The Legend of Zelda - The Kingdom of Tears - 14

Oh god yes the new game is now effecting the fat line lol

Oooh, so that's what's been happening the whole time, and why Zelda feels OK with being fat now! Could this be the way the whole Imprisoning War is averted and Hyrule gets a perfect ending where all the ladies are fat and happy (besides from the events of the other games happening)?