Ch.58 Meeting with The Director. Like Parents, Like Children

"This way."

"Hohou, so there is such a place here."

"Well, normally people don't come here after all."

After arriving at the academy, Mizuki, Yui-nee, and I found ourselves in front of the director's office, which is located even further inside than the headmaster's office.

We were told that the headmaster had moved to the staff room when we arrived for our meeting.

Why though.

"Okay, let's go in."

Knock, knock.

[Yes?]

"Okaa-sama, it's me. Is it fine?"

[Ahh, it's fine.]

"Well then, excuse us."

She opened the door with a click and we entered the director's room. At the back of the room is a remarkably grand desk and a leather chair, and a woman is seated on the chair.

"Welcome, Mizuki. And...is that lady Sakurakoji's daughter—Yui-san?"

"Yes, it has been a long time, Kyoka-san~"

"Ahh, it's been a long time. You've grown so much."

"Ufufu, even like this, I have grown up, you know~"

As Yui-nee puffed out her chest, her breasts swayed dramatically in sync with her movement.

She indeed has grown quite a bit ja, seriously.

But... Fumu. What can I say, she is the kind of mother who is just cool and proper.

Mizuki has the kind of looks that make her the epitome of a traditional Japanese beauty, but her mother is well, let me just say she is... An ikemen.

She has slightly almond-shaped eyes, which gives her a dignified appearance.

Her hair appears to be long, but 'tis tied back simply, perhaps to make it easier to work.

Her attire consisted of a men's black suit and a matching black tie.

Normally, it would not suit her that much, but Mizuki's mother has a dignified aura and looks like an intelligent beauty.

No, perhaps a beautiful woman dressed as a man would suit her better?

She is unnecessarily cool.

...But, as you might expect from Mizuki's mother, she has large breasts.

I see, so those breasts are like her mother's.

"I see, I see... And what about that little girl over there?"

"Yes, this is my bride, Mahiro-chan."

"Fumu fumu... I've heard about you, Ouka Mahiro-kun. I believe you're the type who's always lethargic but gets things done when it matters, and you have a caring personality."

"No, in my case, 'tis not so much that I am lethargic, but rather that I simply want to sleep nona."

"I think that's what you'd call lethargic... but if that's what you say, then I guess that's it."

When she suddenly smiles, it makes me feel a little flustered.

A handsome girl... Oh wait, she is not really a girl considering her age.

But how old is she exactly noja? (TL: Never ask a woman her age...)

She looks quite young... or rather, she actually looks like she's only in her early twenties.

Is it not strange that she is a mother of 2?

"So, the reason you came to see me is because of Yui-san's job search, right?"

"Yes. Is that alright?"

"Well, there's no problem. I'm the one running it, so I won't let the other staff complain. Besides, all my staff are nice people, and Yui-san is beautiful, so I don't think there will be any issues."

"Thank you~"

"Since it's a request from the daughter of Shigeharu's best friend, and by extension, a request from my daughter Mizuki and her wife Mahiro-kun, I can't very well refuse."

...Huh? Is she just a normal person?

Mizuki's father and Mizuki herself are both lo*cons, but the mother looks perfectly normal.

Is this it? Does this mean Mizuki really resembles her father so much?

"So, your license?"

"English and math~."

"Fumu... then let's hire you as an English teacher. We're short on English teachers. Is that alright?"

"Yes, that is fine. Just being able to work at this academy is enough for me. I will do my best~."

"Okay, I'm counting on you... Now then, Mahiro-kun."

Ah, now she is directing the conversation to me.

"Umu, what can I help you with?"

"Please take good care of my daughter. As you can see, she's my sweetest daughter, but she can get out of control sometimes. There might be times when she's a handful, but I hope you'll get along with her."

"……(tears)"

"Huh? Why are you crying?!"

"N-no... I just realized that there is a sensible person like this in the Mizuki's family, and it brought tears to my eyes... I see... so Mizuki and her father are the only perverts... I see, I see..."

"...Mahiro-chan, do you really like me?"

She asks me that, a little sulky.

That kind of thing,

"I love you ja (with conviction)"

There cannot be any other feeling.

"Oh, is that so... ehehe."

...If that were the only reaction, it would be cute noja, but...

At night, she is like that, you know.

"It seems like there wouldn't have been a problem even if I hadn't said anything. Anyway, I look forward to working with you in the future."

"Umu."

Well, I think 'tis more likely that Mizuki will be the one she will be asking for help.

After all, I am treated like a bride.

...'Tis strange how I no longer feel much of a sense of incongruity about that though...

"I'm glad to hear your reply. ...Now, I need to talk to Mizuki for a bit. Yui-san, please take these documents and go to the headmaster's office. They should be in the staff room."

"I understand~."

"Mahiro-kun...you should go back to class. If you're too embarrassed to go in the middle of class, you can just wander around until this class is over."

"I do not think that is something the most important person in the academy should be saying noja."

"Haha, it's fine. If I, the leader, say it's fine, then it's fine."

"Is that how it is?"

"That's how it is."

"...Well, I appreciate that. I think I will go sunbathe on the roof."

Today is a beautiful, sunny day, and the temperature is just right.

In that case, sunbathing on the rooftop would be the best.

What is more, the fact that 'tis officially sanctioned by the director herself, allowing me to skip a class, is a big point.

"Well then, I will be going now."

"I will be taking my leave too~."

"Okay, I wish everyone to do their best."

"Umu."

"Yes~"

The meeting with the director ended rather uneventfully.

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3rd Person POV

Now, in the director's office, after Mahiro and Yui had left...

"...Are they gone now?"

"Yes, they're gone now, Okaa-sama."

With a solemn expression, Mizuki's mother, Kyoka, asked Mizuki if the two had gone away.

In response, when Mizuki told her they're gone, her solemn expression changed completely.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! What is that, what is that!? What is that!?"

She covered her face with both hands, leaned her body back, and suddenly started shouting.

Mizuki's smile was a wry smile that seemed to say, "I knew it."

"I'd heard that someone from our school had contracted the virus, and Mizuki's even shown me a picture, but that's just unfair! She's so cute, too cute even! I thought she was cute when I saw the picture, but in real life it's just too much! I can't handle it! It's seriously hard to suppress the smile that's about to break out!"

A cry from the heart.

It was a heartfelt cry, as if to say, "Where did that ikemen from earlier go?"

"Oka-sama likes little girls too after all."

"Little girl! Lol*! Those two are just the best! I never thought there would be such a more more little girl in real life!"

"Moe moe... I don't think many people use that term these days. Besides, I personally think it's an outdated term."

"It doesn't matter. There's no such thing as old or new words when it comes to expressing cuteness. As long as you can express it in the way you want, that's enough. Right, my daughter?"

"Yes, that's right. Young, cute girls are justice."

"You understand, don't you, my daughter?"

This conversation perfectly exemplifies the saying, "Like mother, like daughter."

Also, it's not something you need to say with a determined expression.

"And what's more, nojalol*! She has attributes that seem like they were deliberately chosen, isn't Mahiro-kun kind of dangerous?"

"That's right. I never imagined there would actually be a high school student who speaks like an old man, and I certainly never thought that someone like that would develop 'TSF syndrome' and turn into a cute girl."

"Right?! I've been running this academy for over ten years now, but I've never met such a cute student! She was so cute, I thought my heart was going to explode!"

"Okaa-sama is perfect in front of others, but when it's just the family like this, you're showing your true colors, see?"

"There's no need to hide it."

Kyoka wore a determined expression.

The parents of a lol*con are also lol'cons.

What's more, both the father and mother are lol*cons.

Mizuki could be described as a hybrid, inheriting the bloodlines of those two, but... Reality is often cruel.

"So, Mizuki..."

"Yes, what is it?"

"...Don't you have any photos?! Like embarrassing photos, bath photos, or wonderfully sexy photos!"

"Okaa-sama, your reaction in situations like this is just like a teenage boy in high school, you know?"

"I'm even more than that."

"You're saying that yourself...?"

Mizuki was astonished despite being the same kind of perverted lol*con.

If Mahiro were watching, she'd probably say, "Do not be so astonished."

"I mean, wouldn't you want some sexy photos of such a cute girl?!"

"I would want that."

Her answer was immediate.

However, before even considering wanting them, Mizuki already possesses some photos of that kind.

"I'm so jealous of Mizuki...! To be able to marry such a cute girl..."

"Fufufu, thanks to that, I'm happy every day, Okaa-sama."

"...Damn, what a happy expression. Well, now that Mizuki is married, she's technically become my daughter-in-law, so I guess it's fine..."

"That's right, Okaa-sama. If you want to see her, you can come to our house anytime."

"That's true! ...Well, I'm busy with work, so I probably won't be able to go anytime soon."

"Okaa-sama is not jus doing this work, but also helping with Otou-sama's work after all."

"Thanks to that, I haven't had a moment to rest... But! Seeing Mahiro-kun just now has restored my energy and vitality, and I feel like I can do anything right now! No, I definitely can! Cuteness is my driving force!"

"That's the spirit, Okaa-sama."

What a terrible conversation.

This is a conversation between the wife and daughter of the head of a major corporation.

No matter where you look, these two are probably the only ones in the whole world who can get so excited talking about little girls.

"But even so... Aaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~! Having such a cute girl in my family is pure bliss! Nothing more to say! It's a real struggle to stop this overwhelming urge to hug her and cherish her that's welling up inside me! To be honest, just now I was pinching my thigh so hard I was drawing blood to try and suppress that impulse. Look at these pants, they're seeping through."

As Kyoka stood up, a dark red blood was indeed seeping from the right thigh of her trousers. In fact, it was quite a lot of blood.

It's at a level where it should be treated immediately.

"Okaa-sama, so that's why you were trembling earlier."

"If a little girl who exceeds one's ideal appears, this is bound to happen. In fact, I'm glad my legs weren't torn off."

"...That's not something you should say with a cool face, really."

"This is what happens when an ideal appears before your eyes."

"……Is that so."

Mizuki made no attempt to hide her exasperated expression at seeing her mother acting the same way she always had.

At the same time, Kyoka is used to her daughter making such expressions, so she doesn't pay it any mind at all.

"Phew... It's important to let out your feelings. I feel a little better now. If the total amount of my stress is 100, then right now... let's see. I'd say around 97."

"It hasn't decreased at all, has it?"

"Hmph, you might think it's only three, but to me, it's a big three points. Even Doraemon shows a completely different performance depending on whether there's one screw or not, right?"

"Please don't compare yourself to a robot. Also, it's 1 screw, not 3, so I think it's completely different."

Mizuki calmly retorted to the analogy, which was of questionable persuasiveness.

Mizuki, who usually plays the role of the jokester,

"Don't worry about the little things."

"...Sigh. Okaa-sama's surprisingly easygoing, aren't you? In terms of personality and all."

"Well, I'm an orphan, so I'm strangely optimistic. That's why I don't worry about the little things, and that's the secret to living a long and resilient life."

"No, in Okaa-sama's case, I think an extraordinary amount of good fortune was added to that."

"Well, I've always been lucky. Thanks to that, I was able to meet Shigeharu, have two children, and... a super cute little girl named Mahiro has become my daughter-in-law!"

"It was all ruined at the end..."

Is it in their genetic to ruin everything with the last word?

In the end, the lol*con's father is a lol'con, and the lol'con's mother is also a lol'con. A severe case.

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