Ch.56 Perverted Lol*cons Attack. Mahiro Seems to be In for a Rough Time

"M-Mizuki?! W-Why are you here noja?!"

"Where Mahiro-chan is, I shall be there."

"What does that even mean!?"

I mean, why is it that whenever a romantic connection is made, or is already made, with someone, this fellow shows up as if on cue?! She is not actually infected, is she?!

"Really? I was just stating the obvious."

"Your assumptions are clearly flawed! I mean, how did you even figure out I was here noja?!"

"Hehehe, it's useless for Mahiro-chan to hide in front of my husbands sensor!"

"What the heck is even a husbands sensor ja?!"

Has this fellow finally acquired superhuman abilities?!

But am I the only one who thinks the wording is terrible?

"Um, so it's a sensor that detects when a new husband appears for Mahiro-chan, right?"

"...Are you really human?"

"I'm a human. I just happen to like little girls a bit more than most people, and I love Mahiro-chan more than anyone else in the galaxy."

"O-ooh, I-I see..."

"Mahiro-chan, are you feeling shy?"

"Stu—! Wait, I am not being shy!"

"Thank you for the tsundere moment, Mahiro-chan!"

"Gununu...!"

She is unwavering... she truly is unwavering!

However, being told "I love you" to my face... well, I was a little happy about that...

I never thought a single word could make me this happy. If I were still a man, I do not think I would have felt this way...

"Hiro-kun, this girl is~?"

Seeing the exchange between Mizuki and me, Yui-nee looked bewildered and asked me a question.

"Ah, you see? This is one of my husbands, as I mentioned earlier."

"Hello, my name is Uishi Mizuki. I believe the two personage over ther already know, but..."

"Uishi... Ah, you're Shigeharu-kun's daughter!"

"Nu, Touji-dono, you are acquainted with them?"

"It was for work-related reasons... Well, actually, he's been my best friend since middle school. I see, I see. So she's Shigeharu's daughter. I think we've met before, haven't we?"

Wow, so he is a close friend of that Lo〇con chairman.

'Tis a small world, is it not?

"Yes. I briefly introduced myself when you came to Otou-sama's company."

"He'd been saying for a while that his daughter was so cute it was almost painful. When I met you for the first time, I could certainly understand why he was such a doting parent."

"Oh, Otou-sama..."

That Lo〇con chairman... his doting parent tendencies seem pretty extreme too.

Umumu... 'Tis kind of unpleasant to think that he is my father-in-law ja.

There is that drug that makes it possible to conceive, but somehow... if Mizuki and I were to have a child, I am certain the perverted genes would be strongly inherited...

Aria seems to be the most sensible one.

"...So, Mizuki yo, you did told me there is no need to refuse, right?"

"I did say that."

"So that means... Is that it? The usual pattern...?"

"Yes. And Mahiro-chan said when she was with Aristia-san, 'If it's two or three more people, then maybe...'"

"...I did say that, but... we need permission from others for something like this—"

"Oh, that wouldn't not a problem."

"Eh?"

"Please take this."

She smoothly handed me her smartphone.

The screen displayed the message "Call in progress."

Hesitantly, I held the speaker to my ear...

[Hello? Mahiro?]

"M-Miho?"

[That's good, it seems like they're connected. Apparently, Mizuki said, 'My husbands sensor went off, so I'm going to go pick up Mahiro-chan and her new husband!' and then she rushed out. By the way, what were you doing?]

"W-we will talk about that later, so please bear with me for now. Things have gotten quite complicated ja."

[Hmm? Is this trouble something that happened at the mansion of the Sakurakouji family, who are also major landowners in this town?]

"H-how did you know that!?"

When Miho guessed my current location, I was unexpectedly shaken.

How strange. I was sure I managed to escape yesterday...

To begin with, there is no way they could have predicted that the object they were chasing would turn out to be a real rabbit.

But even so, how...?

[According to Mizuki, 'My husband's sensor went off!']

"...Mizuki, what's seriously wrong with you?"

[Who knows? even we think she's strange. But, you know, this is how we explained it.]

"Hou, how?"

[Because it's Mizuki we're talking about.]

"...I see, that certainly explains it. Mizuki is a hopeless, perverted lo〇con."

"Am I being insulted?"

"That is a compliment ja."

"Oh, I see. Hehe, Mahiro-chan praised me! Hehehe."

...Ugh, s-so cute...!

This fellow sometimes has such cute reactions, 'tis a real problem...

"...So, Mizuki told me that permission has been given or something... Is that true?"

[Yes. I just got a quick message from her, and it seems you have someone you were engaged to a long time ago?]

"To know that much... Mizuki, just who are you really..."

[Who knows? Isn't it fine calling her a pervert for now?]

"...Indeed."

Indeed, there is no other word that would be more appropriate.

I see... so perversion can transcend the limits of humanity.

[So? What do you think?]

"I was thinking that any more than this... would be a bit much..."

[Hmm? But that's only if you don't consider the other person's feelings, right? What if you do consider the other person's feelings?]

"Well, I did make a promise, and 'tis not like I particularly dislike her... If possible, I would like to reciprocate, but..."

If I disliked someone, I would say so bluntly.

That is why I felt so awkward earlier.

[Then that's fine, isn't it, Alice, Mashiro-san?]

Wait, the two of them were there too?

[I'm okay with it! I mean, I joined halfway through too. Besides, you'll get in trouble if you don't keep your promises, right?]

[...No objections. A promise is a promise. Even if it was made when they were in elementary school, it had to be kept. Also, Mahiron will be punished later.]

"Why!?"

Did I do something wrong?!

Just as I was thinking that, Mashiron gave me an unexpected answer.

[...It's all Mahiron's fault that I was attacked by Mizuki yesterday.]

"... I'm sorry."

Sorry. I can certainly understand why you would give me a punishment...

I see... Mizuki attacked Mashiron yesterday...

...In a way, she is acting as my substitute ja.

But I see. Mashiron was attacked... That explains why Mizuki looked so strangely shiny.

And apparently, Mashiron's voice is lower in tone than usual.

Understandable.

"...But please spare me the punishment. I had a rough time once when Miho and Mizuki punished me, but it was really tough..."

[Oh, yes, that happened. I think it was on our wedding night. But it was Mahiro's fault for being so cute, wasn't it? You had this expression that aroused sadistic desires, and a melting look on your face—]

"Waah waah! Stop talking about that!"

[...As expected, Mashiron is a total M!]

...This is bad. The realization that I am an M is becoming more and more certain...!

I do not believe I am an M though...

Unuu.

[Anyway, we don't mind, so please consider that person's feelings and give them your answer, okay?]

"...I understand. Well, with Mizuki here, you can probably guess what is going to happen next."

[That's true. Well, we're going to school now, so come over when you're done.]

"Understood ja. I will try to meet up as soon as possible."

[Okay. See you later.]

Snap.

Call ended.

...Sigh. It looks like things are going to be tough once I get back.

I shall try to act cleverly so I do not get attacked.

"How was it? They agreed, right?"

"Ah... right. So, what do you want me to do noja, Mizuki?"

"Of course... I hope you'll agree to their proposal."

"The reason?"

"A promise is a promise. Besides that, there are about three other reasons."

"Pardon? That many?"

I thought she was the kind of person who would grant permission to just anyone, but it seems I was wrong.

Do you have some ulterior motive?

Also, since this conversation has been just between Mizuki and me, the Sakurakouji family members have been completely ignored. I feel kind of bad about that.

Moreover, Yui-nee looks incredibly anxious... or rather, subtly sad. I do not think that is just my imagination.

She is looking at me with a rather dejected expression.

...But right now, I need to hear what Mizuki has to say. Otherwise, I won't be able to decide how to respond.

No, all I have to do is say, "Okay!" Though.

"Firstly, and this has a political aspect to it, by arranging a marriage between Mahiro-chan and Sakurakouji Yui-san, we believe that the ties between the group run by the Sakurakouji family and Otou-sama's Uishi group will be further strengthened, and eventually, we can create a joint group."

"...Is that what you call a political marriage?"

I do not like marriages that do not involve other people's feelings.

Perhaps that is why the words that escaped my lips sounded somewhat low.

"Oh, please don't get the wrong idea. I don't think that at all."

Perhaps hearing the slight hint of anger in my tone, Mizuki immediately corrected me.

"Oh, really? Is that so? Well, all is good then. ...So, who suggested it noja?"

"It's more or less Otou-sama."

"...That pervert?"

Well, he is the chairman of a major corporation, after all... so I suppose he has to consider things like that.

But then why did she says they allowed "me" to marry her?

The maids spoke as if to say that I was not a commoner...

Well, I will find out eventually.

"I do consider it to some extent, but personally, I'm a proponent of love marriage."

"Well, that is the reason you ran away from home, after all."

It brings back some memories.

"Yes. Next, the second point. As I said earlier, you have to keep your promises. In this case, Mahiro-chan is in the wrong."

"Why!?"

"Mahiro-chan, it's because you've been unknowingly wooing women left and right. Right, Yui-san?"

"Yeah, I guess so. Hiro-kun even managed to woo me too~."

"Did I really do that?!"

"You did~."

...I-I cannot remember!

"I thought so... In that case, there might be other women being wooed by you too."

"No, that is definitely overthinking it..."

"Having said that, what about the fact that you were trying to woo Aristia-san, Mashiro-san, and Yui-san?"

"......No, I was not trying to woo them at all... I was just treating them normally..."

"Well, Mahiro-chan is a natural womanizer, you know. If he had remained a man, he might have been stabbed eventually, as an enemy of women."

"...Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"Seriously~."

Not only Mizuki, but even Yui-nee also affirmed it.

I see... So I was unconsciously wooing them...

But, have I ever said anything like a pick-up line...?

"And thirdly, this is a personal feeling of mine, but... how should I put it, I feel like I'm on the same wavelength as Yui-san, or rather, I don't feel like she's a stranger to me..."

"Oh, me too! We seem to have similar preferences, do we not~?"

"Yes, I think so too."

"Ufufu, I think we could have a good relationship~."

They are kindred spirits. That is what I thought, but it seems that is truly the case.

But I do not think Yui-nee was a lo〇con...

"Yes, that's right... Well, we've talked for quite a while, so let's hear Mahiro-chan's answer now."

"...So, that means whether or not I'll keep my promise to Yui-nee and get married?"

"Are there any other options?"

"...I suppose so."

"Hiro-kun, I am not forcing you, okay~...? We made that promise when you were in elementary school and I was in middle school..."

She says this with a slightly sad expression, but with a smile and as gentle a tone as possible.

...It hurts my heart.

Yui-nee has always been kind, and even back then, she was full of maternal instincts...

Moreover, since she had shown me affection, I cannot just completely ignore them.

By the way, let me just say that her breasts were pretty big from the first time we met.

"...Just to be clear, I have become a woman, not a man noja. And as you can see, I am but a little girl. Is that alright with you?"

"Of course~! I love kids! Besides, Hiro-kun is Hiro-kun, after all!"

Ah, I see. Gender is irrelevant.

So that means she is judging me based on what is inside...?

...Well, 'tis not surprising that I am getting another husband now.

5 people in just one month.

...I wonder what has become of my life.

"...Okay, I agree."

"I-is it really okay~?!"

Where did that dejected look from just a moment ago go?

She suddenly looked up and asked in a voice that sounded surprised but happy, and also expectant.

"Umu, I also believe I must keep my promises."

"Is it not out of pity or anything like that~...?"

"Do I look like the kind of person who would do something like that?"

"No, Hiro-kun is a child full of bluntness, after all~."

She understands perfectly.

"Umu, that is how it is ja."

Even so, she looks incredibly happy.

It makes me happy just watching her.

"Yay! I am with Hiro-kun~!"

"Wapu!?"

Suddenly, Yui-nee grabbed me and hugged me tightly.

Yui-nee usually wears kimonos. And when it comes to her sleepwear, 'tis also a kimono. However, since 'tis meant for sleeping, 'tis... well, it tends to come undone easily.

As a result, Yui-nee's large breasts were pressed directly against my face...

Honestly, it felt like heaven and hell came at the same time.

Being pressed against a warm, soft, and fragrant valley like a gorge is tough even for me.

If I were a man, I would definitely be excited by this.

Well, even Miho and the others could become like that...

...Wait.

"Mu—! Mmm~~~~~~~!"

P-painful!

'Tis ridiculously painful!

Yui-nee's breasts are even bigger than Iyo's, and they are not just breasts, boobs, or busts—they are a weapon of mass destruction ja!

You can kill someone with this!? You can send them to paradise with this!?

"Yui-san, Mahiro-chan is struggling."

"Oh no, that is not good~."

Mizuki, great safe!

Sensing the moment when her tension eased, I quickly lift my head.

"Phew... haaah, haaah... I, I thought I was going to die..."

"I-I am so sorry! Are you okay~?"

"I am fine ja. 'Twas just a little painful. ...So, Touji-dono and Sayuri-dono, I have decided to marry Yui-nee ja."

I told the Sakurakoji couple, who had been practically invisible until now, this.

I am at the point where I just want to greet them ja.

"Oh, really? That's good to hear. ...But is that alright? Mahiro-kun will end up with five wives..."

"It matters not. 'tis too late now... Even if one more person joins, the fact that I am still the lowest in the hierarchy remains unshaken..."

"I see. Well, that's fine then. ...Please take good care of my daughter."

"Please."

The two of them bowed deeply and told me this.

...W-what an upright parents they are ja...

This is something that needs to be said clearly.

"...Umu. Of course ja. Leave it to me noja."

If I say that with sincerity,

"Mo~, Okaa-san and Otou-san, I am the one who is going to make Hiro happy, okay?"

Yui-nee said this, looking a little annoyed.

"...So, do you also think I am the wife, Yui-nee...?"

"Of course~! I mean, judging from the way you talk to Mizuki, Hiro-kun seems like the type to be the wife!"

"That's right."

"Wait, Mizuki!?"

"To Touji-san and Sayuri-san. As you can see, Mahiro-chan has the wife-like qualities, so ultimately Yui-san will become the husband... Is that alright?"

"Oh, that's fine."

"Yes, that's true. You can definitely feel the wife aura emanating from Mahiro-kun."

"What even is a 'wife aura' ja!?"

There is no way I would have something like that!

Also, how much do they think of me as the wife? I used to be a man!

"But... I see. So marrying Mahiro-kun means I won't get to see any grandchildren."

"Well, that's the only thing that's a little disappointing..."

"Regarding that... My apologies. Even I cannot do anything about it."

Before I could definitively say that it did not exist, Mizuki dropped a huge bombshell.

"Don't worry, there is a way."

""Eh!?""

……………………What, did she say?

Mizuki just said there was a way, right...?

That is essentially saying there is a way for women to have children together.

...Which means...

"M-Mizuki...?"

I hesitantly called out to Mizuki...

"Mahiro-chan, why did you keep quiet about that?"

She smiled sweetly, but questioned me in an accusatory tone.

...Oh, she has found out.

"Y-you do not mean... that you have that medicine...!"

"Yes, it's in our hands now."

"Noooooooooooooooooooo!!"

I clutched my head and wept uncontrollably.

H-how ja?! How did they find out noja?!

"It seems you were intentionally hiding it, weren't you? But too bad for you. Did you really think we didn't hear Mahiro-chan's call back then?"

"...Do not tell me, you!"

"Yes, I did eavesdrop on that time."

"What the hell are you doing?!"

Planting a listening device in your own wife is just insane!

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this person?!

Uuu... I am definitely going to die...

"However, considering Mahiro-chan's health, it will have to be a little while longer."

"No, that's fine. If it means I can see my grandchild's face, I'll wait as long as it takes."

"Yes, yes! I'm looking forward to it!"

...My escape route has been cut off.

So, you are telling me to die, huh...?

Hahaha...

"Now that we've received your consent... here you go. This is the marriage registration form."

"So you do have it after all."

"Yes. For now, this will be the last marriage registration form I have."

"...Normally, people do not carry them around, and they do not carry multiple copies, but you..."

As expected, this person is the Grim Reaper who leads me to the graveyard of life.

"Your daughter, Shigeharu-kun, is well-prepared."

Normally, people do not keep a marriage registration form on hand at all times.

"Okay, let's get started right away. Yui-san, you're the one who has to write it, so write it quickly."

"Yes~!"

Wow, Yui-nee is in a cheerful mood...

She is in such a good mood she looks like she could jump at any moment.

How happy that girl must be.

"Tap tap tap~... Yep, I have written it."

"That is fast..."

But not quite at Mashiron's level.

Umumu...

I never imagined there would be a 5th person...

If possible, I hope this is the end of it.

"Here, Hiro-kun, write, write~"

"Umu."

After the 5th time, you naturally start to get used to writing it.

I have my doubts about that, but 'tis due to my gender...

But I was really popular with the ladies, was I not? Without even realizing it.

If I could, I would have liked to be popular with women when I was a man. Though I was not particularly interested in that.

...Well, if this had happened when I was a man, I am pretty sure I would have ended up dead. There is a good chance a fight would have broken out over me.

In that sense, you could say that 'tis for the best that things are the way they are now...

"There, I have finished writing it."

"Um... yes, there are no problems. So, although it hasn't been submitted yet, it's practically finalized now. Yui-san, as husbands, I look forward to working with you from now on."

"Likewise, looking forward to it~!"

It looks like the 2 girls will get along well ja.

Well, it would have been quite troublesome if this had turned into a major conflict.

"Hiro-kun, I hope we can continue to get along well for many years to come~."

"The pleasure is all mine. ...If possible, please cooperate with the husbands and do not attack me...?"

"Ufufu, I wonder about that~."

She replied with a gentle smile.

...Could it be that this fellow is also on Miho's side...?

I might die...

"That's great, Yui."

"Yes, Otou-san. I will definitely make Hiro-kun happy~."

"Um, is that not something I am supposed to say?"

"Oh? But Hiro-kun is going to be the wife, you know~."

I shall not say anything back anymore.

I am always treated like the wife anyway...

"By the way, what are you going to do about work noja, Yui-nee? I believe you graduated from university early, did you not...?"

"Well, I have a teaching license, so I guess I could work as a teacher. By the way, it is a high school teaching license~."

"What subject is it?"

"Well, English and math~."

"I see."

So, that means she will be working at a high school?

"So, you have not found a job yet?"

"That is how it is~."

"In that case, how about getting a job at Minazuki Academy?"

"Mu? Is that alright?"

"I think it'll probably be fine. I heard that there are fewer teachers this year than usual. If you're interested in teaching English or math, you should be able to find a job."

"Well, I know nothing about that kind of thing, so I will leave it to you. But if Yui-nee were to become a teacher at the same school, I would be very happy."

It has been a while since I have seen Yui-nee, and she has even helped me with my studies in the past. Actually, Yui-nee is a really good teacher.

I have been indebted to her several times.

"Hehe, that is a nice thing to say~. Well, I guess I wil give it a try, even if it is a long shot."

"Well, we were about to head to the academy anyway, so would you like to come along?"

"I wonder if that is okay~?"

"Yes, that's fine. I've brought Mahiro-chan's uniform with me."

"Oh, that is a relief. Well then, let us go, the three of us."

"That's right."

"Yes~"

The three of us decided to head to the academy.

Speaking of which, I wonder where all the clothes and my smartphone that I wore before I turned into a rabbit went?

When I asked about it, it turned out that Yui-nee had apparently retrieved it.

...So, does that mean she saw the babydoll?

I glanced at Yui-nee with a bitter expression, and she seemed to have seen right through me, as she gave me a rather... lukewarm look.

...How embarrassing.

"Ah, Mahiro-chan, I'll ask you about that medicine later, okay?"

...And I might die after all...

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