Ch.164 I was so Tired My Brain wasn't Working, So I Drank Alcohol... In Front of the Camera

"Oh, I found a nice hollow."

[Hollow?]

[It's not really a hollow...it's more like rocks]

[Rocks indeed]

[Several rocks piled on top of each other]

[Is this what Haru-chan considers a hollow...?]

[As always, a strange sense pops up from time to time]

Having picked up a nice, smooth stone, I spotted a rocky area that was just perfect, and I hurried over to it.

"...Yeah. There are several rocks piled up, with the tops being two or three meters high, and if I climb them carefully they form a staircase, and most importantly, it's on the opposite side from the entrance...just across from that hollow, so even if a monster comes, it will be the furthest away, and if I lie down, I should be invisible unless they get close."

I slowly climbed the rocky slope, saying "Heave-ho!"

Yeah, my arm should be fine with this.

[lol]

[Haru-chan speed-talking]

[What is it so suddenly?]

[She seems excited because she has found a good spot to build a nest.]

[Haru-chan being so high-spirited is really rare, but she's so cute, isn't she?]

[I understand]

[The tone of her voice changes from her usual mumbling to that of a lively little girl.]

[So cute]

[When I hear things like this, it really makes me realize that Haru-chan is a real, living human being, just like us.]

[Ah... well, because of how things usually are...]

[Normally, she's just an angel who calmly fires her weapon and mechanically takes down enemies with headshots]

[Normally, the Explosive Angel calmly sets off a chain reaction of pitfalls and explosive traps, wiping out surrounding monsters.]

"Yotto. ...Yes, the top rock is also angled to the outside, so I can hide there. i'll make this my second base."

I take a blanket out of the dirty bag... hmm.

"...This belongs to Emi-san."

[!!!]

[Is it happening?]

[Tower!]

[Emi-chan's blanket?!?]

[I'll buy it at any price! I'll buy it at any price!!]

[Calm down, everyone]

[But is that okay? Emi-chan, the other day...]

[Yeah……]

[I wanted to forget it]

[Idiot!!]

[lol]

Well, Emi-san's a bit of a pervert, but unlike men, she doesn't have those kinds of urges... I guess that's because she's a girl... She only seemed to enjoy things like me secretly stepping on her.

It was less dangerous than I thought, so I can relax.

Above all, familiar scents are the best, aren't they?

"Sniff sniff..."

【●REC】

[Oya No Name-chan]

[She certainly didn't miss this opportunity.]

[Haru-chan sniffing Emi-chan's scent is such a rare sight, isn't it?]

[Ruru-chan will probably get jealous]

[It's okay, you're not supposed to watch Haru-chan's streams if your mental state is bad.]

[lol]

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"Phew... warm water feels so good..."

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[Why?! Why?!]

[Why does Haru-chan leave the camera behind when she takes a bath...?]

[Even though she's a little girl, she's still a maiden.]

[I wish you could have forgotten about that because of the occasional glimpse of my sloppiness...]

[Ugh...]

[This is tough]

[Viewers who are only driven by worldly desires]

[Whose stream do you think this is?]

[Now that you mention it, you're right]

[lol]

[Just so you know, this is a crazy live stream with over a hundred million concurrent viewers worldwide. If you remove the language filter, you'll see that people from other countries are watching too.]

[Don't worry. Their reaction is pretty much the same whenever Haru-chan announces she's going to take a bath.]

[They basically say the same thing in every language.]

[lol]

[Men are all idiots]

[This is true all over the world!]

[In some countries, you could be arrested just for making that statement...]

[It can't be helped, men are sad creatures.]

Ah, it's warm.

Up there... I left a lot of things at the first base camp from earlier, but there are still a lot of things in that dirty bag, so the setup is complete as usual.

It's pretty close to the ground, so I have to be careful... but if my level is 1 or something, then it's over the moment they even get into the room.

That's how I was able to accept the situation.

That's why I've left a portable toilet, shower room, generator, and other things lying around on the ground nearby.

...Maybe I should at least build a fence...I should be able to surround this area using the materials I used to clear the 500th floor...

"Ah, alcohol, alcohol!"

Pop!

Time doesn't pass inside a dirty bag.

That's why alcohol that I buy and keep chilled stays cold and fresh for a long time.

Oh, and of course, I also prepared salads and other dishes for everyone.

There were so many people, so there's a lot of leftovers.

Gulp.

"Ahhh."

[Eh?]

[Ah]

[Haru-chan!?]

[lol]

[Ehh...]

[Vad news: Haru-chan casually takes out a bottle of alcohol.]

[And from that angle, it looks like she's drinking straight from the bottle... Albeit a small one]

[Actually, there have been times this past week when the camera was unnaturally taken off around this time... Could it be...?]

[Haru-chan, were you really drinking alcohol!?]

[Um, this is being broadcast live worldwide...]

[Thanks to No Name-chan's mysterious power, she probably won't get banned, but...]

Today's drink is sake.

The 1.8-liter bottle... my wrist hurts when I hold it, so I get a small one.

I like these 180ml bottles.

It's not the most cost-effective option, but on the other hand, I can compare two or three different kinds of alcohol in one day.

[Haru-chan! This is bad! Broadcasting a young girl drinking alcohol live to the whole world is not good! ... Right, she can't see us!!]

[lol]

[Well, there's no way for Haru-chan to see the comments...]

[So, even if she messes up again in the future, no one will...?]

[Yeah……]

[Well, the fatal flaw should be blurred out by No Name-chan's correction...]

"Gulp, gulp, gulo... Ahhh"

[And also... Haru-chan, I don't think this is the case, but...]

[Did she just chug the whole bottle?!]

[Ehh...]

[Bad news: A young girl chugs alcohol straight from the bottle]

[Kids, don't try this at home!]

[How can anyone imitate that?]

[Normally, that's impossible.]

[Haru-chan, drinking alcohol after a bath is totally like us.]

[Yeah……]

[I totally understand]

[But after looking at the label and checking it, it seems like a pretty high-end one]

[Yeah, she seems to be quite the connoisseur.]

[A little girl who knows more about alcohol than me and can drink more than me?]

[Do you dislike it?]

[It's my favorite though!]

[Right?!]

[Calm down, everyone]

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