Ch.161 Me, Level 1 (Needs Inspection), Zero Skill (Needs Inspection)

[Well, it's been a week since Haru-chan started building her nest.]

[Stop throwing such a stong impact first thing in the morning.]

[But it's the truth, isn't it?]

[Good morning everyone!]

[The gentlemen have awakened]

[What about you all's companies? What about school?]

[Don't worry, I'll provide thorough commentary.]

[That's not what I meant]

[It's okay, it's okay]

[It's not okay]

[lol]

"................................................"

I've become completely accustomed to life inside the dungeon.

I can't see the sunrise, but because there's no unnecessary noise, my daily routine is actually more organized.

Well, I'm not sure about the time, though.

...Oh, I need to read the afterword too...that's where the author's main point lies. (TL: she's reading a novel)

[It's already been a week since then...]

[Haru-chan's 24-hour live stream for a week is so amazing I didn't even notice!]

[Incidentally, the time Haru-chan would move or speak is]

[Not even an hour.]

[What? It's that long?]

[Sorry, I exaggerated...it's 30 minutes...]

[lol]

[W-well, Haru-chan doesn't do much activity, after all...]

[However, while there are signs of a slight decline in concurrent viewers, she's maintaining her top ranking in the world for streaming sites that have fully recovered]

[Obviously]

[She's probably the most famous person this past month.]

[Dungeon enthusiasts, government officials, and military personnel from all over the world were watching this, too.]

[Too famous]

[An overwhelmingly powerful world debut...]

[She has already debuted a long time ago, though.]

[And yet, peace]

[Peace is paramount]

[Yeah……]

[The whole world is in a state of considerable tension, and there's nothing but depressing news, but here, everything is completely peaceful.]

[Well, Haru-chan is just lying down and reading a book...]

[The eye of a tornado is actually the calmest place, you know?]

[Exactly!]

[Just seeing Haru-chan on screen occasionally or hearing her talk is enough to keep me going.]

[Let's try harder in our daily lives?]

[I don't want a life without Haru-chan]

[You're going that far!?]

[lol]

[But Haru-chan really does read books all day long, doesn't she?]

[She reads a book, changes her posture several times, ate lunch, and takes a nap.]

[So cute]

[But that's all she has done, right?]

[Are you dissatisfied?]

[That can't be further from the truth]

Phew.

"...I'm going for a little walk."

[Oka~y]

[Take care~]

It was a pretty interesting novel.

I like interesting novels because I can read them straight through without taking a break from the beginning.

Well, I did take a couple of naps along the way though.

My lack of physical strength as a young girl and my long sleep duration are particularly noteworthy.

Because I'm a little girl.

But this isn't the kind of sleepiness I feel when I'm exploring this dungeon.

I wonder what that was all about.

[That being said, we are still with her]

[Haru-chan dutifully puts the camera on... I loveveveveveveve]

[You're being reckless...]

[Watch out! If No Name-chan gets upset, she won't let you watch this stream!]

[Long live No Name-chan!]

[No Name-chan is so cute!]

[No Name-cha~n!]

【Silence】

[Sorry]

[Please forgive me]

[Don't get angry]

[Don't take me away]

[lol]

[Classic]

[The template is still going strong]

[This past week]

[But this past week has been incredibly intense...]

[Yeah……]

◇◆◇

[Haru-chan returned from her five-minute walk and slept until night.]

[What a little kid!]

[Well, she is a real little girl after all]

"Kuaaah..."

[●REC]

[Good morning]

[Good morning, Haru-chan!]

[Haru-chan finally woke up]

[It's nighttime now, Haru-chan]

[You've slept too much, Haru-chan.]

[I mean, it's Haru-chan, you know?]

[W-well, right after such a big fight...]

[Right after (after a battle with No Name-chan?, slept with Ruru-chan soundly a night, send Ruru-chan back alone, slept soundly for a month, then she just lazed around for another week.]

[L-look, she's probably used up all her magic power... Her magic power and stamina...]

[Well, after pulling it off with something from the dungeon and No Name-chan]

"Mmm--……"

I rubbed my eyes and woke up.

"?"

[Ah (cardiac arrest)]

[These guy is always having cardiac arrest.]

[May you rest in peace?]

[Don't worry, I will be back with Haru-chan's love]

[lol]

...Oh, that's right.

After asking No Name-san to "please stop bullying Ruru-san," my mind went blank...and then I woke up somewhere in the dungeon.

I wasn't sure if the stream still connected, but the camera for the stream is till working even now, so I talked from time to time...I think I decided to first recover my stamina and magic power in this seemingly safe place.

I seem to be sleeping too much lately, I don't have anyone to talk to so my sense of time gets a bit hazy sometimes, and I'm reading so many books that I sometimes get confused.

"...Goof mornying...Kuaaah."

Oh, I tried to do a greeting but a yawn got mixed in.

It's a little embarrassing.

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[They... They're dead...!]

[Of course]

[Oh no, I've endured this much until now...]

[Welcome to the world of lo〇con♥]

[Lo〇con is a disease that, once it manifests, cannot be cured.]

[We've gained more comrades!]

[Hurraaahhh!]

[Wait, that means we're Emi-chan's comrades! ]

[That makes me so happy!]

[Emi Okaa-san is justice, therefore lo〇con is justice]

[Kushima-saan is going to make you an appointment at a psychiatric clinic, you know?]

[lol]

Now then.

"...I'm taking a little walk..."

I feel like I just went for a walk a little while ago, but I'm still feeling groggy.

This makes it impossible to concentrate on reading.

I'm feeling restless, so I should probably go for a walk.

[Huh?]

[Why?]

[Sad news: Haru-chan can't sit still]

[She's just a kid]

[Haru-chan is surprisingly active]

[Active (approximately 30 minutes of moving per day)]

The time is... probably evening.

It's difficult to get a sense of time because there's no sunlight.

But I always dreamed of doing things like rappelling down a wall like this when I was a kid.

And here I am, having achieved that after turning 20...

Bunk beds, secret hideouts, and small spaces.

I wonder why all kids turn out like that.

[Monster-san, still not there]

[Just hearing the word "monster" makes this ridiculously vast space suddenly feel terrifying.]

[It's been a week yet none have appeared, so it's all good.]

[But, there's always a chance...]

[Yeah... that's a dungeon whose location is unknown.]

[Where on earth is that place...?]

[No Name-chan?]

[...She's not here...]

[No Name-chan has been sometimes here, sometimes not lately]

[She's practically a wanted criminal by the whole world now.]

[No wonder she's so busy]

I landed on the ground with a thud and looked up at the room again.

It's quite a large room.

It feels like a mid-boss or a final boss.

But there is no sign of monsters, and no way to search for them either.

"................................................"

……Yeah.

I didn't want to admit it, so I pretended not to notice.

After reading books multiple times to calm down, eating, sleeping, taking a bath, drinking alcohol, and sleeping again, and repeating this seven times, it seems the time has finally come for me to accept it.

"...Reconnaissance skills... nope."

I pick up a suitable stone... and throw it with all my might.

...Thump.

"Yeah. Looks like my level and skills have gone down. I kind of suspected it."

[Eh?]

[Huh?]

[That can happen?!]

[...She wasn't affected by level drain or anything like that, right...?]

[I don't think she was... but...]

[But if Haru-chan, who can't see our comments, says so...]

[Seriously?]

[Isn't that bad?]

[Sad news: Haru-chan is a normal little kid.]

[Sad news: Haru-chan has become just an ordinary little girl]

[So, she's just an angel?]

[Yeah, just an angel.]

[lol]

[You guys... at such an important time...]

[I meanthere's nothing else we can do but tell jokes...]

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