Ch.25 First Day of Classes. The Pervert is Operating as Usual

There was not anything particularly interesting about the measurements, so let me skip that part.

Or rather, that part was just perverts being perverts, so there is nothing particularly noteworthy to talk about.

As for the greetings, not much was happening there either.

In the end, all I learned was that Mizuki's lolicon tendencies were inevitable, and that I ended up having to wear a wedding dress...

So, that day, after a brief greeting and finishing the measurements, we went straight home.

You are asking if anything else happened? Of course not ja.

Even though we are newlyweds, we are still high school students.

What else do you think could happen noja?

...Well, something terrible did happen the night we got married, but that was an exception ja. Rather, I mean, something like that should not happen often ja.

And so, with all that said, we have entered the weekend... but, well, nothing much is happening.

If I had to say, it would be that the two of them are very attached to me.

For example, they would carry me in their arms, give me a princess carry, give me a piggyback ride, feed me (doing the a~hn thing), or sleep while holding me. That is all.

...No, am I not being held too much? Am I not being taken care of too much?

'Tis really like I am the bride in this situation.

I used to be a man, you know? My gender is listed as "TS," which sounds like some kind of fancy thing, but that is just how I am, so there is nothing I can do about it.

Well, after all that, the new week begins.

Classes will resume as usual starting today.

We already finished our preparations the day before.

Then, we had breakfast, locked up the house properly, and headed off to school.

'Tis already the fourth day since we got married noja.

Surprisingly, everyday life continues as usual.

"...Well, not like it would change. "

"Is something wrong, Mahiro-chan?"

In the end, I am being carried to school.

Well, 'tis not like I dislike it, and besides, I did give permission for it...

Seriously though, what would it be like to see a cute little girl being carried to school by a beautiful girl?

"W-what the heck, what beautiful sight did I just see?"

"A beautiful girl is walking around carrying a cute little girl in her arms...!?!"

"How precious!"

"That little girl is way too cute!"

...Ah, I see. 'Tis simply a pretty nice sight.

If I had to choose, I would have preferred to be a bystander though...

Damn it.

"Oh, Mahiro, I have some candy, do you want some?"

"Mu? If I can have it, I will take it. As a matter of fact, I do like candy ja."

Ever since I got this body, sweet things have tasted incredibly delicious to me.

Especially things that little girls would like.

"Here you go then."

And what Miho handed me after saying that was, to my utter surprise, a lollipop.

I have not seen this in a long while.

"Miho, so you understand, huh?"

"Well, it suits Mahiro the way she looks now."

"I secretly really like this. It has a gentle sweetness, you know? 'Tis quite exceptional..."

I excitedly removed the plastic packaging and licked the candy inside.

"Lick, lick... so delicious..."

"Haa, haa... Mahiro-chan licking the candy... it's so good! Especially her cute pink tongue sticking out of her little mouth is the best! Miho-san, please take a picture and send it to my phone later!"

"That's all well and good, but... Mizuki, you've got a pretty intense look on your face, you know? To be more specific, it's the face of a woman in heat."

"...Miho, now that you have said the specifics, I am starting to shiver now."

"I-It's alright, Mahiro-chan... *pant pant*... I'll never post it on the internet! *pant pant*... But if I were reborn, all I'd want is to be the lollipop!"

"...Hey, Miho. Have we not married a pretty eccentric pervert?"

"Maybe so... but I guess it's okay? You don't seem to mind it, do you?"

"Well, even I cannot exactly say I am not entirely opposed to this level of perversion..."

I mean, she is the kind of girl who says things like she wants to be a lollipop in her next life, which is completely incomprehensible to normal people, right?

To say that this is not so bad is definitely strange.

In other words, I am also crazy noja.

...No, I am not crazy. Umu. I am not.

"I mean, getting turned on by a little girl licking a lollipop is pretty extreme, Mizuki."

"That may be true, but... isn't there something a little naughty about the way a little girl licks a candy with her tongue in such a seductive way?"

"You're seriously messed up if you have that kind of reaction just from seeing a little girl licking a lollipop."

This girl seems like a completely different person compared to when we first met.

"B-but, doesn't it look kind of erotic? Like an underdeveloped girl desperately licking something hard?"

"Mizuki, that's a statement that could easily be misunderstood, so never say it outside, okay? If you're going to say it, do it inside the house."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I just..."

I feel like this is not something you should say regardless...

Well, this girl is pretty eccentric... In a way, you could say 'tis unavoidable.

...No, I cannot say that this is unavoidable.

She is simply a creepy lolicon ja.

"Changing the subject, Mahiro."

"What is it ja?"

"You were busy poking holes in your gym shorts last night, what was that all about? And it's right around your butt."

"Hmm? Oh, that. Well, nothing much, just some preparation for physical education."

In this form, my physical abilities are low.

That was my intention behind the preparations, but...

"Preparing for physical education... Huh! No way, Mahiro-chan...!"

"What is wrong, Mizuki?"

"Could it be... that you've developed a fetish for partial exposure!?"

"Of course not! What are you talking about noja?!"

I mean, what kind of fetish is it to expose an area the size of a tail hole?! That is way too specific!

"Eh, that's not it?!"

"Why do you look so disappointed noja?! You really do like me, right?!"

"Of course I love you! the best in the universe!"

"That is too big."

At least keep it within the Earth or the galaxy.

Moreover, in this girl's case, it seems like she really does think that way... Her love might be too intense.

Well, I am prepared to accept that, but still...

"So why did you make the hole?"

"You see, I have not shown you two my last ability yet, have I? That's the reason."

"The last one left is... I think it was 'Beast Transformation'?"

"Yes, that is it. See, with my 'Beast Transformation' ability, I can transform into three kinds of animals: a wolf, a rabbit, and a cat. Well, to be precise, I only gain some of their physical characteristics and physical abilities."

With that, I can practically eliminate any physical disadvantages I would have without it.

Well, I myself do not quite understand that ability. If possible, I would like to learn more about it during today's physical education class.

"So... you'll turn into a kemo-loli!?" (TL: "kemo" as in "kemono", which translates to "beast")

That was my intention, but it seems Mizuki was interested in something else entirely.

Well, this girl's a lolicon, after all...

She probably likes kemo-lolis too.

"Y-yeah, that is right?"

"For now, let's do wolf, please!"

And now you are givig me order?

Fine…….

"...Well, I cannot see it since I am being carried, but... I can tell that your eyes are definitely scary, you know? It feels kind of unsettling ja."

"Mahiro, she really does have eyes like that."

I thought so.

I have a feeling this girl might turn into a vengeful spirit someday.

...Well, I will simply assume that she loves me that much.

From the morning, Mizuki is not just operating normally, she is going full speed ahead.

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Upon arriving at the school and entering the classroom,

"It's the Yuri couple! The Yuri couple has arrived!"

"So, Ouka is being carried after all."

"Damn it! I'm so jealous of him! He's being held by Uishi-san! And on top of that, they're getting married!"

"Apparently, the whole school was in utter chaos because of that."

What exactly happened?

Well, Mizuki was kind of like the school's idol, so in a way, that reaction is probably to be expected.

Well, 'tis true that she is my wife... or rather, husband? Well, it does not really matter. Either way, she is married to me.

Absolutely not doing it.

As I think to myself,

"But still, the birth of a genuine yuri couple instantly transformed the screams of despair into ecstatic rapture!"

So that is what it came down to!

Apparently, they accepted it without any problem.

Are there generally a lot of people around us who are tolerant of that kind of thing?

Well, ignoring the legality of it, there is no question of tolerance or anything like that.

After all, I used to be a man.

From an internal perspective, it just looks like a normal romance.

It seems Miho has always liked me, and Mizuki, while her feelings may include my looks, also seems to be in love with my inner self (or so I think), so in that sense, they are quite reliable.

"Hey there, everyone."

"Good morning."

"Umu, good morning ja."

"Morning."

"Good morning."

In the end, we some how have this group of people.

Well, all things considered, I have known Kengo and Yuya for a long time.

That is true for Miho too.

Mizuki settled in without any problems.

"Speaking of which, Kengo, it seems you have been going ahead by yourself lately. Why do you not say anything noja?"

"Isn't it obvious? If I went to school with you all, I'd be killed, you know? I'd be assassinated by those guys who absolutely won't tolerate any man getting caught between girls' love, you know? If that's okay with you, then I'll go to school with you."

"I do not really mind, but..."

"I don't like it."

"Me too."

"...May I ask for the reason?"

""We want to go to school with just the three of us.""

"I-I see."

That is quite a firm statement from both of them.

I am starting to feel sorry for Kengo.

"Well, that makes sense. If they had given permission for this, I... We wouldn't have survived today!"

"Hahaha!" Kengo let out a dry laugh.

Upon closer inspection, the men behind Kengo were emitting an overwhelming aura of murderous intent.

These people seem to get along in a strange way.

"By the way, we have physical education today, are you okay, Mahiro-san?"

"Of course ja. I have taken all necessary precautions."

"That's good then. I was worried that Mahiro-san might be getting lazy about it in a strange way."

"What do you think I am?"

Sometimes my friends think I am a bit strange.

I will not completely deny it, but even so, am I really that strange?

...So, in the end, it all comes down to one's daily conduct, is it not?

"I'm looking forward to physical education class."

For some reason, Mizuki seemed to be having fun.

...I think I know what she is thinking!

'Tis definitely,

『I'll be able to see the incredibly cute kemo-loli Mahiro-chan!』

That is what she is probably thinking, right?

Well, I am perfectly fine with that.

Physical education is going to be a pain otherwise... and so will the classes after.

And so, with all that said, the new school term has officially begun.

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