Ch.22

Ch.22 Going to Greet Her Father. A Pervert, Another Pervert, And A Noja-Loli

"My apologies for being late!"

"You've finally arrived. What have you been doing?"

"You seem a little tired..."

"Well, it took a while to decide on the position."

Since then, we have somehow managed to decide on a vice-president and secretary.

How improper of them for taking an unnecessarily long time, even though I had plans.

So, despite my lazy self, I ran here noja.

Then, they both gave me different reactions.

Miho seemed a little bit grumpy, and also a little bit worried.

Mizuki's concern is more noticeable.

"You mean deciding who will be the president? Did it take that long?"

"The health committee's was quickly decided, but..."

"...Well, a lot of things happened. Let us continue this conversation while we are on the way. Mizuki, we are going to meet your father, so of course we will be traveling by vehicle, right?"

"Of course. It's a bit far, after all. Um... Ah, there it is. That car."

A car was coming from the direction Mizuki was pointing... or rather, that was...

""Limousine?!""

'Twas a limousine noja.

A real one at that.

As a result, both Miho and I were shocked.

"Otou-sama... For you to go ahead and picking us up in a Limousine. I thought I said a regular Lamborghini would be fine..."

""That's (That is) still not normal!""

"Oh, really? I think it's better than a Limousine, though..."

""They're (They are) both the same (ja)!""

As expected, rich people's minds are weird!

In fact, ordinary people like us do not even want to drive such a luxury car!

"...Marrying Mahiro means that we'll have to watch Mizuki's rich behavior from now on. I'm worried about the future..."

"Do not say that, Miho. If you think of this as fun, I think it will be a little better."

"...You might be right."

"A-ara? A-am I putting you off...?"

""Not to that extent, I guess.""

It simply showed the difference in the way common people and the rich think.

I am not the type of person to dislike or be put off over something like this.

Well, it seems the same is true for Miho.

As expected of Miho.

"My Lady. Sorry to have kept you waiting. Mahiro-sama and Miho-sama, right? Please come this way."

"U-umu."

"Y-yeah."

"Let's go, come on in."

Both Miho and I were bewildered when a man (dressed in butler-like clothing) suddenly appeared and addressed us with the honorific "-sama."

No, of course we would be...

I have never been called "sama" before noja.

Also, Mizuki seems to be used to it, as she does not seem to be bothered by it and is rather happy to show us around.

As expected of an Ojou-sama ja.

"...Hey, Mahiro."

"What is it?"

"...Don't we really stand out?"

"...We are indeed standing out. Well, it cannot be helped. something unreal appeared right in front of them, after all."

"Isn't that the same for you?"

"...Well, that is true."

I have developed a fantasy disease called "TSF syndrome."

In that sense, I am also an unrealistic existence.

"You two, we'll be leaving soon."

"Ah, we're coming!"

"Let us go right away!"

Anyway, 'tis best to get this over with quickly.

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When I got into a limousine for the first time in my life, I was surprised by the interior.

'Tis unnecessarily beautiful, how to say this... Unfortunately, I do not have a very good vocabulary, so I cannot put it into words, but I can at least say this much.

'Tis damn amazing noja.

Also,

"S-so fluffy jaa~."

The chairs...or rather the sofas are super fluffy!

What is this, a new sensation!

"Fwooooooo... I, I want to sleep here..."

This sofa bounces back as if 'tis enveloping me.

'Tis soft as a feather, yet provides firm support for my body.

This feeling of it sinking into my body to fit in... 'Tis simply the best...

"...Mahiro looks more ecstatic than ever."

"Y-yeah... haaaaah, Mahiro-chan has a really good look on her face... How wonderful! Let's take lots of picture as a souvenir."

"...Mizuki you, ever since you revealed your true nature as a lolicon, you've stopped hiding it, huh?"

"Yes. I thought it would be better to just open up to it! Besides, Mahiro-chan doesn't seem to mind at all, so I thought it might be okay to just keep revealing this side of me!"

"... To think there's a really crazy person in my grade. Are you okay with this, Mahiro? Having someone like this as your husband."

"Umuuu~... I do not miiind... Rather, I am happy to be able to ride in such a comfortable vehicleeee... Mizuki, good job..."

I collapsed lazily onto the sofa and gave Mizuki a thumbs up, and Mizuki returned the thumbs up with a sloppy smile.

"...I see. You two are a good match, aren't you? You're on the same wavelength."

"What are you sayiiiing? Miho would be a good match for us tooo, you knooow?"

"W-what are you saying, so suddenly?! A good match, a good match... ehehe..."

How cute this one is.

So Miho is cute after all...and of course, Mizuki too!

But this sofa is soo nicee...

I would like to use something made of this material as furniture ja.

"...But you know, if I have a sofa this comfortable to sleep on, the next thing I would want is... a pillow ja."

'Tis no exaggeration to say that the quality of one's sleep changes depending on the pillow they use.

Each person has a different pillows that suit them most.

I like pillows that are soft and fluffy, yet still have a good bounce to them.

For example... just like the soft, firm elasticity I feel on my head...

"W-what is this ja?! This comfy pillow!"

"It'd be My lap!"

"What?! Mizuki's lap, you say?! So this is... a lap pillow!"

"Yes! How is it? Does it feel good?"

"'Tis simply the best... How can I put it, I feel like I will be able to sleep soundly ja..."

I am glad I got married...

I never thought I would be able to sleep in such a wonderful environment...

"Ah, Mizuki, that's not fair! I want to rest Mahiro's head on my lap too!"

"I know. Let's take turns. For now, Mahiro-chan will enjoy having her head resting on my and Miho-san's lap."

"Seriously? Is that okay?"

"Of course. Right? Miho-san?"

"Of course! Anyway, can we swap now?"

"Here you are."

"Well then, if you'll excuse me..."

Mizuki gently put my head down, and then Miho put my head on her lap.

Th-this is...!

"H-how is it?"

"...'Tis different from Mizuki's, but 'tis still sinply the best jaaa..."

Mizuki's was soft and fluffy and bouncy, but Miho's was chewy and smooth...

Having my husband...no, my two wives resting my head on their lap is simply the best ja...

"Funyaaa..."

"Wow, she looks like a cat."

"So cute! Mahiro-chan, please say that just one more time! I want to record it!"

"Mizuki, you really don't hide anything now."

"Cuteness is justice! When it comes to cuteness, there's no need to pretend to be something you're not! In other words, I'm going to record it!"

"Your wording is weird!"

'Tis a bit noisy, but all I know is that this pillow is the best.

Could it be that I can live a really happy life...?

How nice...

"Fyaaaaa..."

"Y-yes, I did it! I was able to record it! From now on, I'll use this as my ringtone!"

"You should stop doing that!"

Umuu, I think I will be able to sleep even if 'tis a little noisy ja...

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After that, they took turns resting my head on their laps and talked.

"So, what happened at the committee meeting?"

"Well, I have become the committee president."

"...What kind of nightmare is that?"

"How terrible can you be?"

"I mean, you're the kind of person who hates doing things and likes to slack off, right? And yet you became the president... haven't you just finished the library committee?"

"Are you not exaggerating a bit there? No matter how insensitive I am to other people's opinions, that still hurts, you know? A little."

"Sorry about that."

Muu, it seems like as soon as we got married, Miho suddenly started speaking to me more forcefully...

"But Mahiro-chan, how did you become the president? Besides, if it was decided so quickly, I don't think it would have taken that long..."

"Well, you see. I got set up."

""You got set up?""

"Yes. They probably had a secret arrangement... We decided to decide by rock-paper-scissors. We played rock-paper-scissors with the librarian Okumoto, and whoever won would become the president... but I am the only one that won. Well, in the end, I became the president ja..."

"Don't you mean you're the only one that lost?"

"A win is a win ja."

"So you won the match and lost the game?"

"Exactly ja."

Truly, what an outrageous thing they did.

There was no evidence, but the grins on the faces of the other committee members at the time clearly suggested that they had been plotting something behind my back.

Librarian Okumoto probably had a hand in it as well.

At the end, he got carried away.

Playing with me...

"But if the president was decided like that, wouldn't it be natural for the vice-president to be decided fairly quickly? Did something happen?"

"Well, how can I put it... When I was appointed, I gave a lighthearted speech... but when I said 'please♥' at the end, some kind of fight broke out."

"... Of course that's what would happen."

"Did you say something so cute?! How? What about your facial expression? What about your tone of voice? And what about your eyes?!"

"Mizuki, calm down noja. Have you been acting out of control since that morning incident?"

"I've given up on hiding it."

"I, I see."

You have a strong personality, Mizuki.

When we first met, she gave me the impression of being a pure and pretty Japanese woman... but now she is just a pervert who likes little girls. No, she might not be as perverted as I said... Right?

"So, what was it like? Haa, haa...!"

I retract my previous statement.

This is just plain perverted.

Yeah, this princess is a pervert ja.

...Well, if that was not the case, we would not have done that yesterday...I am glad to be alive.

"First of all, the look of my eyes... I look up and make them a little moist..."

"Yes!"

"And I said it with a modest smile and a sweet voice."

"I, I wish I could see it...!"

Then, Mizuki looked incredibly regretful.

"I envy those who got to see such an angelic figure! If it were me... if it were me...! If it were me, I would record that sight on video and burn multiple Blu-rays to preserve it forever! And also on an external recording device!"

"...About the case where one of the husband for the same wife turns out to be a complete pervert."

How frustrated must this girl have been?

...Well, if my husband...no, they are not. If my wife wants to see it... 'Tis a husband's responsibility to respond to that.

"In that case, shall I show it for Mizuki's sake?"

"Oh, is that okay? Thank you, please!"

"O-ou. You are really into it..."

I am starting to think this girl is a serious lolicon.

...Is this going to be okay?

Well, whatever happens, happens.

"Okay then, let's go. Is the recording ready?"

"Perfect!"

"...You're really into it."

"Well, 'tis for Mizuki's sake after all... Wait, are you not holding your smartphone, about to record as well?"

"W-well... I thought I might as well record it too."

"I do not really mind. Okay, here I go."

I stand up and move in front of the two of them, facing forward.

And,

"Please♥"

I speak in the same tone as I had at the committee meeting.

The result,

"Ugh..."

Miho collapses,

"Marvelousssssssss!"

After Mizuki shouted this, she collapsed with a nosebleed.

Ojou, are you okay with that?

"S-sho blissfullll~..."

"Oogh, t-that's dangerous..."

Is what I did just now really that charming?

I do not really understand.

"Mahiro-chan! Next, can you please say, 'I love you, Mizuki-oneechan'!?"

"That is way too embarrassing though?!"

"That's right, what are you talking about, Mizuki!"

"Ou, Miho, you stop her--"

"Of course it's better to say 'Onee~chan' instead of 'Onee-chan'!" (TL: saying it more cutely)

"Not you too, Brutus!" (TL: Popeye reference)

Miho is quite the pervert as well, as it turns out.

After that, I was forced to say all sorts of lines in the same cute loli voice as before... and the two of them passed out with very, very satisfied looks on their faces.

...Aren't my wives too much of a pervert?

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