Ch.20 Morning Commotion. Committee Placement

Thanks to Teacher Yomogi's trolling, we were bombarded with questions.

Girls came to Miho and Mizuki, and boys came to me.

Well, I used to be a man, after all.

"O-oi oi Ouka! Did those two really get married to you!?"

"They did. Although, they almost forced me to it..."

"Shut up! What are you thinking?! What about us unpopular people!"

"Even if you say that..."

"Damn it! She may be the class president type, but she's a beautiful girl, and no matter what you say, if it was just Otoda, who's a kind tsundere, it would be fine because she liked you from the start."

"But you're being so unfair, marrying Uishi-san too, the person everyone admires!"

...Boys are such a pain noja.

"...If I had remained a man, I might have been happy about it. But I am a woman now, you know? Would it be normal for you to be jealous?"

"Of course we're jealous, idiot!"

"Even though you're a TS, it's still yuri! It's a real yuri marriage! Of course anyone will be happy to be a part of it! You idiot!"

"That's right! You've been sneaky ever since you became a woman! You old bastard!"

"I am still the same age as you guys noja!"

What are they talking about...

In the first place, what exactly is there to be envious of when I have already lost my own self?

Well, I do not hate yuri either, so I do get that part.

"And then... and then! You can see naked women whenever you want, right? By yourself!"

"...Is that, important?"

"""That is important!"""

These guys are just plain stupid.

"...In the first place, there is no way I would be happy about seeing myself naked. I did not think anything of it. I am but a little girl after all."

"But isn't that the good part? That means you get to see the process of your own growth! I'm so jealous, you loli grandpa!"

"Whatever the hell do you mean by loli grandpa?!"

"It's a young girl with some grandpa elements! In other words, you with your old man accent, are a loli grandpa!"

...Those words does have some truth to it.

Not loli grandma, but loli grandpa, huh.

"...The grandpa side is just in my tone noja."

"What do you mean?! How about you tell us your hobbies and favorite foods!"

"Well, I am fine with that... I like watching period dramas, doing crossword puzzles, and reading period novels ja. My favorite foods are Japanese sweets in general, but my favorite among them is yokan noja. Also, green tea is the best."

"""'You're a grandpa!!'"""

I got tsukkomi'd by everyone.

Kengo and the others also told me that, but am I really that old-fashioned?

I thought I was pretty normal though...

Well, 'tis what it is.

"Damn it... I wonder if I'll develop TSF syndrome too!"

"It's impossible. Even if you wanted to develop the disease, you couldn't."

"If this guy was a man, I would have punched and kicked him like normal...!"

"Mu?"

As I tilt my head,

"""She's turned into an unnecessarily cute little girl...! Damn it!"""

These guys are amazing in a way.

They have a way of thinking that I cannot do ja.

"I forgot to ask you yesterday, how was it?"

"What is it ja?"

"I'm talking about a woman's body! Naked and all!"

"That being said, my naked body is not that good, you know? If you want to know, you can ask Kengo and Yuya."

"Huh? Why are Sasanishi and Mishima in it?"

"Because they came to my house to play on the day I developed the symptoms. By the way, they did see me naked ja."

"""W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"""

The boys screamed.

Oh, the same shout as the previous one. How interesting.

"Wait, Ma-Mahiro?!"

"Mahiro-san, you shouldn't say that!"

The two of them said this to me in a panic.

If one looks closely, you can see that they are both drenched in cold sweat.

"Mu? Did I say something strange?"

"Damn it! He's thinking like he always does!"

"This is bad... Even by general standards, Mahiro-san is a very beautiful young girl. If she said that we saw such a beautiful young girl naked..."

"Hey, you bastards over there... what's going on?"

"I-isn't it obvious!? that was just a joke from Mahiro!"

"Shut up! Don't deny it! Come on! Tell us what happened!"

Oh, the boys went over to Kengo and Yuya.

Umu umu. Looks like I can have a quiet time now ja!

"Slurp... fuu, this tea is delicious."

"Hey Mahiro?! Why are you sipping tea?! or rather, where did you get that green tea set from?!"

"I keep it on hand."

"Are you stupid?!"

"What are you talking about? Green tea is the ultimate tea, is it not? So, a green tea lover is someone who can drink freshly brewed green tea whenever they want."

"There's no such thing as green tea lover, okay!?"

That is the way that I am, so of course there is.

But 'tis tough being a man.

To be chased around by a man's jealousy.

"Ma-Mahiro-san! Can you do something about this!?"

"Ehh? 'Tis a hassle though."

"We're friends, right? Right? Please!"

"...It cannot be helped. Hey, you guys, listen for now."

As I said this, the men chasing the two of them suddenly stopped and turned their attention to me.

If 'tis for a friend, it cannot be helped.

I will explain it to them.

"'Tis not like they had a lucky pervert encounter. I was simply walking around naked, or walking around in loose clothes without underwear. So, I am the one in the wrong noja."

Phew, this should be good enough.

Things should settle down now.

"...Your blood... WHAT COLOR IS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!?"

"WHAT KIND OF FOLLOW-UP IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!?!"

"Mu? For some reason, they are not stopping. Did I say something wrong?"

It seems like 'tis more of a close race than before.

"You're not entirely wrong, but it's the wrong thing to say in this situation! Instead of trying to put out the fire, you poured gasoline!?"

"""GET OVER HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE!!!"""

Oh, they made it to the hallway.

Hmm, I wonder what went wrong?

I was just speaking honestly, but...

"Well, 'tis what it is. At least things have quieted down now."

It feels like Kengo and Yuya were sacrificed somehow though.

But were they that jealous of seeing me naked? I do not really get it.

◇◆◇

The morning commotion died down over time.

However, Kengo and Yuya were a bit worn out during the first period... I guess I will bring them some treats later. 'Tis my fault after all. Probably.

'Tis still the second day of the new semester, so there are no classes yet.

After all, there are only two days for this week: Thursday and Friday.

So, what do we do instead?

"Okay, let's decide who will be in charge of the committees."

This is it.

"For now, I'll write up the committees, and if anyone wants to join, just go for it. Of course, you don't necessarily have to join the committees, so if you're too lazy, just hang in there and hope that someone else will do it."

What are you talking about, O Teacher Yomogi?

This teacher has many aspects that make you wonder, "What kind of teacher is he?"

Those who were in this teacher's class last year seemed to be used to it and seemed to be enjoying themselves, while those who weren't gave wry smiles.

Well, I am the former.

Teacher Shimoki, while looking listless, continues to write the names of the committee members on the blackboard.

• Class Committee

• Sports Committee

• Health Committee

• Library Committee

• Election Commission

• Beautification Committee

• Volunteer Activities Committee

• School Festival Executive Committee

• Event Management Committee

There are a total of nine committees at this school noja.

You might think that is surprisingly little, but it seems that the student council is the one with the heaviest workload at our school. It seems that a certain amount of work is assigned to them.

Well, I am not joining the student council, so it probably does not matter to me.

"Two people for each committee. The class rep and the sports committee will have one man and one woman. The others can be either men or women, so if anyone wants to be on them, let me know."

Hmm, a committee, huh...

I did not join any of them last year.

If I join one, it would just mean more work, more hassle ja.

The best thing to do is to not join any...

"Does anyone want to be class rep?"

When Teacher Yomogi asked this question, no one raised their hand.

Well, 'tis actually a pretty troublesome committee after all.

Since the job requires you to manage the class, it seems like there will be a lot to do.

They are supposed to take the lead in organizing the class after all.

Miho also seemed to have a tough time last year.

"What, there's no one? Well, let's put it off for later then."

He said this and asked one committee after another if anyone wanted to join, but no one said they wanted to join most of the committees.

However, this is not the case with the last two, and there will be people who want to do them.

As the name suggests, the School Festival Executive Committee is a committee involved in running the school festival.

Well, this is the same at every school.

And then there is Event Management Committee.

This is a committee that plans and manages events other than the school festival.

'Tis a rather interesting committee where you can come up with a plan yourself and have it approved, and 'tis the most popular committee at this school.

That is why there are so many people who want to do it.

By the way, Kengo casually raised his hand to be on the Event Management Committee.

I think 'tis a good thing.

He loves festivals after all.

I too love festivals noja. As a matter of fact, I get really active during them.

The important thing is to have fun when you are supposed to.

"So you guys are aiming for those committees after all? ...But if half of you are raising your hands... it'll be a lottery!"

I guess that is what happens.

Teacher Yomogi is also quite lazy.

For this reason, when there are a lot of people to choose from, it takes a long time and is a hassle to decide, so drawing lots is the easy answer.

Well, it can be done without hard feelings, and decisions can be made quickly if necessary, so 'tis fine... but if there is a problem, 'tis that even those who think that running a committee is a hassle are forced to participate, so there may be times when they end up clashing.

Fortunately, I did not get it last year.

'Tis all about one's daily actions.

"Here is the lottery I prepared in advance. Everyone, write your names on it. If it's blank, you won't belong to any committee. If there's a committee name written there, you'll belong to that committee, so, well, just pray to God."

When he said God, that woman comes to mind.

After all, her last name is Kami.

But she is a relative of mine.

"Okay, you guys, write it down. First come, first served."

Although it was first come, first served, there was not a huge rush of people and 'twas surprisingly peaceful.

And the result was...

"...I'm the class representative again."

Miho will be the class representative again, just like last year.

"Oh, I'm on the health committee."

Mizuki goes to the health committee,

"Yes! Event Management Committee!"

Kengo was lucky enough to get into the committee he was aiming for.

Yuya is,

"The school festival executive committee?"

He got the school festival executive committee.

By the way, for me...

"...Library committee member."

Unfortunately, I ended up on a committee.

Well, at least 'tis not a sports committee, volunteer activities committee, or beautification committee.

There are a lot of situations in that area where you have to move your body.

Basically, moving is the last thing I wanted to do.

In that sense, being a library committee member might be better.

"Yay! Library committee members!"

Then, my partner(?) turned out to be one of the boys.

This lowered the temperature in the class.

At the same time, I suddenly noticed two girls standing near the boy.

Those two are Miho and Mizuki.

The two of them had bright smiles on their faces, but they seemed to be emitting something like a dark aura.

"If you mess with Mahiro...I'll crush you, okay?"

"If you try to lay a hand on Mahiro-chan, I'll erase you, okay?"

"O-ooooooooof course, yes!"

The two of them were threatening him.

I am loved...

After all, I am their husband...

""Because she's our bride!""

...I'm on the wife's side after all!

Damn it all!

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