Ch.15 Kiss Incident, and a Pink Paper (Already Filled) After Fainting

"...So, how did things end up like this noja?"

When I returned to the classroom, I was being fought over by the two of them.

"No, no, Miho-san tried to take Mahiro-chan by force, so this is unavoidable."

"Huh? I'll take care of Mahiro, so you can let go of her, Mizuki."

"No, I wish you two would stop fighting... It has been a back and forth of me being pulled from one side to another, and 'tis making me sick..."

'Tis like I'm being shaken all over.

My semicircular canals are not that strong...

"S-sorry!"

"Sorry!"

The moment I told them I was starting to feel sick, they quickly let go of me.

Oh, Ooh, it feels like it has been a while since I have been on the ground...

"Deary me.... Listen here, I get that you two like me, but that does not mean you need to fight over me. I am but a single person noja. 'Tis not like I can create clones... I am about die, you know? I really am. I mean, I just want to live a comfortable life, and this is not what I want."

""Yes……""

"...Hey, it may seem like shes preaching, but what she's trying to say is that you should stop fighting so much because she wants to make things easier for herself..."

"I can hear you, Kengo."

"Sorry!"

Deary me...

"First of all, ja. Why do you like me ja? I hate to say it, but I cannot find many good points of myself. I am lazy, I sleep all the time, and I am perhaps insensitive. Can one falls in love with someone like this?"

"We can."

"Yes."

"O-Oh, I see..."

This is dangerous.

These two are pretty serious ja.

T-this is strange... Where on earth did their flag get raised?

Especially Mizuki.

I do not think there was much contact between her and me...

　...Come to think of it, Mizuki seemed to know me quite well...though I do not know why.

"So, which one will you choose in the end?"

"If you ask me which one to choose... I would have a hard time coming up with an answer if you asked me out of the blue ja."

That is right. So 'tis a real fact that one would be flustered when someone suddenly confesses their feelings to them.

'Tis a common situation in romance manga and light novels, but when it happens at the same time like this...the feeling of trouble is so strong that I cannot come up with an answer right away.

"Anyway, 'tis really troubling that this situation has arisen so early in the new semester. I mean, how can I put it... I still cannot believe that the two of you like me. Do you have any evidence for that claim?"

"Mahiro-san, isn't that a bit rude?"

"I am well aware of that. But, 'tis me, you know? I thought I would never be popular. There is no chance I could believe a situation like this."

(((No, you just didn't realize it, but you're super popular)))

Hmm? It seems like almost everyone in class was thinking the same thing right now...

Is it just my imagination?

"T-then, I just need to show you the evidence, right?"

"If I show you the evidence, will you be my lover?"

"Mu? Well, I guess... I do not mind if you can show me the evidence..."

The moment I said that.

Suddenly, Miho met my gaze and for some reason placed both hands on my cheeks.

Wh-what is this situation?

"Eh, no way……"

"S-Seriously?"

The surroundings are getting noisy as well... Huh! Do not tell me!

"Mi-Miho--Mmm?!"

"Mmm."

By the time I realized what Miho was trying to do, it was already too late.

My mouth was blocked by Miho's mouth.

"M-mmmmmmm!?"

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Wait, i-is this not a kiss!?

Eh, wha, WHAAT?!

Moreover, cheers were heard from the surrounding area... No, no, no, no.

"Fuu... H-how about that! This is me being serious!"

"Eh, huh... Fueeee?"

Miho's words did not reach my ears.

W-what on earth happened to me noja...?

A...kiss? Did she kiss me...?

S-surely that cannot be...!?

"Miho-san, it's unfair to get ahead! Mahiro-chan, me too!"

"He... Mmm!?"

While I was confused, Mizuki now covered my mouth.

"""Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!"""

A second cheer.

Ah... This feels a bit different from Miho... No, that is not it!

"Mmmm!? mmmmm!"

"Haa. H-how is it, Mahiro-chan?!"

"Well, what do you mean... Huh? Ah, uh, fuuuuueeeeeee...?"

W-what is going on...?

Why am I being kissed by these two...?

They really love me? No way... that cannot be... but when I look at their moist eyes and red, flushed cheeks, it does not seem like a joke or a game to me... I... I...!

"Kyuuuuuuuuu..."

I fainted.

"Oh no! Mahiro's brain has reached its limit!"

"Let's take you to the infirmary!"

""Then let me!""

"Please don't fight!"

It felt like that was the last time I heard that commotion.

"...Hmm, hmm...Where is this..."

When I woke up, I saw a white ceiling.

And the pungent smell of medicine...

"The infirmary?"

It seems I have fainted noja.

...But wait. Was everything that had happened up until now was just a dream, and I had not turned into a woman, and was just sleeping normally?

Huh... I see. 'Twas just a dream.

Then...

"Suu... Suu..."

"Kuu... Kuu..."

The two people sleeping with me between them must also be a dream.

I see...

………'Twas not a dream.

"Or rather, I cannot wake up?"

That is because the two people on either side of me are sleeping with me, a little girl, as they hug me.

Miho is delicate and girly, and has a floral scent that makes me feel uneasy, while Mizuki's generous breasts are stimulating my reason (?). But I do not feel as excited as I did when I was a man. Is that because I am a woman now?

Even so, how should I put it, this situation is...embarrassing...no, confusing, perhaps?

Anyway, I certainly am in a very difficult situation noja.

I have to do something about this...

"When they are sleeping so comfortably like , I cannot bear to wake them up..."

Also, I might be a little happy about this situation.

After all, I am sandwiched between two beautiful girls.

Even if I was not that interested in romance, this was quite something. Especially since I like Miho too.

Mizuki...yeah. I personally think she is a good person.

I do not understand why she likes me though.

As a matter of fact, she has a nice personality. She even tries to take care of me. She is also easy to talk to.

Her previous choice of clothes was... pretty bad, but even if it cannot be helped, she is by no means a bad person ja.

But... you see. Can I just sleep in this position?

When I am sandwiched between them, I feel warm and sleepy...

I never knew human skin could be this warm...

Thanks to this, I am starting to feel sleepy.

"Fuwaaaaah... Umuu... I guess I will go to sleep..."

Good night.

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3rd Person POV

"Suu... Suu..."

"..."

"..."

Silence.

A few minutes after Mahiro fell asleep, Miho and Mizuki woke up, one after the other.

Then the two of them get up and sat facing each other in complete silence.

"...Hey."

"…Umm."

"You go first—"

"You can go first--"

The movements and dialogue are synchronized.

There's a slightly awkward atmosphere.

"...Then I'll start."

"Yes, go ahead."

"...I guess I went too far."

"...I guess so."

"Even I think that was crazy... Kissing with all those classmates there... Ahhhhh, just thinking about it now makes me so embarrassed!"

"Me too... Doing something so shameless in public..."

Both of them writhe in agony as they remember what had happened earlier.

Thinking about it logically, it was a kiss in full view of everyone. And the other person was a woman. To be precise, she was a former man who had a sex change, so it didn't seem like it was that big of a problem... but even so, kissing in public was probably still embarrassing.

Of course, they would writhe in agony.

"...But in the end, she can only choose one, right?"

"...That's right. For me, it would be a bit awkward to have such awkwardness between us... Since we've become friends..."

"That's true... I wonder if there's a way to fix this..."

While they were both racking their brains,

"Mumble mumble..... Kamii....Do not force polygamy on me noja..... Kuu... Kuu...."

""?!""

What a perfect timing.

She had made the phone call shortly before the kissing incident and it stuck in her head, so it came out in her sleep.

"...Mahiro, just said something about polygamy."

"...She did, didn't she?"

"...Don't tell me, is polygamy permitted with Mahiro?"

"...W-wait, let me ask Otou-sama about it!"

After saying that, Mizuki quickly made a phone call.

"Hello, is this Father? Yes, there's something I'd like to ask you... Yes, yes. Um, is it permitted for people who have developed 'TSF Syndrome' to engage in polygamy? ...I, is that really true!? Yes, yes. The truth is... the person I fell in love with said so... and there's another person that likes her. So... er, could you bring two of those papers? Thank you! As expected of Otou-sama! Yes, I'm in the school infirmary right now... Yes, yes! Well then, I'll wait!"

"Mizuki? What exactly did you talk about?"

When she asked Mizuki with a puzzled look on her face, Misuki answered with a beautiful smile.

"Yes! Actually—"

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Mahiro's POV

One hour later.

"...Mm, fuwaaaah... I slept well..."

I feel like I had a terrible dream... but I slept well nonetheless.

Maybe 'tis because I slept together with those two?

Well, all is well.

"Hmm? Speaking of which, where are those two..."

When I noticed, the two of them were gone.

I feel like they were in bed just a moment ago... Now that I think of it, how long have I been asleep for ja?

"Hmmm... From what I can tell, it felt like about an hour?"

One of my special skills is that I can tell how long I have slept without looking at the clock.

Honestly, I do not know what it can be useful for, but it might be helpful in some places, like places without clocks.

As a matter of fact, that is how I used it just now.

Hehe, so no matter how useless one's skill may be, there is always a place where it can be used.

Now then.

"Shall I wake up?"

Of course, if I have been asleep for an hour, it would be a problem ja.

...In that case, I wonder if they are holding the entrance ceremony right now?

"Fumu... I feel like slacking off right from the start is not a good idea..."

But 'tis not my fault.

The ones in the wrong are the two who kissed me.

...No, I should stop shifting the blame. Even if I shift the blame like that, the one who fainted is me. 'Tis my fault.

"...But high school beds are surprisingly tall..."

'Tis a little difficult to get off.

Well, I guess it cannot be helped since my body is getting smaller.

"Okay then. Now, where is the nurse?"

I quickly pushed aside the curtains and move ouside the bed area.

"Oh, you're awake, Mahiro."

"Good morning, Mahiro-chan."

"...What, the two of you are still here?"

The two of them stood there with big smiles on their faces.

"We're waiting for you."

"Me?"

"Yes. Okay then, Mahiro-chan. Here."

As they say this, the two of them hand over some kind of paper.

Mu? This paper is kind of pink.

Let me see.

"...M-marriage registration...?"

For some reason, the girl I liked and the young lady full of maternal love... handed me a marriage registration form (the sections for the two of them were already filled out, and the sections for blood relatives were also filled out).

…………………… Huh?

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