Ch.59 『【Bad News] Haru-chan's Unexpected Dungeon Escape RTA From 250th Floor (Forced)』 2

[Chicken-san = Cockatrice-san]

[Enjoy the first ever forced RTA in human history]

[Kokee!]

[Ah, roasted chicken...]

[Hamster-san = Probably Big Mouse-san]

[Jyuuu!]

[Poor Ham-chan]

[Lol, she was sniping them while talking about her pet hamster]

[Too merciless lol]

[Good snake = Leviathan... Levia-san]

[Poor Leviathan, we can't even see them]

[「Gyeah!」]

[So this is what a Leviathan's death throes sound like...]

[It's not what I thought it would be...]

[Goblin-san = Orc-san]

【「Boogo!」】

[Even though girls hate that monster more than insects... mainly due to the influence of fictional works]

[Orc... And Loli... but why...]

[Skeleton]

[The poor thing collapsed without a sound]

[Haru-chan, she seems fine with bones and stuff]

[Mimic]

[A perverted treasure chest that drops girls' panties when defeated normally]

[That mimic is our friends]

[Were we treasure chests all along...?]

[No, you don't have anything, so you won't drop anything."

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[How cruel...]

【Why do you say that?】

[Rock = Golem-san]

[Haru-chan's preferences are clearly shown by whether she uses the honorific "san" or not.]

[I can see that she's not really interested...]

[Well, her attacks won't go through them...]

[Transparent guy = Stealth Ghost]

[Without special magic or skills, it would be dangerous if they do surprise attack...]

[All you good kids, let's get together and form a party!]

[It's essential to have teammates with stealth detection skills!]

[Make sure to read the Wiki and booklet in advance to find out what appears on what floor!]

[This is bad, no one on my top ranked party can detect them...]

[lol]

[We-well, since you know about it beforehand, you could avoid a fatal injury in the future...]

[Zombie = Zombie]

[A little girl who will never forgive zombies]

[Well, they stink]

[It would ruin Haru-chan's sweet girly scent.]

[You guys are seriously against zombies lol]

[Because they stink]

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[Dog = Cerberus]

[Doggo]

[Huh? She's already gotten this far?]

[Damn, I was watching the whole time]

[Me too]

[Usually most of the monsters are out of the camera's field of vision, but here they appear quite frequently, probably because the monsters are high level.]

[Thanks to that, it's really worth seeing]

[I guess it's because she's tired and in a hurry]

[If it was always like this, more people would have gathered... before she wad discovered.]

[The Haru-chan that gets found is not Haru-chan!]

[She's the ultimate loner, after all.]

[Can you not call her like that?]

[Haru-chan, the ultimate loner]

[I was laughing while watching, but then I realized this was an extremely difficult area below the 200th floor...]

[Isn't it too late now?]

[It was too late]

[Because it's Haru-chan...]

[If you use this video, wouldn't it be dangerous if there is no "※This girl is a specially trained person, do not imitate" Written somewhere?]

[Yeah, if anyone thought this is normal and tries to imitate her, they'll be in trouble...]

[But... She's on the 209th floor, and she only have 13 bullets remaining...]

[Despite all the complaining, guns were easy to use]

[But from here on, it's all about bows and arrows, and when she run out of that tok, all she has are stones.]

[Stones, huh...]

[Stones indeed...]

[Will she turn back into a stone-throwing little girl?]

[Actually, Ruru-chan is really scary right now]

[Emi-chan was trying to calm her down at first, but now she seems to be ignoring her...]

[Because it's scary...]

[Even Emi-chan is scared of Ruru-chan, and even the viewers are scared of her]

[Probably only Haru-chan is okay]

[That innocent Ruru-chan who would laugh after falling over...]

[That's how important Haru-chan is to her]

[I feel sorry for her but I bet she feels guilty too, even though Ruru-chan herself is not at fault]

[Ruru-chan, you were just possessed by No Name-sama]

[It looks like it already possessed Haru-chan now...]

[I want to somehow convey to them both how carefree Haru-chan is.]

[Isn't that impossible?]

[That's impossible]

[It's impossible for humans]

[I don't think that's possible...]

[lol]

[Sake tastes better when you enjoy this gap]

[How was your job?]

[It's okay, not only the island but the whole office is drinking together and I've sent my phone to voicemail so it's okay, it's okay]

[lol]

[I don't think that's okay]

[Oh, I turned off the email ringtone and powered off my smartphone.]

[Why are you so thorough in slacking off...?]

[Because who wouldn't want to see this?]

[Understandable]

[Understandable]

[Maybe I should do the same...]

[Haru-chan has caused quite a few workplaces to malfunction...Haru-chan is a scary girl...!]

[Looks like it will have a subtle impact on GDP]

[A little girl who affects GDP]

[If the cash cow that is the dungeon industry booms, then GDP will recover...]

[lol]

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『【Bad News] Haru-chan's Unexpected Dungeon Escape RTA From 250th Floor (Forced)』 8

[Someone please tell them about this carefree little girl]

[Today has been a tough day]

[Yeah, all the streaming services are talking about Haru-chan, and the internet news sites are also talking about explosive angel]

[This kind of commentary is so bad that you'd be missing out if you didn't get on board]

[Even so, Haru-chan only has negative trust from listeners]

[Because it's Haru-chan...]

[After all, his girl is an actual little girl, who said she was a legal loli?]

[Because I like it when loli-looking women get drunk]

[Understandable]

[Understandable]

[No one will suspect that she's a little girl anymore.]

[This will make any doubters walk away quietly.]

[If I saw this voice and the Haru-chan illustration drunk, I would die of admiration]

[Understandable]

[She's already climbed 100 floors... from 250 to 150]

[Um, normally it would take at least a few people and at least two or three days to get there quickly.... Ah, no, nevermind.]

[I guess it's fine to just say "because it's Haru-chan"]

[If I don't think like that, I might go crazy.]

[That's right, Haru-chan is taking the shortest route possible for a little girl.]

[Her enemy detection skill is too strong after all]

[*If you don't have the ability to make headshots, it's pretty meaningless.]

[You're right……]

[Everyone, please don't imitate Haru-chan]

[Don't worry, the stream itself is already a good deterrent]

[lol]

[Haru-chan's voice clearly sounds tired]

[After all, Haru-chan is also bound by the shackles of humanity.]

[I see, a child's physical strength is needed to stop Haru-chan from going out of control...]

[Ah, so that's what a fallen angel is like...]

[It's all connected again?]

[Explosive fallen angel Haru-chan...]

[Small hands]

[It's trembling...]

[She's not using a gun anymore, it's a bow and arrow... Of course that'd be more tiring]

[Poor Haru-chan]

[Has she finally give a normal reaction?]

[Because up until now, all we've seen so far has been one-sided massacres...]

[Yeah, everyone was just worried about the monsters and Ruru-chan]

[But Haru-chan should take a little rest too... Why is she barely getting any rest...?]

[I guess it's the usual experience of thinking "Maybe this will work" and a little bit of impatience]

[Haru-chan is... in a hurry...?]

[???]

[????]

[That's strange, this isn't the Haru-chan I know]

[Haru-chan isn't the type to be in a hurry]

[lol]

[Haru-chan suddenly becomes negative lol]

[Cute]

[Why is it so cute?]

[Powerful words like "Throwing stones suits me"]

[And the little girl is praised in the comments]

[Even though she's like that, she's still a streamer]

[Because it's Haru-chan]

[But somehow Haru-chan falls into a negative spiral]

[A depressed little girl]

["That's why I'm always like this" Cute]

[Why's she suddenly become like this?]

[Haru-chan is too cute lol]

[lol]

[Boku-kos are the best after all]

[Yeah……!]

[Haru-chan is in a bad mood]

[Looks like she's puffing out her cheeks]

[I want to poke it]

[Disclosure?]

[Stop it.]

[lol]

[It's already turning into a beautiful style]

[Anefo, you're running wild on the stream comments, message boards, and social media]

[The Origins are running wild as well]

[Well, it's no wonder why]

[Haru-chan is the kind of person who would make the Origins go crazy!]

[This is probably the only time you'll see this rare side of Haru-chan]

[Looking at it like this, she really juat is a little girl]

[Kids are so obvious when they're hungry, tired, or sleepy]

[It's like watching a little girl I'm taking care of...]

[Ah, this is what it feels like to be a father...]

[I'm starting to feel like a mother...]

[Marriage hunting... should I start doing it?]

[Grandson, we have to hurry...]

[Low birthrate and aging population likely to be resolved]

[What's great about this is that because she's a boku-ko, it won't feel strange to think of her as a boy, so it appeals to the desire to have children, regardless of gender]

[Perhaps : a panacea for the declining birthrate and aging population]

[If this solves the problem, it will be a big deal]

[Increasing population at the expense of lowering GDP... a strategic weapon perhaps?]

[She's an explosive angel]

[lol]

[Bad news: Dungeons across the country and the world need to be reinvestigated]

[Huh?]

[Wait a second, things were going well over here!!!]

[Oh no, it was a good story, but someone had to ruin it.]

[There may be an area below the lowest level of the dungeon]

[Eh……]

[What is this...? (runs away)]

[Where are you going to run away? lol]

[They came over here because the comments are moving too fast, that's probably it]

[Wait, please]

[Stop bombarding me with more information]

[Stop it, I'll be stuck eating canned food this week]

[You know, dungeons change their contents every few months, right?]

[Don't come over here]

[Why is someone who came up with something like this in the comment section coming here?]

[Even though It has been peaceful here]

[Stop it]

[I don't wanna hear it]

[Uh oh]

[And so the size of the dungeon, the levels and types of monsters that appear, and so on change slightly each time, right?]

[Stop it]

[Stop, don't continue]

[The dungeon is just in a rebirth cycle!! And that's it!!]

[I don't want to hear it, I ...]

[That isーcould it be that, "The contents of the dungeon were prepared below the lowest level, and then periodically rise to the top"?]

[You see, during the transition period, earthquakes occur according to the size of the dungeon... If the underground structure is physically replaced by magic power, then even wristbands are forbidden during that time in case of an emergency...]

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[Ahh……]

[Oh no]

[The dungeon people are probably going crazy right now]

[It's all connected again... (for the nth time)]

[So it's connected again...]

[Why does everything become connected when it comes to Haru-chan?]

[Because it's Haru-chan]

[I see... (abandoning thoughts)]

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