Ch.37 『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 2

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 11

[Haru-chan has finally become an angel!]

[There's no doubt that she's an angel to us]

[Cute... She's definitely cute, but...]

[There's no doubt she's the Grim Reaper to monsters!]

[Poor Monsters-shan]

[lol]

[Haru-chan's power is so great... look... Ruru-chan is covered in soot...]

[I think she’s probably just stunned.]

[Yeah……]

[She's seeing something like that right in front of her eyes afterall...]

[The massacre can be felt even when it's not on screen]

[Everyone knows about Haru-chan's sniping skills...]

[Number of shots = number of pitiful monsters]

[Have there ever been a stream with such terrible camera movements? No, never.]

[Beautiful rhetoric]

[This is... this is what I want to see even if I have to pay for it...!]

[Haru-chan, or the agency... Would they do a members-only stream?]

[That's impossible]

[That's impossible]

[I can only see disaster]

[Understandable]

[Right?]

[lol]

["I want to lie down in the hollow for 30 minutes."]

[lol]

[Ruru-chan tries to pull things back but Haru-chan's airheadedness pushes her back]

[This little girl... is strong]

[A little girl with no weaknesses in physical or mental attacks]

[What's a little girl again?]

[It's about Haru-chan]

[lol]

[Maybe it won't turn out to be a shota...?]

[What's wrong, Anego? You've been acting timid for a while now.]

[But Haru-kyun, he's just a little too amazing...]

[A little ……?]

[The nerve to call that "a little"]

[lol]

[Even Anego's getting put off by her lol]

[Amazing...]

[Her account was exposed, her real name was leaked to the whole world, her yearbook and photos of her former classmates were all dug up, she was visited at her home and workplace, but she was strong enough to fight back with ease. Despite all that, Haru-chan was so fierce that such an Anego, who was getting excited and assuming that Haru-chan was a shota, submit without even realizing it]

[Such a lengthy and angry comment lol]

[Looks like a copypasta lol]

[lol]

[Maybe Haru-chan is enough now...]

[In the midst of all this, the usual yuri vibes are exchanged]

[I feel a little better now]

[Yuri tskr]

[Even the Angel of Slaughter has some angelic qualities...]

[Massacre or Slaughter?]

[Ain't that the same thing?]

[They say good and evil are two sides of the same coin]

[lol]

[Haru-chan, her way of speaking is cute]

[Yeah, the way she talks...]

[H-her voice is cute too...]

[Even though she has a loli voice, she speaks slowly and with a low level of enthusiasm...]

[Yeah, it's cute... it's definitely cute, but...]

[Her protection is too strict]

[I thought it might be a bit difficult...]

[lol]

[Even though Ruru-chan isn't there to reply to the comments, Haru-chan still seems a bit off]

[Primordials...Is this?!]

[No... Even if you ask us that...]

[I mean, Haru-chan only spoke recently...]

[We were able to stay safe because Haru-chan was silent and only used text chat...]

[It's hopeless……]

[lol]

[lol]

[The Primordials have given up lol]

[Well, I didn't know anything about Haru-chan's personality...]

[All I know is that she doesn't get hung up on the small details...]

[In the first place, calling her "Haru-chan" was just a joke...]

[If we'd known it would become such a big deal, we would have...]

[That's rough]

[Get a grip, Primordials, this is the story you all wanted]

[lol]

[Primordials have lost their confidence...]

[Well, that's what happens if you see something like this]

[Hey, hey! Let's cheer ourselves up with Ruru-chan's tights!]

[It's impossible with something that thin.]

[Young people these days are too thin...]

[lol]

[The depression just hit an extreme level]

["Hentai-san"]

[Ugh...]

[This... works...]

[While she was being strangely gentle towards us, she then called us Hentai-san...]

[My heart flutters]

[Aren't you mistaking it for heart attack? like something invisible is pressing against you.]

[Eh, what's that, scary...]

[Are you OK? Is there an AED nearby?]

[If you're a dungeon diver, you should wear a wristband. If your heart stops, you'll be transferred there and treated right away.]

[lol]

[That's some serious advice lol]

[Experienced...?]

[Even Emi-chan's comments are starting to get buggy, it's all a mess!]

[By the way, there were some posts saying they were frightened by the sound of the intercom or phone, so it started to feel a bit horror-like]

[It's scary]

[Even though I know it's a joke, it doesn't sound like a joke]

【What the heck?! I was so scared of a normal phone call!】

[I'm glad you came back]

[I'm really glad]

[Oh yeah... Ruru-chan's curse might have been scared of Haru-chan and decided to come towards us...]

[lol]

[Because she's the Angel of Slaughter]

[Don't think that a mere curse can stand against Haru-chan!]

[In reality, she doesn't fall down during the livestream, so maybe it's alright...]

[Isn't that something important that she has lost as a streamer?]

[In reality, Haru-chan would probably just calmly get rid of it while saying "It's in the way"...]

[lol]

[It's too easy to imagine]

[Haru-chan physically destroys the curse...]

["See, once you get used to it you can see the monster's core clearly, right?"]

[Core?]

[Huh?]

[???]

[What does that mean...]

[What is that? I don't know... Scary...]

[Monsters... do they glow?]

[Who knows?]

[There's no way I would know]

[lol]

[There are quite a few people who say that, right? You see, before the dungeons were created, there were popular monster-hunting games, and they thought that there was something like a core, a center, or a core for each part, like that system. It's just a hypothesis.]

[However, no one has been able to prove it in the 10 years since the dungeon was created...]

[That's right, there's no one.]

[The dungeon was distributed all over the world, and there hadn't been a single case like that.]

[Still, just like what Haru-chan said, there must be cores, aka critical points and the like that are more susceptible to damage, or something like that...]

[This strange but talented little girl is saying so, so it must be true.]

[That is what mmakes her so trustworthy]

[lol]

[That's true. Anyone at intermediate level or above knows that sometimes your attack will land in a good spot and you'll feel a sense of accomplishment, and it's well known that weapons with low accuracy like axes and bows tend to deal a lot of damage, so I thought that was probably the case.]

[No way…]

[For a little girl to be the one to prove it...]

[The post-dungeon generation is scary after all...]

[That is a terrible rumor that has been put against our generation.]

[lol]

[But, does the core glow...?]

[If it glowed, everyone would have noticed]

[I don't know……?]

[L-look, Haru-chan is an angel, so...]

[Yeah, so she can see things that other people can't see... right?]

[Let's put it that way for now]

[I'm kind of tired now...]

[Everything would be easier if we put Haru-chan as a special case...]

[In reality, it's probably just some kind of skill that makes it look like it's glowing...]

[Foreigners are also curious about CORE]

[The dungeon-related bigwigs are probably busy right now.]

[Haru-chan is the only one who doesn't notice anything]

[See, the eye of a typhoon is apparently the calmest place...]

[lol]

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 17

[Sad news: Haru-chan has been living alone in the dungeon for three years]

[Eh……]

[No, it seems she still went home.]

[No, but still...]

[Somehow...yeah...it's amazing...]

[A stray child?]

[You mean a stray cat?]

[No one can do that, Haru-chan]

[Normally, she's at the age when she would hang out with friends after school or on holidays...]

[Did you guys even have any friends to hang out with after you got home?]

[Hey, stop it]

[Stop it, stop it]

[Aaaaahh!!!]

[I want to hit the old me, I should've make some friends and hang out with them even if I thought it was a hassle]

[Haru-chan has caused the damage to increase again...]

["See? It's easy, right?"]

[That's what geniuses always say...]

[It was a natural disaster]

[Little girls these days are amazing!]

[You'll have little girls all over the world protesting]

[It's troubling when people have the same expectations of us as Haru-chan]

[So please stop spreading rumors]

[If you have such expectations, I will be crushed]

[I recently made my debut as a middle school girl, but everyone seems so unimpressed. Is it Haru-chan's fault?... Everyone was saying that I would be a hot topic...]

[lol]

[Poor thing]

[Poor thing]

[And she watches monsters for hours]

[Ahh... like a scholar observing wild animals from a tree in the jungle...]

[Ahh... the type that sleeps with animals and calls it fieldwork...]

[Or is it more from the perspective of the hunter?]

[Like a snake or a lion, maybe?]

[Maybe so... Maybe so...]

[Haru-chan is excitedly showing off a hollow in the dungeon wall]

[She look happy]

[Her voice sounds happy]

[Cute]

[Cute (eyes rolled back)]

[I love you like that]

[That's right, this kid is a genius scholar type...]

[And she's the type who does too much fieldwork even her peers are put off by it.]

["Hae~"]

[Hae~]

[Hae~]

[Ruru-chan is cute]

[Only Ruru-chan is soothing]

[Haru-chan is cute too, you guys!]

[She's cute!]

[She's cute, but...]

[Something's not right...]

[Yeah.]

[lol]

["Muu"]

[Even Haru-chan gets angry sometimes.]

[Little girl's appeal is cute]

[She's an airhead, so it's reassuring to know that it's not calculated.]

[Leaving yourself alone on a school trip...?]

[???]

[????]

[Why would this child go to such an ordeal of her own accord?]

[I don't know]

[I don't know! I don't know anymore!!]

[Oh, come on…]

[Poor thing...]

[Our brains refuse to understand]

[Did she develop a loner personality, or was he born a loner?]

[You know, there's something like a solitary genius...?]

[Eek!]

[Tipping frenzy]

[Tipping from overseas... it's crazy...]

[Foreigners are scary... Let's close the country...]

[They just come over here on their own though?]

[If this happens, we'll have to go under siege]

[Are we gonna be okay? Will our supply lines be cut off?]

[lol]

[But wait a second...isn't this going to revolutionize training, especially for beginners?]

[Not just for beginners, but for intermediate and advanced players too]

[Haru-chan proved that you can gain a decent amount of experience just by spending a long time in a dungeon in a place that is safe for your level...?]

[I guess the main skills are probably concealment and detection, but won't this increase the popularity of jobs like scouts and rangers, which are hard to level up...?]

[In the first place, it would have been a huge hit because of Haru-chan's presence]

[That's true.]

[Here is someone who has proven its effectiveness.]

[However, it's only effective for someone who can withstand the fear of spending most of the day in a dimly lit, echoing environment with low temperature, high humidity, and mysterious plants growing in the dungeon, surrounded by monsters that can instantly kill you with one hit if you let your guard down!]

[Just thinking about it makes me go crazy]

[Ororororo]

[It's scary]

[Well, I guess there's probably one in every 1000 people like that...]

[Even so, it looks like that number will be quite large considering the current dungeon diving population.]

[Someone as strong as Haru-chan...?]

[...About 1 in all streamers in the world?]

[lol]

[The pinnacle of humanity lol]

[But it's okay, it seems like she's really enjoying her solitude]

[It doesn't seem like she has communication problems, she's seriously having fun... this little girl]

[Did you know? Being socially awkward doesn't mean you can't talk to people. It means you can't communicate with people.]

[By that definition, she's the most socially awkward person in the world!]

[Psychopath... No, that's not it, I want to believe that]

[Well, at least Haru-chan still listens to other people...]

[She only listens to them and nothing else though...]

[Only listening to them...?]

[Once again, Ruru-chan is the unfortunate girl who has to deal with Haru-chan]

[The only thing that has changed is the root cause...]

[If anything, it's doubled...]

[Poor thing]

[lol]

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 25

[Another hour of carnage has passed...]

[It's a simple commentary where everyone just says "What is this..."]

[A rare occurrence where the entire screen is filled with "What's this...?" and "What's that...?"]

[As long as Haru-chan's having fun]

[Poor monsters who are slaughtered off-screen]

[Ruru-chan's also pitiful!]

[Sorry... I'll call you small-breasted just for today...]

[lol]

[At least call it a big breast... No, I guess it's no good to lie, yeah...]

[Ruru-chan, she tried to fight the undead, even though she's not good at it, but it was no use...]

[Poor thing]

[Poor Ruru-chan]

[There have been a lot of crazy comments lately...]

[Well, that's what happens when you're bombarded with so many weird things]

[The truth is cruel]

[This stream alone is likely to change a lot of things]

[I see, so you can defeat the undead with determination~]

[Amazi~ng!]

[Ah, at last even my IQ has started to drop...]

[Everyone become little girls☆]

[Little girls (excluding the weird one called Haru-chan)

[If I become Haru-chan, I won't be able to live a normal life...]

[But this is no joke, it's a revolution...]

[And she actually put it into practice right there on the screen...]

[This clip is definitely going to become a permanent keepsake.]

[Not only that, it'll be a common research subject here and there, and it's even at the level where it's going to be used in dungeon training courses!]

[Are undead good?]

[If Haru-chan says so, I have no choice but to assume it is true]

[After all, it was the words of a revolutionary...]

[lol]

[This is the first time I've seen Ruru-chan this quiet...]

[Poor Ruru-chan just follows along saying "Hae~"...]

[It happens to everyone, it happens to us too]

[When I heard about the Ruru-Haru collab, I thought for sure that Haru-chan would get into a lot of trouble with Ruru-chan]

[Apparently it was the other way around]

[Well, it was kind of the same as last time... right?]

[This is a stream that completely erases Ruru-chan's misfortune attribute]

[Poor Ruru-chan]

[Haru-chan is holding Ruru-chan's hand]

[She's so kind]

[kind]

[But the cause of this is Haru-chan herself, right?]

[The one who doesn't notice it is Haru-chan]

[lol]

[Somehow they ended up at the bottom in no time...]

[All RuruHaru did were walking while holding hands]

[They walked holding hands, stopped to shoot, picked up the drop, and walked holding hands again, so nothing's wrong!]

[Haru-chan talks to the soulless Ruru-chan about how peaceful it is]

[Huh? So this little girl really doesn't understand anything?]

[I mean, it's Haru-chan]

[Yeah……!]

[Us 10 Primordials would like to agree ti that]

[The Primordials... You guys are still alive...!]

[Yeah, we decided to have a little emergency meeting to stay conscious.]

[lol]

[Will the number of Primordials decrease?]

[No, it feels like our bond has strengthened.]

[The greater the difficulty, the better]

[lol]

[Eh... ]

[I think it's okay for people to like girls who shoots stuff randoml!]

[I never get bored of watching it!]

[I would have preferred to keep the stream silent... I would have preferred to be able to watch it peacefully while at work... so how did it end up like this...]

[Primordial...]

[Poor guy]

[What about Anego?]

[She hasn't been here for a while]

[Is Anego also finally...]

[It can't be helped, this information is a mayhem]

[…… Eh?]

[Huh?]

[Was there a trap?!]

[Eh? Eh?]

[Sad news: Haru-chan physically destroys Ruru-chan's curse]

[Eh……]

[uwayout"yotuyoi] (TL Note: I'd assume they're just mashing their keyboard)

[I see, so curses and things like that can be dealt with with willpower]

[Maybe: Haru-chan was born in a temple]

[Since she's an angel, I'd say she's born in a church or something.]

[If it's a goddess, maybe a temple?]

[This girl must have done something amazing even if it had nothing to do with the dungeon...]

[That's right]

[But seriously, Ruru-chan's misfortune... if she can crush it together with Haru-chan, then Ruru-chan will be happy.]

[But have you noticed?]

[What?]

[The look Ruru-chan gives when she looks at Haru-chan]

[Ahh... Yes...]

[This is what happens to anyone when they're exhausted and then they're told a shocking truth...]

[At least she's not dumbfounded]

["ーYeah. I love you."]

[Eek!]

[Ru... Ruru-chan...?]

[Bad news: Ruru-chan is a yandere]

[Good news: Ruru-chan is a yandere]

[I never knew Ruru-chan had such needs...]

『【Bad News】 The RuruHaru Duo is Too Close』 32

[lol]

[Huh?]

[Oh, right, this was the boss floor]

[Hey, look! There's something over there!]

[Ah]

["I killed it while it was asleep."]

[Eh……]

[Haru-chan... you don't understand the meaning of the word "streaming"... do you?]

[Haru-chan, a little girl who completely ignores the standard streamer cues]

[It's amazing how she can completely ignore it!]

[Probably only Haru-chan can do this]

[No way I can do this]

[lol]

[Sad news: the battle against Cockatrice did not occur]

[Poor Cockatrice]

[Poor bird]

[Oh, they managed to pick up the drop this time... That's good...]

[The item from treasure chest is a big shield]

[I thought it would be hard to carry it home, but then "it ended up in my dirty bag"]

[Ah, now that I think about it, there was something like that too...]

[There's a lot if stuff going on... even though it was something amazing enough]

[I was jealous when Haru-chan picked up that large storage bag, but now I don't really care...]

[With that, you can dive for days!]

[Stop it]

[Hey, stop it, if Haru-chan sees that, she'll say "Okay, let's do an endurance stream next time," and Ruru-chan might get involved.]

[Eh, what's that, scary...]

[Now that I think about it, this thread has calmed down a bit.]

[Evrn though the stream's comments was a mess... why?]

[After all, the live coverage couldn't keep up and we split up, so this side is the slower one]

[Everyone has split up to the point where they can each catch up]

[But even though I keep writing, I can't keep up]

[Oh, it's true... things are getting amazing here and there...]

[It's all trending on SNS etc.]

[Please Haru-chan... take a look at the comments once in a while and realize that you're a bit off the mark...]

[Is this a bit much to ask?]

[Because she probably won't think about it any more than that.]

[It's been misaligned from the start, so she can't be recognize it anymore...]

[If only she would recognize us even a little... but that's impossible...]

[Emi Onee-chan... please give her an education about sensibility...]

[lol]

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