Ch.35 Collab Stream "The RuruHaru Duo!" 5

"I'll just shoot at any grounded monsters I can see."

"O-okay!"

[Um, Haru-chan]

[Beast types are very agile, so it's usually impossible to hit them though...]

[Amazing... To shoot 4 hounds that have gathered together...]

[Like I said her reloading is weird]

[What is this...?]

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"Floating monsters move up and down a lot, so it's a little bit difficult to shoot."

"Eh?"

[Eh?]

[A little... bit…?]

[Well, all her shots were headshots, but still]

[How about having the same sniper rifle as Haru-chan?]

[I'll start over from scratch...]

[Yeah, what we were doing was like child's play comparer to her...]

[I thought I was an expert, but I'm actually just a baby starting to crawl...]

[The bullets were ordinary, commercially available ones... and one shot to the head and torso...]

[Aren't her shooting skills amazing??]

[What is this...?]

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"Undead types are not my forte."

"I-I see! Even Haru-chan has things she's not good at!"

[Good news: Haru-chan was also a human]

[What is it if she's not a human?]

[An angel...maybe...?]

[Angel of Death?]

[Isn't she a goddess?]

[Information disclosure?]

[Stop threatening us with words, Anego]

[Why are you reacting, Anego?]

[lol]

"O-Ok! Then I'll use an elemental attack here――"

"But undead types also have cores."

"Eh?"

[Huh?]

[Hmm?]

[Did I hear something wrong?]

[E-Even Haru-chan makes mistakes sometimes...]

"We need to aim well... like this."

Taaaaang.

"... The ghost is gone..."

[Ghost-shan is actually gone]

[Oh no]

[Poor thing]

[I feel sorry for Ghost-shan and Ruru-chan too]

"Oh, I've only been able to do this since last year, so this might actually be difficult."

"The ghost……"

"Don't worry, you too can shoot ghosts and defeat them."

"I see..."

[Ruru-chan is...]

[The pressure of fighting undead has... disappeared...?]

[Um, undeads are supposed to be immune to physical attacks, or so I thought.]

[Eh……]

[What is this...?]

[I see, undeads also have a core, hahaha, Haru-oneechan is amazing!]

[Let's get it together...is that impossible?]

[That's impossible]

[The longer you've been in dungeons, the bigger the shock this is]

[Everyone is turning into little girls at once]

"...Haru-chan? Undead...can I defeat them with this sword...? Can I do it like Haru-chan...?"

"Huh? Yes, maybe. As long as you can detect the core properly?"

"How do I do that...?"

"Hmmー……"

In the beginning, I studied from Wiki, videos, and seminars ー back when I was a guy ー but my style is completely self-taught.

The reason I've been able to do this is simply because I've mastered my own "vague senses and intuition."

It's something I got by thinking about various things inside the dungeon and doing it hundreds of times a day.

Well, anyone can brag about something more than others if they spend several times more than others.

To explain this in a way that everyone can understand...

"It's all about spirit."

I think it's the spirit of not giving up and trying your best to defeat it no matter how many days it takes.

"Spirit"

"Yes, spirit."

I want to teach them that these things are important.

Ruru-san still has a long way to go, so I'm sure one day she'll come in handy.

"...I see―……"

[Oh no, Ruru-chan's Eyes' highlight is gone!]

[Even Ruru-chan has given up on thinking...]

[lol]

[Even Ruru-chan is an intermediate player... Surely she knows it's bs...]

[Haru-chan said something that I don't really understand...]

Good, it seems like the unnatural feeling that Ruru-san had earlier has disappeared.

Yeah, that was conveyed properly.

"Ah, the undead ones are good guys."

"I see, they're good guys."

[Ruru-chan, cheer up]

[That's impossible]

[Ruru-chan staring blankly... how rare...]

[She's usually both a mood maker and a trouble maker...]

[lol]

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[What happened to those foreigners?]

[Ah, seems like they got filtered.]

[They don't seem like a troll or anything though]

[Probably because of what happened just now]

[Ah……]

[If only someone other than Haru-chan could recreate the ability to find and defeat undead cores with sheer willpower...]

[Demand for elemental weapons and items has dropped...]

[Well, it's not likely anyone other than Haru-chan can recreate this.]

[Right.]

[It's been 10 years since the dungeon appeared, and only one person managee to do it.]

[If that was possible, they wouldn't be so annoying to deal with]

[It's impossible for humans though...]

"...So then...? Why are the undeads the good guys...?"

[Ruru-chan... how pitiful...]

[I never thought I'd hear these words from Ruru-chan]

[Usually it's Emi-chan's job after all]

"? Ruru-san, are you tired?"

"Yeah... a little bit..."

"No good, you need to go to bed early."

"Okay... I get it..."

[Ruru-chan's stream also receives a storm of tips]

[Yeah... It's not just your usual misfortune, I really feel sorry for her...]

[Good luck Ruru-chan, everything here depends on you!]

[That means I'm in charge of controlling dangerous little girls...]

[Is this under control?]

[It's better than having all this done in silence... well...?]

[If Ruru-chan is with Haru-chan, she might be able to become a normal person, maybe?]

[Now that I think about it, the curse hasn't appeared yet.]

[Stop the summoning ritual]

[Stop it]

[Stop it, that's the reason they're homing in!]

[Why do they pretend to be beating around in the bush?]

[lol]

"Undead cores seem to be soft."

"Undead core are soft, huh."

"So after you kill them, the bullets fall to the ground and you can retrieve them."

"I see."

I pointed to a bullet lying there.

Magic is amazing, isn't it? With a little gusto, as long as the bullets aren't broken, you can recycle them as many times as you want.

[Vad news: Ruru-chan completely abandons thinking]

[Yes... I know, I know how you feel, Ruru-chan...]

[I've been thinking this for a while now , but Haru-chan is pretty air-headed, isn't she?]

[You just realized?]

[It's too late]

[Aren't you late...?]

[You're too late! What were you looking at until now?]

[Sorry... I asked my party members to kick me out because I'm useless, and it turned into a big mess...]

[lol]

[Self-banishment lol]

[So this is the prologue to the banishment...]

[It's a disaster lol]

[Haru-chan... Take responsibility...]

[... From the beginning, I thought that the streaming was just a hobby, but maybe it's just because Haru-chan is an airhead...?]

[That is to say, we are...]

[Nothing, absolutely nothing]

[We understood...?]

[Ah ah ah]

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[Primordials...]

[Finally, even the Primordials' comments are starting to get buggy]

[Airhead-chan's hobbies... Ah yeah, that makes sense now.]

[How much will Haru-chan's attributes increase?]

[As far as she can go]

[lol]

"Thank you, Ruru-san, for helping me collect them."

"No... I just thought I had to doat least this much..."

Ruru seems to be tired for some reason.

…It might be difficult to leave it all up to this kid.

A man is probably mentally worn down when he enters the bathroom of someone he knows, so I need to take the lead like a man.

"Well then, let's go ahead, Ruru-san."

"Yesh..."

I know, I'm older than this girl.

Girls are moody and unstable.

I'm sure this girl is usually led by Emi-san, so we shouldn't let her get ahead of herself.

I may be short, but I'm a grown-up inside, so I have to help her.

[Hands!!]

[!?!?!]

[Haru-chan is holding hands!!]

[Loli onee... that sounds good...!]

[A young girl takes the lead on a girl with flat chest...]

[That's nice...]

[But the cause of this is undoubtedly Haru-chan...]

[Haru-chan is the one who doesn't fully understand that...]

[lol]

[I mean, you're not wrong]

[Is this a match pump?]

[No, she's just acting completely natural, that Haru-chan]

[It's scary how airheaded she is...]

[Ahh... No one can win...]

[lol]

"Oh, I think there will be a lot of monsters gathered on the next floor, so we could get some good shots." (TL Note : shots as in photoshoot)

"Yesh..."

When things got quiet, Emi-san came over the intercom to tell me that it was important to start a conversation.

I don't know why I should talk at this timing, but she's my senior in streaming, so I'm not the kind of person who wouldn't follow her lead here.

[Eh?]

[Wait, Haru-chan, what did you say just now?!]

"This is the first staircase we're about to go down, so prepare yourself."

"Fuaa..."

[That's weird... the next floor... I give up, it's Haru-chan afterall]

[Ah, after Ruru-chan, the viewers give up thinking...]

[Maybe it's easier with an empty mind?]

[Yeah... I'll do that..]

[That's right, let's just become a girl younger than Haru-chan.]

[...That's right! Okay, I'll start over as a mapper tomorrow!]

[That's right! I should kick myself out so I don't cause trouble for my party members!]

[For now, I'll just drop all my equipment and rejoin the beginners' class...]

[Wait, don't be hasty]

[Calm down]

[That's right]

[That's right, Haru-chan is the one that's weird]

[No one with normal sense would expect something at this level...]

[Well, they said she's been buggy from the start... right?]

[Haru-chan, she can do way more than just headshots...]

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