Ch.19 [【Emergency】 Super Rookie Haru-chan's Unexpected Guerilla Stream]

[Haru-chan is truly an unconventional rookie!]

[Exactly!]

[lol]

[But it's strange that she streams in the middle of the day on a weekday, and without any prior notice...]

[Well, it looks like a streaming accident]

[I just found out, but did she forgot to turn off the stream?]

[It's Service broadcast to the primordials → accidentally turn it public]

[lol]

[Eh... is that even possible?]

[What kind of miracle is that? That can't be true...]

[Can you say that after looking at Ruru-chan?]

[I'm speechless]

[Ah, anything goes when it comes to Ruru-chan]

[lol]

[We were just feeling relieved that Haru-chan's streaming like she always does...]

[I was glad that she spoke up halfway through, but I had a premonition...]

[The Primordial Brothers!]

[The Primordials are frriends with each other!]

[Oh, we know each other from offline meetups, and there's a wide variety of people, from junior high school students to the elderly, right? Us primordials.]

[By the way, the junior high school students were in elementary school when they first came out, so their views and experience are different.]

[lol]

[The Newcomer Onee-san being the one with strong character is more than enough!]

[If that's the case, should I disclose your information? I'm getting a lot of calls at work, but I'm the boss now so it's fine, right?]

[I'm sorry]

[Forgive me]

[Or rather, can you even make a private stream public without turning the stream off?]

[I don't think you can]

[Yes, apparently it can be done]

[Seriously?]

[But since you have to tap several times, it's not something you can do by mistake. It's supposed to prevent accidental taps.]

[Eh……]

[That's true, otherwise the world would be full of streaming accidents]

[Then why did it happen?]

[You know why, don't you?]

[Ruru-chan?]

[Homing again?]

[The root cause of everything lol]

[Because it was Ruru-chan's fault from that stream...]

[Poor Haru-chan, she's completely caught up in it...]

[She's slaughtering monsters leisurely tho!]

[lol]

[I saw "Headshot Loli" trending and wondered what it was]

[Oh no, a Monster House.]

[Haru-chan, run away!]

[She's just spinning around calmly...]

[Eh... how can the Monsters be wiped out in less than a minute...?]

[This is a beginner's dungeon, right?]

[Do you think this is a beginner's dungeon?]

[Now that I think about it, isn't Monster House supposedly impossible to appear in beginners' dungeon...?]

[It's labeled for beginners because we know it's safe]

[Apparently Haru-chan has chosen the wrong dungeon]

[Sad News: Haru-chan is clumsy]

[She's been going solo until now...]

[Well, Rangers basically hide so they don't take damage, and they're calm, so it might work...?]

[Can you picked the wrong dungeon when you're calm?]

[lol]

[Ah, this is it <URL> Even the association's official website says, "Be careful, the dungeon name, appearance, and the levels of the monsters that appear on the first 20 floors are too similar."]

[That's quite a trap, isn't it? The beginner dungeon and the intermediate dungeon are right next to each other and even have the same name.]

[Why does something like this even exist?]

[Due to the nature of the dungeon, it had to be named like this]

[That's why those kinds of dungeons have warning signs in front of the gates...]

[Normally, you would check with the security guard at the entrance...]

[According to primordials, today is her first dungeon and she's going to do some shallow diving.]

[Haru-chan is underestimating it...]

[Haru-chan, that's no good! Don't just pick a dungeon at random!]

[All he had to do was confirm with someone...]

[With her level like that, it's no wonder she's underestimating it]

[But her voice is cute. She's really cute.]

[After all, she's a loli]

[I said he's a Shota!! I'm going to disclose your information!!]

[Wrote this in an instant lol]

[I'll do anything, so please forgive me...]

[Hmm? Just now]

[Did you just say "anything"?]

[You went and said it. Okay, for now, send me some photos from when you were a shota through DM. Wear as little clothing as possible. Oh, I'm afraid of arrest so don't send photos of you in the bath, but as long as it's within the limits of the ordinance, wear as little clothing as possible, and if possible, photos of you sweating or in gym clothes would be good. I won't sue anyone who sends it.]

[lol]

[A long and angry message]

[Onee-san is serious lol]

[Onee-san is too strong lol]

[Eh?]

[Hah?]

[You're kidding, she hit an enemy so far away in one hit?]

[...She hit them one after another...What is this...]

[Eh……]

[Um, I'm a pro ranger with skill level 20, but... even I can't do that...]

[Ranger 20 is a real pro!]

[I was in a ranger group studying Haru-chan's tactics... and all I can learn was that she wasn't normal...]

[lol]

[Professional dungeon diver is getting depressed lol]

[Superior Bat!?]

[If a Superior Bat attacks you, it's usually dangerous, right...?]

[I'm going back to the countryside...]

[Wait, don't be hasty]

[Maybe only Haru-chan is bugged...]

[Is it Ruru-chan's fault? Or is it Haru-chan's talent?]

[It's obvious]

[It's Both]

[lol]

[Sad news: Mid-level dungeon, even though it is mid-level, there is a suspicion that it'll reach 200 floors since it hasn't been conquered]

[Seriously?]

[The website says "Over 100 floors, lots of traps"...]

[Seriously, it's unconquered, so there's still a boss monster left!]

[Someone please tell Haru-chan that this isn't a beginner's dungeon]

[How could you get such bad injuries from diving into that dungeon...?]

[She's so cute, trotting around like that]

[Haru-chan is cute]

[Come to your senses, this is reality]

[lol]

[Moreover, suspicions of her skipping the floors due to traps are starting to appear in the stream comments]

[Eh……]

[Ruru-chan...]

[No matter how much you like Haru-chan, please don't send out your soul...?]

[It looks like she did send it]

[In fact, it seems like she's actively sending them]

[Is she okay? It's Ruru-chan you know?]

[That girl, I feel like her eyes were fixed on something when she was talking about Haru-chan during yesterday's chat stream...]

[Maybe: Ruru-chan's favorite]

[Maybe: Ruru-chan's curse falls in love with Haru-chan]

[Scary... I'm quitting being a Ruru-chan's fan]

[Would you like to become a fan of Haru-chan?]

[If the curse is this bad, even if I stop being a fan of Ruru-chan, will they still send something at me...?]

[Well, I was worried about Haru-chan so I went to pray for her... but no matter how much money I threw in, it was just bounced off the offering box...]

[lol]

[It's turning into a vengeful spirit now?!]

[How could that be otherwise?]

[What is that... It's homing in on the viewers too...]

[Don't worry, this site is probably a target too]

[Please don't curse me, I'll do anything]

[Then send me some pictures of you when you were little.]

[Suddenly, Onee-san appears again lol]

[The monster's level is already around 40.]

[That's bad]

[40...Even a high-ranking party would barely be able to fight one, right?]

[Basically, level 20 is the limit, so if it's higher than that, you should never face it alone under any circumstances]

[All you good children, please remember this!]

[What about Haru-chan?]

[That child is something else...]

[lol]

[They don't come to message boards like this one, but people are flocking to fake Haru-chans' posts on social media related to this stream]

[That's why we need an official Haru-chan account]

[But with this, it looks like we've narrowed Haru-chan down to top 20, ability-wise]

[But it’s not public, right?]

[Is that why she hadn't shown her face or spoken a word up until now?]

[Everything is connected]

[Ahh... What a spectacular plot twist...]

[Spectacular (not even a week has passed)]

[Seriously?... It's serious]

[So Haru-chan is a blonde loli from a poor family]

[Or Shota]

[So, the average level of a pro ranger is somewhere around 20... but if you're in the upper echelons, it could be as high as 40.]

【Who was that just now?】

[She became so strong at a young age that she became something of a hermit, and of all people, Ruru-chan took a liking to her... That's a lot of attributes!]

[lol]

[I feel so sorry for the girls who were about to debut this year...]

[Isn't fine? It's Haru-chan and Ruru-chan you know?]

[It's not fine]

[So harsh lol]

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