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March 25, 2025

Ch.33 Collab Stream : "Ranked Match with Suisen-Senpai" ②

BreBre has a variety of items, including banana peels.

"Torimochi Launcher, launch!"

A rocket launcher that fires squishy mochi.

"I'm firing the nut machine gun nano."

A gun that fires off a ton of nuts equipped with thrusters at the rear end.

"Alphery. Nakayama Press is coming nano."

 

A huge bronze statue of a certain muscular comedian falls while shouting, "Yaah! Power!!"

"Senpai, I've terminated all the codes for the Three Anti-Nuclear Principles!"

"Launch the nuclear bomb nano!"

With a 'CHUDOOOOOOOOON!' the nuke blew the whole area apart.

These extravagant items, regardless of game balance, look great on stream.

I think this is also the secret to BreBre's popularity.

 

Making people want to try it is very important for a full dive game.

 

In VRMMO light novels, characters, including mobs, naturally pick up weapons and attack people and monsters.

If you think about it logically, that's a pretty high hurdle.

Even if you know it's a game, it's normal to be aversive.

 

It could be said that the fate of a full-dive fighting action game depends on people overcoming this hurdle.

In that respect, as mentioned above, I think BreBre has succeeded in meeting the demand.

It's a nice blend of serious battle and festival gameplay.

Just using items is fun, and there are matches where you fight using only items.

The opposite is also true.

"ーAlphery, how's your Ult?"

"No problem."

"Hm. In the end it's going to be a shootout between ults. I want to take over that high ground and try to reap the benefits nano."

"Got it. I'll use the UFO then."

"Nni."

As a deterrent, a palm-sized UFO was tossed aside and floated around.

It fires off beams indiscriminately.

The damage itself is low, but it was enough to slow them down.

Taking advantage of the UFO attack, we race through the city streets.

That beautiful landscape had become a complete ruin in the aftermath of the battle.

I jump around using the "reflector".

They had arrived at the hill that Suisen-senpai was aiming for - that is, the top of the building that was broken in half.

Now we've reached the endgame.

The area has shrunk considerably, and the sounds of battle can be heard all around.

"Wanna give them a tingle?"

I asked as I folded my long sword and showed her my gun.

Suisen-senpai shook her head.

"Hmm. I don't want to get any hate right now nano."

Wow, she looks like a pro.

In my previous life, I hardly ever played a battle royale game like this with multiple teams mixed together, so it feels a bit fresh to me.

"Alphery, What do you have right now?"

"Here"

And I showed my inventory to Suisen-senpai.

"Hmm, I'll give you some potions and exploding kunais. In return I want some Ult potions nano."

"Yes, please wait a moment. Here, let's exchange it."

"Mhm."

We exchange items with each other and organize our storage.

"We have sufficient resources. Our position is perfect. We won't lose unless something extraordinary happens nano."

"We won, Nyohoho."

"I'm going to take a bath."

"Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch."

We harmonized beautifully.

So we high-fived and said, "Yeah!"

We get along really well.

: Don't raise the flag

: Actually, don't take a bath. Pee, do it. Pee.

: they kinda have to take a bath.

: Huh? So Alphery and Sui-chan are going to take a bath in the same... tub...!?

: How much would you like to sell it for? I can pay up to 50,000 yen.

: Eat ramen with broth made from a beautiful girl's bathwater~

: A beautiful girl's bathwater...? ーthat's brilliant.

: Beaten to death

: Just report them (stare~)???

"Alohery's comment section is really interesting nano."

"What does Suisen-senpai's look like?"

I was shown the comment section of Suisen-senpai.

: Good luck!

: You can do it!

: Uwoo!

: We won!

 Wow, they're so wholesome it hurts!

"This is a really pure comment section, isn't it? Mine was just like, 'A nostalgic old man's smell, with a touch of virginity.'"

As expected, when I expressed such harsh opinions, the listeners reacted with 'Uki-ki!' and expressed their disappointment.

It's really fun and the best part is, the vibe is great.

"They say the grass is always greener on the other side, so please take good care of your current listeners, Suisen-senpai."

"Hmm, I know. Everyone who chose me is important to me."

: Sui-chan...!

: She's so admirable that I cried. 

: This is Sui-chan Lister's true feelings. 

: What about us reincarnator?

: (Stare~)

: Hey, Alphery, don't you have anything to say to us?

: Yeah, yeah! Now you can just go with the flow and tell us your true feelings, right?

: Phew, for now I'm fully naked.

: I heard that confession time was about to begin.

: Say that.... you love me!!

"Eh? What did people with phimosis say?"

: I didn't say a word!

: H- hey, I'm not uncircumcised! It's super thick!

: I-I'm just shy! When the time comes, I'll stand up and fight before anyone else!

: Huh, can't you see my shiny black son?

: Put away those humble pork pits.

: It seems like we need to 'make her understand'.

"Yes, yes. I'm just kidding. I really do love you guys so don't worry. So please keep it as you are now."

: Thump……

: Hey… you…! What are you suddenly saying here…!

: Damn, what is this...! My face is hot!

: Sigh, you gave me no choice!

: Well, I guess I'm the only one she likes. What a pain.

:↑※ These are said by a gloomy introvert who are far from handsome.

: Lol. Stop showing such cruel depiction.

They are really fun people.

"Hmm. It looks like it's almost over nano."

"Okay, I understand."

I return my attention back to the game.

It was a chaotic fightwith three teams, and one of them was on the verge of annihilation.

"Let's hit them from the side and take all the points nano."

After listening to Suisen-senpai's plan, we jump off the building.

We approached using cover and carried out a surprise attack, wiping out a team that was on the verge of annihilation.

There were three teams in total including us now.

A team of Lancer, Hammer user and Gunner.

And a team of Saber and Archer's team.

We took up positions to sandwich the only three-person team.

"What a bad timing...!"

The gunner, whose prey had been stolen, clicked his tongue.

He raised the gun, pulsating strongly, above his head and pulled the trigger.

Then countless meteors fall from the sky. 

It's his ult.

Bang! Bang! Bang! An extremely thick aurora pierced the ground. 

I avoided a direct hit, but I could feel my HP being whittled away just from the aftermath.

That being said, this is a good thing. 

It was just as Suisen-senpai predicted.

"When the Fisherman comes, most teams will try to stop them with area-based ults or items. That gunner will probably use his ult nano. At that time--"

I had no knowledge of this sort of thing, while I thought to myself, I blend into the cloud of dust and pull out an exploding kunai.

A ping appeared.

That must be from Suisen-senpai, who must have been overlooking the whole thing right now.

Following her guide, I threw an exploding kunai.

There was a reaction. An explosion went off.

Since it came from quite far away, maybe it was a member of the other team?

And another new ping.

"I want you to attack from the right nano."

I unfolded my long sword, drank the potion, and sprinted clockwise.

Passing through the dust, the Gunner was seen fighting against Suisen-senpai.

A battlefield where magic and bullets fly.

The other two members were clashing with the other team.

Did the kunai I threw provide good support?

They are attacking with all their might.

That's why I aim for the gunner.

As soon as he saw my long sword, the Gunner scattered caltrops at his feet.

If I'm not wrong, that item deals damage over time.

It's an item that will come in handy towards the end.

But for me, it's no problem.

I deployed "reflector" at my feet and closed in on the enemy in one leap.

Gunner's eyes widen in shock.

This skill is the reason this character has been im low tier for many years, but from my perspective it is a benefit.

With all the momentum, I swung my long sword.

There was a sensation of hitting.

But, the vital point was avoided.

"Oops."

I immediately deployed another "reflector" and jumped diagonally upwards.

A sledgehammer was brought down where I was standing.

 

It seems he came back just in time.

If I had been one step slower, I would have ended up flat. That was close.

 

But alas, it's too late.

I have to block the attack, but Suisen-senpai will deal the final blow.

So it was inevitable that the scenario would be me and Suisen-senpai versus Hammer user.

"Dammit! I've got no choice now!"

The hammer pulsates powerfully as it is swung high.

 It's a sign of an ult.

"I'll handle it nano."

Before I could react, Suisen-senpai pointed the tip of her staff at the hammer user.

This one also has a strong pulsation.

It's a clash of ults.

The blow of the hammer, swung down with full force, caused the earth to crumble.

Sharp rock formations rose up from the collapsed ground.

It's chasing Suisen-senpai like a wave.

On the other hand, Suisen-senpai unleashes a powerful bombardment from the tip of her staff without any fear.

Come to think of it, there is also compatibility with ults.

 

The ult unleashed by Suisen-senpai easily swallowed up the rising bedrock and completely obliterated the hammer user beyond it.

"Ult potion, and then ult again."

Suisen-senpai immediately begins using items to restore her ult in succession.

It's merciless.

In the end, Suisen-senpai's second ult was the deciding factor, and we were crowned champions.

Huh? My - or rather, Gunblader's ult?

It's a plain buff that just increases firepower, so what?

There aren't any flashy special moves like that, so what?

That's why this character's tier is so low!

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TL note:

TIL translating a gameplay commentary for a game that doesn't exist is kinda hard

Comments (5)

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Glowytime • · April 8, 2026

sound like battle royale of valorant

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Schione · April 8, 2026

It's meant to be a parody of Apex Legends

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Glowytime • · April 8, 2026

ti -> to

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Schione · April 8, 2026

Thank you!

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Alexis · October 27, 2025

thanks for the chapter