Ch.27 Collab Stream : "Becoming a Convenience Store Clerk with Kikyo-senpai ③"

After that, various customers showed up.

"I'll kill you!"

I Did a Headshot on a man who was firing his gun wildly while babbling that sentence.

"I've come to kill another worthless person."

I Overpowered the samurai who was babbling that sentence in a sword fight and pierced his vital spot.

"Give me your money before I blow you away."

I Subdued a man who was babbling that sentence while showing middle finger in front of people.

"Sake♪ Sake♪"

I was about to attack an honest customer who was about to pay the bill, but Kikyo-senpai desperately held me back. Let me go!

"Oh, there's a convenience store right here. I could kill the store clerk if they're just brats."

 "Oraa!" he said, as the man charged at me with his sword at the ready before turning into dice steak-senpai. Do you even have a reason to become stronger???

"Wait, aren't you too strong, Alpheria-chan!?"

As soon as the customers had cleared away again, Kikyo-senpai cried out in shock.

"Well, I am a Valkyrie after all. I have plenty of combat experience."

"Eh? Ah, now that you mention it, that's right."

A vague reply. 'You have that kind of setting afterall' is the feeling i got from her.

The reason she can't make a tsukomi is because she's also a Vtuber.

There's quite a fine line here.

Well, in my case, it's not just a setting, it's real.

: That's seriously awesome.

: I still can't believe she parried a bullet with her own bullet.

: She has done that multiple times, that means she's doing it on purpose.

: Alphery, do you want to play a fighting game?

: Yeah, you can definitely become a pro at Full Dive fighting games or other competitive action games.

"Oh, now that you mention it, there's also a Full Dive fighting action game."

Yukino Suisen : "...! Let's do it...!!"

: Wild Sui-chan appeared!

: She's also watching her genmate

"Ah, Suisen-senpai."

"Eh? Sui-chan?"

Kikyo-senpai reacted to her genmate's name and glanced at my comments section.

"Yeah she's there. Come to think of it, Sui-chan liked Full Dive action games."

"That's seems to be the case."

Yukino Suisen : "...I love them to death (ding)"

: To dead lol

: Sui-chan's rank is Master.

: The only serious player in Prism Ark

"Oh, that's great. Please invite me when the time is convenient."

As I replied, a new customer came into the store.

We looked away from the comments section and greeted everyone, saying, "Welcome."

He was a skinny man with a somewhat suspicious air about him.

As soon as the man saw us, he became obviously excited.

"Haa... haa...! Hey, what color pants are you wearing right now?"

"Hii, something crazy has come!"

"Maybe it's a personification of the listener?"

: Haaaa?

: That's so rude!

: There are no other creatures as gentlemanly as us!

: Exactly! Btw I have no other intentions, so can you answer his question?

: Yeah, I have no other intentions, but you have to answer the customer's questions properly.

: White? No, pink… I can’t give up on the stripes either… But could it be black? No, I have no other intentions.

: Tch, you guys are trash. You don't have to answer. Alphery. Just pull up your skirt. You can also take it off.

: You are worse than trash.

"Hey, please, tell me. Haa…! Haa…! Panties… Panties…!"

The man crept up to us with a vulgar smile on his face and drooling, but then he just went past us.

He took the hand of another customer, a geek with a Heisei-era vibe, the kind of guy you hardly see these days.

Ha?

"Huh!? Y- you're talking to me!?"

The otaku (a greasy old man) blushes and doesn't seem completely opposed.

Ha?

Kikyo-senpai's expression disappeared.

Maybe mine too.

The comment section is bursting with laughter.

"Hey, what kind of pants are you wearing right now? At least tell me what they look like...!"

"N-No way! This is so troubling in broad daylight! Plus, I have a wife called Fate-chan...!"

"Then... I'll force you to show me... Haa...! Haa...!"

"Even if you do whatever you want with my body, you won't be able to take my heart away! (No resistance)."

Without hesitation, we kicked them out.

A sound effect plays on the background.

It was the sound signalling time's up.

The gist of the game was how much defense and profit you could make within a set time.

It can be set in 30-minute increments, and we set it to 1 hour and 30 minutes.

It's probably just the right balance for a one-off game collaboration.

"Phew, it's done."

"Thank you for your hard work, Kikyo-senpai."

"Yeah, good job Alpheria-chan. You did a great job."

"You too."

We were able to divide up the roles neatly, with me in charge of defense and Kikyo-senpai in charge of running the register.

I think it's a pretty good score, but I wonder.

A large window appeared in front of us and the results began.

 Profit A

 Defense A

 Refill A

 Customer service attitude A

 Cleaning D

 Overall rating: B+

"I've never heard of cleaning before!"

"It's exactly what we were talking about earlier... If you just think about it for a moment."

"Yeah, but do they really go that far with it???"

: What is this lol

: Well, they indeed never actually cleaned.

: They did clean up the trashy people though.

: Well, the area that the trashy people vandalized was automatically repaired, so it's reasonable to think that there was no cleaning.

: Haa... haa...! What color pants are you wearing now...?

: It is on the double door!

: Stop with the new wave of sloppy jokes lol

"Ah, but our ranking is pretty high."

"Oh, really."

However, let us not overlook the fact that there were only a few players.

That's the fate of minor games.

"So, we finished "Korokoro Part-timer - Convenience Store Edition", what did you think?"

"It was pretty eccentric, but fun. But the fact that it says 'convenience store edition' means there're are other games in the same genre, and it scares me."

"There's also a nighttime hospital cleaning edition you know?"

"It's going to destroy the values ​​of horror."

Knowing this production team, I think they'll probably do something like Sadako returning to the well saying, "She's coming, she's definitely coming, she's definitely coming, she's not going after all."

That's going to remove any built up tension.

When you think about it that way, it seems interesting.

I think I'll try it with Sakura.

I will definitely get a good reaction.

Ah no, I'm no good at horror movies either. I can't even handle Resi〇nt Evil.

It's easy to die in a hospital at night even in a game.

"Thank you for accepting my invitation today, Alpheria-chan. I was happy to get to know you so well."

"I was also grateful to have a reliable senior. But please don't take on too much responsibility, okay? You can rely on your juniors too."

After I said that, Kikyo-senpai giggled and said,

"What's that? Isn't it usually the other way around?"

"That's true. But in Kikyo-senpai's case, it seems like you can't rely on the adults around you."

"...Why, did you think that?"

"It just seems that way. It's the atmosphere. I haven't been reincarnated twice for nothing."

In terms of mental age alone, I'm much older than you.

Many reliable people are the epitome of "learn from others' mistakes."

In short, they are the type of people who see their family and friends failing and think, "I have to do it myself," which causes stress to build up.

Kikyo-senpai is no exception to that.

And from her reaction when she hit with the morning star, it's not hard to imagine that her target was the adults around her.

When making a tsukomi, her tone sometimes becomes foul, perhaps as an expression of rebelliousness or anger, thinking, "even though I'm still a child."

Either way, it's Nyangi. (TL note : i honestly don't know what this mean)

"That aside, there are many other series of "Korokoro Part-Time Worker", so if you're interested, be sure to give them a try."

As I began to finish up, Kikyo-senpai was smiling at me.

"Well then, see you in the next stream."

"See you."

We wave our hands and end the stream properly.

I won't make the same mistake. I confirmed that both my and Kikyo-senpai's streams were finished. Good! (Cat on the scene)

"Once again, thank you for your hard work, Kikyo-senpai."

"Yes, you too, Alpheria-chan. Thank you for today."

As Kikyo-senpai replied, her expression had returned to a serious one.

"...Hey, Alpheria-chan."

"Yes, what is it?"

Kikyo-senpai hesitated, gave a wry smile and shook her head.

"No, it's nothing. Sorry! Now, I'm going to get ready to log outー"

As Kikyo-senpai tried to stand up after saying that, I swept her leg away and said "Yoink".

"Kyaa!"

She lost her balance and I was crushed under her and yelled "KyaーOof!?"

Kikyo-senpai's elbow is on my solar plexus...!

No damage was done, but it took my breath away for a moment.

"Wait, what are you doing, Alpheria-chan!?"

Kikyo-senpai is shocked by the sudden act of brutality.

But I didn't care and adjusted my position.

I grabbed both of Kikyo-senpai's shoulders from behind, flipped her onto her back, and rested her head on my lap.

People called this - lap pillow.

"Nyu"

I hold Kikyo-senpai's face so she can't get up. Good! (Cat on the scene part 2)

"If you call me out and then give up like that, it'd make me uneasy. Now, just be quiet and relax for a bit. Your mother back home is crying too."

"...My mother cheated on me and left me before I started elementary school."

"...."

T- time machine!

Where is the time machine?

I totally messed up!!

I was trying to give some advice, but ended up setting off a nuclear bomb!?

Ten seconds! Just ten seconds, I want it to rewind!!

"Well... I'm sorry."

"No, don't worry about it. Apparently the person she was cheating with was also having an affair, and his wife crushed his genitals, leaving him impotent, so they ended up breaking up."

"Hmm, I see..."

My Yusuke and Sasuke, who should have been gone now, shuddered.

 …Hmm? I feel like I've heard this story somewhere before.

I wonder if it's just my imagination or a coincidence.

 ...Okay, I'll stop digging too deep. My intuition is screaming out, "This is dangerous, so stop now!"

Looking at me, who had made a complete mistake in my choice and was now drenched in cold sweat, Kikyo-senpai chuckled.

"Okay... can you listen to my story?"

After saying that, Kikyo-senpai began to tell her story.

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