YOUR NOMINATIONS needed!
Hey hey brahs & bras!
Finalising the nominees for the upcoming Golden Noggers (the actual voting will begin next week) can you have a look at the list and suggest some additions? If you could copy & paste and fill out the form at the end would be fab!
Note: there's no 'favourite intro' this year as I've intentionally been using the classic intro for this arc) Massive thanks to Grangg & Tony Johnson for compiling this shortlist!
Cunt of the Year:
Hunter Johnson (for picking Sunny Side Up)
Jimmy Bennett (telling thugs a woman doesn't need help crossing the road, beats them up, and helps her cross the road)
Vince McMahon (paying $25 for TV appearances)
Rob Bartlett
Shawn Michaels (for getting Marty fired)
Tony Aparicio (song contest entry that wasn't for OSW)
V1 (for making a kid cry brah)
Hulk Hogan (KOTR '93 cuntery)
Yokozuna holding up the bodyslam challenge to eat rice (All Aboard the Lex Express)
Best Segment:
Tammy Sytch Retrospective (Sunny Side Up)
1992 Retrospective (Survivor Series '92)
Max Moon Retrospective (Survivor Series '92)
The Rockers Retrospective (Rumble '93)
Narcissus Retrospective (Rumble '93)
Naitch leaves WWF (Rumble '93)
RAW retrospective (First RAW)
Coliseum Retrospective (Smack 'Em Whack Em)
KotR retrospective (KOTR '93)
WWE's financial insight (Rumble 2018)
Cool Stuff Mania Weekend (WM34)
Daniel Bryan's return (WM34)
Reigns's Rumble history (Rumble 2018)
Reigns's Mania history ("local cunt ruins everything")
Usos at Mania history (WM34)
Ronda Jockswatch (WM34)
Strowman or McGregor (WM34)
USS Intrepid Retrospective (All Aboard The Lex Express)
Animated Segment:
Undertaker's Coffins
Razor Pearl Harbours Owen
OSW as Wrestlers ("Which wrestler would each OSW host be?")
OOC working at Smyths
Vader & Yokozuna at KFC
Song Cover:
"Brie Mode" by V1 & Jay & Maffew
"Live, Love, Love and Survive" by OOC & V1 & Jay
"I'm a nice guy" by Jay
"End of the Road" by OOC/V1/Jay
Owen Hart Theme by Jay/V1/OOC
Raw Original Theme by Jay/OOC/V1
Behind Blue Eyes ("Nobody knows what it's like") by Jay
"I got something in my pocket" by Jay/V1
"Spider Bret" by V1
Best Episode:
(5th Golden Noggers is ineligible)
Sunny Side Up
Royal Rumble 2018
Fatal Deviation
Wrestlemania 34
Survivor Series 1992
First Ever Raw!
Royal Rumble 1993
WWF Smack 'Em Whack 'Em
OSW Music Listening Party
King of the Ring 1993
All Aboard The Lex Express
Roidy Magoo:
Will Powers aka Ryback's brother (Sunny Side Up)
Mojo Rawley
Jinder Mahal
Neville/PAC
Lex Luger
Jimmy Bennett
What Bar/What Smokes:
Lince Dorado as Banjo/Chokito (Rumble 2018)
Gran Metalik as Breakfast Burrito (Rumble 2018)
Kalisto as Crunch Bar/ White Knight/ Crap (Rumble 2018)
All 3 above as Megazord (Rumble 2018)
Finn Balor as Ripped Gummy Bear (Rumble 2018)
Seth Rollins as Jolt Cola (Rumble 2018)
Rey Mysterio as a Flake Bar (Rumble 2018)
Charlotte as Golden Egg (WM34)
Sunil as Rothmans (WM34)
Jinder as Rothmans Blue (WM34)
John Cena as LaffyTaffy (WM34)
Nakamura as Lindor Easter Egg (WM34)
Macho Man as Wasabi KitKat (First RAW)
Scott Steiner as Nogger Mint (First RAW)
Scott Steiner as Crunchies (Rumble '93)
Beverly Brothers as Hershey's Kisses (Rumble '93)
Crush - Fanta grape (KOTR '93)
"Best" Dressed/State of your hair:
Drake Maverick Debut
Jack Gallagher
Seth Rollins Firepants / The Night King
Daniel Bryan Jumanji Safari outfit
Mustafa Ali (Seth Rollins, Sub Zero and Iron Man)
Kurt Angle's glove (his wanking claw)
Ronda Rousey and her Nightman cat makeup
Umbro Knacker
Justin Harmon (ginger cowboy in Fatal Deviation)
The Miz's Naruto Outfit
Bobby Heenan in drag
Razor Ramon's loud Shirt
Max Moon
Damian Demento
Photographer from KotR (Harvey Whippleman)
V1's Black Reign (Halloween outfit)
Jay's Dyed Hair
OSW Hall of Fame / Lifetime Achievement Award:
Max Moon
Doink the Clown
Berzeker
Lord Al
Lex Luger
OOC (the horse, not the person)
Bobby Heenan
Quote Of The Year:
Do you have any nominations?
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Best Segment:
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Comments (72)
Best Quote! JAY: This was so shit! So corny, full hour of a one note build, everyone can't slam Yoko to try and get Lex over. It was very short but it felt sooo long. BUT IT WAS BRILLIANT!
Cunt of the Year: Toss up between V1 and Shawn, Final verdict: V1 for making kids cry brah Best Segment: KotR retrospective (KOTR '93) was really great Song Cover: "I got something in my pocket" by Jay/V1 Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal What Bar/What Smokes: Gran Metalik as Breakfast Burrito (Rumble 2018) - because was also the most racist. Best Dressed/State of your hair: Max Moon; because he looked awesome considering he was flying from the moon every match OSW HoF: Lex Luger; I mean it has to be, the man who keeps on giving Best Quote: Sunny Side Up - V1 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, ooh jeeeazus.' *fart noises*
Quote of the Year : Sunny Side Up - V1 'I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, ooh jeeeazus.' Fatal Deviation Jay - 'Kick off!... Fuck sake.' / V1 - 'Sorry, could this lad's jocks, be any higher'. Thanks for such a belter of a year lads.
OSW HoF: would Jimmy Bennett not be eligble/a 1st balloter?
That's like Australia being in Eurovision. And I'm all for it.
I would add a nomination for No Limit from the Fatal Deviation review for Best Song Cover.
Don't forget to add "I'm going, you're mean!" from Lena for best quote
Thanks for your help guys! This'll be open throughout the weekend, with proper voting starting next week!
Cunt of the Year: The 2 cretins in Londis acting the bollocks Best Segment: Mikey Graham's caravan Song Cover: I TOUCH YOUR HAND Best Dressed/State of your hair: Jimmy Bennett's highly pulled up jocks, The other athletes in the bodyslam challenge OSW HoF: Jimmy Bennett, Mikey Graham Best Quote: “I’VE JUST SEEN IT! I DON’T NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN! FUCK OFF!” - V1, “Arnie and Sly are getting old. It’ll be me and Van Damme.” - Jimmy Bennett, “And you get to see a little bit of knob, thank you Jimmy.” - V1 I'm a big Fatal Deviation mark
Cunt of the Year: Yokozuna holding up the bodyslam challenge to eat rice Best Segment: Coliseum Retrospective Best Animated Segment: OSW as Wrestlers Song Cover: Spider Bret" by V1 Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal What Bar/What Smokes: Crush - Fanta grape Best Dressed/State of your hair: Ronda Rousey and her Nightman cat makeup OSW HoF: Max Moon Best Quote: “this is letting outsiders see what the real Ireland is like”
Quote of the year: V1's missus' 'Turn it off and don't fucking touch me' Hunter Johnson's 'The fucking fart she let loose haunts me to this day. That being said, I still jerked off to it, 10 on 10.'
I’d also love a Nogger award for best fan song from the contest though I’m worried you lads got Tony Aparacio over
Cunt of the Year: The Jockey from the Body slam challenge for going off script Best Dressed/State of Your Hair: The Executioners OSW Hall of Fame: Crush
2 things I’d love to see a Nogger U exclusive video of the year (voted for by us Nogger U folk) might get some extra people to enroll but there’s a lot of great content here that deserves to be rewarded. And best quote: “the fart she let loose still haunts me to this fucking day. That being said, I still jerked off to it. 10/10” -Hunter Johnson
Best Quote: "I can imagine for the wrestler in the ring against him how pissed off they'd be listening to this shit...and himself how pissed off he'd be listening to himself doing this shit...it's like OSW, in a way." - OOC, Smack Em Whack Em (in reference to "HUSS" from Berzerker)
Quote of the year: "How DARE Knobs clean house." - OOC Royal Rumble 93
Best Quote: “I am not a big woman.” Maffew, WM 34
Cunt of the Year: Tony Aparicio Best Segment: Narcissus Retrospective Animated Segment: Razor Pearl Habours Owen Song Cover: Raw Original Theme Best Episode: Sunny Side Up (by a mile) Roidy Magoo: Neville / PAC What Bar/What Smokes: Crush - Fanta Grape Best Dressed/State of your hair: Bobby Heenan in Drag OSW HoF: Bobby Heenan
Cunt of the Year: V1 Best Segment: KotR retrospective Song Cover: Live, Love, Love and Survive Roidy Magoo: Jimmy Bennett What Bar/What Smokes: Kalisto - Crap Best Dressed/State of your hair: Jay's Hair OSW HoF: Doink Best Quote: "Turn it off, and dont fucking touch me". - Mrs V1
Quote of the Year - OOC "What do you mean 'limited'?
OSW HOF: Michael Regan - Bennett!/What The Fuck Was That? OSW HOF: Skinny Knacker Cunt Of The Year: Fatal Deviation Proofreader - Loose or Else
OSW HoF: Cameraman No. 5!
Favorite quote from osw 72: V1 "Nailz grabs Mooney and pushes him up against the wall, kind of like the Heidenrich thing with Cole" Jay "I love it!" V1 "but slightly less rapey" Jay "not love it as much"
All three of my nominations come from the five minutes that made me laugh the hardest at an OSW episode this year (and that's saying something). Cunt of the Year: Lex Luger for not caring about the fans and going right back into the bus rather than talking to them. Best Segment: The burial of Lex Luger when he's approaching Summer Slam in all Aboard the Lex Express Best Quote: OOC (as Lex): "It turns out I'm actually not a hero, discovered that in the last 45 days, let's reverse back down the fucking road."
Cunt of the Year: Tony Aparicio Best Segment: KOTR Retrospective Animated Segment: Razor and Owen Song Cover: "End of the Road" by OOC/V1/Jay Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal What Bar/What Smokes: Jinder and Sunil together makes the joke funnier Best Dressed/State of your hair: Jay's dyed hair OSW HoF: Heenan Best Quote: OOC: "it's not even funny" V1: "Fart noise" OOC: "It is funny."
Cunt of the Year: Shawn Michaels Best Segment: USS Intrepid Retrospective Song Cover: Raw Original Theme Roidy Magoo: Lex Luger What Bar/What Smokes: Beverley Brothers Best Dressed/State of your hair: Damian Demento OSW HoF: Max Moon Best Quote: - Best Episode: All Aboard the Lex Express Animated Segment: OOC working at Smyths
Because I just rewatched the 2018 Royal Rumble ep, I'd also nominate Roman Reigns' "all the baby oil in Philadelphia" look for the State of Your Hair" award and "Kinshasa...denied with a BIG DOG!" For quote of the year.
Quote of the year: "And much like Sunny, I was left with a sour taste in my mouth" - OOC, Sunny Side Up
Additional nominees: Cunt of the Year: Lex Luger - Clearly not giving a shit about the people he visits on the Lex Express tour. Also, "I'll be your hero?" Screw you, I will choose my own hero! Best Dressed/State of your hair: Jimmy "Captain High Pants" Bennett Mikey's Caravan OSW HoF: Jimmy Bennett Mikey from BoyZone Best Quote: "She farted!" ~Jay Hunter, Sunny Side Up "Go to finish! Go to finish! UUUUH! UUUUH!" ~V1, Sunny Side Up "What the fuck is this?" ~Locklan, Fatal Deviation "You're making me look bad, and that's not good!" ~Mikey, Fatal Deviation "I've just seen it! I don't need to watch it again! Fuck off, Jimmy!" ~V1, Fatal Deviation "Shinsuke Nakamura is...THE KNACKER!" ~Jay Hunter, Royal Rumble 2018 "I am not a woman." ~Maffew, Wrestlemania 34 "Limited? What does that mean?" ~Mr.OOC, Royal Rumble 1993 "What did the fox say? Nothing cause he's dead!" ~V1, Twitch
Best Segment: Coliseum Retrospective, Animated Segment: OOC working at Smyths,
Cunt of the year: Rob Bartlett
Best Dressed/State of your hair: Barry Hardy's mullet and tache
Additional nominees: Best Quote: V1 "What does the fox say..."
Additional nominees: OSW HoF: Mean Gene Okerlund Best Quote: Sunny's arse with "THRRRRRRRP"
Quote of the year contender has to be Jay’s “catch up with what...the Colonel?!” During the Vader Yokozuna at KFC animation. Superb all round.
Additional cunt: Referee of the first ladder match for not hanging the belt to the hard cam Additional cunt: Tammy for doing a porn with her HOF ring Additional Segment: Virgil's "lemme tell ya about this...yakazuma!" Best Quote: V1 going "LEX! Don't TEASE us!" Additional Quote (just in case) : "hey there big boy"
Cunt of the Year: Vince for $25 TV payouts and Saudi Arabia Best Segment: Tammy Sytch Retrospective (Sunny Side Up) Song Cover: Behind Blue Eyes ("Nobody knows what it's like") by Jay Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal Best Episode: Rumble '18 What Bar/What Smokes: Kalisto as Crunch Bar/ White Knight/ Crap (Rumble 2018) Best Dressed/State of your hair: Daniel Bryan Jumanji Safari outfit OSW HoF: Bobby Heenan
Best Quote: "You just know, if this were a match I would have pinned you mate"- V1 from Survivor Series 92 in reference to using the Perfect Plex outside of a match. "Turn it off. Don't fucking touch me" -Karolina
Cunt of the Year: Rob Bartlett Best Segment: Tammy Sytch Retrospective (Sunny Side Up) Animated Segment: Razor Pearl Harbours Owen Song Cover: "Live, Love, Love and Survive" by OOC & V1 & Jay Best Episode: Fatal Deviation Roidy Magoo: Lex Luger What Bar/What Smokes: Megazord "Best" Dressed/State of your hair: Umbro Knacker OSW HoF: Doink the Clown
Cunt of the Year: V1 for makin kids cry brah! Best Segment: Tammy Sytch retrospective Song Cover:Spider Bret Roidy Magoo: Will Powers What Bar/What Smokes: Megazord Best Dressed/State of your hair:Max Moon OSW HoF: Bobby Heenan Best Quote: "Dont f'n touch me"- Karolina Additional nominees: Cunt of the Year: Karolina for cock blocking V1
Cunt of the Year: Shawn Michaels (for getting Marty fired) Best Segment: Reigns's Rumble history (Rumble 2018) Animated Segment: OSW as Wrestlers ("Which wrestler would each OSW host be?") Song Cover: "Spider Bret" by V1 Best Episode: Fatal Deviation Roidy Magoo: Jinder Mahal What Bar/What Smokes: All 3 above as Megazord (Rumble 2018) with a special mention to Seth Rollins as Jolt Cola (Rumble 2018) because it's only a dollar and them shits is delicious. "Best" Dressed/State of your hair: Daniel Bryan Jumanji Safari outfit with special mention to The Miz's Naruto Outfit. Ohio’s hokage. OSW Hall of Fame / Lifetime Achievement Award: Doink the Clown Quote Of The Year: What does the fox say? Nothing, he's dead. From V1
That one time when i saw you guys at the airport and i told you guys i met Rikishi there. And Mr. OOC goes: “oh did you now? Was he in a fooking wheelchair?”
V1: “The Great Khali could wrestle rings around this fella”
Quote of the Year: “SmackDown has two feuds, and both of them are Shane McMahon vs Daniel Bryan”- Maffew, RR’18 (around 25:00)
Cunt of the Year: Alundra Blayze (RR ‘18)- being unable to name a single woman who might win the Rumble Cunt of the Year: JBL (RR ‘18)- completely hanging Blayze out to dry and refusing to cover for her
OSW HoF: Surely Yoko and Mr Fuji deserve a nod as a duo, they've had some great bits Best Quote: This is letting outsiders know what the REAL Ireland is like
Cunt of the year: Tony Aparicio, Best segment: OSW as wrestlers, Song cover: Live, love, love and survive, Roidy magoo: Jinder Mahal, what bar: lince, kalisto and gran megazord, Best dressed: Naruto Miz, OSW hof: Lex Luger, Quote of the year: I used to hide all the john cenas, OOC., Best episode: Fatal Deviation.
I too would like to unironically nominate Bret Hart for the OSW HOF for putting on excellent matches on each episode. I would also ironically nominate Duck Arse.
What about Billy for cunt of the year as his T-sharts are too small
Would it be too on the nose to nominate Sunny's cunt for cunt of the year? It made her partners do most of the work to try and make a presentable performance; plus it is a literal cunt. It works on two levels.
You need a Virgil award for Carny of the Year
Jay, can Lex Luger be in the Hall Of Fame again when he already got in at the 4th Golden Noggers?
You're right! He's out! 💚💚
Best quote: “you’re making me look bad, and that’s not good”
Best Quote: "I Swear To God, I'm a better wrestler than Jerry Lawler" - OOC
Additional nominees: Cunt of the Year: hillbilly Jim for his long HOF speech or del Rio no showing impact shows and getting drunk on other people’s interviews. Roidy Magoo: Best Dressed/State of your hair: the captain talking to lex Luger OSW HoF: Mikey Graham of the Rock Group BoyZone Best Quote: “I hate wrestling but I love the romance” Jay as Vince talking about WAR
In Del Rio's defense, he's fucking boring sober. If he's willing to get drunk, at least he's self-aware of that fact
Quote Of The Year Nomination: "Her-" - Jay Hunter (from episode Sunny Side Up) Reasoning: I immediately knew this had to be a Nogger nomination. The way it's said and immediately brought laughter from the gang as soon as the first word is said = gold...en nogger.
wonderful to hear! Which bit is this dude?
Jay just thinking should there be a "Best Segment" and a "Best Retrospective"? I think the retrospectives and segments are both strong enough individually to be classed separately
Aw thanks mate! I just want them to get a mention 💚 might be too hotdoggy for me as I'm usually the only one speaking in em 😂
Thanks so much for putting your suggestions here in the comments section! it's impossible to keep track of posts made elsewhere, need to be able to revisit it this weekend to write up the official polls :) Also I needed to get this out first, rather than an OSW update to give everyone an extra day on it!
Best Quotes: “Turn it off and don’t fucking touch me.” - V1’s wife “Big fucking knacker with his Umbro top and gelled fringe. Probably listening to 2 Unlimited.” - V1 Cunt of the year: WWE for many things (ruining NXT call ups, Crown Jewel fiasco, Brock Lesnar as part time champion) OSW Hall of Fame: Ultrabrah Matthew Bret Hart for being champion on most of the reviewed shows
Best Quote consideration should be the impression of Vince having an orgasm to Lex when he was flexing as Narcissus. Or the inane screams of the demon inhabiting Lex when he works a wrestling match.
"Best Animated Segment", AKA The Mckodem Award For Appreciation of Mckodem
Best Quote: (from Fatal Deviation) V1: "I'VE JUST SEEN IT! I don't need to watch it again! Fuck off! Jimmy!"
I just thought about the GNs yesterday - happy days are here again!
Best Quote nominee has gotta be Maffew's "I wouldn't know cos I'm not a big woman" from the Wrestlemania review. State of Your Hair should also add Bob Backlund looking like Steve Staunton
I think Mean Gene should go into the HOF unopposed this year. Or a double induction of him and a voted entry.
Gonna look into it the next few days. What ist the exact Deadline for nominees? January 16th?. I already now its gonna be a "Noggering"!
i'll give this thread a few days then create the official polls on the weekend
I will be shocked if after this year the Cunt of the Year award is not the Hulk Hogan Cunt of the year Award. Cunt Hogan is going to win it.
