Can You Resist Laughing at These ADHD Jokes? Let's Find Out!

Why do people with ADHD have trouble telling jokes? Because there's usually more than one punch line.

Actually didn’t know the bit about the orange juice. I really like Taylor Tomlinson’s style of humor when she talks about being bipolar, going to therapy, etc. I think that’s a good ND-related example of what Jessica was describing as the “no-punching,” situational humor.

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Where’d Jess get that sweater? I must know

I definitely let out a few surprise guffaws there 😂 well done!

Well, you asked for jokes. A few were definitely inspired by some existing jokes (from the video or elsewhere), but most of them I came up with after watching the latest video! Hopefully, some of them make people laught. Small disclaimer: A good number of the jokes are meant to be light-hearted, though some are a little more serious or ‘dark humour’. Please don't take them too serious - I'm mostly drawing from personal experience, after all. As I think many here might relate to. If you've got an idea on how to improve on stuff, let me know! I’m always open to constructive feedback. ___________________________________________________ Q: What is a favourite exercise of a person with ADHD? A: Jumping between topics (often out-of-bounds). Q: Why did ADD get redesignated as ADHD? A: Because the H had run off on an adventure (worrying so many parents and partners), but they were found again. - edited to make more sense. Q: Why does it seem like people with ADHD don't like 'concentrating'? A: Because if it were called 'procentrating', they'd be all for it! Q: Why did the Air Force recruit so many ADHDers straight out of Highschool/uni? A: They already had their heads up in the clouds! Q: What's an ADHDer's favourite band? A: (In)Pain in the Membrane Q: How many people with ADHD do you need to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one, but first they need a stepladder, but they loaned it out to their cousin, so they'll need to go get it. And when they get there, there's a barbeque going on and it's lovely to see all the aunts and uncles! [...] Eventually, the person with ADHD will have changed a lightbulb, but chances are it's not their own (just yet - they'll get to it! It's a promise. But first they'll have to...). Q: Why did the person with ADHD cross the road? A: Because they forgot something on the other side. Q: How do you get a kid with ADHD to do their homework? A: Tell them to clean their room. (hah, see what I did there?) Q: Why do people with ADHD make terrible barista’s? A: They have no filter! Q: Why are car insurance rates so might higher for people with ADHD? A: Because their minds are always racing! Q: Why don't people with ADHD care as much about labels? A: Why should they? They forget them on clothes, food, medicine, etc. So, why not everywhere else? Q: How could we instantly improve the 'emotional regulation' of people with ADHD? A: By calling it 'emotional freedom (with a tiny bit of guidelines)' instead. Q: Why do people with ADHD make for fearsome opponents? A: Because no plan survives contact with the enemy (and we don't have one, let's go!). Q: What do we call a person with ADHD that has normative self-awareness? A: Anxious. Q: Why did the demolition-expert with ADHD have difficulties with his job? A: Because they had to break a big task down into little chunks... Q: Why do so many people make jokes about people with ADHD getting distracted by butterflies? A: Battleships are so much more interesting. Did you know... Q: What do you call women with ADHD? A: *how. I meant how. Q: Why do so many people with ADHD end up as firefighters? A: We've been burnt before. A lot. Probably our own fault half the time. Maybe. Q: Why do so many children with ADHD rather be 'outside' to 'play'? A: It's pretty much the opposite of 'homework'. Q: How many co-morbidities can people with ADHD get? A: Yes. Q: How did the person with ADHD recover from their addiction? A: They moved on the Bddiction, then straight to Xddiction. Phew, lucky. Q: Why do some scholars believe that many pirate captains might've had ADHD? A: First, they got lost or side-tracked to a remote island. Then, they impulsively decided to bury their treasure there before leaving. Lastly, they forgot about the treasure, because the true treasure is the friends you make along the way (yo-ho-ho). * misunderstood 🥲

Congrats on the engagement.

They were great but... SHE'S ENGAGED? 🥰 Did she announce it and I never heard? I am dying for the details! ☀️💥💖