Progress Report | 08/31/2026

I'm half a day away from finishing the writing, working on the outro, and trying to create a workflow for getting these animations made with the high standards I have. This is balls ass crazy how long it is taking for this last update. I promise, I'm not just sitting here driving Hotwheels up into my bumhole for funzies. I've got my eyes pried open with a full Clockwork Orange optic rig and a confused lab chimp squeezing saline drops onto my retinas. Jesus himself has promised me an extra inch on my pee pee once I complete this project which will round me out to a solid four. So I assure you I am working hard. Mostly because I overdosed on Cialis but in my defense I thought it was Adderall.

We are close! September is going to be the goal release date with mid Sept being the most likely. It took a lot of creative reaching into my disturbed, sick mind to bring to you these naughty scenes and that takes time. We're at the final stretch. No breaks, double shifts!

Then I'm actually pretty far into the Avalon Remastered's first drop so we have that to look forward to. Which I'm sure I'm starting to sound like a broken record saying that but it's the desperate hook of a sad man just trying to keep his fans from scurrying away.

I did end up watching that movie Obsessed. I gotta say, if I had one wish I'd ask for Inde Navarrette to be obsessed with me too. I could deal with an insane amount of crazy for that level of gorgeous. Especially if she was willing to step on me in her full Rogue gitup.

What about you all? What would you wish for?

Stay hydrated and thank you for all your patience, fans!