💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
August 6, 2025

Taken down - Of Maids and Madness

So it begins.

Patreon has taken down my post Of Maids and Madness because it contains:

"Sexually Gratifying Material"

I don't know which one of you spanked it to this guy's ass, but I am very disappointed in whoever it was. The Patreon Gods are always watching, and they knew about your filthy ejaculation. I mean, all over the keyboard, man? Seriously?

I'm not sure when a dude's ass became patently offensive, but this might be the beginning of the end. I resubmitted the post for review. They do know I operate, specifically, an Adults Only Page, right...? If it comes back that it's still in violation, I'm going to be quite upset. I've posted far more exposing things. I can't imagine why the bare back end of a guy has Patreon's panties in a bunch.

This might spark Patreon to do a deeper investigation into my page and come up with unfavorable results. Keep your fingers crossed for me.

Stay hydrated!

Comments (28)

L
LeonDWfromNM#2023 · November 5, 2025

Far beyet for any of us to consider a WOMAN'S BARE ARSE on TV in REAL LIFE to be "Sexually Gratifying Material" and that is REAL FLESH AND BLOOD we be droolin at on PUBLIC TELEVISION!!! Not an image made up of pixels at the hands of a digital arteeste. Common scenes of naughty adult nature in a TV series about lawyers and their sexcapades.. Allie McBeal? Remember it??

L
LeonDWfromNM#2023 · November 5, 2025

Just a little opinion update.... Maybe you remember where this term comes from? "BASTAGES!!!"

L
LeonDWfromNM#2023 · August 12, 2025

I guess Mr T donna wanna his AVN hobby gettin censored and possibly blocked from his, or anyone elses, access!?!?!?!

S
Sean O'Shea · August 9, 2025

Not to be political and you might want to do your own research but a new executive order Donald Trump just signed may have made it illegal for credit card processors and banks to censor games. This might apply to Valve ie Steam.

L
Lockheart · August 9, 2025

I was hoping so, too, but it looks like it's more designed to protect politically affiliated locations like Bass Pro Shop and Cabela's. Despite pressure from a considerable amount of people, it'll still take time for anything meaningful to happen I'm afraid. I do hope things change for the better. We'll see. Thanks for the support, Sean.

L
LeonDWfromNM#2023 · August 9, 2025

And to be blunt about reality... I find women with specific hair color, eye colors, and facial features to be wildly "Sexually Gratifying Material" and they are FULLY CLOTHED! There are just some women that are flat out Turn Ons just by smiling at you.. Believe it or not.. This includes what I call "Pleasantly Plump Ladies".. Turns out some "Hot Chicks" get by on looks alone having no clue what it takes to really please a man where women who are on the slightly heavier side TRY HARDER to please a man!!! And dats a fact Jack!!!

L
LeonDWfromNM#2023 · August 9, 2025

Of course the response about wanting to give them the ass most likely did not help... When I read that.. I said.. "OH NO HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!!!???" And of course.. I am thinking... Now Patreon is gonna have a cow... Or in this case.. A Pull A Post Fit...

m
mrblade787 · August 9, 2025

this is getting more and more ridiculous by the day. question. lock..i was just over on itch and the APAT remaster appears to be downloadable, while AMOB is not. i thought they had pulled them both. why would APAT be downloadable while AMOB is not? did they shed any light on that, or am i wrong about both of them being pulled?

L
Lockheart · August 9, 2025

APAT is free, but AMoB is for sale only. I can't sell anything on itch.io. They've shut down my ability to sell through them. It's utterly ridiculous. Offensive, even. They allow much, much worse content than mine.

R
RicoSwavey · August 8, 2025

There is a petition on change.org - "Tell MasterCard, Visa & Activist Groups: Stop Controlling What We Can Watch, Read, or Play” with over 230k signatures. https://chng.it/TKNgYpmvzW

C
Canuck4ever · August 7, 2025

SUBSCRIBESTAR is the way to go 😁

T
TheMagicalGurl · August 7, 2025

Hope you have fun using that Patreon Advisory tag I sent ya lol

M
Majah Flavah · August 7, 2025

Obviously, this was the maids in a pickle or a pickle in the maids comment that I made on your other post. I'm very sorry, Lockheart.

L
Lockheart · August 7, 2025

You put me in a real pickle, Majah! Ahaha.

V
Vincent Vega · August 7, 2025

Clearly one of the mods at Patreon was blissfully still in the closet and didn't expect you to post something that made his insignificant wee wee erect. In any case, he's grossly offended at finding himself aroused by a male derriere and has taken swift action on the person who ignited his homosexual desires. Sucks to be you...and him too, it would appear 🙄

D
DMG Entertainment · August 7, 2025

WTF, if that upset them, they better never look at my page. The shit I post will make them cry. I was thinking, was that a public post or behind a paywall. Public posts have to be g-rated, that's why 99% of my posts are paid member only.

M
Michael LuPayne · August 7, 2025

well that sucs...........i did like the picture and the story brief you gave

g
gamecerevie · August 7, 2025

Saw it in feed when I opened this post, then tried to click on it, and it completely disappeared, and the link from the notice takes me to your landing page.

R
RogueRat · August 7, 2025

"Sexually Gratifying Material" must be at least HALF of Patreon's BUSINESS by my "wild ass guestimation" I mean Why else would people pay to look here??? From their sign-in page, it shows how you can learn to make clown balloons, find out what a Fake Barbie's wearing this season, hear how some musical genius cant get his songs published.... who pays for that shit? Sir Lockheart, Your Work here is a Gift to All Mankind - Patreon should be paying you a commission to up their viewers! Anyway, Patreon has NO IDEA what I find "Sexually Gratifying" ... BTW Nice Hiney, Man!

g
gamecerevie · August 7, 2025

There are several TTRPG authors I follow, as well as a couple of political feeds, so it takes all kinds, I guess.

S
Schmicko · August 7, 2025

Alright now it's gone for me as well.

D
David Casto · August 7, 2025

Tried liking the post and my like kept disappearing. Tried responding to a post and it just kept spinning.

S
Schmicko · August 7, 2025

I went to notifications and the og post is still there for me. Fucked if I know bud. Seems everyday this world gets a little more backward. Some days I wish I would slip into a coma and just live the rest of my life in a dream state instead of the nightmare of reality. Fingers crossed for you mate.

S
Scot · August 7, 2025

Post still there.

L
Lockheart · August 7, 2025

Is that a fact? Are they gas lighting me?

N
NeverDave · August 7, 2025

I'm guessing it's because you posted it for your free followers. I've heard that's a big no-no.

N
NeverDave · August 7, 2025

And also, it's still showing up on my feed. 🤷

M
Magoo Doug · August 6, 2025

good luck