❤️ 😳 You’re My Simp 😳 ❤️ [F4M] [Loving Girlfriend] [NO ACTUAL SIMPING, JUST JOKES] [Help Me Pick Out An Outfit] [What Do You Think?] [I’m Making You Wanna Simp For Me?] [Honey, You’re The Best Boyfriend EVER] [Flirting & Teasing] [Don’t Simp For Anyone Else, Though] [Just Me]

“Really, really, really, really, really?!”

She want a man in the street

But a simp in the bed.

“Oh, the compliment of all compliments! THANK YOU!”

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✨RECLAIM THE WORD SIMP, BROTHERS. RECLAIM IT FROM THE CRETINS!✨

No, but in all seriousness, I hope it's clear the girlfriend and boyfriend are NOT taking simping seriously. Simping in this context just means "yo, you HAWT". 

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