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December 3, 2020

✨🎬 CuRsED BlOoPeRs 🎬✨ [Mistakes Were Made] [Beware: Profanity] [For People Who Wish to Be Uncomfortable]

"Yeah, so, in case you didn't know, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing."

She meant it

So, she said it. 

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No Copyright Music:

ProleteR - April Showers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18JQUYgpOlw

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Madness by TeacupAudio 

Comments (95)

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A. M. · January 12, 2026

🤣 I love VA blooper reels💛

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Two Kinds Of Sonny D. · November 22, 2025

“Something something something and they all lived hApPiLy EvEr AfTeR, okayyYYYYYY??????”

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Bravo-Papa · September 24, 2021

Check out Fuck Shit Stack by Reggie watts. Because that's what this is xD died laughing

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KalterJager · June 2, 2021

No matter the style of asmr/rp , the bloopers are always funny. Thanks for posting them

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Paul Gooch · March 15, 2021

lolol, "That did not go down well", should have added to one of your erotic audios!!

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WickedSnake · February 22, 2021

I like to imagine this is all back to back, during one recording

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Jason rigden · February 21, 2021

like a gremlin in the back of my head

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halophoenix · December 10, 2020

This legit made my year

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HarlequinVa · December 9, 2020

Bloopers sound so right I have hours. Literal. Hours.

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Groningen · December 9, 2020

I am strangely satisfied by assortment of random noises that you made throughout this.

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Connor Empey · December 8, 2020

This video just cemented my patreon subscription to you.

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David Murphy · December 8, 2020

These bloopers were amazing! LOL

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Shawn L · December 7, 2020

I literally laughed out loud.

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Jared Chinchello · December 6, 2020

Just hearing this is making my face hurt from smiling so much. This made my day so much better, thanks.

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Darc · December 6, 2020

This is more enjoyable than i thought

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Knightess · December 5, 2020

Tea + Laughter = ✨Seratonin✨

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Jon LeMay · December 5, 2020

Lol why do I love this so much?😅

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Jakub Juchniewicz · December 4, 2020

You see, that is where the trouble began. that laugh, that damn laugh :D

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Dynamo · December 4, 2020

I love how you’re playing proleter in the background with this, truly you are the best 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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Zack · December 4, 2020

Magnificent

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Angel Pizano · December 4, 2020

Love me a singular cursed dork of a woman who is surprisingly good at making engine sounds with her vocal cords

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Jonathan Stark · December 4, 2020

This was worth the cost of Patreon this month.

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Alpharius · December 4, 2020

This us the shit that keeps me sane. Great way to start the day and the commute to work. Got a wonderful laugh out of this. Keep up the good work and goofiness Tea!

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Jacob Griffith · December 4, 2020

Glorious

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A.Deku · December 4, 2020

This is just fucking hilarious lmaoooooooo

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OyBoy413 · December 4, 2020

Absolutely beautiful Tea.

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Saint · December 4, 2020

I actually laughed out loud at this. An "interesting" peek behind the curtain of your creative process. You must be an absolute riot with your irl friends.

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Kappa Scrolls · December 4, 2020

You must be such a cool person irl as well. Just living the best little goblin life :D (and I mean that in the best way!!)

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Deadpool69 · December 4, 2020

I absolutely love the gremlin voice

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Shadowy Fox · December 4, 2020

🤣😂🤣 I may have gotten the biggest laugh I needed.

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Cloyd Vanderhaag · December 4, 2020

the voice the for "you fucker" part so adorable dont know why XD

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Havoc Vangard · December 4, 2020

Lmao. & I'm the 70th. Lol Oh that's just adorable of you precious Tea. Maybe some mortal kombat theme to go with the insanity. You little Beach Peach! Rofl. It's contagious. You've infected your teacups. Take responsibility! Lol Oh you know you have our love. But perhaps some sweet moments might help. If anything sweet lullaby in the heavens. Lol.

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Joseph Ackerman · December 4, 2020

YES I AM THE 69th COMMENT

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Ryan · December 4, 2020

what was that background music?

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OyBoy413 · December 4, 2020

It's in the bottom of the description

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Foldaren · December 4, 2020

That doesnt sound like a mororcycle to me. That sounds like yoda.

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Nick Breuss · December 4, 2020

Oh God please more, that's the first thing that made me genuinely lough this week

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trent · December 4, 2020

This just made my bad day a lot better! Keep up the good work! 🖤💜🖤💜

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Camilo Iribarren · December 4, 2020

A little fun never hurt anyone lol

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JzTuner2035 · December 4, 2020

What did I just hear ...I don't know to laugh to run or ....my brain error 🙃

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Mattie · December 4, 2020

Tea loses it for 5 minutes in the booth

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Skecci · December 4, 2020

Damn, you're are still so cute. You made my day. :)

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DeltaNight · December 4, 2020

Ok, this has been giving me a good laugh.

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Jacky 7441 · December 3, 2020

This is so nice, for a change. A very slight behind the scenes. The furthest we have come to her RL 🧡

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Baddawg95 · December 3, 2020

Absolutely loving this! I smiled and laughed all the way through this, and adore your laugh 🤗

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Warden D. · December 3, 2020

Cursed? Na. Absolutely blursed.

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Alfred Jorm · December 3, 2020

I mean this only proves you belong in this side of the interwebs,,,, where we weird shit live.... wellcome we used to give out wellcome baskets but someone ate them all

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Darkrai · December 3, 2020

Don't know what the fuck your doing. The amount of times I have had to tell other people that.

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Doomguy · December 3, 2020

We’re all crazy here. 3 2 stupid.... worth it.

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Stephen Christian · December 3, 2020

Omg I'm dying! This is amazing!

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Alex · December 3, 2020

That was brilliant. It was fun to get a glimpse beyond the final versions and a little bit of manic laughter/cursing can make everyone feel better

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The Professor · December 3, 2020

I upgraded to supercups just to hear more of this it's fucking great!

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Ben Pena · December 3, 2020

I might have to upgrade because this is too good 😂 brought a big grin to my face after working. It gave me a good needed laugh today

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Jeremy Knight · December 3, 2020

That was funny. Since you're from the UK I thought your accent would slip out. I wonder if anyone has ever walked in on your recording sessions.

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Knightess · December 3, 2020

I MIGHT HAVFTA GO SUPER CUPS

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Peanutbutter · December 3, 2020

this audio is pure gold xD

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Samwise Thebravee · December 3, 2020

we need more bloopers ヽ(^o^)ノ

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IceBear · December 3, 2020

This is a doozy! And I am here for it! Haha Brilliant, Tea! Utter Brilliance! Peppered with just the right amount of F-bombs.😂😂😂

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UnsightlyComa · December 3, 2020

Omg, I love this. It gave me a much needed laugh. This is definitely worth moving up to the Super Cups tier. I also love how it gives us a small glimpse of the frustrations Ms. Tea experiences during her production process. This makes me appreciate Ms. Tea's audios even more.

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VeRG1L_47 · December 3, 2020

I don't want to know what was that noise after: "Ready to make some porn". Audio is still #Blessed

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Daniel Truong · December 3, 2020

Lmao 😂 u need more of these

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Sir Chef · December 3, 2020

Came for Tea’s bloopers, stayed for SHELLEY DUVALL

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Hidiri · December 3, 2020

im so weak at this. Its so cute and funny (and kinda horny) but overall i love that you saved the bloopers because this is SO worth it. Luv it <3

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Two Kinds Of Sonny D. · December 3, 2020

“Fuck a duck” omg, she’s just like my grandma

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Alyx_2 · December 3, 2020

This kept me laughing for a long while

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The Professor · December 3, 2020

Right I too just kept on laughing

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Kirby Universe ASMR · December 3, 2020

Also awesome song choose

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Dmaster83 · December 3, 2020

And we'll still support her

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Kirby Universe ASMR · December 3, 2020

Omg this to good it’s making me laugh lol 😂

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Akito Kiba · December 3, 2020

I went to the dentist this morning for a root canal treatment. It damn hurt like motherf... However, this audio made the pain go away and had a good laugh. So thank you Tea for this gem. PS. I appreciate your hard work and the time you put into these audios after hearing this blooper, so thank you so so so much for your work 💜💜💜

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CurrentlyEatingPies · December 3, 2020

That casual use of the word "cunt" is great. So many people feel so shy about saying it.

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AudioFreak · December 4, 2020

From watching British comedies, it is a common word there.

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Blindluck92 · December 3, 2020

Tea, back during quarantine: "I am slowly becoming the Grinch." Tea now: Grinch status achieved, complete with Grinch crygasms.

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Kurohime · December 3, 2020

The funny part is, I've been watching Tea for so long, I know what audios alot of these belong to...and that just makes these so much more hilarious

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Brooms17 · December 3, 2020

My main takeaway from this: we need a 'motorcycle noises' audio. xP

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RZS dran B · December 3, 2020

*I have no idea what I’m fucking doing* Yo same lol

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KillerPizza9982 · December 3, 2020

Omg lol. This is awesome i may be a $10 patron but this might make me upgrade to listen to these

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Mac · December 3, 2020

Don't mind me while I just giggle like the little giggly bitch that I am

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David Whisenhunt · December 3, 2020

The inner machinations of Tea's mind are an enigma

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Mike Taylor · December 3, 2020

"Hello. I'm Shelly Duvall." How many of the youngins on here even know that reference?

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Ashen · December 3, 2020

This is literally one big mood and I love it

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FLuX KING · December 3, 2020

This was actually so blessed Tea lol

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Nery · December 3, 2020

Had to listen to this immediately and it lived up to, and surpassed all my expectations. Cant wait for more down the line.

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Travis Teague · December 3, 2020

The goblin laugh was the best part 🤣🤣

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Alexander Williams · December 3, 2020

Hehe Her laugh is making me smile

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Nosscheech · December 3, 2020

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Thor Odinson · December 3, 2020

Excuse me while I play this on loop for the rest of time.

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Onionbro · December 3, 2020

This is gonna be good

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MervinThe3rd · December 3, 2020

I don't no why I love bloopers but I really do can't wait to hear this

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ACN Kingz · December 3, 2020

This is gold 😂

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Kamui Hineragi · December 3, 2020

This is gonna be nice ngl. Though it will be for later.

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Kane · December 3, 2020

Well, good to know that Tea is a little goblin like all of us, and not a perfect human.

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FLuX KING · December 3, 2020

Lolol let's fucking go.

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leviidagoat93 · December 3, 2020

This is gonna be a treat I can tell. 😂

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ACN Kingz · December 3, 2020

Hi :)