Kingdom Keys

How I feel every responsible usurper feels.

Full text on panel 3:
Here's your crown, and keys.

The West District is on fire,

There's famine and drought,

Rats overrun the streets,

The people are really dumb,

We have a plague,

Spiders have grown to the size of horses,
We owe a lot of money to the Northen Kingdom,

Orcs attack us every other week and

There's an angry troll that we pissed off yesterday.