802 - Adult High School feat. Alex Nichols (1/29/24)

I got a degree in kicking butt at adult high school! ✊✊🥳

holy shit i completely forgot when biden summoned the earth writer

“That’s how she (mommy) worked back then”

Having listened to tom mcdonalds, i am ready for palliative care.

Anyone know the name of the track that played during the mid break? Starts at 40mins in.

The China US bear gap is getting completely out of hand

That Shapiro verse made me want to be dead.

The die has been cast. It is now time for Yo! Chapo Raps.

It has to be all of them it can be no other way

What’s that song they play near the end where it sounds like Alex rapping about Pelosi’s feet and “Dummycrats”

Get well Matt!

the transvestigator conspiracists are so awesome it's like yeah trans people are all across society and live happy and fullfilling lives all around us but that's bad, actually

Youse needa ep that comprehensively illuminates the campaign of atrocity propaganda around October 7. Most people still have lies about mass rape and baby butchering in their heads. Mate or Blumenthal or probably best Nora Barrows-Friedman from E.I. Do my bidding! wah

Nope, Stone Cold rules.

You gotta have the Shapiro clip queued up

Benny Shaps verse fucking SLAPS

Uncle Donnie doesn’t need any egghead pharmacists messing around with his prescriptions. Right on, dude. Cover that entire barrel ass with fentanyl patches.

Also, that Kanye bit was 10/10. Laughed my ass off. Good work gang.

Will if you read this, I thought “you sell fent, I’m getting rent” was very funny

As a Canadian, I sometimes think we can’t get any more pathetic. I am always proven wrong.

We're building a wall on the wrong border.

I live in Duluth, work in Superior, like a few blocks from the Earth Rider brewery, and it blew my mind when I heard them mention it. I had no idea that Biden was here lol

banner episode for dropping in audio clips that make me want to harm myself or others

Alex is right about the vax either killing you or making you stronger. Getting vaccinated is like the process of becoming a Witcher.

Thoughts on the McDonald song: only if we sent Sherman up north in a preemptive strike after he got done with the south

Anyone who's had a relative who had dementia or alzheimers knows exactly what they're hearing when Biden opens his mouth. It's surreal and sad.

Qanon Anonymous did a good transvestigation episode with Jane Ost. Unsurprisingly the transvestigation community has turned on itself. Who transvestigates the transvestigators??

I thought, “Oh, fuck are they going to make me listen to a fucking Tom McDonald song?” Then the commentary made it the funniest episode in a little while.

The libs on MV didn’t take in the migrants lol. They were sent to a military camp. Aron is great but sometimes his lib energy is too strong

If the guys want to watch the worst conservative "comedy" bill burr's Old Dads is the shittiest most forced shit ever. Ben shapino's rap is a masterpiece in comparison

You know a song is good when it literally says “download this” in the lyrics

Matt would have loved the Taylor conversation, the show would have been like 45 minutes longer if he were here the moment you mentioned her.

Wow a tight 90, err 55

Tom McDonald's "Facts" = The Band's "The Night they Drove Old Dixie Down.

Oh wow. Thanks for the scanner darkly spoiler.

"She's 34, you just said it" lmao

diplomatic roh

“If you go on Spotify it has 8,000 plays” and I’m like 3,000 of them thank you

Hmm, if that report covering prescription drug abuse in the White House was about controlled substances then it would have to cover testosterone, but not estrogen. Makes you wonder…

I think that is is really telling that Nancy Pelosi would accuse the protesters of being in the pay of Russia or China. She cannot imagine why anyone would protest out of a sense of moral indignation and care for other people. Pelosi and the Washington insider crowd cannot imagine caring for others -- unless they are being paid to do so. The morality is beyond her comprehension.

Love you guys but hearing someone try to make sense of the kelce swift stuff by saying "I guess kelce is the new tom brady" might be the saddest nerd shit I've ever heard.

The idea of Trump spending a non-zero amount of time in a K-hole while at the white house rocks

one of my best friends is in the white boy music video, he’s the guy with the long straight black hair. they paid him like $10 an hour also he loves felix so i’m sending this to him now, he’ll be mortified that you’ve seen his face but only because of a tom macdonald video

About ben shapiros rap, its probably not AI, he likely said the words and they cleaned it up in post, like autotune, if you don't even try in the first place the final result is very robotic like that.

was talking to some guy in my crew one day at work and I said something jokingly about Jan 6 and he said he had no idea what I was talking about, like he didn’t know about Jan 6th somehow which I kinda knew was a lie. Later on on the ride home he’s playing Tom MacDonald on the aux chord in the truck.

sorry but tom macdonald starting to cry over a wrestling match makes him relatable to me

When ever I hear Tom Macdonald, I shed a tattoo tear for Nova Rockafeller

Chapo FTM

Seriously yall are shaming masking? Die in a fire cucks

Every morning Albertans ask "where the American flags go?"

So glad Alex brought Vinny Mac over to the Chapo mainline

Much like the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Surgeon General reports to the President.

The panda came from my city and YES people are super depressed about it.

WAIT YEAH didnt someone say hilary lost becase swift didnt endorse her or something

I need to get the full version of Alex's rap song just before the end.

the fentanyl kids are using today is waaaay more potent than what we had in the 60s, tell you what tom mcdonald x ben shapiro is the zoomer version of michael ian black x meghan mccain, prove me wrong

Ahh I’ve been waiting for Mr low & off chin to make his return to the show

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A TRANS MAN THERE IS A "DO NOT ENTER" SIGN ON THE PENIS SECTION

"Where the American flags at?" I laughed so hard I woke my husband and scared the cat. In my defense, I'm pretty high.

I have a theory why Shapiro’s voice sounded more AI than it is: I believe Tom’s engineer quantized the HELL out of that ashy Yacubian Devil’s voice. He has the aura of someone who claps on 1 and 3’s. And 5 and 8’s. Word to the god Jeremiah Wright.

Maybe their beers are named after the Great Lakes 🤔

We gotta get Matt back.

did no one else notice it looks like someone AI'd shapiro's face on some random guy in a hoodie

first

Love these Martin Cabello eps

Always gotta chime in to say that Braddock PA is barely a town, it's a neighborhood in Pittsburgh which is technically a borough with an essentially ceremonial mayor position. Fetterman's accomplishments in that role included some minor real estate boosterism/ngo grifting, an annoying and short-lived restaurant, and almost doing the Ahmaud Arbery murder.

Felix doesn’t know pro wrestlers do wrestling moves.

GREAT BIG GOD

Tom Macdonald’s look is modeled after the twins from matrix 2. They missed in the t swift politics dissection, the 4 Chan conspiracy posts where people have presented the idea that t swift is a channer.

Alex my favourite chapo guest, it's been too long. Good to hear his voice again. God bless

I actually kind of hate Taylor Swift now I love Forgiato Blow now

how can you grow up learning classical violin and not come to love rap. it’s a genre that rewards freely recontextualizing sounds as opposed to a discipline that punishes you for not positioning your pinky correctly on the ‘frog’ of the bow… ben shapiro, lame? I’m really breaching new territory here

“All you had to do was stay (at this press conference)” (Taylor’s version)

that one lady who had the cringey tweet about wishing there was high school for adults where everyone could be horny with tattoos and into learning at the same time like grad school doesn't exist

Transvestigator logic is pretty similar to Black Hebrew Israelite logic

Finding out that Tom McDonald grew up in Edmonton explains everything.

Enough with the under hour episodes.

Good news, my tests came back and I don't have syphilis, chlamydia, hepatitis or HIV. This really is a time of celebration. No more condomless blowjobs for this guy. 👍

hearing shapiro rap, i had tostop listening i tmade me want to die

Tom McDonald is only a slightly better rapper than Baked Alaska.

I wonder what music Baron listens to

12th and gay

Alex is a top 5 all time chaoo guest. Fight me if you disagree

Felix is 🎯 on Israel and Russia.

Tom Macdonald: WE AMERICANS DONT “HANG” OUR FLAGS. We FLY them from the highest poles we can fabricate, you fucker.

Just in time for my work shift, amazing

Wooo aqua team

Happy Birthday to Nicholas 🎂

Getting pretty ballsy here. Shortest chapo in history

The people miss Cristman. We need his unbridled anger. Anyway, we love the rest of y’all, too

Happy birthday Nicholas, s/o my Aquarius family

It’s my birthday and I’ll first if I want to