790 - Advice for Dark Psychologies feat. Hesse Deni (12/12/23)

Man you guys are so funny together

I love hesse.

Hesse is brilliant. :)

Hesse and Will make the perfect combo. Also speaking of Satoshi Kon, Paprika has a 4K release coming out in a few months that you can look forward to, I think he’d make a fantastic Movie Mindset episode

I usually miss when Felix isn’t on but Hesse and Will are so funny together

1000% the whittling celebrity is Tim Allen

Hearing you two workshop ideas for Movie Mindset season 2 got me so hyped for what you have in store for next year. I say this with not a shred of irony, but listening to the Movie Mindset episodes were literally some of the highlights of the my year, because through them I was encouraged to seek out films I don't think I would have ever caught up with otherwise. Watching some of the films you all covered has been such an enriching experience for me. I am wholly committed to movie mindset now and forever!

Hesse was hilarious. Stavy wouldn't have misunderstood the stuck in a dryer porn scenario to be them actually stuck in a closed dryer, tumbling around like in a spundgebob cartoon 😆

Please do Bogdanovich! So important!

Y'all are over the edge on this one. We fucking love it!!!

Hesse is da besse!

Will and Hesse ❤️❤️

More like Mr. Too Damn Wide

Okay, I'm sure we've all experienced dealing with a person who craves the approval of authority and will sell you down the river just to obtain strokes. Hence the person who is salivating to tell on speed racer.

PATLABOR 2 MENTIONED

It might be the loud talking but Hesse has the voice of an angel and Will has a laugh that could make the Scrooge smile. Phenomenal combination

I really want to see Excalibur on movie mindset

My kids have 100% done the "it's my body I do what I want" thing about baths and brushing their teeth. Not fake folks.

Got a genuine lol from me at the O'Doul's joke

Nice Springsteen needle drop to end!

Just wanted to note that the wheelchair situation in airports is actually a serious problem for disabled people and air travel is already made more difficult by disability so I plead that ppl don’t use them unless they need them

Patlabor 2 / Perfect Blue MM..... mwah!

I have missed Matt, but this has been a nice run of shows.

Hobson's Choice mention!!!!

Skibidi toilet mentioned, killing myself

I agree with folks on here. Any episode that features will and hesse is always gold. It may have been a happy accident, but I'm here for it. I also love that hesse and me both had the same question about someone trapped in a dryer at the same moment. Nice work gents

great ep, stav probably missed his ep because he ate his schedule for the day

My only problem with this episode is that it ever ended. This format should be regulated like a utility and guaranteed available in perpetuity

Don’t know why you didn’t invite Nick Mullen. He also got a special

Pom poko mindset

Matt is irreplaceable, but in the interim I heartily nominate Hesse as the steady third mic. Right?

A Chapo/Patlabor crossover would be a lifetime high-point for me.

has anyone seen the hitch-hiker by Ida Lupino?

The Scrotum of an Art Conservator *He couldn't keep the fluid in the tube... Until... he couldn't get it out* I like Stav fine but there's no way he would have been as funny as Hesse was here. Best of all possible universes for this ep.

A fun Ep, Hesse saved the day! ❤️

I cancelled my seeking derangements sub (no hate i just should really stop listening to podcasts) but after listening to this shit i instantly resubbed. Who was i kidding

I know it’s not TV Mindset, but the original TV version of The Singing Detective is phenomenal – GOAT Michael Gambon performance, very cinematic, so much great/weird stuff going on. Peak Potter. (John Amiel one of those directors who did phenomenal, innovative work on British TV in the 80s and went on to direct absolute dogshit in Hollywood in the 90s. The Core!! See also Mick Jackson – A Very British Coup and Threads for TV, Volcano and The Bodyguard for Hollywood; and Martin Campbell, Edge of Darkness for TV, The Mask of Zorro and Green Lantern for Hollywood.)

Fassbinder would be so goated guys

WE LOVE HESSE

My 5yr-old learns so many new words when Hesse’s on! ❤️

Tim Allen is who immediately came to mind.

hesse, love ya babe

Best guest!

Greenaway mentioned!!

THAT KID IS FUCKED UP FOR 6TH GRADE

Satan’s Brew by Fassbinder.

love Hesse episodes, was just thinking recently after the SD episode about trying to get George Santos on the pod that a full spectrum Santos episode of Chapo would be a great excuse to get the SD crew back on too

Hugs (with permission) to Great Aunt Hesse. Chaste kisses to Ol’ Uncle Will. Funnest episode in two months!

Jim Caviezel the clear favourite for the mystery celeb.

Great ep, hesse so funny

The crying game 😂

Hesse forever.

Hesse is the GOAT guest host

Legendary ep

Fuck corporate rats. American snitch culture.

At 30:46 Will catches himself right before completing the phrase 'the Easter Bussy'

I thought I was the only one who fellates the giver.

Southern Comfort!! For the soundtrack alone! And that final scene at the Cajun hoedown. So good

Thank god no rich fat man. On the other hand, love Hesse

We're living through history. This is the first mention of Skibidi Toilet on Chapo.

tokyo godfathers is my favorite christmas movie

My suggestion for an actress episode is Isabelle Huppert. A 40-year career as a dime, she turns every film she's in into an Isabelle Huppert film.

I'm guessing the unnamed problematic celebrity was Chappelle.

Thanks for referencing "The Swimmer".

Man I'm looking forward to the next Movie Mindset

Ooooh!!! Sons of athenry plz!!!

I miss matt :(

Hesse is always my favourite guest host

This was actually funnier than the advice column episodes with Stav. Hesse made me laugh out loud multiple times 💅

Stav outed as Zionist co-conspirator; guilty of the worse offense of “fake friend” “got fake people showin' fake love to me Straight up to my face, straight up to my face” - Drake

Hesse is always a delight. Great episode.

Love how they just rattle off three dozen movies nobody has ever heard of

Hesse is vastly superior to any guest.

I saw the fat rascal was on pardon my take today. That cuts deep

Stavros couldn’t find a microphone strong enough to carry his fat voice

More Hesse please! ❤️

Secret Hesse episode AND two more episodes of Hell of Presidents (From Eisenhower to Carter)? All on the same day? The content gods smile down upon us and work their magicks through their earthly representative, Mr. Wade! (Sorry to hear about the cancellation, but you all still manage to come through. Bravo)

Perfect Blue would be great

I think you are right about the motorcycle gang, just wrong about which one: I'm pretty sure these kids were raised by Peckerwoods

This episode is really, really fun. Haven't laughed this hard at a chapo in a minute. Not cause the quality has dropped.or.anything this is just a really funny episode.

Stavros couldn't make it today because the Ole Country Buffet got restocked

fuck stav

I feel duty bound to inform Will and Hesse that a life-size Vincent Price figure in costume from The Masque of the Red Death is on auction right now at Bonhams. Apparently made by an FX artist named “Rubber Larry.” I am not making this up.

my laugh quotient (4x per day) was met within the first 10 minutes of this episode

Fassbinder whips — watch merchant of four seasons for an all time miserable wretch husband

Deeply offended as a Polak, It only took me 5 seconds.

Will go on Shuffle Up and Play

Oshii movie ep yes please!

Love Hesse Boo Stav

PLEASE do Pat Labor (1 & 2)

If you’re doing Pennies from Heaven and the Singing Detective do Edge of Darkness (has the nurse from singing detective, she was hot)

Love Hesse! I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Stavvy: *unloads a clip into will* .... Stavvy: "who killed Chapo....?"

the mom's just trying to burn as much cash to shrink her vile son's inheritance, I mean PornHub is free, come the fuck on. That's my take and I'm sticking to it

Gold

“Mainstreaming” is another term for the inclusion of disabled students in a regular Ed classroom, rather than a separate classroom. If I had to guess that 6th grader has an IEP and likes to talk about extreme shit to freak people out but that’s it. Nothing burger.

Protect Hesse at all costs

We love Hesse

semi-ironically believe there is a Big Incest conspiracy that is trying to push out and normalize incest. the explosion of step family porn is the spearhead of this effort.

Laughed so damn much during this ep. It all worked out

32:31-35:43 Based on my experiences with hippy couples, I don't think that this letter was fake. I absolutely know people who started teaching their toddlers about body autonomy, and these are just the type of people to have their future home-schooled kids playing outside in the mud. This story checks out, unfortunately.

Is “Hobson’s Choice” an expression Americans use? It’s a great movie BTW

Hesse >>>>>> Stav anyway

PATLABOR 2

the new special is shite anyway.

I'm dying from the art sex guy

Sharing Hesse’s shock and confusion about stepmom in the dryer

Fucking hilarious and a nice diversion from the seriousness of Israel/Gaza talk lately. not a complaint; I love the normal content too but this was nice and light. It was nice to hear Will laugh so hard after the last few months of hard shit.

Easter Bussy

“My husband is dead. I don’t want to remarry. I only want to jack off to my four premium cable subscriptions”

Love to hear Hesse, her laugh makes me laugh!

Rumor is Barstool sweetened the deal with baclava. Why even try?

Hesse not knowing the step-mom stuck in the dryer bit is so funny to me in 2023

So Stav ditched Chapo for Barstool Sports?

Spit take on "shake n bake meth and an Ani Difranco record" f man

epHesseode

as if the episode with the intended guest would have been any more interesting

The way I SCREAMED when you announced, it’s Hesse!!!! 😍👏😍👏😍

This episode actually whips tho

Iffy about Italians being allowed on the show but I'll allow it

Movie mindset episode idea: all that heaven allows (sirk), Ali fear eats the soul (fassbinder), far from heaven (Todd Haynes). The second 2 are loose remakes of the first one and are all about love deemed inappropriate and immoral by the people around them. The meta-text being that rock Hudson was in the closet, fassbinder was a sinister bi-sexual who was banging the lead of his film, and Dennis quaid played a closeted gay man in the third.

Mr. Bigshot too high and mighty to discuss his grandfather's exotic birds, I see.

Matt thought you were too old to pick on.

I'm a Hesse hussie

Who doesn’t love a Hesse episode

Hesse Heads we’re winning

Hell no dude

God. I'm such a weab pos... NO. Those are great movies. I am cultured. I am normal.

Hesse on Chapo! Yeah!

if you do Fassbinder I am begging you to include Chinese Roulette!

Get Nick Mullen on you nerds! C’mon now.

Stav is saturating the airwaves enough as it is, not disappointed at all. This was great. “Mainstream” is the term in education for putting special ed students in general education classes. Think that went over their heads.

Should've called mulldog

you are now about to witness the strength... of queer knowledge

This was an amazing episode. Adore Hesse and your dynamic is so good

Anyone hear any updates on Matt?

Ironic, given that any room with Stav in it is an actual tight spot

Felix has an onlyfans with all proceeds going to Hamas. MASHALLA!

you got one Tom Myers appearance already, a lot of other podcasts would be grateful

I feel like saying fellate the giver would get that kid shunted into alternate school

We love Hesse dont we folks

Parent one sounds legit to me. Y'all are parents? Kids do get messy playing outside; not everyone parents by iPad.

Hesse is way better than Stav anyways so... 🤷‍♂️

Hesse is on fire in this I love her

That first question reminds me of when I worked at a telecom company and an old lady called in asking why her bill was in the quadruple digits. Someone had been ordering multiple porns on demand on a daily basis. She said it couldn't be true, because only her and her grandson lived there. The on demand orders were evenly split with half being softcore lesbian stuff. The other half was movies with titles like "Barely Alive Grannies 2." That is a 100% real title. I always wonder how that situation turned out.

Stav turned out to be a real shit head. He has essentially disavowed cumtown and thinks he's George Carlin now for doing forty minutes of crowd work every show.

Stav’s punishment should be doing that classic English tradition where people run down a hill after a roll of cheese. He probably wouldn’t even view it as a punishment if he can get some cheese out of it

Hesse heads are FEASTING

Stav and Hasan tried recreating the famous Greek vs Turk banter video. However, things got a bit heated and Stav is now recovering from tanking a Ki blast that destroyed half of downtown LA, hence why he had to cancel.

I commented on the last episode that I was 1 hour into Amber's audiobook. I listened the rest and I recommend it even more. You'll appreciate Amber if you pigs didn't before. I learned a lot and it's got me noticing things about current protests. But it's also funny and endearing.

Hesse is everything ily girl

well last minute cancellation, that sucks.

“Too big” for chapo very literal for stav

Jacques pod when

Stav ditches. Felix is pitching Push/Pull to the 23rd streaming service. Probably Freevee. Is our big Midwestern son the glue of this show?

My snout descends..

Should have known to not rely on portly, Greek gentlemen.

sad to be missing what was likely to be another stav x chapo classic, but hesse is the 🐐 and i will never(!) wish her presence away

Quadruple deck fuckin’ burgers

hesse!!! 💓💓💓💓💓

A cupcake AND a candy bar

Whatever dude this shit’s boring

Hesse is hilarious!

I’m always available as a last minute replacement. Can’t promise I’ll be good.

Hell yeah Hesse. Still thinking about “smoking on that shit that made the pictures small” like every day.

Hesse stans 📈

W

Hesse casts are GOATed

Queen Hesse

hesse!!

Probably slop

Hesse u are queen

Hesse thee doll

hesse undefeated goddess of podcasting amber could never

Stav has gotten too big.

Post maxi

First, also yesss Hesse lfg