785 - Tank Girls feat. Brace Belden (11/27/23)
TrueAnon’s Brace Belden returns to the show as the crew continues discussing the war in Palestine. We look at Israel’s military shortcomings, the IDF’s penile obsession, the domestic propaganda war, and some measures Biden could take we might actually support. We also touch on Gavin Newsom’s vetoing of an anti-Caste based discrimination law, and a Ron DeSantis aide who apparently willed himself to death.
Catch Will at the New Bedford Whaling Museum’s 2024 Moby-Dick Marathon: https://www.whalingmuseum.org/program/moby-dick-marathon-2024/
And keep an eye on TrueAnon’s feed for an upcoming announcement that will “end politics as we know it”.
Comments (179)
5th child died of the flu whilst I was gooning
Will is like DeNiro, Brace is like Pesci, and Felix is like Kojima. Classic trio
An LOL episode for sure.
Nice ep funny guest
Felix, lookup former MMA fight Aaron Brink's Intervention episode. I believe he invented gooning.
Kamala Harris’ mom died like 15 years ago. I don’t think she was lobbying for anything recently.
Jack Off Smash Mouth
What's the settler interview they reference?
https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/the-extreme-ambitions-of-west-bank-settlers
Very much related to the consent manufacturing/obvious PR failures, have y'all seen the Fuck Jerry Instagram account? In the middle of them posting "relatable memes" they've been dropping the most dogshit and fake, "we went undercover at a pro-Palestine march and found all these open anti-Semites," videos and 'memes.' Disordered thinking in the propaganda reaction machine.
the last time fuckjerry made a good post was in the last like century
Anyone got a link to the tank girls video?
Unsquashing the Rapaport/Chapo beef is big news.
Mad Lad Bauhaus!! Chavvy Church Mouse 🐁
Camel 🐪 wides is fine, I give it to the kids before baseball and soccer practice. You wouldn't believe the lung capacity these guys have!
I'd drop 20 mil too Brace
This is a Trueanon length episode
Not Yo’ Girl Boss
Tech Bro Girl Boss
Skank Ho Snatch Sauce
Doesn't get any better than the two faves
I hope that Matt has it within him to chime in on the Thursday episode regarding the demise of Kissinger.
Who the hell did Felix have thanksgiving with? His brother and sister have been on the show and they're delightful. From what I've heard he gets along well with the rest of his family too. It's like a wife guy telling a joke about "the old ball and chain"
I guess he could of been referring to an annoying uncle, cousin, or some other guest outside his immediate family
“Must have been a big wife”
God I love when Racial Jake is on
Coming straight for me in the first 10 minutes, rude
Im like Brace now. Just a no vote commie. Haha
Kamala Harris' mother using force ghost powers to lobby Newsom from beyond the grave?
Fapo’s Crap Douse - duh
Fat Ho’s Frat Blouse Patty O’BlackSpouse Crappy Old Albatross "Sí se puede Floss Latino!
Would be super dope if sometime in the future you guys could do a rundown on heather cox Richardson and her cohort of Facebook dem bootlickers
Shlomo Klompas
was already 🔥🔥🔥 and then brace pulls up from 30 twice with the clinton and hitman heat. Incredible. Great ep.
I slipped up this Thanksgiving and lectured my uncle about why the sports team called "Redskins" was probably racist. Not a popular opinion.
If they just changed their mascot to a potato it would be fine but no... (come to think of it that could be where the potato got its name too)
Who is the annoying woman Felix referenced? Sarah Silverman?
I'm kinda disappointed that the halal cart that Seldowitz was recorded berating wasn't the Mossad Halal Cart on 40th and Broadway.
*me being a sweet little lady listening to the 10 minute intro of just guys being dudes* i miss Liz...
The point will is making at 1:04:00 is why I think 4 more years of Biden could push people to the left more than 4 more years of Trump. When Trump bad, liberals say "This is why we need a Democrat in office!" But when Biden bad, I think progressive-leaning people can realize that Democrats are not their saviors and a new path is needed. I don't endorse voting for Biden though so I don't know what that means in terms of finding a better head of state, but I just think it's an interesting conversation.
Blouse rhymes with house... on a side note I think I just might jack off.
urm scroll up Fat Ho’s Frat Blouse Don’t be mad…wait you be you
My screenplay called October Skyriders is already over 400 pages long. The first three acts are mainly descriptions of Tiktok fedayeen videos. The whole fourth act is girls in bikinis and tanks with the tone of the gas station scene in Zoolander and then the 5th through 8th acts relies heavily on the wisdom of Thomas Friedman.
Fuck denounceing Hamas. I never paid for a single one of their bullets and no one I voted for has cheered on their crimes. I denounce the dottering old psycho who supposedly represents my interests
Re: hitmen: A local car dealer hired an Israeli and some redneck to kill his mistress. They got caught immediately https://www.cbsnews.com/news/erik-charles-maund-texas-indictment-murder-for-hire-charges/
More brace please
plapped ho craft blouse
Mr. Dik-dik, I mean no disrespect but plapped is not a word… did you mean plopped? Not trying to be an asshole but games are more fun with a few agreed upon rules yes? Also my names are better than anyone
Yea Brace!
TrueAnon branded gongs. I guarantee it.
I'm going to make a clockwork orange machine to force Felix to watch classic Hollywood.
The Belden Program approaches (my memory of COVID is clouded by… COVID, but I think it was promised)
Yes!
I knew an Israeli trotskyist who was introduced to me as an "ex-IDF colonel" and it makes waaay more sense now
Their whole style is CHUMP
Lmao nice callback
i like jacking off
Guy standing up with a ballot in his pocket meme
So MOSSAD is just a buffoonery.gov like our own CIA?
I can’t believe you guys would say that Israel can’t get any good defenders when there’s this person https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyRE-5sR0Af/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
It's so horrific I can't even subject my best friend to it
Spot on Felix. I grew up watching the older movies and I wondered why the women looked like men with wigs on.
Chocha Tingle House
so we’re not stanning empress Cici anymore?
Fred Neulander was the rabbi who hired hitmen btw. Has a Wikipedia entry.
Slappo Smashlouse
Stuart is the cousin of a friend back home. My friend was supposed to be going to his house for Thanksgiving. That did not end up happening…
why is Brace a jerkoff reactionary
Blapo Pap Blouse
“Hyperbad”
I wish I could listen to True Anon. It's interesting, and I like Brace's cohost as well but their patter is so fucking godawful. It's like nails on a chalkboard being interspersed with an otherwise interesting dialogue. Just let the humor or levity come about as a product of the absurdity of the subject. It is so tedious to listen to people trying to be funny.
Try just relaxing and having fun.
was at a pro palestine demonstration held by classmates, in front of campus, in regards to our school’s policies, while a bunch of grown men who don’t even go to our school counterprotested. like. don’t even know how they caught wind of it all LOL. these counter protests are bizarre
This is a weird occurrence in other highly reactionary things too. A good example is anything going on in public schools, the loudest most obnoxious people who comment at the monthly school board meetings don’t have kids or have never had kids in the district. Apparently just living within a school district’s boundaries is enough to rail against mask requirements or whether there should be Halloween parties. Something about “their tax dollars” being used that breaks their brains…? I can’t follow the logic. It’s a busybody disorder.
There is a phenomenon I have noticed, although I'm sure I'm not the only one, whereby some position becomes incontrovertible in public opinion for whatever reason. One of those I've experienced is that the first Borat movie was so funny and clever. I had to walk out halfway through it was so fucking awful. It was "Candid Camera, the Movie" padded out with stupid gross-out humor when it ran out of people credulous enough to fall for Cohen's schstick.
A master at punching down. In a lame and obvious way.
Will conducting another elite riffzone orchestra, BB + Felix trading solos so so fuckin good, ty guys!
ALL-TIME MT RUSHMORE TIER SLOPSHOP
Nice to hear Brace without the ol’ ball and chain every once in a while
Liz is great, I don't know what you're talking about.
What’s the insane part about jerking off ?!
The NB whaling museum is honestly pretty sick.My family lives within walking distance from Will for one weekend only. Act Fast
It's definitely a calendar
Outro song? Put that info in the details you guys always nail it!
I like that Will mentions the wall of hands in Caves of Forgotten Dreams and not the stalactite with a pussy on it
He fears acknowledging female power and influence obvs
Crapo fat mouse
Jacking off on a couch? That's called boarding school lmao
Cigs > sex
The Israeli military is cool because you can get all the way to O-6 without a degree US military requires post-grad after O-3 as an aside, unless the 27 year old captain was in the navy (O-6), it’s not that crazy for an O-3 to be under 30
Just watched the tank girl movie for the first time like 4 or 5 days ago
It's been 30 years or so for me. The main thing I remember was Naomi Watts's character transformation from shy stiff woman to badass hottie.
Kamala Harris's mom could not be the one lobbying Gavin Newsom. She'd make sense because she's a Brahmin, but she can't because she died in 2009. Instead, the lobbyist is … Brahmin Kamala Harris.
I'm finna bust
Sir, we lost a gooner
Plz do a review of the Noa Tishby Israel book. It is INSANE. It's designed for liberal wine moms and is stomach-turningly stupid.
Goon cave of the soul fr fr
The wikipedia says bollywood was founded by a hindu guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dadasaheb_Phalke
Great episode, Brace makes a good fill-in for Matt, esp. on this topic. On a more serious concern with Patreon, I subscribed to Richard Medhurst here, & I guess the 3-letter agencies told them they are not allowed to show nearly ANY of his videos (I got 2 of 5 since subbing.) F---k Patreon, I'll stick with Chapo with them, but going to support Medhurst elsewhere so they don't get their cut, & avoid them in the future. Genocide enablers, whether due to cowardice or whatever.
RIP camel wides
they were so thicc
Mr Trump it’s ear day
Brace is on and there's no cold open?
The Gormand is RIGHT THERE
Felix trying real hard to interject during that whole conversation on jacking off… just own it dude
He's actually trying to bring up about 4000 pages of fan speculation about whether Solid Snake wacks it, but not sure which faction he can afford to piss off
Facts
Scabby Napp Louse
R.
Gram o' Smack Mouse
https://www.armyupress.army.mil/Portals/7/combat-studies-institute/csi-books/we-were-caught-unprepared.pdf
Highly recommend a trip to the New Bedford Whaling Museum if anyone gets the chance. Whale skeletons, porpoise fetuses, whaling ships, horrors of the 19th century, things of that nature
Is there a Melville museum?
🤣 how did Felix not know to smoke marbs or camels in high school?
He is on a special mission from God
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Neulander
Corny to say maybe but when you're thinking about why things 'suddenly' changed on this issue you really don't give yourselves enough credit. I went most of my life only hearing extremely tepid pushback to Israel's conduct at the best of times. It was actually jarring when I first heard chapo address the issue so directly. You guys have been consistently on this issue presenting a sane alternative to our psychotic political system and media. It may just be one factor among many but I'm sure that's had an impact. It certainly did on me.
Clappo Clap House (STD pilled Chapo)
8min and they still talking bout jacking off. Fuck me do I hate when the Hollywood phoney makes an appearance
A viva clump ass is when you run out of tp and have to use paper towels
Israel would be doing a lot better on the PR front if its most charismatic, brilliant, beloved spokesman hadn't mysteriously died in jail 4 years ago
ooooh that took me way too long smh
I just J Oed on a couch this morning! From the river to the sea
"Kill all the Jews! Gas them!" -- Will Menaker, November 27, 2023
14 likes? yikes! are any of you following these people?!!
I live to hear Brace say “Hello.”
Fap-o Trap Mouse
What is Will doing at the Moby-Dick Marathon? Reading a section?
correct, 6:55 PM on Sunday the 7th
53:40 San Antonio mentioned. that’s why Felix is the goat
The Danes are not Dutch, do better Will
Who gives a shit
This isn’t showing up on my RSS feed. Anyone else having this problem?
Same
I remember some Rhodesia guys called it SWAPO Crap Louse once upon a time
Camo Frack Grouse
Anyone know the outro song name/artist? Gotta add it to my whaling mix
Love the New Bedford Whaling Museum!
As a man in my 50s, I jack off on my wife's futon. (The most authentic place to goon.)
some call it the Goon Cocoon
Actually, use the special forces on the ground in isreal to seize control of the nuclear weapons. Isreal is the only country with nuclear weapons who WOULD use them at the slightest provocation
if there's one thing american and israeli intelligence agents love more than anything else, it's murdering swedish diplomats
'IDF's controversial PR move of using the final speech by the german officer in Come And See to explain why killing kids are good'
I just watched this movie. I had to watch "Escape from NY" as a palate cleanser, lest I have that speech on repeat in my head
the most erotic time in history was 1930s Hollywood, when the hottest sex was a man and a woman putting their faces together (looking the same direction) and cooing a little ditty about "pettin' in the park" and rolling their eyes a lot
Very pleased to have my longstanding “there were no hot people until the 1940s” theory validated
getting that jizzrael
Threatening an Egyptian with the Mukhabarat is hilarious cause that our intelligence service (CIA equivalent) and they are mostly loved for their role against Israel. It would have made sense if he threatened him with state security which is the closest thing to a secret police here, but they are not secret at all, they are closer to the FBI than anything.
I'm with Brace on the camel wides.
The satanic forces of CTH, Monster Zero sugars sus Taurine and roommates cheap dab carts are currently sustaining me rn at work. Also, fuck you guys, I’m a tax dodger, I’m from Utah. Keeping up some traditions we do out here. love you all!
I love when my parasocial friends are friends 🥲
If you fuck less than 3 people a week you aren’t “too cool to jack off” like damn we better play this one serious, girls may be listening
You should still jack off even in that case to avoid prostate cancer. I wonder if gooning increases prostate cancer risk.
Camel wides were my shit for awhile
Shout out to DJ Khaled Mashal
does anyone know what article/who Felix is talking about at 1:03:06 😭i want the tea
honestly what else would be the main reason there has been such a shift to Pro-Palestine that’s not social media?
It's got to be mostly social media. Not because of algorithms, but because you can see videos of what Israel does, and you can see their psychotic propaganda that was made for Israeli eyes only.
Somewhat early
Just here to ask if anyone else's episode from the Grey Wolf Feed isn't downloading in their podcast app? I'm using Podcast Addict, and there's no artwork and gives no option to download the episode through the app - you click on it and it goes to an acast page. Not a big problem but just wondering if it's just my phone/app or if anyone else has had that.
not getting it on Antennapod
The magic Long Island couple in Chuck Schumer's head are def pro-Isreal so idk we'll see any movement where it counts any time soon.
I assumed reports the soldiers were simply at the rave partying was just bullshitting, but from this it sounds like it is probably true. The cum core is severely underreported and I think would put a meaningful dent in Israeli support even in the USA. On an unrelated note, I am looking for a squarepace web admin for a very lucrative cum based startup grift to sell to patriot boomers that aren't fully invested in the Dinar and Trump nfts.
this is probably not an original thought but the "what is a child" question has echoes in the conversation which happens in the US around the murders of black kids like Michael Brown in St Louis, somehow he's assumed to not have childlike innocence because he's the wrong colour
The police department that killed Michael Brown was trained by the IDF, for real
time for some beldenomics
Enter the Coindexter
“Camel Wides” oh fondly I remember
God I'm so tired. God damn you capitalism.
Chapo BAP longHouse
just in time to enjoy my newly installed penis implant
GOATED Deus Ex rizz build
They're bringing back the Belden Program
Clap-O Slap Spouse?
Lol
Takbir brother Gretchen
Brace yo self fools!
I see Brace, I praise
awesome sauce