756 - Call Your Mother feat. Adam Friedland (8/8/23)

Comedy gold! Matt: “…I’ve made my peace with the Jews…”. Adam: “Where did you make your peace?…Yalta? One of the best episodes!

Nick singing the TAFS theme song back then is some of the hardest I’ve ever laughed. Thanks for putting that in, Chris.

Matt is a real man of the people I still eat those fried chicken Hungrymans also I am probably dying soon

"We didn't put fucking corn syrup in your pasta sauce" 😂😂😂

“Pearl Harbor? 🤨” gets me every time 😂

WASP is also like Incel, just say white!!

We demand more Adam Friedland!!! Amazing episode!

Adam hoping for the "1000 year streich" smdh

Red River Rebellion numba 1

Literally top 10 chapo eps ever we truly are in a new golden era of slop. Adam just exudes confidence and cleverness throughout the whole episode and every bit lands hard.

You forget Adam can riff if his co-host isn't doing fatalism and everything to squash humor

please don't have adam on anymore. He kills the flow. And is also a bug.

So refreshing to hear someone vape on mic besides Felix

Top 10. Loved Felix falling into a very aggressive Chicago accent over the mics in the beginning

Hot salsa?

I don't think I've ever actually heard Matt sincerely laugh like that until this episode.

Finally nick is back on the show in some capacity

Russo-Japanese War gang represent.

Adam is and always has been one of the best guests. The boys riffing, almost no structure = perfect chapo

Felix is a fake gamer, thought Nintendo made Ace Attorney when it was da god Shu Takumi at Capcom smdh. With faulty thinking like that I doubt he could even win a case against Winston Payne

Felix’s sad memories of when the Hyde Park Pizza Hut hired Chief Kief and King Von

Matt going after Kath about her "lah dee dah" four winged mall childhood, and now biting Felix's head off over his youthing among Hyde Park restaurants ... these are ominous days, my friends.

Who’s this guest? Some kind of professional?

Washing down baked beans with milk is some nightmare shit. Now we know why Matt is always brimming with barely-contained rage

Adam is the Center Left voice of a generation.

You can either mock astrology or you can get laid. Your choice Adam.

Wonderful episode.

i've admittedly been busy and have been slacking for the last few weeks so i took the advice and called my mom. we talked for almost 2 hours. i'm calling her again next week. thanks boys

Zelda is great, don't be baby

Adam brining insane chaotic energy to the pod this week. One of the best episodes ever.

I think we can all agree on one thing: Adam was hilarious, or he was not

I see some comments down on Adam but in this case I think it's actually the chapo boys not picking up on his jiminy glick-esque comedic persona. He was killing me all episode

also shame on Matt Christman for using the WHAT IM A LIBRA defense

The modding community = the dude that sold DS flash carts that fucked up a ton of small developers. I’m glad they sued that dude into oblivion and it’s incredibly funny that he got jail time.

Speaking of loneliness and Taylor Swift: my wife went to one of the Taylor Swift concerts and was showing me videos of the crowds. It legit looked like the Hajj or the Maha Kumbha Mela or something. She also met and talked with strangers for the first time in months - she works from home and we’re in a city where we don’t know anyone - and described the whole thing as a spiritual experience that made her feel better than she had for a long time. Interesting to think about

45:45-45:51 I work in retail, and the P&G Moon Man logo that drew the ire of the Satanic Panic in the 1980's is still on the packaging of Proctor and Gamble products. The difference is that the satanic Moon Man is now featured only on the boxes that the products arrive to the store in, not the consumer packaging; this way, hysterical housewives never see it. Honestly, if the Moon Man isn't evidence of dark esotericism on the part of Proctor and Gamble, then I have no idea why they have taken so much effort to retain it.

I can’t finish this episode. Adam is a terrible guest

The Pizza Hut Book-It challenge was effective. I was just smashing books and pizza constantly back in 3rd grade

I don’t know who this Adam Friedland character is but he had the chapo boys on their heels for most of the episode, very entertaining. It was like they were hanging out with the guy their girlfriend told them not to worry about, it was like they were freshmen hanging with a second year senior who got them too high. Some serious Friday night lights soul searching in the locker room after that one.

I can't, I just, Adam is so annoying. I thought he would get better over time but he stops every joke dead in its tracks and he doesn't shut up it's just, ugh.

This is the best thing you’ve ever done.

Who’s that in the thumbnail photo?

"But you know, Bart, some philosophers believe that nobody is born with a soul - that you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer"

i do not believe for a second that felix weighed 260lbs

Love Adam but nobody believes that he didn’t check his mentions for months during the Matty fallout.

Almost skipped this thinking it was the Adam Friedland Show or the Adam Friedland Show Podcast (which I’m also a Patron for)…

There's photage on youtube of a Japanese community theater production of Fiddler on the Roof, for peak Japanese Jeweebishness

I swear that I also remember there was an episode with Adam Conover talking about the writers strike too, but just looked and see no mention of it. Am I going insane, or am I missing something?

quality qon tent

Come back to cow town

Restaurants are much better. However, some of the old standbys, McDonalds, Burger King, IHOP, and Dennys are worse. Maybe it's just a decline relative to alternatives, but at least in my memory, the burgers at McDonalds and BK once seemed to taste on the good side of OK. I have a hazy recollection that places like IHOP and Dennys once made omelettes from actual eggs rather than the powdered substitute (a pure abomination).

The best midwestern food I ever saw was at a high end combination steak and sushi restaurant in downtown Minneapolis - the highlight of the menu was the pickled herring sushi rolls.

milk not making Felix’s voice froggy, we heard it here first

Adam cooks on every chapo appearance he has.

It’s that kid from the Chris Cuomo interview. Cool

I thought people were just using the word autistic in place of the R word.

Nearly 800 episodes in and we finally hear about Matt's mythical family.

Lotta Matt Christman lore just dropped

Good episode ummm comments

Adam seemed hated but he was still invited. Someone must've cancelled their interview??

"the nicest restaurant in my hometown had indirect lighting and a leather banquette." Hilarious I knew this was pizza hut.

People nowadays call themselves autistic and then look at me weird when I meow at them. Like wtf i thought we were both autistic here???

I haven’t listened in a while, do all of them live in LA now?

The guys misunderstand what eating only bland Midwestern food does to a person. It doesn’t make you bitter. It makes you indifferent to food all together.

I knew a pediatrician who would do surgical circumcisions and justified it by saying it balanced out (billing wise and morally) when he did free psychotherapy for poor kids

Adam the only guest that will hold their feet to the fire😂

"you're a Libra? Why did you move to LA? Thanks Adam nearly crashed my car.

Goat ep 😉

we love Adam!!!

There used to be this guy who parked a van outside the local citibank with signs on it reading "CITIBANK PRIMERICA IS A SCAM"

Idk it seems Incels are just the Social Media Democrats version of 90s Super Predators...

So in 1909 there was this naturalist at the South Pole watching the penguins. The males who couldn't pair up & get laid broke off into a separate group and fucked each other. And also dead penguins. I'm not saying the Incels should do this (with penguins or with each other). But nature does point a finger some time, yoomans can take a cue.

i grew up drinking milk with dinner. i still have milk with dinner. when i get fast food i don't get a drink because i bring it home and have a big glass of milk

BOOK IT. we had it in northern NY which is basically wisconsin.

On the subject of circumcision: it’s never to late to join the winning team, Will

I met Rachel Dolezal at a book festival (obviously to buy her book and get her to sign it) a few months ago and she was actually very nice... she also has her own podcast called Peripheries

My freak vampire name is Slampire because I love to fuuuuuuuck

My name is Dolezal and I would go on The Adam Friedland Show

Adam is fucking annoying

I really like the energy of Matt being mean to Adam. Would love to see more of it.

<3 Brandon Wordell

Nick wrote all Adams lines 100%

does tafs have women on the show? lolllllll

Man wait til the boys learn that modern Curry was invented by the East India Conpany.

Weird reactions from the fellas to Adam's jokes here, usually when Adam is on Felix is away, any reason? Or am I full of bullshit like usual? All these guys are great btw, just wondering.

Gotta unblock my ex just to let him know that ones Mexican dad hiring a prostitute to molest you in middle school is hispanic canon.

I want Adam to gain 200 pound so he can become a real life Jiminy Glick.

Saw someone throw a drink at Gza from wu tang a few weeks back. Is it like a tiktok trend or something

Love when there’s good eps and guests near my birthday cus it’s the first place I go digging in the archives..it’s a Leo thing

Why are the vibes so fucked up on this episode? Adam is handing them bit after bit and the boys are treating him like the friend they didn't invite.

I got sued by two Squirtles last week behind the laundromat, man. It sucked.

Yes! Mandatory service industry service is something I've talked about for years as a veteran of restaurant work.

Matt family lore. Very good

You need to discuss "the mommy-daughter" next time our boy comes back

Matt’s “WHAT?!” at The Weeknd being called an incel is an all-timer

Brussels sprouts tasted like shit until like 15 years ago when they bred the stinky/bitter parts out

Man, Adam must make $1,000,000 every time someone tells him to shut the fuck up because he is the hardest working person I know at achieving that reaction. 🤣

It’s nice of Chapo to give a platform to an upstart center-left podcaster.

Softball dad here - girls sports parents are reactionary.

We need a shared project for which we can invest and reinvigorate our souls, a Human Instrumentality Project, perhaps.

oof, miss me with the Ace Attorney shade

Awesome riffs this episode

Found this meandering and not that entertaining. Maybe I would need to have more of a parasocial relationship with these guys...

Best episode in years.

finally a funny ep

"Salsa is mostly sugar" Will that's ketchup you're thinking of ketchup

This Seinfeld Reboot is too WOKE

Get murder Bryan on to talk toilets

I am a dying child and my last wish is for a Chapo segment dunking on Matty Yglesias

I USED TO KNOW A KING! I USED TO KNOW A TITAN!

I'm so glad Chris ended it with the AFS theme but the version where nick scats about going down to the river because its the superior version.

Dudes Rock

“I’ve made peace with the Jews” is the new “Never trust a p*dophile” 😂😂

This next song goes out to a Jewish man who watches ESPN and mocks Asian people on a podcast. AND HE OWNS MY FORESKIN!

Gay Adam? Nice

You should never buy your Gribenes from a Mohel

This was like a bottle episode of a show with references to the entire series. Starting with audio problems, incels, foppish generals, and finishing up with weird Japanese stereotypes.

Finally, another person who also hates baked beans! Instead of baked beans, my former step-mother forced me to eat butterbeans as a kid 🤢

Losing your cock is making it smaller

LETS GO

59:50 Welcome back, Felix

An hour and fifteen. The boys are showing off for company, I see

YOU DONT GET PUSSY? WE NEED TO KILL YOU

i want shorter podcasts with worse audio made by people who are paid more to work less and i'm NOT KIDDING

Adam is really coming into his own, masterfully rattling Matt with the foreskin talk, Felix with the crowder shit and Will with the Madoff accusation. He's really learning to channel that off kilter weaselly dominant energy.

oh boy! what unfunny and racist jibs and jabs will he bless us with this time? 😁🤩 can't wait!

Well done Adam name dropping Freud and Lacan

Donate your precious foreskins to a necro plasty phlesh bank you fkn idiots

My MOS is 11F fry cook

It is a truth universally acknowledged that young men, in sufficient numbers in any society, not getting any p*ssy, will lead to that society’s downfall. Isis, the Mongols, Viking Raids, the list goes on, the first thing they did, the first thing: “let’s get me some p*ssy” Pre social media, the threshold of trouble was much higher because the young men not getting any p*ssy were dispersed and had no way of communicating with one another. Today however they’re online saying: “hey you know what, I’m not getting any, you’re not getting any, he’s not getting any, we should do something about that…let’s upend this this f*cking apple cart! If I’ve gotta pick up a gun and start shooting some motherf*ckers to get my balls wet…then so be it”

Matt, please check out ffrf.org and learn about fucking awesome German Freethinkers of Texas (1845-1860).

This is easily one of the best episodes this year

I love reverb

let’s go

Waking up gay is the best bday present I could've asked for! 💚🪲

All timer ep

Don’t you people sleep?

i cannot imagine adam connover talking to matt or felix

Nice to hear Adam grill them. He should be on more often.

I'm gay!

Matt fix your mic. Chris, have Matt fix his mic. YRRRRRRRRR FNNNNNNEEEEE

It's been a long time since Nick came on.

Felix sounding more aggressive than I've ever heard him saying "I miss you to! >:(" was great

We all love Adam, of course we do but for Chrissakes just get the Mulldawg back on sometime, please?

Never would have thought it possible but Adam sounds even more Jewish than normal in this ep

Give us the bugman

god damnit

7thrd

Wow! Nice to see he isn't too big for the boys these days, unlike Stav, who is too big for the boys but in a different way. He's fat.

Sloppenheimer oink oink (I'm also incredibly gay) help

Big get!

dude awesome

Thirst.