752 - Guy Stuff (7/24/23)

This was such a great one

It’s almost like to end up at Nauru SBF just googled “what’s the smallest country” like a fucking dumbass

Some guy edited the Wikipedia article for dry bones and removed the “alleged”

+1 for the shout out to RWN

OOOOOINK!

the people who comment on these patreon posts are all fucking insane

just heard about the new Nikolaj Coster-Waldau movie, God is a Bullet

movie mindset bonus episode not up yet, no problem, I'll just go have fun with all my real life friends and check back in 10 minutes

There was a good Maintenance Phase episode on Joseph Pilates, he was kinda weird but overall wholesome for a workout guru. He came up with it in an internment camp during WWI and based lots of the moves on cats since they seemed so agile or whatever.

How have you not used the They Indicated Me song? https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SWluu_7npEM&feature=share You're welcome!

🚨WARNING 🚨HAMAS MISSILES FIRED AT A NUKE PLANT MAY DAMAGE YOUR EARDRUMS … AND HURT YOUR SOUL

No Loads Refused Pest threads only

LMFAO i hate to comment about it again but felix’s rxknephew bits get me everytime and this one was even more developed than the last now i’m just gonna associate crowder with “UNC SCREAMIN OUT D’OH LIKE HOMER SIMPSON”

bananas make me tingly too but i power through just like donkey Kong

Bananas foster the people

Deeeeep cut with the Gilgamesh clip

i would jerk off to howard stern interviews with nude scenes on youtube when i was 12 bc I was too scared to open pornhub on safari since i thought my mom would catch me. I didnt have a youtube account so i had to scavenge for non age restricted videos. it was tough

Hey fellas where can i get Hell of Presidents on a CD or something for my mom? Stitcher is going out of existence

I'm embarrassed to say I did catch my 60 year old parents watching the Tate interview. First time they'd even heard of him. I tried to explain to them who Tate was/what he did and gave up when they told me his prosecution was a "Democrat conspiracy"... in Romania... No helping that level of brainworms.

I'm a rare and threaten tropical fruit grower in PHX. The commercial banana variety used widely around the world, Cavendish, is being ravaged by a plant disease. There is a strong possibility of losing the current banana as we know it not because of socialism but rather monoculture. #themoreyouknow

Will says "LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMB" and I'm here for it. I need a Davy Crockett for home defense. Oppenheimer is the new literally me guy, and I encourage guys to get together, hang out, and create nuclear devices in their garage for bonding and mental health reasons.

What a delicious morsel of content in my trough. Thank you Mr. Chapo.

What was the guitar song at 39 minutes?

Bananas are “eh” on their own but absolutely necessary to smoothies, as well as a great topping for pancakes, waffles, crepes, etc.

Get Meatball Ron to wear a toga!!

Are they saying JSON movies?

the ben wallace joke did not go unappreciated by me will ❤️

barbie

Steven Crowder is proof that the gay potion works

Why care about Trump lawyers? They don't get paid. I like lawyers who get paid.

I'm allergic to bananas and avocados - if we can get rid of the latter too I'm on board

What kind of fucking freaks don’t like bananas?

Ok how about this: Crowder is louder when his dick spits chowder. I think we can work with this

Online libs making fun of the banana discourse are asking “who do they think grows the bananas?” but not asking “who decides how many bananas are grown and for whose consumption?” Remember guys vote blue no matter who

FINALLY I AM VINDICTATED! I knew this day would come. Bananas are really just overrated mush, mid at BEST and are not worth all the trouble for fuck’s sake.

Did they insert the epic of Gilgamesh 2/3rd of the ways in for?!

How are we going to do transgender prank (gone wrong) without bananas?

i could go without bananas easily but you take my coffee and i would become a litteral Contra. I would airhole nuns with a M240 myself if they dare communitize my coffee

“Sauce Mirage” 10/10 episode

Stack banana til the morning come Daylight come an me wan go home Come mr Commie man, tally me banana, Daylight come an me wan go home

So what did you think about Barbie and Oppenheimer

Just checked the Wikipedia page for Dry Bones. The word allegedly is gone from the criticism section.

the "asthmatic 5% nation" line killed me, some real good riffs on this ep haha

55 minute episodes are good you dumb piggies, they don’t need to be longer, shut the fuck up. You probably love 2h40m MCU movies too. Get another hobby and leave the lean Chapo treats alone.

instead of Novis Ordo Seclorum we want No Loads Ordo Refusecum

"It needs an urgent resupply of hard truths..." Never change, Thomas, never change.

The De Palma disrespect, disgusting

well fuck I was ready to defend bananas and then they blindsided me with that plantain shit for cop cars. I got nothing

Phew glad your shows didn't flop Bananas are like the clones in star wars.

Mmmm yumm yumm yummy get that slop in my tummy

The henley is the perfect garment and in the socialist paradise it will be mandatory when in public

Crowder turned down a 50 million dollar contract and followed that up with stories of him abusing his wife and getting a little too busy with the boys talk about a bag fumble smh

Are the chapos not aware of the recent island boys gay Onlyfans content?

Where's Waldau?

Song at 39mins?

@ the bret stevens article fucking imagine thinking ukranians don't center their identity around a sense of victimization lmaoooooo

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Can’t believe we missed out on SBF’s effective altruism silo featuring Jaime Lannister

I agree with Felix. You lift weights to prove a point. When you hit a new PR you say "I think I've made my point" and walk away.

one other notable thing about Nauru is that one of their major sources of income is torturing refugees on behalf of the Australian government, even now that the last person imprisoned there has been moved to mainland Australia they're still going to keep the refugee concentration camp open

I'm sorry, but if you support BANANAS you are a pedophile and a coward and will be executed by firing squad.

Sweet release

Dopamine and serotonin about to pop off

Just ordered some Gros Michels, thanks guys.

Yes, we have absolutely NO bananas, but plenty of dicks to suck. And where's my personal nuclear device, BIDEN???

Pollard sold nuke secrets to apartheid South Africa. Not Russia

I can only imagine Crowder’s growing annoyance and frustration. He was making his rounds through the whole office and not one guy made any effort to suck his cock.

There’s always money in the banana stand

Ran into a guy at a bar. Hands me his card. It’s regarding his movie podcast about film and their relation to psychological operations/manipulation. Listen to his new episode first and who would have guessed it, chapo and true anon are both deep state psy-ops. Also, a lot of shit about demons and how great orthodox Christianity is. It was the goddamnedest thing.

Banana Question, fantastic Royal Trux track

nice epic of gilgamesh insert

These not-quite-an-hour-long episodes (three in a row!) are very triggering to me, make longer slop.

i watched oppenheimer and was cheering for the Bomb. barbie was too scary

you can’t purchase Nauru, it’s Australia’s refugee prison camp hellhole definitely not some Veet planning here

Do you think Rod Dreher would like Crowder's all male bible group?

Is it hard for you guys living in my phone

My favorite part of the episode was when Matt was giving Felix a sloppy blowjob and Will was watching the whole thing masturbating through the window

looking forward to an in-depth Chapo UFO 🛸 take soon

This is the narrative premise of the latest shitty ghost recon title

look critical support for SBF giving the people of Naru a just transition from being a refugee concerntration camp for australia.

Hope we get some ‘X’ content

did Felix just say "Veet from Watchmen" lol

Finally an ep that my wife won't want to listen to.

I'm gay. I like guy stuff. And butt stuff

At this rate, the average mainline Chapo episode is gonna be 9 minutes long by 2025

gang gang

Big sloppa

Gay Stuff

chapo comic cavalcade was one of you top episodes btw

Oh wow just reloaded the page and here it is. My weekly slop

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