750 - Hungwy Man (7/17/23)

mmm hungwy

I think this “water is woke” thing from this dumb bitch and Greg Abbot et, al is maybe something we could lean into…just dehydrate the right wing…😰

They need to get Sirhan Sirhan out of prison to finish the job

Wow the same fucking episode twice in one week what am I paying for exactly?

I'm hungwy for the next pod drop

Why does the cia only kill the good kennedys

Can we please get an early drop today? Having a bad week at work.

Ummmm Cadillac Williams

Lol are the pendejo time boys canvassing for desantis

Mike Duffy is the worst journalist turned senator he did aLOT of the money crimes and he has a funny name. Get him boys

When the back door scalping algorithm buys too large of a percentage of tickets (based on projection) vs humans at launch so you reverse it and tell the artists there was a “glitch”. Classic.

Did Felix take steely dans name in vain

Chapo boys. You have admirably risen to the challenge of watching movies I would never watch in a million years then reporting back on them. I am baffled by this whole Barbie thing but clearly I cannot watch it. So I leave it you guys. Do your duty.

Why isn't this episode on Spotify

So glad the RFK fart party is back on the menu. Yum.

Enjoyed Will's final thoughts everything sucks editorial at the end of the show. Should make it a staple.

I went to an awards show for extras in Chicago in early 2020, as in the middle class SAG members. It started as a joke but people took it very seriously and dressed up and gave speeches. Honestly it was fucking heartwarming. Most of them were in Dick Wolf shows, and the categories were hilarious, Closest to the Main actor, Best Dead Body, etc.

Diaper Charlie's been on the payroll of the Kochs and other octogenarian ghouls his adult life and talks about merit lmao

Charlie Kirk who famously complains about not getting into West Point cuz he claimed that a black person got his spot

Canadian shitheads: Rex Murphy. When he tried to shit on John Dunsworth (Jim Lahey Trailer Park Boys) on CBC saying he was ashamed of when people thought of Canadian comedy they thought of his show. And his resting face is a permasnear you just want tell him to fuck off.

Barbara and Jonathan Kay are an excellent Canadian mother-son shithead duo

Saw Ron Perlman at the grocery store a few months ago wearing a Young Turks hoodie. Also, has the show ever read a Conrad Black article? He’s Canadian and the closest living approximation of a real-life PG Wodehouse character.

If I was on that plane I’d tell them they better CALL TYROOOOONE (Sorry I’m late, I’m forever behind the eight ball this week)

I SWORE I heard Matthew laughing at the Cadillac bit

Might've been one of the shittier episodes in a while.

Chompy Tramp House. The animal shelter for junkyard dogs. We'll lick your face and piss on your furniture. Woof woof woof.

Love to hear how everything sucks and airlines are bad from millionaires on my subway ride back from a 10 hour shift.

If you had told me the phrase ‘abrupt rumpus’ was in this ep I would have bet my life Matt said it.

Charlie may have been thinking of Carnell Lamar "Cadillac" Williams, a football running-back for Auburn University 01-04. Played in the NFL and actually coached Auburn in 2022. He was a star player and very famous in Alabama. And as football is life down here, everyone knows who he is. I WOULD LET HIM FLY MY PLANE

It’s wild how much chapo toes the center left party line on Covid stuff.

I'm farting!

It's not just airlines, you're getting hit up for more money to jump lines at amusement parks for velvet rope service, which creates new incentives to chisel more money out of you as you're trying to stay a step ahead of the poor bastards behind you getting heat stroke. Felix, do a Great America episode.

If you want to get silly at your Canadian live shows, have some fun with right-wing gadfly/ frequent dedendant Kevin J. Johnston. He's kind of a Canadian Laura Loomer?

I’m hungwy for treats man

Charlie Kirk was thinking of Cadillac Williams, 2005 nfl rookie of the year

Ron Perlman is 5'9"

“I’m farting, I’m gay, and my dick is small!” -Doug Deshart

You can second-hand hear about Ron Perlman vaguely threatening to burn down that producer cunt's house and be like "ohh, you actors lol" but hearing him actually say it at the end of the show.... pretty convincing! In the old days you had character actors who were genuine hard guys like Charles Bickford, who at the age of 9 stabbed a motorman who ran over his dog and almost got an attempted murder rap. The late great Lawrence Tierney was one of the last of that type, but I dunno.... if Ron Perlman was jabbing a finger into my sternum and telling me to stop having my dog shit on his lawn, I wouldn't sass him.

TrueAnon was talking about doing a whole airline episode about how fuckin awful the whole industry is

Everything does suck. Can't think of a single thing that doesn't suck. And nothing will ever not suck ever again.

Chris I heard your “Deshart” joke and lol’d for the record 😂

Felix described hearing about Doug Burgum being like being taught a card game - and I feel that!

mmmm hungwy

The "I'm Hungwy" Video Did Not Take Place - Jean Baudrillard

Steely Dan is way better than that shit. Nor does steely Dan sound like whatever that Tim cast band ass shit was.

Lots to be said about the weird new models of "buying stuff" that frequently entails being baited into committing to a subscription model; this has been the shift in software/gaming over the last 20-odd years. And now you can not only buy a grotesquely marked-up treadmill or exercise bike, you're also pressganged into an expensive monthly "plan", without which you don't have access to dozens upon dozens of soy-faced jocks and yelling spin class ladies, and you have to put in your own settings like some Dickensian street urchin. Although I don't doubt in the least that, if they could, these companies would gladly continue to charge an exorbitant amount of money to "own" a piece of exercise equipment, and then brick that equipment if you don't pay a monthly fee. Like that scene in Ubik where the protagonist has to put coins in a meter to use the door to his apartment. At what point is all this going to evaporate and they'll just eliminate all the buying and selling and products and services and just go around stoving people's heads in and taking their money, Blood Meridian style?

I'd go to rebel news to see Canadian shit heads, or just look at Pierre polliver or Justin Trudeau, there's also Doug Ford

There’s a lot of stochastic violence against real, non-lizard, people, I’m fine with Ron Perlman encouraging some against Bob Iger

Christopher Hitchens spent so much energy debating Schmuley Boteach on stage it killed him

Evan Solomon is a terrible Canadian media personality

When I saw the title, I thought this one was going to be about Rod Dreher.

I can confirm MILFs are being trafficked away from theatres. I have seen HUNDREDS of videos of MILFs being abducted by bus. They are later placed and held in dryers. If I see a MILF upset in a supermarket I will tactically and kinetically intervene.

Someone please email them a Rex Murphy article. I ran out of free National Post articles so I can't do it myself.

Chris should always be on mic

Thinking about the 2003 Auburn backfield guest piloting my next flight

distinctly remember a facebook screencap of a conservative speculating that the reason Avatar 2 beat Top Gun Maverick's gross is because Newsom was filling out theaters with illegal immigrants

DON CHERRY

I vividly remember Will calling Truckers the bourgeoisie during their strike. Do you not see the irony in defending Actors as this noble profession?

can't wait to hear will do a reading series about Mathieu Bock-Côté

Is Felix's secret project about vanity movies made by rappers? He's mentioned like 3 in the last 2 weeks

Looking forward to reading whoever the John Cass of Toronto is

He's not a media type at all anymore but Adam Yoshida was a particularly strange bit of grievance politics from the Aughts

Rabbi Biotech?

does anyone remember in which recent ep matt got excited about a potential korn/numetal revival

DeSantis's hungwy thing is like GWBush's "the problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur". Dubya never said it, it's not factual, but the story is completely true anyway.

Non ironic version of cumtown dnc bit

Felix is absolutely right about "weebism for jews" in East Asia. I've lived in Japan for years and a Japanese friend once tried to sell me on a book (in japanese) called "The POwer of the Jews" (Yudaya no Chikara). It was basically a collectoin of anti-semetic tropes about Jews being geniuses with money and secretly controlling the world, only it was sold as a set of life instructions that Japanese should learn from.

re: RFK bioweapon comment, it’s very revealing how all the mainstream media are harrumphing about RFK’s antisemitism but none of them have any problem whatsoever with how wildly sinophobic it is

I've met Anthony Haden Guest when he interviewed my old boss (an artist). He is a real character and Christopher Guest's brother. As an interviewer, though, he was a disaster. The kind who talks more than the subject they're interviewing and already has answers in mind to the questions he's asking.

Wait, Kucinich is RFK Jr's campaign manager? WTAF

When america goes fascists and they do a holocaust on whoever, theyre gonna cover them in shredded cheese and put them in giant microwaves

It’s sugar man

No Matt 🥺

The GOAT of reactionary Canadian pundits is still Ezra Levant. Besides him, basically any columnist from one of the SUN newspapers chosen at random will do.

I am glad Matt is getting time away. I hope miss him though!!

Felix with “Doodoo Deshit” from deep

I got a ticket to see Sound of Freedom for free. I wish I didn't go

Will says they talked about this Doug Bergen guy, but I am right there with Felix. I can't remember anything about this guy. Then Will talked about Borden again and I still can't remember a anything about him except that the article is about how forgettable Bundan is.

Charlie Kirk wishes he could riff off absurd black people names like Nick Mullens Bernie town hall bit

Damn. Pit of despair at the end there. And no Matt to interject with "It's capitalism, baby! The rate of profit will always decline!"

An episode of the Chapo and TrueAnon folks bitching about airlines, together

Holy cow, happy 750!

This slop doesn’t suck tho👉👈

“Abrupt rumpus”

You wake up. Your brothers and sisters are wallowing in mud, fresh from yesterday’s rain. The goats next door are frolicking and bleating, still beaming from welcoming their kids into this idyllic, carefree world. And then you smell it. Your portly belly rumbles in anticipation as a primal joy overcomes you. You roll around in the mud, snorting, grunting. You see a man in overalls emerge from the red house… Farmer Chris pours the slop into the trough

Mmm hungwy for slop

I'm reading a book

Blood

“Ok so the deSantis video is completely fake. But the fact that I thought it was possible really makes you think, doesn’t it”?

Trying to get that sub 2 hour work week 😁

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