748 - Slave Stealers, LLC (7/11/23)
Our review of the feel-good sleeper indie hit of the summer, Astroid Cit- no, it's the new Jim Caviezel-starring anti-trafficking movie “The Sound of Freedom”
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Comments (133)
Miss you Matt
Looking back, one of the best recently. Two marks that were missed. Felix in passing at the very beginning mentioned how Tim Ballard has RFID chipped his kids like modern day dogs. That and also how he is most likely [legally I am saying this in sarcasm] a key member of the CNP, Council For National Policy.
Mira Sorvino was in a miniseries like 20 years ago called Human Trafficking... it all clicks
I hope Mira Sorvino isn’t pilled now
The number Grey Wolf episodes available in my podcast player is limited to only the past year. I don't think I changed anything in the player, but I would prefer to be able to access all episodes as is the case with the other feed
Rethinking my subscription of like 6 years after the Nicole Kidman AMC promo slander. I WILL honk like a goose and clap my little seal flippers with delight each and every time, as is my right as an American. Because here…. They are
Seriously gotta wonder to what degree making the protagonist a "white hat pedophile" was an intentional design decision for selling this as a Qanon movie. Given how much of the Qanon devotees came off 8chan. I imagine a ton of them think of themselves as white hat pedophiles.
If you want to hear about Jim caviezel being a pain to work with you should listen the to Q-anon anonymous pod were they explain Jim Caviezel to Dave Anthony. It's won of the best podcasts episodes of all time
That bit at the end sounded vaguely familiar. Like, Lana Del Raytheon type lore
Guess this is a podcast about shitty movies now.
☝️pedophile
Shat on my self at the stanky swank house
I didn't get 90% of the jokes at the very end but it was nice hearing the boys all wheeze laughing together.
Genuinely curious who they were talking about
Re: The movie being dull, that is the Mormon house style. Anyone else watch anything from Feature Films for Families?
The most-trafficked group of people in and to the U.S. are undocumented economic and climate-refugee migrants aka “illegals” in asshole-speech. The Republicon obsession with “groomers” bla bla is the only way they can possibly feel virtuous, because their entire platform is “more money for rich people, fuck everybody else.”
Yeah also all the trafficked children, often intentionally separated from their parents, are cleaning slaughterhouses in Iowa or making Kia parts in Alabama. Which the political project this movie supports thinks is good, and is actively legalizing,
Was kinda hoping someone would explain the shit at the end. I did not get it
"If you know these jokes you know us personally"
Sounds like the missing part of a revolution is ac
Two years ago, a film crew came to Buffalo to make a movie using all our cool local architecture as a stand-in for NYC, and I was selected to be an extra. After two years, they finally put out a trailer for the finished product, and it looks AWFUL. I barely even want to go see it, because I'm not sure it's worth sitting through this movie to see myself on the big screen. The director of that movie? You guessed it: Alejandro Monteverde. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02S9IcBPefw
Kiddie Flipping On a String
Two podworlds collide -- Chapo meets post-Mormonism. The above link provides everything anyone could want to know about Ballard and his fundraising mill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLJRePfcJtc&t=1025s
It is fun to bust on these movies, but it is also frightening how effective this stuff is as a political propaganda tool. The Qanon founders, Ron and Jim Watkins, very much believed in using a form of warfare psyops for political purposes because they saw an existential battle with socialism that had to be won at any cost. My sister in law used to be a PNW lefty with a collection of crystals to boot. She is now drawn into the Q crowd thanks to anti-vaxxers. She saw this movie and is now reposting stuff about oil barrels full of toddler body parts selling on the black market for $77k a barrel to make adrenachrome.
It's funny that idiot crystal people were latent fascists the entire time. I normally hate to see anyone take that road, but if you had to choose one group of people...
Can't forget about the psycho who stole a baby from Afghanistan and "adopted" her. A VA court voided the adoption, which is almost unheard of, but unfortunately she's still in their custody. Sick freaks https://apnews.com/article/afghanistan-baby-marine-adoption-joshua-mast-295673fb358cf30abd243995cd846c99
Who up decanting they tea smash like
The subtext of ‘we only rescue them after they’ve been abused’ is that the kids are ruined so it doesn’t really count
My gf works on this billionaire's yacht as a gig and her boss bought out an entire theater just to make them watch this, no cap
i’m not a psychic, but the billionaire’s been doing some kid flipping for sure
mans decanting tea now that’s fire
They smile in your face / all the time they want to steal your slaves Slave stealers (Slave stealers!)
Omg I knew you guys were gonna review this one!
Maybe HVAC engineers can bridge the class and cultural divide. They are the thin icy line between you and certain discomfort. They will recalibrate your condenser coils after the Pedophile Cabal puts a unit with too many BTUs and runs improper ducting through your home because you thought you could do it yourself. And, they're union. A true hero. As always, thank you Mr. Chapo for your service.
Really enjoy your movie reviews, we need more movie mind set
the rxknephew bit in here got me - i love seeing him mentioned, true genius
Heaven only knows how many kids these christian people stole out of Vietnam during Operation Babylift.
Or Operation Peter Pan in Cuba, or the evangelical adoption networks in Guatemala that got so rapacious that Mayan campesinos started lynching aid workers just on suspicion of being American adoption agents.
Matt’s been so funny lately
Love a good MITCHELL! Reference
I didn't do nothing guys
“The movie Twitter recommends to you Three Thousand Times a Day” -The Post Millenial
THEY DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS MOVIE it’s like travoltas horrific gotti movie
if you mention any negative opinion of this movie online you will be called a pro-human trafficking pedophile
Finally, QAnon has its own Ghostbusters 2016
Another amazing ep fellas
12 years a slave stealer
Just found out this movie existed: wondered to myself, "is this going to be a Chapo movie night soon"? My boys never disappoint.
huh sounds like these guys are pretty pro human trafficking
Nailed it
The director’s last name monteverde, is also coincidentally one of the best italian restaurants in chicago’s loop. You need a reservation, potentially weeks in advance.
Monteverde academy (FL) has one of the country’s best high school basketball teams
Have you considered dropshipping kids? You can open a storefront in brooklyn next to the guys who sell the dropshipped scooters
Anyone have any book recs on Iran-Contra?
The boys have come along way since the Epstein days huh
if a swiss guy ever says "servus" to you, just shout CAESAR DIED 2000 YEARS AGO GET OVER IT even if you're in public
I worked at a movie theater and the ACs in the auditoriums broke constantly. Funny enough, I actually ran into the inverse of that lady when a (white) guy accused us of being racist for cancelling a showing of Selma because of HVAC issues.
This is like the Kelvin and Keef subplot in The Righteous Gemstones where they're buying out sex stores to keep them from selling smut.
Instant classic episode
On today's Child flippers we have a lovely classic New England beach kid. A little worn down and showing signs of age at nearly 15, but with some updated eyeshadow and nail paint Jim thinks he can get this precious child of god looking good as new. Meanwhile the Sicko brothers have their work cut out for them with Greensboro runaway.
What
Excellent use of “hoopleheads”
Excellent timing for Matt’s rewatching of deadwood.
Ma’am it looks like you have a speck of shit on your upper lip.
The no ac lady poses a great conundrum; bad politics, but excellent tits
As someone with tits I don't know how you can make an accurate assessment unless braless
I highly recommend the QAA podcast episode "Enter the Cavortex" about Jim Caveziel. Pretty sure it's one of their free episodes. You will never say anything positive about Caveziel or his acting abilities ever again. Crazy stuff.
loved him as Jesus
With propaganda like this hitting American theaters I am begging for Matt to do an in-depth miniseries on the history of blood libel
bro my dad called me and told me about this movie while i was listening to this. is my dad qanon??
*Solemnly looks up from clipboard* "I'm afraid it's most likely evangelicalism."
Bill Camp has a long track record of being the only form of life in a movie
Birdman, 12 Years a Slave, Molly's Game, Compliance Dark Waters is good (underrated imo) yet Camp is still the MVP.
Matt coming in with his most contemporary music reference yet with OAR
I hope felix's next weird hyperfixation becomes warhammer 40k, I think thatd be a good podcast arc
It's 2024. Election stuff is getting annoying and boring. Felix needs enrichment and blesses us the listener with a 10 minute diversion about Rogal Dorn.
Thanks Chris
Gay ass
I saw that the critical drinker was promoting this and I knew it’d be shit
I had to have a gander at the comment section of his “I recommend” video. Goddamn hilarious.
"I smell something stinky, and I think it's shit!"
Love when my Employee Appreciation Day event from my boss is a ticket to a child trafficking movie
"Evil MILFs" Sounds like someone's soft-launching a pitch deck for the next Chapo movie!
UK: daily tea 🫖, Black Twitter: spill the tea ☕️, Chapo: decanting the tea 🍵 Eliza Blue was extraordinarily transparent.
This sounds like the ultimate-in we hate movies parlance-uncles in the audience movie
My increasingly conservative/Qanon friend just asked me to see this with her and I don’t know how to get out of it without letting on that I am very familiar with OUR 😭
I feel your pain. Had a really close friend go through the same bizarre transition recently. Couldn't deal with it anymore after a couple years. Save yourself the time and headache and cut the cord now.
America’s most famous Romansh = Gore Vidal
who got the jokes?
I laughed but mainly because grand forks, nd is a funny place
[Rick Ross voice] Bad Dad Contest, you in first place
It's cool how "preventing child sex trafficking" is the perfect cover story for purchasing children for the purposes of sex trafficking
So glad that you guys covered this. I thought WillyGetSilly was losing his mind, also, he's gay, respectfully.
The ticket buying stuff sounds like the Scientologists who tried pushing free Battlefield Earth tickets to me and my then-girlfriend, except there's like 20,000 Scientologists, half of whom are in Hollywood or Clearwater, while there are like 50,000,000 MAGA diehards.
My mom grew up in Clearwater and it was always strange to go back there with her, she would reminisce about her town before a cult bought everything
The most cursed intro of all time.
This episode is too late and I already did the dishes. Now I'm going to have to eat a lot of food real quick so I can wash more dishes.
If there's anything I hate more than a Mormon missionary is two Mormon missionaries.
I genuinely hope Felix is doing a bit where he is doing increasingly noisy things on mic to fuck with everyone who always complains about him vaping
20 years ago I was a low level theater manager. Good to know the customers haven't changed at all. Worthless hogs, all of them
Any particular hogs stand out in your memory? Just curious as to what kind of stinking beasts you had to deal with.
The whole penis mutilation segment was easier to listen to than the first 30 seconds
That intro from Christopher Nolan’s unreleased The Batman: The Sound of Freedom was 🔥
This is such a “we’re so fucking back” episode of chapo im soyfacing and I only got through the intro.
So this is not a movie mindset ep, to be clear
… Like, no @zerosuitcamus?
“New Zealish” lol
My my my my, Mitchell. Mitchell!
I didn’t get this reference. Can you explain?
MR CHAPO, YOU ARE LATE. I SHALL NOT. HAVE IT
YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR. CHAPO.
My Mormon parents won't shut up about this movie. Also Tim Ballard coached my brothers basketball team. He sucks haha
Slurp slop
Asteroid City is a movie about getting pussy during quarantine
The Sound of Freedom? more like The Sound of Slop Hitting My Trough!!! (because I'm a little piggy yum yum)
Gotta love the Fundamentalist Q Anon-verse creating a parallel Hollywood that will end up being prosecuted for child abuse on an accelerated schedule
Flipping children for fun and profit. Get in on the ground floor now 😂🤣😂🤣
I hope that this episode doesn't piss me off so bad on the airplane that I start saving all the kids on the plane
So glad you guys covered this. I thought i was losing my mind getting ads for a Utah-mormon funded Qanon movie and no one was talking about it. Also, I’m gay.
Heard about this movie this morning and I went “this is Chapo movie mindset” written all over it, and lo and behold.
You couldnt make me watch Asteroid City if you put a fucking gun to my head
it's really good, tho
You merely just dipped a toe in the soda, I lived among the soda drinkers, learning their ways. I am Dances with Cola.
Omg my last hour of work can now be enjoyable, thank you my loves
Jim caviezel was so q pilled Steve bannon had to change the subject lol
I was praying you’d do one for this!
Praise Him
BREAKING NEWS: I’m gay
This is neither breaking nor news
Thank you!!
boing!
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