742 - Sluts For Rudy (6/20/23)

This episode filtered out the most obnoxious RFK Jr fans, and I’m fine with that.

Yeah, I think I'm out. Chapo has been rather pathetic post the primaries and pretty reactionary. What a pity. Well, it was good while it lasted. Will miss movie mindset. Oh well, tant pis.

I’m waiting for the get swole w Felix series- improve your deads in 30 days and curl refrigerators.

the bee hive is for Beyoncé , c’mon man it’s in the name

Ron Discariot

Going full throated R-slur to smack down a hopeless primary challenger, then a stream of self-righteous, humorless bitching about how some marginal political faction is dumb, in an age of full-spectrum wall-to-wall idiocy in all facets of political life. New standard for lazy filth, fellas, congrats.

how the fuck did google auto complete this when I said, average age. . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZCPrnmI4d4

winstons weren't so bad once you realized unfiltered double wide pall malls existed

As a slut, I fully support Rudy

Chet Hanks and Adam Friedland linked up, need it or keep it?

in the early ‘00s in North Carolina Winstons were like a $1.45 per pack

classic matt rant from 30:00 (ish) to 32:20

dirigible

Felix kitboga fan?????????

Pweease sign My wape contwact

Felix sub confirmed

the fake death conspiracy theory is fun and attractive but it fails occams razor hard and fast. you're telling me that 5 guy coincidentally had a need to vanish at the same time for financial and legal reasons and decided to go at it in a hugely high profile slapstick accident instead of just like getting pretend lost at sea on a yacht and get picked up by a wetwork team and reported missing later in like the trade press? you have to remember that we live in the same timeline where the Nissan CEO hired ex navy seals to smuggle him out of Japan in a suitcase into Jordan so he could skip corruption charges. rich guys don't need a DIY submarine to vanish

Good episode overall. Felix needs to do some more tv series episodes. Curious to hear his opinion on Succession and White Lotus.

My favorite moment from watching that american guy who scams the indian scammers: One time he had this scammer on the phone for 9 hours pretending to be an old lady. The guy is being an absolute scumbag for 9 hours trying to scam an old lady out of her life savings. He's able to get control of the scammers computer and threatens to delete all of his files. The scammer pleads with the guy saying he will kill himself if he does that and the american guy gets really angry and starts yelling at the indian scammer about how he crossed a line. You NEVER joke about suicide.

Rather hang out with John Paul Jones

So marrying his own cousin is no longer incestuous enough for Rudy Giuliani...

Wow now i know why the joan of arc hallucination i had the other day spoke with an indian accent

I was born in a tiki bar in FL

The best bit from the Rudy recordings were when he said he liked getting sucked off by his assistant while he was on the phone with Trump because it made him feel like Bill Clinton.

I can understand Felix being confused by the "tell me what to wear to work" thing but the answer is just to forbid her to wear panties

We need an episode where Felix goes off on “modern day Magellan,” tech-vampire, Bryan Johnson.

Has anyone else thought the titanic richies staged a death to avoid taxes, business problems, do insurance fraud?

"wear your skirt, idiot" came immediately

Do a bonus series with Trillbillies!

Never before has mayoral testimony dared to be so explicit: “Show me your nuts!”

Big pharma cucking hard.

Cool, I got to see Chapo and Ray Davies at the Corona.

Is it outlandish to think that they just paid extra to fake their deaths?

“I made juneteenth a federal holiday, therefore you cant call me racist” -donald trump probably Guys, we have to celebrate juneteenth because it’s the holiday created by none other than donald trump. He invented it.

I was really hoping for “I wanna fart in your pussy” to be one of the Rudy texts, but it’s just a fact of life that you don’t always get what you want.

I thought I hallucinated smoking Winstons in my early twenties but I guess at least two other people done it

Orca bloody revolution, billionaire shitheels dying in off-brand submersibles. Yet no space deaths. You see the problem here!

Maybe this is how it felt during the first or second great awakening

they wanted to play Iron Lung IRL

Is the Grey Wolf Feed not working? Neither this ep nor the latest Movie Mindset have made their way on there yet, at least not in my podcast catcher.

Confessing my workplace sins to the fake priest like I’m Robert Duvall in THX 1138

The dumbest RFK take to me is the Wi-Fi one. What a moron, Christ.

“I don’t want just an easement to your pussy; I want the whole damn title.”—Rudy Giuliani during sex

Protestantism is right-to-work Christianity — you can have your personal relationship with god. Mine is mediated through my union rep, the local priest

The titanic viewer attracted the same rich people who went into space with Jeff Bezos. One or two may be an ocean fanatic but others don't care about the ocean, they are just bored with the part of the world that regular people live on.

I saw RFK, Jr. give a speech back when he was just doing Riverkeepers and before he went all in as an anti-vaxxer (and before he got spasmodic dysphonia). He was great. At that time, there wasn't anyone in Democratic politics who was a better communicator about the environment. But he wouldn't run for office in NY because of his relationship with the Cuomo family and because he had to plead guilty to drug charges after being addicted to smack in college (he was even shortlisted to head the EPA under Obama, but was too risky due to his past drug problems and the anti-vaxxer views had started emerging by then). His deep dive into the anti-vaxxer world is really shocking and disturbing. It was like how Mark Crispin Miller went from a brilliant media critic and commentator to pretty much jumping whole hog onto every conspiracy theory from Sandy Hook to 9/11 and anti-vaxxer.

Being a fisher of men sounds rother sus

sick of these Kathleen birthdays ruining all the shows

B WOOTEEZ SLUT!

"An ocean death would be great actually, it's just like going back in your moms uterus"

cant bust until both our siggies are on the dotted line

I will be seeking legal action against the podcast for the Rudy bit because my dick so hard it literally exploded.

Seriously, fellas? Rudy is clearly asking for anal and no ‘It’s Guiliani time!’ reference? Bad form. Bad form.

You know you guys slip into the Hilary Clinton impression when you try to do a Ron Desantis impression. Coincidence??

This digital collections idea actually has some great potential, would love an ultimate Rod Dreher collection

Instead of the titanic they found the alien in the ocean like that x files ep

I can't believe Felix would do Hexbear erasure.

I’m all for universal democracy, but any who sees RFK jr as a proto leftist or progressive should lose their right to vote

awesome sauce 🤗

Wills uncomfortable laugh when Felix was looking for “context” for Rudy’s clear pedo/incest fantasies

Felix was a regular r/MGTOW lurker

"how many shipwrecks are still catching bodies" lmao

There’s a new Chapo Trap House webinar on the internet

Vancouver ?

Noooo don't apologize to the piggies 🐖

Glad you had Juneteenth off

“I mean, yeah, probably half our aunts and generals were autistic.” Indeed.

"You can bet your Ingersoll?"

Winston's are the worst cigarettes frfr

The Idol is such a weird overly-sexual show. Sorta wreaks of Rape Fantasy.

Damn, Friday show is up early!

Y’all I’m at the psychedelic conference in Denver where governor rick perry is providing an opening address tomorrow morning

i know it's not your fault but the RSS not updating for hours is pain

Poppy ❤️

I was kind of struck by the contrast of a migrant ship sinking off the coast of Greece versus this Titanic expedition. On one side there are several hundred people who were fleeing terrible conditions for a better life, who were basically allowed to drown while the Greek Coast Guard stood by. On the other side, we are probably spending tens of million dollars to try to save the lives of a handful of rich guys who risked their lives for a deep sea pleasure adventure. Story of the times.

I endorse this episode

Matt just bleakly saying “Rudy is Gorean”

Top Tier Slop

There’s a higher chance of Ron being the hidden Imam than getting elected

Surprised there wasn’t a Cormac RIP or tribute

Just watched the This Is Us with Sylvester Stallone, highly recommend

Felix is an elitist. lol. I don’t think Matt and Will are though.

felix TAUNTING us job havers in the very first minute

It would be so fucking funny if they killed RFK Jr.

Who knew Felix's hottest take would be suggesting a Ron Desantis children's cartoon that depicts Mohamad

fish food slop supper 😍

it’s so cool rudy flirts like akon did in the song sexy bitch

Explosive Decompression = SLOP

Google: Rapid Decompression and Dolphin

Can one of the collections be all of the Inebriated Past episodes?

Always love me some Felix lore.

Scorsese on movie mindset when

Danforth Music Hall! Taste of the D!

Wooo!! Thanks in advance boys for making the trip up north!!

Stop talking about Rudy’s dick while I’m trying to eat dinner!!!

“How many other shipwrecks are still catching bodies”

THE TROUGH IS FULL ONCE AGAIN

🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

time for my imploded submariner slop

Sloppy time

can’t believe they recorded after news for a change

Needed this

Montreal fuck yah! Daddy Legault will be proud

SLOP for the SLOP BOSS !

i just happened to get home as this was uploaded but i'm going to wait a few hours to listen because i don't want to look desperate for slop

Praise be for the slop 🙏🙏🙏

come to vancouver you cowards

SLOP