722 - Night At The Museum 2: Battle for Camp Gettintop (4/10/23)
New details about Clarence Thomas’ billionaire benefactor Harlan Crow keep coming to light, forcing us to contemplate new questions like: What do Lenin, Mao and Hagrid’s Hut have in common? And, do Hitler’s napkins force us to confront the evil in the hearts of men? We contemplate this plus: DeSantis flails, Kanye’s school has no stairs, and the Dalai Lama sucks tongue. All this and more on today’s ep.
Should be a few tickets left for the late show of our screening of John Carpenter’s “In The Mouth of Madness” at the Roxy Cinema on April 27th, come thru. Will and Hesse will be speaking at both screenings: https://www.roxycinemanewyork.com/screenings/chapo-trap-house-movie-mindset-presents-in-the-mouth-of-madness-35mm/
Comments (94)
As a Hindu woman, I can shoot a fireball.
Jeff Goldblum wasn't Moses in Prince of Egypt you philistine!!!!
Matt is correct that any dad or granddad would have a nazi memorabilia collection if they could. After I became a dad I was absolutely possessed to take my wife's grandfather's copies of Mein Kompf and Lunacy Becomes Us. Just to have. I haven't read them and I will pretend like I'm going to read them until the day that I'm old enough to pass them down to the next dad in line. Like hey, check this out. Book. I get it.
The Tibetan diaspora seething at American ignorance of history. Fuck them they’re losers, they should try being Palestinian if they want the respect of Western leftists
Anti gay, pro Pinochet cult leader tries to molest a boy in public... Yes it was left wing racism that caused this
Free Tibet
It's already free, and it was freed by Tibetan and Chinese peasants, stay mad feudalist :)
Oh my I wonder what that'll do to the lamas comedy career
"Anyone here a squirter?"
Wait do you think rhcp was saying something from the lama way back then tho? Cause that really hit DIFFERENT
The Dalai Lama doesn’t just suck tongues, he’s also a cheapskate when tipping his caddies
The background music is a nice touch! It gave me a great idea! Every other Tuesday, you guys should put out the show in video format with cool trance indie background music and on the video have swirling colorful fractal patterns, some great kaleidoscope patterns and pulsing multicolor geometric shapes. Combine that with an online portal where you sell 'Hog tabs" and give us all a new way to 'connect' 'tune-in' and 'squeeeee' . . . maybe some special backwards-masking to troll the alt-right. . .
oh shit! I had this playing background in a tab on my computer without knowing it!!! OMG! THE UNIVERSE IS SPEAKING!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1fqsxtXUaI
Hasan showed Hitler’s paintings once and they had nearly correct but just slightly fucked up perspective
Thanks for the outro Chris, been on my mind since the story popped up
#actually dragon ball z is based on the travels of a buddhist monk to inda to retrieve the yoga sutras of patanjali
Harlan Crowe is the weird collector in Star Trek episode The Most Toys. Justice Thomas is his Commanded Data. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Toys
No one has asked if the kid liked the Dalai Lama sucking his tongue.
not the llama
Yo libs are going to embrace pedophilia to own the commies over this dalai shit
Imagine the historical artifacts this freak has that even HE knows would be a bridge too far for the parade of kiss assess he entertains on a weekly basis.
Dalai Lama is Nick Cage in that plane scene with the undercover fed in the opening in Face Off.
My WWII vet grandpa died about a month ago and was guarding outside Nuremberg when Hermann Göring killed himself. They had a Nazi flag as a kind of trophy in their basement, which apparently confused their Jewish friends.
That’s the kind of thing I can defend - your grandpa TOOK IT from the Nazis, IN THE WAR. This asshole just bought pieces of evil so he could LARP and feel close to that evil. I wouldn’t be surprised if his copy of Mein Kampf is surrounded by a pile of gold teeth or shoes from Dachau, that’s the vibe I get from his picture
That one Hapsburg who races cars used to do F3 too. Now he’s in some weird division I’ve never heard of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Habsburg_(racing_driver)
you dont know about Le Mans?
milhouse ass racing league 💀 i love felix
This is basically like that businessman in Seinfeld that Kramer tries to sell the mail bag from the Son of Sam to. Only a billionaire freak would want it.
God-tier transition from Harry Potter to Ride of the Valkyries I lost my shit
no joke that one really fucking threw me, 10/10
Actually Goku is Son Wukong. So he is legitimately a Taoist convert to Chinese Buddhism...
Banger ep this week. Love the sekiro lore dump
Wasn't the Hitler art literally a plotline of corrupt, rich whites on JUSTIFIED?
great episode... let Matt rant more
So professorial with the rants ... An American classic !!!!
Goku is canonically Guatemalan
Alan Partridge would love making it into that museum.
Rich dudes buying Nazi shit is like poor guys buying ninja shit at the mall.
Except the latter is cooler and more useful
That Matt Walsh bit is amazing. All I can say is that the blind veneration of the past, particularly the belief that uniqueness through historic contingency is the equivalent of the ultimate good, is one of the more lowkey but pure distillations of reactionary politics. It goes all the way back to Burke, and, I suspect, has always been more meaningful to the vast majority of conservatives than anything in the liberal tradition. It’s the belief that what came from the past deserves automatic veneration- at least until it inconveniences you (then you willfully ignore it, submerging it in what came before and what came after.)
a billionaire family has a vacation home next door to my house. It’s been wild getting to know them. Their now deceased grandfather made their fortune through SF real estate while at the same time that he was the SF real estate commissioner and basically controlled Bay Area politics for decades. The current generation are thick as bricks and have more money than they know what to do with. They literally have a rosemary Kennedy type situation with one of their kids which is pretty amusing. If there is any hope for the world, it is that the billionaire aristocracy are getting significantly dumber than the generation that brought their families to wealth and power, and in another few decades the aristocracy will be so droolingly stupid they should be easy to topple.
There's a real Mandate of Heaven-type dynamic going on
Hagrid Fuck Hut
"They were also notorious for fighting with each other to see who was toughest and for their sexual predation of lay boys. All schoolboys in Lhasa were fair game for these dobdos, and most tried to return from school in groups for protection against them. I knew for some time that I was being pursued and had several close calls. But I was always able to escape until one fateful day when that monk caught me after a gadrugba performance in Lhasa and forcibly took me to his apartment in the monastery. He made me a prisoner, threatening me with beatings if I tried to escape or I refused to cooperate with him sexually. It was distasteful, but he released me after two days. The incident, however, reawakened my ambivalent feelings toward traditional Tibetan society. Once again its cruelty was thrust into my life. I wondered to myself how monasteries could allow such thugs to wear the holy robes of the Lord Buddha. When I talked to other monks and monk officials about the dobdos, they shrugged and said simply that that was just the way things were."-Tashi Tsering
Harlan Crowe is the crustiest billionaire name out right now
I just don’t think there’s much of a story here. Billionaires collect weird shit. Id really like to see the antiracist left be less racist towards Clarence Thomas.
what abt the proracist left
Cushbomb coming in hot!
Their trump/gop analysis sounds pretty spot on. They've learned the wrong lessons from 2016
That dudes for sure a Nazi, you don't have to protect him, you can be a dumbass Nazi and rich people love eugenics
Yeah the boys are sounding like pre 2015 libs who thought Nazis were like comic book characters that didn't exist irl
Top-notch choice of closing music. Got a good guffaw out of me.
Chris with the buzzer beater
Trammel Crow Jr, his “Earth X” foundation/cover, and Old Parkland itself are huge cans of worms
when my parents met my dad lied to my mom and told her he was a formula three driver (she’d never heard of it either), later she told his friends and they died laughing bc my dad is a shit driver. he also pretty much looks like milhouse lol
I would contribute a significant sum of money to get Felix a fade from Brandon the naked barber
naw man indian men can only do mental shit like jedi mind control they can’t do the dragon ball thing bc they’re too horny now
Felix kinda undersells the ethos of the nazis wrt/ art, those guys thought Impressionism was a mental illness
Him and Matt were both practically covering for Harlan here, it was very south park and low brow
yeah I keep an 88mm cannon in my front yard as an eternal reminder of hitler's evil and also the versatility of the 88mm cannon as an anti-aircraft gun, anti-tank weapon and artillery platform. That Dana White quip reminds me of that article about Rob Liefeld. "Yeah, that's Conan the Barbarian's sword. And after Arnold gets in and changes all the laws, it will be the President's sword." Imagine Kanye trying to do Jonestown but he drinks the Kool-Aid first before anyone has even received a cup He starts talking into the mic and just folds like a cheap suit
I’m just so upset at Tiger Woods for appropriating white culture.
I'm upset he only won 50 masters and bagged it this past weekend for his hamstrings ... Sellout !!!
I like that Will pronounces Mario Kart like Mary O'Kart
Will hears Mario say "Mahrio Kart!" every time he starts a game, yet Will still refuses to pronounce it correctly. He's the Jordan Peterson of anti-Italian-American discrimination.
Don't know if you guys listen to normie podcasts too but recently Bert gave Tom a cup from Hitler's tea service as a birthday present on 2 Bears 1 Cave. So I totally buy Matt's take that this is just how every suburban dad would decorate their man cave given the means
I think we're all allowed a few normie podcasts
ehh. schrodinger nazi
do u mean Occam
Centipedes are always KOS.
Donda Academy sounds like if MOVE had a school.
Who the fuck told Felix about the nba. I’m gonna mail you a medal
Love the one Crow brother who was hooked on blow and married a b level actress only to go through a $76 million dollar divorce. Then he died very young BEFORE he could ever get into retro Nazism - those wacky CROWS amirite?
EDIT! They covered it. GOATS
One of Himmler's dreams was to turn the conquered Eastern Europe into a vast resort where SS officers could visit fanciful towns decorated in themes of Teutonic folklore. It's so funny that the American version of that is where some rich Texas asshole brings Supreme Court judges and right-wing pundits to his Harry Potter hobo shack / 50's malt shop / Hitler reliquarium.
Chapo Does The Deep State: Classic Episode Magic.
socialism is when slop for the pigs
Harlan Crowe is to the BlackRock Office what the gay cigar guy was to the Mad Men office, except instead of sexually harassing the Italian one Harlan corners the Italian one and tries to impress him with shitty photos of his Mussolini memorabilia room
Sperg Lee Garner Jr
OK, guys, I'll trade you The Pair of Jeans That Fit Stalin Just Right for a couple Spears of Destiny
"get a new lama"-57:15
It's socialism or clothed-barberism
Opening up with Ramadan whoop whoop!
Yo F3 is still like 170mph or some shit
3rd string
YES!!! MORE!!! FEEED ME!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Come and get it you hogs! 🐷🐷🐷
Everyone here pretending like they wouldn't have an original signed Hitler as a center piece in their own dining area if they could is a liar
Like I'm going to put trite art school drop out trash on my walls? Fuck outta here
I am a piggy whomst enjoy slop
The inscription on the autographed copy of Mein Kampf read "To Harlan. You a real one, look me up when you're in the Fatherland!"
hah
well I'll be damned, seems as if the famed podcasters of chapo trap house have put out another episode
There will come a day where loads are refused. But today is not that day
Great episode