ANNOUNCING: Hell on Earth // Annual Memberships // Hinge Points
Greetings Grey Wolves,
It's a huge day for space-watchers as we are proud to announce three major new projects & updates to the Chapo Trap House Patreon.
The first is HELL ON EARTH, a new history series from Matt and Chris.
HELL ON EARTH: The Thirty Years War & The Violent Birth of Capitalism is a 10-episode miniseries that will launch on Jan. 11, 2023 here on the Chapo Patreon.
The show will tell the story of the Thirty Years War, the cataclysmic outbreak of violence in central Europe that lasted from 1618-1648. It’s the story of the long crisis of the 17th century, the birth of Protestantism and the collapse of Catholic Christendom, and ultimately, the gleaming T-800 Terminator skeleton of Capitalism emerging from the rotting corpse of Feudalism. It’s a story of gnarly violence from a bygone age, of hot death on the battlefield, and cool intrigue in the palaces of Kings and Emperors. But it’s also the story of climate change, financial collapse, moral panics, speculative bubbles, pandemic, crisis in institutional legitimacy, of conspiracy theories driving policy, and an information revolution that changes the way everyday people relate to their political leaders. Sound familiar? This is the birth of modernity.
We're very proud of this show, and for listeners to our Hell of Presidents series, it will follow a similar tone and style. For subscribers who didn't catch that series, it will follow many of the historical threads Matt's been pulling at for years, with the added structure and crisp production of your humble & dedicated producer.
You'll notice we just published a short preview ep of Chris and Matt chatting out the series, check that out for more info. One more time, Hell on Earth launches January 11th, available exclusively here on patreon.com/chapotraphouse.
ANNUAL MEMBERSHIPS
We're also excited to offer a new way to subscribe to the show through Annual Memberships. You will be able to subscribe directly to a full year of the Chapo Patreon for a 7% discount (that's basically one month free). BUT THAT'S NOT ALL: for the next week (11/17 - 11/24), you'll be able to subscribe at an additional ONE TIME ONLY discount of 12%, or $52.80 for a year of Chapo's Patreon. Starting now, and including all the bonus content we're planning, that will work out to less than $0.75 a Patreon ep, and probably less including all the material we hope to get out next year. A great deal, so hop on now. How? Here:
For existing patrons, the following steps will help you switch over your pledge to annual.
Log in, go to your Settings, then click on the "Active Memberships" tab
From your Active Memberships page, scroll down to Chapo Trap House and click Edit next to the pledge you want to change
Select the Annual option on the checkout page
Click the Update button. You’ll be charged upfront for the discounted price
For new patrons, visit our Patreon page, where you’ll have an annual option below your chosen tier’s “Join” button.
HINGE POINTS
Oh shit, here's a surprise: HINGE POINTS is back, starting immediately! As part of the bonus content you can get right now included in a new yearly membership, we're dropping a new 6-episode run of our beloved historical counterfactual series starting today. For the next six Thursdays, Matt and Danny Bessner will be gaming out such questions as "what if the English channel never filled in?" and "what if Napoleon converted to Islam?" and "what if Nixon actually won the 1960 election?" This series includes guests for every episode including fan-favorites Patrick Wyman, Everett Rummage & Noah Kulwin. The first ep should also be up now wherever you get Chapo.
Finally, because that's not enough, here's the amazing Dragon Ball Z animation parody our amazing cartoonist Ben Clarkson put together to intro our Fall Tour shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAeH4JgZd_A&ab_channel=ChapoTrapHouse
Enjoy all your treats,
Chris Wade
Sr. VP of Content,
Large Sons Productions, LLC
Comments (65)
so excited for he'll on earth! heard about it though QAA and joined patreon only for this (but what more might I find?). as a big Queen christina fan and general materialist history fan I'm so excited
This is the last time I ever got a Patreon episode, but I am still paying. WTF ?
Yeah I don't see any content.
they found a way to get double-paid for November 2022
I can't get access to any of the audios since July and I've been paying right along
Is there any material difference between Grey Wolf and Grey Wolf Tax Dodge? (I haven’t looked at the tiers since I first subscribed and I might be overthinking this.)
Buy the annual membership, which has the tax dodge automatically built in, and will grant access to all the upcoming external pids like Hinge Points and Hell on Earth. But if you are paying monthly, there is no difference between the full $5 subscription and the Gray Wolf tax dodge subscription. So do the cheaper one.
Hell yeah easiest 50 bucks I've ever spent
Free Hell of Presidents and TFMS ✊🏻
You guys should get Mike Duncan in on some hinge points or hell on earth bonus content! Matt's interview with him is one of my old favs.
1848, hell yeah man. Magic one.
wait, so do we only get access to hingepoints if we switch to annual?
or does switching to annual just mean we get it all right now
LeCush going hard in the mf paint
SICK
Get ready for 11 months of guest host episodes while the boys futz around LA trying to sell their inevitable screenplay.
*Gasp!* How did you guys know that discount slop is my favorite holiday treat?
Switched to annual, I hope this frontloading of cash props up the SlopCoin Exchange long enough to get the company Gulfstream back out of hock, godspeed boys
🐷🐷🐷 thank you boys
Loved Hingepoints and I'm glad to see it coming back. Also, I'm gay? I-is that what we're doing now? I don't know anymore and my CIA handler refuses to take my calls.
That was an amazing cartoon 😂😂😂
Wish we could get Derek Davidson instead of Mr. Bessner, he's way better
I wouldn't know because I missed or skipped the DD eps mostly. Bessner is cool.
Switched to the annual subscription, though I'm worried that I'll lose out if the ICBMs start landing before the end of the year.
We've got treats sign! *cue MST3k into*
My god, so much slop and I’m such a hungry piggie.
Tag this gainer plz
Goddamnit. Way to lighten my wallet and ensure I won’t do anything productive for the next two months. I’ll be saying yes to this entire grift. Thanks a lot fellas.
How about a show without Matt :)
Absolutely blessed content drop 🙏
We love the DEALS, don’t we?
Thx Chris ❤️
Treats ahoy
Thanks for the treats! You guys are the gift that keeps on giving.
🚨🚨🚨 BONER ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
matt really puttin in the damn numbers
Thank you daddy
Very much looking forward to this and just want to recommend to Matt and Chris and everyone else if they haven't already read it, Grimmelshausen's "Simplicius Simplicissimus" a 17th century German novel (written by a veteran of the war) about a boy who grows up during the war eventually becoming a mercenary. It's sort of a German language Don Quixote or Rabelais' Gargantua and Pantagruel, very funny, quite scatalogical, incredibly dark.
That’s one of the benefits of subscribing: you get great tips like this from other subscribers. Thanks.
why would you make the extra 12% discount only available for the week directly BEFORE payday for most of us regular white collar workers, and during a cost of living crisis no less, no way i'm gonna be able to afford it in time ;_;
Felix needs his Oculus streaming set up TODAY!
Woooo good stuff !
We repping Mobb Deep now?! Good! Tired of the Gucci intro…
Yearly subscriptions? Chapo rug pull imminent
You know we’re going to find out that Chapo is crypto based.
Do you have to be a yearly subscriber for Hinge Points or can monthly subscribers access it as well?
Fuck, the 30 Years War? I've been hoping Radio War Nerd was going to do that one forever. Also, I'm totally gay but I love pussy and not dick.
RWN Episode 121 covered the Thirty Years War and if I remember correctly it was a great one
That intro was great, thanks for the updates!
Far to much conjecture for any coherence, and completely glazes over the ethno-linguistic factors going on. Also I’m gay.
🐷 yummy!!
Oink oink, Mr. Wade. Thank you for filling my trough.
My trough overfloweth
Glad I can do my part boosting the numbers for the upcoming quarterly shareholders report, by subscribing annually.
Looking forward to Hinge Points. Would love a bit of a mashup, what if Nixon won in 1960, and also joined the Nation of Islam?
Given their mutual dedication to antisemitism, I could see this as a real possibility.
Love it
I need a poster of this.
We want slop we want slop
Hell yeah
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The intro was so great thank you for making it available!
Hell yeah dude
i'm gay and my dad's dead
Very sorry for your loss.
