644 - Hunter Gatherer (7/11/22)
The boys mourn the loss of former Japanese PM Shinzo Abe and reflect on his life and career and speculate as to why someone smoked his ass with a 2-liter Pepsi and pack of Mentos. They then discuss Elon "Mr. Too Damn Follow Through" Musk's backing out of buying Twitter, Hunter Biden's latest antics, and President Brandon's cratering approval rating.
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Tapping in, thinking of Luigi
this one slays
Reliving the glory of hunter eps,
This podcast fell off
I swear half these pods cut out 3/4 in.
you have to use a separate application to play the file. if you listen to more than like 2 pods it instantly becomes worth while to use a dedicated podcast rss application it's kind of annoying that I have to say that patreon should be left off the hook for having a audio player that can't handle more than 30-40m of playing but they're putting together a real kitchen sink of a product and they don't have VC fuck you money
Can't wait for Verhoeven and Blomkamp to collab on a Musk family saga. If those movies about Dubya, Zuckerberg, and Cheney needed to be made, surely this could get a dump truck convoy of cash and star power.
Hey Windows 10 is pretty good. It's probably on Vista, 8, or ME.
Man how many more years do I gotta hear “when oil companies start making EVs” it’s been like 7 years already. It took the last 2 whole years for GM to figure out why their Bolt exploded every time you plugged it in and Ford just recalled all Mach-Es because they overheat and short circuit while driving. No other brand is even planning to make an EV this decade.
I've never heard that in my life
Goof in Canadian slang is a pedophile
Run the super volcano below Yellowstone as Kamala’s VP that big boy could really change electoral maps in an instant
I literally searched “is Gavin gruesome married”
Is that Ali Farka Touré w/Ry Cooder at the end? Nicely done, Chris.
I think Gavin is more angling for president of the future union of the free states of Washington, Oregon, and California.
california is cucked enough that if they split up they're probably gonna still keep the Reagan-era property tax cap
Maybe this is leaning into the bit a little too much but an amusing TTRPG episode could be a Delta Green one-shot (mechanically similar to call of cthulhu) where you re-enact the German server farm raid or the Chinese airstrike in New Hampshire
Fuck yeah to the Sahelian Blues at the end!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaqScs7vR-4 who needs Childish Gambino when you have Bombino?
sanity check: did JB manifest any interest whatsoever in running or is it just a sarcastic internet meme that Felix latched on
Is that mfin mdou moctar
Kamala will be president because that is the funniest possibility, BUT it would clearly be funnier if she became president via Brandon croaking in his first term, so that's what my money's on. Brandon falls down a staircase and dies- Kamala takes the throne- economy collapses catastrophically- JB campaigns for 2024 as a "businessman" solution for the economy- JB loses the nomination to Kamala anyways- Harris/Clinton ticket vs Trump/DeSantis ticket- DT reveals that he was Q the whole time- Kamala and Hillary are thrown into a Prius filled with explosives and sacrificed MTG style 2 weeks into Trump's second term.
Virgil's fuckin on in this one
You missed the angry Dutch. Max Verstappen's dad beat him into being a formula 1 world champion
The kamikaze pilot episode of curb your enthusiasm is based on Shinzo Abe’s dad
Gavin & JB are the godskin duo
trump about musk: "he's just another bullshit artist" musk about trump: "he should hang up his hat" love 2 see it!
My favorite Rev. Moon story is from Frank Costanza on Seinfeld-- when he met Rev. Moon while doing business in Korea and noticed his face looked like a gigantic pie plate
Felix trying to single handedly vape america great again.
Dems: "We're getting creamed out there. Time to hit the voters with that ol' Razzle Dazzle: The Razzle Dazzle: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/jill-biden-chided-saying-latinos-unique-breakfast-tacos-2022-07-12/
Jill said Bogetas lmaooo
Tinariwen?
We’d am A M
No Tmdgcpfr r plan
banger ep boys
While Twitter may not want to force Musk to buy the company, there is precedence for target companies doing that to a buyer. LVMH tried to back out of buying Tiffanies (basically they wanted to buy them prepandemic Covid hit and Tiffanies value nose dived) and the courts basically told them to get fucked they had to. The result was LVMH bought Tiffanies at a discount from the original price but was forced to buy them regardless. So it’s possible they will force him to buy it or what’s better force him to prove he can’t get the financing for the deal since the dude is so cash poor and his assets are basically fraud fraud and guess what more fucking fraud.
Chris getting into Mdou Moctar?
Irma Vep outro, lfg
Shout out to Mdou Moctar, obviously. Irma Vep show is really good, watch the movie first.
also all of the polling was basically a lie in 2016 AND 2020.
It is interesting how political assassinations have to some extent gone out of fashion and mass shootings and terrorist bombings have taken their place as a form of expressing societal grievances whether political or social or both. In a way, it is a victory of the ruling class to be able to turn people against each other instead of facing violence from the masses.
By 2024 Biden is going to look like CGI Tarkin
Missed opportunity not closing the show with the Doug theme song.
That back 30 mins is really funny.
2000 Coyfish
Ah, a slop delivery before my plane ride. Bless you, Mr. Chapo.
Banger ep
When you guys come to Fort Lauderdale are you shacking up at Roger Stone’s or Brad Parscale’s place
Shinzo was the kylo ren to his grandpas Darth don't @ me
Felix are you on oxygen? Lol
Felix's latest idée fixe on The Boys is making me resent The Boys.
It's kind of a shitty show already
Bushwick daughter makes artisanal 'decorative doily prints for codpieces'. 1:08:00
sometimes it really sounds like felix is breathing through the vape like it's a damn snorkel. c'mon man
Gruesome Gav has been remarried since he was still mayor of SF and one of their four kids is named HUNTER come on guys!!
Every white child in America is named Hunter
First Second Dude for First First Dude ‘24
Laurence Olivier played MacArthur. And Ben Gazzara also starred in it.
He's the only richard the 3rd in my book
Hate to be that guy, but Danny Davis isn't a former black panther. He's as much of a useless sellout as Felix says but it's Bobby Rush that is a former black panther. Rush is retiring and Davis almost got beat by a justice dem this year.
Free sex? And all this time I’ve been paying for it like a chump.
You 'pay me' in free hug coupons and poorly made macaroni pictures, I feel like I'm the chump
Love the subtle Tony Sirico tribute when Will repeats his Kamala joke to make sure everybody heard it
55:17 Felix is heard putting vape 1 in a drawer and picks up vape 2 to take another 600 hits
This has to be Chris saying 'fuck you, I'm not editing them out anymore'. This is every other breathe on average, right?
Jake Adelstein would be a great guest to have on to talk about Abe!
Abe I hardly knew ye.
I think this is going to produce some good anime
Awwww hell yeah. Just a thought though. Is it possible that Cop Cowardice is actually a learned condition after being thrown against the ugly of end-stage capital for some time? I mean, I sure as hell would be experiencing PTSD after being exposed to the constant threat and decay of western civilization as my daily job, in a country where anybody could have a gun cocked and locked, ready to blow my brains out when I do a regular traffic stop.
no man their bosses tell them not to put themselves in too much danger because then they'd have to pay more pensions
blue jean baby
He lead an ✋amazing🤚life
Song at the end?
Mdou Moctar's Ya Habibti
abe are u ok? are u ok abe?
Hickey Maury. Fuck yes
I think goof is like a Canadian jail thing
I'm pretty sure it means 'pedophile'
Shinzo Elonmi Tensei
"You just gotta give it up for the prodegies" lmao
🌺some Japanese guy, has stole my cool homemade bong, I want to get high🌺
Giving oomph from the German band oomph?
They do want him to buy the company because he agreed to but it for like $55/share. It’s trading at like $35/share now, so they stand to lose a lot of money if he bails.
Chicago/LA/NYC/Ft. Lauderdale is an Epstein ass tour.
Killed because they didn't want moonies in nippon desu lol
Shinzo got drilled with that 4chan greentext blunderbuss by the anti-sex brigade
Fucking brilliant!
Hearted before started. Will I regret it?
Nah this one’s gonna be a banger, I can feel it
Oh God it dropped early *frantically rolls joint*
In solidarity with Shinzo Abe I will hereby be denying that his assassination ever occurred. All this despite the mountains of evidence and countless first hand accounts of the contrary.
in solidarity with Shinzo Abe my interest in the causes of his death will remain 0% for a decade or more
Why is my slop EARLY 😡😡😡
HUNTER2024
He just needs to land a counterpunch or two on live TV when Republicans investigate him 2023-2024.
shinzo no mo