1085 - Turkish Delight feat. Katherine Krueger (11/2/26)

Chud America, they need to be disciplined severely

Some say it’s the most talking-over -each-other episode in the history of podcasts

Love Katherine but she needs to stop interrupting everyone! She’s becoming Adam you can’t yell at

Felix if you talk about Haley stevens cranking it one more time ....

Thank you Katherine for disciplining the nuclear mispronunciation

Diary of a Mad Shiksa was right there for the taking

The movie Snatch is not only one of the best movies of all time, it is also a blueprint for all future events

Jason turkish is the energy vampire in what we do in the shadows

Jason Turkish lives around the corner from me

On Haley Stevens' religion: searching only says "proteststant" (no shit) but my immediate reaction was Dutch Calvinist which I think was because she looks like a Paul Schrader character, I then realized she looks almost exactly like a 45 year old version of the daughter from Hardcore.... "OH MY GOD..."

No mention of Zionist buster bluth

Conservatism in 2026 is a competition over who can perform they’re the most scared of things that aren’t real and won’t happen

I don’t think it’s fair to describe Jasmine Crockett as a sore loser. She has performed her duty admirably and in the places where she was most needed.

Did they get rid of the vultures?

ann arbor mentioned haha this shit sucks dude

Breitbart said politics is downstream from culture, the truth is it's downstream from Casino

"I Can Do Chabad All By Myself"

Who the fuck is going to these chunks screenings?

Make Katherine a permanent member!!!! We love Katherine eps

Haley has some phrases that could be a title for her Tyler Perry movie, like "A Little Stick It To 'Em" and "What Gives?"

Wait, his name is actually Jason Turkish? Like that’s not a bit they’re doing? And he looks like that?

Anakin posting brought slurs back to chapo. Never stop posting.

Oh my god please don’t scrap the criminal intent episode permanently i want this so badly

all timer ep

The contradiction of Steven's saying "Abdul is making his entire campaign about foreign policy!" when it couldn't be more obvious that HS endorsed Rogers bc of her Zionism is too much to wrap my mind around

You can’t pick me up >:(

I really need people to know that the only Michiganders who talk like Haley Stevens are a small percentage of old ladies in the upper peninsula.

Dropping the first nuke ever is about as preemptive as you can get to be honest.

There used to be a r/h3GW subreddit lmao

Just make Kat third mic please.

Michigander here, I can attest we do have some real custom built people

Brace needs back up on the malfoid front, he’s been holding the line single-handedly with peak AI psychosis

They gotta let Katherine ask a question lol

Stevens is a candidate who can easily win a deep blue district but can never win anything outside of it. That's why she was intentionally set up by her backers: to lose in the general.

43, she was just a kid.

Now this is a proper Chapo Classic ep

Haley and Hans Moleman really didn't understand the assignment, Haley's utility was to be a Dem who is "concerned", it doesn't work if you literally endorse the conservative.

If Katherine were homophobic would she call me a fayg?

Felix is lying he was a Vice Admiral in the Vape Nation Department of War.

Thank you chris for reading my mind and dropping biz markie

That's honorable congresswoman Dingle to you

They’d be too surprised when the myth is busted lmao.

biz markie rocks

Nuculer? Thanks Kat.

Hideo Kojima has done it again

Jason turkish looks like buster from arrested development

An absolute classic.

The Hudson Hawk mention absolutely destroyed me

Will begins speaking over women’s voices at 0:00:01… (Katherine, my DMs are open)

"There's a route for Jasmine Crockett, back into the house." Felix. You gotta say House of Representatives, here. Not just "house." Thats wild, brother.

Has anyone seen my fiance????!

Martin Luther was horny as hell for his wife, which is about the only good thing you can say about him. You have to respect our game, Felix.

Boom kablow

Will is the human embodiment of the sickos meme.

Is the pod under attack or why does country music keep getting spliced in

Jason Turkish is a Pynchon character

I'm a Michigan native and I've been to many places in my state and have never heard the accent Haley Stevens has. It makes my skin crawl, it's weird and offputting.

When I heard the guy’s name, i immediately predicted that Felix was going to bring up the ottoman Jewish coin master lore

Have a ticket to the live show Friday that I can't make its wait listed on dice but can hand off for just the face value if anyone is looking for one.

Fwiw, Haley Stevens was do-or-die for Israel at least since 2022 when she took the aipac money to take out Andy Levin

The slogan for left wing aloofness "what will your job be after the proletarian revolution" but the slogan for right wing aloofness should replace proletarian revolution with Endsieg

The whole Tucker thing is him lowering the bar into hell so that Trump can still clear it. It's so that when Trump strikes Iran with CONVENTIONAL weapons, Tucker and his ilk can all go "Look! He's not beholden to Israel at all, he didn't use a nuke!"

My first thought was "isnt Jason Turkish a Guy Ritchie character?"

Yeah mothafucka I'M GAY And I'm thankful for A-NOTHER DAY Yeah

#1 Physiognomy Victim

Hey hey hey hey... Hudson Hawk is a lot of fun

I just knew we had an all timer cominf as soon as I saw the Turk masters face

I I

J Turk looks like the mom from the fresh prince of Bel Air intro

I was out when Ethan killed his dog

This is an all-timer

I see more of a cross between Buster Bluth and the defense lawyer from the wire in Mr Turkish.

I genuinely have to say Kaths voice is always so soothing to listen to when she’s on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttPrN3v1go

felix coming out the gate Swinging

"Undoing a decade of cultural rot" lol Trump has been President for 6 of the last 10 years

I think a Tyler Perry movie about Haley Stevens should just be called THE NEXT BIG THING

RIP Juan Atkins.

I am NOT gay, but this was a *gay accent* fantASTic episode

The Devils (1971) is sweeping the nation. Haley Stevens is very obviously a Sister Jeanne figure. Jason Turkish is Father Barre.

Another important note on Jason Turkish - he’s responsible for LSAC removing logic games (the most learnable section) from the LSAT. Any future law students should know this fact, it should be on Wikipedia.

Cringed the third time Felix said "chromosomally." I get it, comedy is legal again, but to paraphrase Stav: you don't need to be smart to understand that socialism is good and war is bad. Zionism in particular demands a certain degree of mental gymnastics to support.

“Blunts dipped in embalming fluid” - Felix 😎

Clyburn was the reason Biden won the election, so dems think that's a button they can keep pressing.

https://youtu.be/KQWUEJh-SVk?is=RT4fSSPqYRDi9UcK please fans of the show, watch this on Christmas

Marxist-Christmanist thought stays winning.

20:22 Wow I don't think I've ever heard Will say that.

swish

We love our Matty, folks!!

ep’s got so much fuel to write chapo RPF but AO3 is down

JD Vance as Dumbledore: The Gay Head Master and groypers as trans Malfoy is the psycho sexual event of the season

Haley Stevens and her Fraggle Rock ass out here sounding like Muppet Jodie Foster

Now this is the stuff I want from you. Let's get real, no one cares about what's happening in Serbia.

Hogs are eating GOOD

He must have fallen in love with her soothing voice.

I got Felix name tattooed on my penis. Most of the time it just reads “FX”

Haley got Turkeypotted by the IDF. They sent their most fuckable (male) soldier.

goated ep

I’m Trans

I didn’t know you liked to get wet!

I got the H3 divorce, Stevens black swan event and my city won the World Series within a week. Please stop, I can't take anymore winning

There is something pretty amazing about a guy named Jason Turkish going bonkers over the mere mention of Cenk and Hasan from Türkiye.

Felix expounding on how hot Shemar Moore is really takes me back

Got my Matt Christman 2016 livestream clips all set to go for tomorrow. Break glass in case of emergency.

Arrested development Jason Bateman voice: ‘Huuuur???’

He chose an estranged Hila to die on

I came back to this show after years and was listening to old episodes with Felix talking shit on Cyberpunk now he brings up Jefferson Peralez, I feel vindicated I saw that game had good bones on release

Democrats are fucking embarrassing. They’ve been ratfucking Abdul for 6 months and they are shocked miss “I dream of Israel” followed their lead? Unbelievably unserious - a glorious kickstarter larping as a political party.

Was listening to e 1 and switched to this like it was a telegraph coming in to broadcast news in 1942

I was the intimacy coordinator on H3 AMA

One of the funniest past two weeks in Twitter history

Haylee has blessed us by turning herself into a resentful little cannon ball and ripping a giant hole through the centrist democrats' semi-deniable sabotage operation. She fucked up the whole game.

Guys you might want to check this out 🙏🏻https://h1.nu/1FEDd

Kath we need to know what the double feature was. I saw wild horse nine and La Bola Negra, beat that!

what a week huh, honestly thought that the Jason Turkish thing was some new Hasan thing they were all upset about but it's a real guy who is even more upsetting to look at than Fetterman!

Please get Tamara on the show, I want Felix to ask her about the quarters.

i was waiting for this one

Mossad are necros from Diablo. You can have a gang of IDF babes or one Golem.

Ive been waiting all day for this slop. I want it to cover me like the nickelodeon kid's choice awards slime attack

Felix begins speaking at forty nine seconds this episode

the concept of a “Pod Destroyer” comes up, has there ever been a case of a podcast host killing all their cohosts and crew in a cold blooded massacre?

I sensed a disturbance in the force

John Turanism is laying some elite pipe for sure

👌We love Katherine don't we folks!👌

Extra bits on Ethan Klein and Anakin Skywalker is all i wanted to read today thank u chapos

Oh, this is gonna be brutal for Dan

Damn, Will is starting to look like a Wife Guy 👀

Never needed a chapo episode more or listened faster

An under appreciated element of this saga is that there’s apparently a real human person named Debby Dingle.

SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP

My Armenian friend, Jimmy Chinese told me there was a new episode.

Felix never starts speaking

Not getting to go home to Jason Turkish every night <<<<<<

i can't think of anything gay to say

We cannot deny that Mr Turkish is really fucking hot though

everybody put out your cookies for Virgil texas

Can’t wait for my morning commute 🤗

If this is about turkey instead I'm gonna lose it

really been wating for this one

Fourth

BELTWAYGARAGE!!!

shaking in anticipation of this one right here

Third and I’m gay

The Return of the Queen

I had a feeling it was now