1057 - Every Hour I Need You feat. Pendejo Time (7/28/26)

😂😂 brilliant

I really can't believe that you didn't credit Hank after his contribution

Felix's GoT / HotD / ASoIaF finger continues

Thomas committing a genocide on this one

half listening: yeah fuck korean birds

Ever since they announced the low t thing I’ve been thinking they’re trying to do whatever they did to Tim robbins in Jacob’s ladder but instead of charging in and getting shot/stabbed they’re keeled over fat dying off a heart attack in front of an Xbox or heat stroke in Iran because water is gay

Remember years ago getting dragged to an MLM for something from a like central casting rogan guest, who was selling a juice that they claimed could stop cells telomeres from popping, and after three minutes of googling during the meeting, find out that he and his wife are wanted for fraud and manslaughter in japan for claiming their competitors products were poison, then killing several people because their diet supplements were straight up diuretics. They were legally barred from doing business in the U.S. so the company was in the name of their non verbal severly autistic son. So any way I bought five bottles

The Vans hi top thing is operator larp, not an emo thing

I’ve been rereading ASOIAF and I’m very happy Felix has his current thing comparing current events to secondary characters from the books.

Some kid got stabbed to death in a barfight in Columbus last year and his obituary mentioned “he loved betting and winning on FanDuel”

Am I out of the loop or are episodes being posted Tuesday and Friday now

It is pretty clear that we are in the awarding medals in the bunker phase of this administration

This may already been said, but Thomas sounds like straight Adam Freidland

Sick episode

Iran is cheating because we're not allowed to use the BFG

I will say that any episode with the Pendejo boys is always hilarious.

People weren't kidding, a lot of GoT references. Is Felix on a rewatch?

Thomas is a national treasure

What a great episode

after passing the cape of age 30 every hobby you tell people you do sound like dogshit so I wouldn't worry about my obit going like "he liked skateboarding and playing keyboards" and everyone going like "jesus christ it's so sad that so many people just live on as brainless zombies"

I always thought someone should tell Trump "Obama tried to do Medicare for all but he couldn't do it"

Oh Jake from Pendejo Time, you should hear my theory that 00s emo/mall core will be a base demo for whatever millennial fascism will be the way hair metalers are trump people.

Thomas is an all-timer. A man of few words but they’re always perfectly timed and funny af

Yes exactly, the Testosterone is just gonna get them all hooking up even more than they already do 😂🤣

Alex's underground comedy club? Where Vance Dykes and Mike HaHa had a roast battle?

Love Felix but we gotta get him a 30 second timer to get his thoughts out

Imagine a whole city full of people mispronouncing the name Houston bc Sam Houston couldn't pronounce his own fucking name

Hank for third mic to save the show

Love are Chapo, Love are Pendejo Time. Simple as.

pendejo time cold intro guarantee

25 min from the end, they do the Chapo thing where they interrupt each other to stutter

Parents came here on a tonka trucks 😂

The first time I heard godsmack was at the end of the scorpion king vhs

Mandatory 1 pendejo and 1 seeking collab per month

can i comment as a player real quick?

It is pretty funny to imagine Hegseth comparing himself to Grant etc because the post-confederate losers and whiners were the ones who invented the story that grant would get sloshed before combat Hegseth falling for a Confederate lie is pretty on-brand

God damn Felix talks too much. This show is becoming less and less listenable

Game of Thrones is Felix new special interest?

They were not only losing their wives for being ICE scum, they were then going on dating apps and getting doxxed by anti-ICE ops which was awesome

This was a delight!

well my collar is blue but my neck is red, fuckin on a dog just to keep my family fed

Call outs on Houston are depressingly accurate

Oh man isn't Rogan's deepest desire to be pregnant? I wonder if that quack satisfied his itch

Great ep. Thanks for the laughs today ❤️ much needed

They should remake National Treasure with Joe Rogan but the hunt for treasure is all in his head and he's just getting the runaround from a group of hucksters

Until today I thought a limited hangout was making plans with a new friend that butt up against another plan so there’s an out built in

Sherman wasn’t really known as a drinker. Grant never drank during campaigns. Suggesting otherwise is giving purchase to traitorous propaganda advanced by both The Coward McClellan and the Confederacy.

I kinda want a shitty and shallow obituary now: "He liked listening to Perturbator. Using Harry's razors. Eating Reeses peanut butter cups. Favorite movie was Dark City. Reading AnnieIsUndead tweets."

Lindsay Graham ascended to Khornate daemonhood

oh dang, didn't know they was texas boys. might have to start listening to pendejo time! appreciate the plug for flood relief 🙏

Dwarf Fortress ass obituaries

The bit about being hit by rich shitheads in Houston is 100% true. Full of sociopaths who get mad at you for being a victim of their horrendous driving.

I could listen to Felix insult Graham Hancock all day

When I was in field training you could get out of training for a day if you went to Sunday service, so everyone signed up regardless. I come from a non-Practicing Quaker / liturgical Calvanist background so I just sort of arbitrarily signed up for Protestant service and my god. I was not prepared for the weepy, sniveling, singing, trailerpark show that is the southern evangelical baptist strain of protestantism that makes up the US military's chaplain services. Gayest shit in the world, I have no idea how any of those people knew those songs. I nearly had a panick attack and almost went to my trainer to say "hey I think I made a mistake. My estranged grandpa was a masonic jew conversio, is that enough to go to temple? Or can I go to Catholic mass just to see what that's like? I can't do this crying singing shit." Like if Matt were on this episode I feel like he would have a lot to say about how capitalism was born out of the conquest of dower Calvinist swede armies in the Thirty Years War, and now its biggest stewards are weepy servile demiurge worshippers.

Graham Hancock is awesome and the episode basically starts halfway just skip

Will's improvised Christian contemporary rock is really hitting the same parts of my brain as the soundtrack from Cobra

does anyone else know about houston rapper "the real drippy" who used to tell people he never drank water and has a pokemon face tattoo????

Shout out to the dog

I love the Pendejo time guys so much. Great episode. 💜

Disappointed at how little laughter that bladerunner joke got compared to the other riffs

It’s whack to have GoT at the front of mind like it’s 2011

drank up in my cup man hold up H town holdin never foldin babyyyy

Ay WFYM listeners!! Did anyone else notice that Jake's plug at the end of the ep is at the same bar in Orlando that Vance Dykes does that open mic stand-up at?? Lmaoo

all war is tee ball war if you have a nuke

Talk to me when we've found the Giantess of Kandahar😏

Kandahar Kush

You know they don’t have Firefox right

I'm proud to be an American, at least I know I'm free

jamie pull up a picture of the sun for us to look at

Trump loves big guys. Does he know about the giants of Kandahar? Why not?!

Felix back in that 2017 Chapo era Game of thrones analogies

I chimed in with "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn border?"

Pendejo time and seeking derangements are my favorite guests. Fuck the rabble. Talk your shit kings 👑

This was a really funny episode.

Astute observation about Hegseth. Every alcoholic thinks they are the protagonist.

I don't think this – not necessarily Iran now, but the greater "this" – CAN end with anything but nuclear weapons, at whatever scale (or with whatever might be capable of supplanting them), because the problem of all that fuckin' LeMay/MacArthur shit is that it DOES cohere within its own logical terms, as long as your basic grasp of reality is within a few degrees of USA 2026. Americans already don't believe most other AMERICANS are real people. Get past any border you want, that ain't a hard sell. There's a famous audio clip of LeMay talking about wanting to annihilate Korea, being told it was "inhuman," and ultimately watching the slow-motion implementation of his initial strategy – no MORAL superiority for any American "delegation," christ's fuckin' sake, except it took longer, it was more expensive, and more Americans died. And within the basic precepts of the world as Curtis LeMay understood it, he was right: Koreans already aren't real people, so how about we do this quick and cheap, in a way that – and they fuckin' LOVE this shit – "will comprehensively reestablish the credibility of the waning American Nuclear Deterrent." Reagan wanted to nuke Angola for JUST that, fuck "Angola," just proof that we WILL do it again, and there is no force or entity on Earth which can operate outside the demonstrable, perfectly predictable truth that the USA will sling a couple nuclear bombs at you if you're really trying our patience.

I need Felix to start a Game of Thrones podcast where he talks about how John Fetterman was the inspiration for Maelys the Monstrous.

On the last day, in the dryboys' darkest hour, the guards on the walls of the citadel of chapo looked to the east to see a brilliant light, and as it was written, high on a hill stood the two kings of tejas leading the vast armies of pendejo, and and the nerds and reply guys kneeled in reverence

Daniel Ellsworth? OH MY FUCKING GOD IM GONNA SKILL MYSELF NOW Félix. Thanks for ruining my day.

“Their parents came over on Tonka trucks” made me fuckin die

Jake and Thomas both proving that brevity is the soul of wit but in opposite ways.

I know 1100lb giant supersoldiers aren't real, because if they were, DARPA would have squenced it's genome, cloned them, and they'd have been deployed to Ukraine and used like the Imperium in 40k does Ogrym.

Last

I love the eps where 40 year old will menaker who somehow looks like a grandpa and a toddler, talks about how out of shape the troops are bc of mt dew and video games

This podcast is infinitely better with these guys

Rogan’s brain is a squirter

listening to the last ten minutes of the episode on repeat 🔁 hopecore af

Has Felix always been crazy about GOT references or am I just noticing because I started reading it this year?

Tom is a killer

Thanks guys - was having a shit day and this drop really cheered me up! 🍻

I love the Giant of Kandahar thing because "giant" is subjective. There have been 7'7" guys in the NBA. If there's one 7'9" guy in Kandahar, maybe hiding in a cave because American death tweakers have besieged his homeland, and he merks a 5'4" Eddie Gallagher homunculus with a rock ... that's looking like a confirmed Giant of Kandahar

When Marines get back home they start doing radiant quests

Which hyena was cackling at 1:07:42?

Pinche pendejos.

jake on 3rd mic to save the show

Pressing OC 80s again would cure all of society’s problems immediately. Straight back to the paradise that was 2007… great idea Felix. Spring break 07!!!!

I love the image of Pete Hegseth walking backwards out of his front door to deliver a check hook to his wife on the way out

Rogan's mind is a total slut.

Woof woof woof bark grrr

Thomas is a sniper

Jake X Vance Dykes need it or nah?

I hope Felix is enjoying A Clash of Kings

Fuck the giants. Batboy is where it's at.

You need to pray before you inject T so you can ask God not to give you big gyno melons.

Pendejo Time eps are spiritual sisters to Seeking eps

One at a time , gang

I had 3 redneck coworkers in their 40s that all got on T around the same Time. They all had seemingly happy marriages and all three of them cheated on their wives within 6 months

It’s so funny that Jake has his own Roganisms; he mentions Karl Rove’s reality based viewpoint monologue like on every episode of every podcast he ever does lmao, does it again here at 47:05

I'm listening while I'm lifting weights at the gym, y'all gotta be less funny today or my form is gonna suffer, guys Thanks

description alone lets me know this is gonna be an all-timer

Idk, the giants of kandehar sound more like apostles from berserk. They might just be hunting for the branded sacrifices (Warren voters circa 2024).

Can someone tell Will that we understand he wants to get a point out but it’s still rude to constantly cut people off?

critical support to hank

Why doesn’t this episode show up on the Grey Wolf Feed?

be interesting to plot every time rogan exposed his audience to the giant of kandahar against a timeline of u.s. foreign policy moves

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People believing in magic, or mysterious hieroglyphs leave me wondering if these people believe this stuff all their life, or is it like the kpop stan thing where you take your medication and magic isn't real again.

The Stannis/Davos and Rogan/Jaimie analogy is so good, I’m amazed sometimes at how Felix’s brain works (I.e. a massive filter fitting everything into terms of GoT/dark souls/MGS)

All the makings of a banger. Can't wait to tune in.

FILL 👏 MY 👏 TROUGH

Its really heartbreaking to me that Felix and Nick Mullen have beef. Hopefully Stavros can mediate.

Slops on boys

thank you feelix beeberman willy menmaker and criss way i was so sad at work but now i am happy

Very excited for this one! Can't wait for Thomas to catch everyone off guard.

I have been itching for Pendejo Time to come back since the Fetterman read. Every episode they’re on is an instant classic. Whenever I see Luigi all I can think of is Jake saying the Unitedhealthcare CEO looked like a cock sucker and Felix saying he had permanent fiance smile

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. I won't forget the men who died, for poopoo and peepee.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Won't even let me watch CHUNKS!

Felix begins speaking at 44 seconds

Thank god

Slop posted thank you finally

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