1023 - Camusbian feat. Katherine Krueger (3/30/26)

Honestly one of the funniest episodes despite the last run of great episodes

Whenever I hear the name Guido, I’m assuming it’s a Native American guy trying to get a martin casting

Vi

I still have migraines from the Iron Wolf

We went to Six Flags (NJ or CT?) every year with my divorced dad & his girlfriend. One of the best times was when it rained so hard that a large area of the park flooded & me & my friend (unaccompanied by an adult😆) swam around. I didn’t think about how disgusting that water must have been until I told my mom (she was more the Disney type, hence the divorce I suppose😂). I was a Sylvester & Marvin the Martian kid myself, that should be enough of a description.

Katherine as a fellow "means the best but too savage" I see you

fwiw, gas leak episodes are great and while i won't say that you should lean into it for the neurological implications, maybe once in a blue moon huffing...tbh anything would be much acknowledged and appreciated. anything that causes hypoxia 👍

“Gathering the dragon balls to wish Andrea Dworkin back to life”

“Sorry I’m just trying to yes-and your poo bit!” Kath is so funny

I would have broken up with Will by the end of this episode if he put me on blast like this

Spindrift is way better than La croix yall are TWEAKING

This episode is like being trapped in a room filled with sharpie fumes

Kirsten Synema is congress' underrated babe

hottest guy: hermain cane's corpse now hottest woman: that representative from texas they found living in a nursing home

Trying to remember what Beto looks like but in my minds eye I just keep seeing Tyler Robinson

Call before you dig 811

Felix was outrageous on this ep.

Wow, never thought I’d hear a “white settlement, Texas” reference on the pod. They used to have a good Mexican food place called el vaquero in between the Dairy Queen and Krispy Kream

i feel so validated hearing someone mention how absurd of a name White Settlement is. I drive through there all the time and never stop, very unsafe (I am Greek) Thank you for your attention to this matter. Drop the big one NOW, dead center Yakub Settlement

Oh god I was born in 73 and my youngest is under a year my oldest is 33. Am I steven seagal

shoutout to Will for creating the smart history and english but stupid math and science kid model

I think maybe Katherine’s brother might need to move to a new town

Great episode. Only thing that didn’t come out of Felix’s mouth was a “Mind Over Time” by Interpol reference

Will knew the writing was on the wall and he had to let his queen shine in her final moments

Thinking of Will today as the Cheeto has fired his queen

Pam Bondi, Will??? Cmon man lol

Love and respect all women and especially the First Lady of Chapo and enjoy all eps she's on, but I must say I think the goofiness of this one is kinnnnnda on her, lol

Incredible outro music for us Midwestern Protestant-raised real ones who endured in the pews. Solidarity with Kath.

I want a shitty movie philosophy spin off podcast!

I want a shitty movie philosophy spin off podcast!

Attention DNC: please call up our friend Hasan he’s hot and loves you guys please pick him and will work for you no questions asked

My late uncle was in his 70s whilst my mom was in her 50s

I guess I respect his commitment. 15 minutes on that Rob Shnieder bit.

Just keep Katherine on as a permanent mic

Jesus I was praying for that Felix Rob Schneider bit to end

Once a month you guys should just make Felix take adderall and drink 5 beers and hit the mic

Love Kath episodes because she is brilliantly able to summon the most lore 🪄

I just added all the Steven Seagal movies to my Prime watch list.

Chapo 1023 - The Gang gets Carbon Monoxide Poisoning at an Airbnb

Will if you were involved in any sort of physics I assure you you were not in the slow science classes lol

"hot slit" 😭😭😭😅

I can’t believe they stopped making 7up zero. That was my grandpas favorite. 😢

Felix please do a series breaking down the symbolism of Rob Schneider movies. I will upgrade my monthly membership for you.

Ok as one of your lady listeners I will have you know I love Steven Seagal and all action movies. I also disagree that Chuck Norris is fabulous. Some of my happiest memories are watching his movies with my dad growing up. Also WTR with both of my grandmas on Saturday nights.

Hail Katherine

Katherine is phenotypically Disney Adult, this is the least surprising news ever.

Felix ported over his E1 energy for this one

Close enough. Welcome back cumtown

Did Katherine say ctrl F? Instead of press f? Fucking foids man

Yaaaas Kath

Rob Schneider is a spokesperson for the world’s greatest whisky: https://www.tearsoftheleft.com/

“Almost Jungian, also”

Can verify Katherine’s anecdote about tall freaks being socially acceptable targets of violence. My old boss was like 6’8” and the work environment is quite casual but people were def more likely to get physical with him than the other higher ups

For sure smoke jumpers are showoffs; it's a largely impractical way to get to a fire anymore. That said, Jocko tried to rookie on Missoula and washed out after a few days because they put them through such hell (24 hour dig etc). I rookied on Salmon Heli-Rappellers that year and my ex was on Lolo Hotshots (in Missoula) so I heard all about that idiot. Anyway jumpers are a mixed bag, they do clearly self-select for certain totally superficial qualities but on occasion they do bust ass in difficult terrain without any type of support (so do rappellers but that's another story) and a lot of jumpers leave the Hotshot crews to get away from the grinding machismo and relentless dick-swinging. I'd give a jumper politician a listen since they tend to be a little smarter and a little less militaristic than the average degenerate fire bro but they also tend towards narcicissm. Same ex turned one down in a bar one time and, flabbergasted, he asked her if he had told her he was a jumper... Anyway at least you'd know your representative had done an honest days labor in their life and had some understanding of land management in the West.

spindrift mogs lacroix come on now

لبيك يا نصرالله

"left leaning orthodox" yeah sorry for being orthodox about wanting basic human rights for everyone

I saw a frat guy shart his chinos at brunch in DC

I want my hour back!

Katherine is right about the Christmas pronunciation

W Katherine

A cocaine ep! What a great ten year anniversary. Cocainein your 40s is pretty bleak unless you record and sell your conversation.

Spindrift is the greatest product America has made in 30 years

Halfway through the episode and Felix on his shit. Lol

What’s the name of the interstitial song?

Disneyland Uber Alles, then Magic Mountain, and finally, Knotts

All the talk about how Bidens presidency was some kind of tumblrina woke scold administration ignoring that Roe v Wade got overturned and the administration basically went "Well I guess they wanted it more"

These comments reveal that the left is deeply and bitterly divided on the issue of sparkling water

all-timer. love when felix just takes the piss for 30 min straight. “woman game stop” killed me and it’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard

End Antispindriftism!

Lori Lightfoot should run, Rahm’s not even our finest mayor

"Rahm Tosses Salad without Mercy" is a winning headline

Katherine getting the giggles brightened my day

I wish I could meet Felix in real life just so I could talk to him about Goliath season two.

Katherine is doomed by being married to these people.

This ep rocked

spindrifts are my favorite seltzers I’m unsubscribing

I think those charged ions that come into LA that Didion wrote about are hitting the gang like havana syndrome

Okay this episode fucked

Man’s Search for Amusement was amazing

What if Rob Schneider is doing a bit and it's going to be career defining.

Felix's vendetta against South Korean TV continues. They must have burnt him bad.

I love a good stealth MM episode. Honestly, I would love for you guys to have Nick on for a movie ep again. Revealing my old-head status, but the Eyes Wide Shut episode is one of the funniest you've ever done.

The lord spoke through Felix on this episode, great work

Spindrift is far superior like come on

Do you think we can pull Felix a manic pixie type that is in sync with his cycle? Or should it be a cosine sine wave type couple?

i like spindrift

Kreuger eps consistently make me laugh the hardest

Instant classic

As a physics teacher fully knowing that all of my competent students will either work for Raytheon or as quants for hedge funds, I refuse to give them the satisfaction of 6 flags

LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS ON MY BICYCLE, GOOD JOB. Hilarious

Cool that they finally gave Felix his adderall script.

Katherine is correct about the Emmanuel pronunciation & with all due respect I was surprised that Felix, a self described Christmas fan, did not understand…

Only good poop prank was the one George Clooney played on Richard Kind

I did a literal root beer spit take when Katherine said "hot slit." Took me a minute to regroup just in time to hear Felix say "static between our two cooters," at which point I decided this is a no-beverage episode.

Once again petitioning that Katherine become a permanent mic

The boy's taste in women is questionable. Nancy and Hope Hicks both have unappealing faces, and Boebert is mid at best

Say what you want about electoralism, Ilhan naturally gorgeous. I gotta ditto Felix’s last pick too lol

Fighting in the strait of hormuzliness

Legendary episode. Totally fried

Dogshit

Gretchen was never anything special. She's a non-confrontational generic democrat who seemed amazing because she signed a repeal of RTW and mostly doesn't scold the left, but basically she champions all the dumb liberal bullshit like "working with both sides to balance the budget." She probably would have made every dumb decision Harris made under national pressure.

people shit on Six Flags for being too low rent but where else do I get to strap myself up to a hydraulic turbine and get catapulted 100m up in the sky and become a free variable in god's perfect physics equation for 57 seconds

Man’s Search for Mickey

The Dems don't need a hot person. They need someone who has a spine before an election year. Or get Pretzger fatter and make him publicly shame his brother who was in the emails

Must confirm the apologetic tone of my own solo restaurant visits. Thank you servers I’m sorry

Hey all--sad news for me, I have 3 tix to the 10th anniversary show in LA this Fri that it turns out I'm unable to use. Seated together, MEZZCL Row C, seats 131-133. Not looking to make any money, just want to sell all three together for the purchase price of $183 total. Hit me up and we can work out how to make this happen

katherine says six flags was too low rent, but my family didn't go there because it was too expensive. typical wisconsin petit bourgeois disdaining something a humble minnesotan aspired to

LOLL is that Chris distantly getting absolutely taken out by carimus coffee

As a New Jersey Six Flags family, I approve of this slander.

This and the gas station episode were roughly equally unbearable

Felix just time jumped from 2016

i love spindrift, it's got real citrus flavor! la croix is for scrubs

Hottest woman in gov is still Tulsi Gabbard unfortch

classique

felix truly is the new zizek

Keep turning your nose up at Six Flags Over Georgia, less wait time for me for the Monster Plantation dark ride in Cotton States Exposition land!!

They’re talking about running hot people then scorning Hasan? Curious.

Man's Search For Amusement! Beautiful!

Cedar Point was considered too expensive and too long a trip for my poor family, we were a Michigan Adventure family. My parents lied and said I had diabetes (I was fat) when at six flags so we could bring in our own food and save money.

I need everyone to know that Felix’s little anecdote about Jews uncircumcising themselves during the Hellenic period is actually entirely accurate. He says it like it’s a joke, but look it up – it’s a real thing.

Thank u for the girly shoutout Katherine 🌸💗👯‍♀️🩰👛💅🏼

Andrea Dworkin in a Plymouth Prowler is now my dream board

Trent Reznor wrote hurt and Johnny Cash covered it.

I understood what Katherine meant by “saying rahm Emmanuel the Christmas way” immediately, because I am a true American Pqtriot.

It’s ok this episode was so random. I get all my Iran War news from those Lego shorts the IRGC keeps releasing.

Hearing the sentence “shoutout to Brandon Wardell” in the year 2026 made me wheeze

Will: Katherine, you're a disney adult... Katherine: https://youtu.be/8mKIuZ4tIzk?si=3MhnpMrxceAefe_G&t=8

20 minutes into the rant about Rob Schneider I asked myself, "what was he talking about again?"

It’s funny how the democrats have gone from not learning anything from 2024, 2020 and 2016 but also now they’re unlearning 2008. At this rate it’ll be 2004 forever.

Felix’s jumper is back. ‘98 Jordan.

It seems like Katherine’s brother is a sort of Goliath-like figure who men are compelled to challenge. Very interesting.

Oh, so the Disney Adult thinks la croix is better than spindrift

Calling a line a “queue” is the most Disney shit ever. She has a Minnie sticker on her car 100%.

how you gonna leave out Ilhan? Y'all have some white ass taste lmao. Love all of you keep em coming <3

Punching the "Felix mentions Spiers from Band of Brothers" space in my Chapo Bingo card again

The average Disney Adult would turn to dust if they encountered even one of the tweakers dressed as a skeleton that Six Flags would hire to roam the park during Fright Fest

"I'm just trying to Yes/And YOUR POO BIT" Kathrine said calmly

Yall got into Virgil’s K stash

is that what ettengermentum means

The freewheeling chaos of the descent into the Schneiderverse feels like Felix is method acting his Brandon impersonation

Knowing Katherine’s brother is a giant, her initials are KK, and she’s from Wisconsin, I’m convinced that’s she’s cousins with impending NBA ROY Kon Knueppel

I love Katherine but her brother does not get sucker punched on the street once a week for being tall 😂

enjoyed the hot or not segment

Katherine’s cover of Emmanuel was pretty spot on

La croix is nasty

The maniacal laughter from Chris bleeding in when Will says "l'm going to exert some discipline" was shear beauty

the people’s girlfriend correspondent ❤️

Will is the Phil Jackson of podcast hosts. Totally zen through 45 minutes of Felix being a deeply silly billy, then boom—one sentence about Democratic electoral politics and Felix is totally on topic because he’s so tilted. Guy knows how to motivate his players.

Felix can drive the boat

Kath time

I was a six flags mexican child, Katherine really crossed a line on this one

Six Flags is all roller coasters where Disney is all baby slop...

My based dad used to sing that carol as “rejoice, rejoice Emmanuel. Oh come to me my PALESTINE!”

Felix went on too long. Nearly 30 minutes? Only Matt should have that much time to go off on a tangent.

Jesus Christ they perfected the stroke grenade

Swans mentioned

GOAT ep

Thank you Katherine for the Valley reference!!!

I want Katherine on literally every episode, but it was very inappropriate to literally pull the conversation in the gutters when Felix was being very vulnerable, intelligent and sensitive

LaCroix is literally piss from a dog’s ass compared to Spindrift.

Will survived the Action Park Grave Pool????? Way to bury the lead

The standing coaster Katherine was thinking of was probably Iron Wolf. My favorite old six flags ride was the shockwave, which had multiple loops, corkscrews and seemed specifically designed to give every rider head trauma

thank you for this

That Schneider bit had me dying

Please promote Katherine to 2019 Amber

considering resubbing because of this one

Kath’s brother is The Giant of Kandahar

Love y’all sm

Rob Schneider is the key to all of this. He's a funnier character than we've ever had.

I was already having a great time but the outro song really solidified this as an elite episode

I like how Democrats think that supporting trans rights is why they lost and not that their guy signed off on a genocide and that they are totally captured by corporations. Almost like they are trying to justify something they want to stop doing and keep doing all the things they want to keep doing.

Sorry for the Fact-Check, but I'm pretty sure most American men are circumcised

Spindrift is fine! It’s better than La Croix.

Make it stop … please

Gold-tier Felix episode

I would never count Grand Rapids among the small and forgotten places in this country

How tall is Katherine's brother that people attack him on sight? What is he, attack on titan tall?

Felix's cart burst in his mouth while watching Ally McBeal and now we all have to pay for it.

A "clásico" episode, as the Liz might say.

We need Katherine's brother hooping for the Badgers grabbing rebounds we cant keep losing to 12 seeds

Almost injured myself shoulder pressing when they said camusbian

Sanzo > Spindrift >>>>> LaCroix

Outro song made me laugh out loud, well done.

Oh great another Sloppo Slop House episode

Sun Tzu Segal made me laugh so hard

This epi is giving oomfy vibes *snaps snaps snaps snaps*

When Katherine interjected "weren't we talking about the Iraq War?" I realized that I was listening to the Doctor. Strangelove of our generation.

22 minutes in. This is a very disorienting start to my morning lmao

We opened the door labeled “Rob Schneider” in Felix’s mind palace but it was actually the closet from Uncle Buck.

I dunno if this makes sense but there's stuff thats funny, and stuff that makes me laugh

A country bear is only a city bear who hasn't yet spent the night in my hotel room

I grew up 15 minutes from Action Park…they rebranded to Mountain Creek while I was growing up...one of their “rides” was just a cliff you could jump off of into the water. I tried it & my right shoulder still hurts when I do overhead press. It was kinda like Dachau if they had funnel cake

I think it's unethical to out Disney Adults who are still in the closet

They finally broke

The hot chick was kafkaaesque

1:25:04 Matt laughing in background?

11:11 the man reason they have lag is because don't get rebooted often enough. But also, Samsungs do get laggy after a few years from auto updates, I purposefully keep mine off the network and use it only to display my PS4

Into the Schneiderverse

This is a what happens when Will and Kathy don't let Felix out to run around and get enough enrichment during the week. Banger episode.

Lutheranism is kind of made up.

Did you set out to record an E1 episode or was that accidental

All these deep cut ride que info and Catherine's supposedly NOT a disney adult??🤨

Besodden Credin

was really hoping to hear killing an arab lol

It blows my mind that Felix gets laughs. I like Chapo, but it’s painful to have listen to Felix continually go to the well of: sarcastically praise something and fold in some obscure reference

Keep the cowboys away from me!

This is the kind of material that can accidentally trigger a sleeper cell and/or cause a schizophrenic episode. I feel like my brain went through a car wash and the car before was a lifted truck after 4 hours of offroading. I might look clean, but I'm deeply scared.

Felix was on fire this episode

banger ep

felix slowly becoming venom cap

KAATTHHHYYY

Any episode with this much Seagal banter is good in my book

Yeesh. This was a rough one

I heard you on the Emanuel pronunciation, Kath. Don’t listen to these fools.

If Felix is criticizing your word count, you have a genuine problem

KATH KONTENT lfg

Katherine calling Felix’s family “global citizens” 🙃

The Valley mentioned - we need a Chapo/SUP cross over

My wife is a TCL department head at their HQ here in Hong Kong/Shenzhen, Felix, I've told her to tell their American Sales Director to send you guys a free TV

Feliz went beast mode on that one

The Samsung Option

He's not the step truck. He's the truck that stepped up

had to tap out... I'll come back when I have more cocaine

Yall high as fuck in this ep. I enjoyed it

Who let Felix have Red 40 before recording?

just call the episode "References"

Felix infects the gang with euphoric drunken mastery, banger episode also Amber Lee Ettinger sounds like a fake guest from a parody of the show

Katherine's brother is the Highlander. People drawn to him to fight for the prize wherever he may be.

A lucky katherine appearance

KATH ATTACK 👏

As a military brat I went to Disney a lot as a kid, because after 9-11 their numbers were so bad from people being afraid of terrorism they started basically subsidizing family packages for active duty military families. They built all of the Shades of Green resort entirely for military families if I remember correctly. "Did you get to go to Disney world as a kid" feels like a sort of class filter rite of passage so it's always felt weird that I only got to go because of Bin Laden. I've since moved to Tokyo, and I am ashamed to say DisneySea remains my sort of designated happy place. I get a bit of a pass from being a true Disney Adult because it's the only park owned and operated by the Oriental Land Company with the Disney corporation only getting like 3% of ticket sales and 5% of all food sales as part of licensing rights and letting the Japanese keep some of their imagineers in a bamboo cage. Also shout out to Chris for dropping World of Avatar lore, further evidence hes a fellow Jenny Nicholson-head.

These people are insufferable. No more once this sub runs out.

To be fair, AnnieIsUndead looks like a roadie for Swans.

Chapo’s eric clapton moment

This episode has the hypnotic cadence and pacing of a Trillbillys filler episode or any Seeking Derangements episode with Jacques. One of those episodes perfect for sitting on a park bench eating a bunch of pepperoni with a folding knife.

Felix begins speaking at 34 seconds

Katherine YAY!

I have no idea what's going on 😵‍💫

My prejudice coming the the fore hearing Sony called Korean

I’m wearing a gangsta tweety bird shirt while listening #CalledOut

Patreon $ well spent

Classic

Felix's half an hour analogy rant culminating in a deep cut reference to sexploitation film series "Black Emanuelle".

At the risk of being overly sincere whilst blazed in the Chapo Trap House Patreon comments, it genuinely means a lot that u all are vocally pro trans people during everything going on and like actively critique the anti-trans shift in the Democratic Party. Not that I expected u to be cowards about it it’s just refreshing to hear when a lot of ppl are happy to just not think about it much

Cmon, MGP is way hotter than any of those choices and if we’re being honest AOC is probably the choice. If I had to fuck a dude, I’m going Lindsey Graham, seems easiest and most likely to keep it under the rug after

Katherine says 6-7 at 1:07:34

Nothing will ever beat Felix’s “heck-tah-rays”.

Points for Kath remembering the cringey fake Mayor Emanuel account—run by ‘zine legend Dan Sinker of PUNK PLANET fame no less

That was fun when Felix asked who directed Parasite and will, kath, and me all said Bong Joon Ho at the same time.

Love Katherine eps

more eps like this plz 🙏

Katherine's giggling is infectious.

Thanks chris hearing the phrase getting goof has completely changed how I see reality

Unleashing Felix’s labyrinthine brain like this is genuinely dangerous. Reality may unravel if he’s not held in check. Fantastic ep

Kath i am also a Krueger. our family tale goes that they took our ü at Ellis Island. Do you have a family story about your spelling? did people also make Freddy Krueger jokes to you ?

This is classic nonsense. Well done

spindrift is better than lacroix

Felix back on the diacetyl vape juice

Mr President you are chud maxxing the yodeler crisis

the show has really gone high concept since we got the gas station analogy

Love a Katherine ep

What the hell is going on

Turned off in disgust when Katherine identified Sony as a Korean company

“Gas leak episode” Incredible I’m so here for it.

I hate wearing white shirts bc i always stain them

Katherine episode let’s fuckin gooooo

🙏🙏🙏

Felix never stops speaking. Ever. Even when you can't hear him, he's out there, still speaking.

i thought the ep thumbnail was a starmerling at first glance

Felix starts speaking at an hour and twenty seven minutes

I trust you guys

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Breaking: Charlie Kirk shot

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