1021 - Illusion USA (3/23/26)
The fight in the gas station parking lot continues to escalate; luckily, Will, Felix, and Chris are all together in person to walk you through it. We talk about Israel attacking South Pars Gas Field without telling us, more planes crashing both abroad and at home, and the potential of a disastrous ground operation on Kharg Island looming. Plus: Elon Musk’s based son, Zohran and “left-wing antisemitism,” and a eulogy for Chuck Norris.
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The love interest in Invasion USA was Melissa Prophet, who would later play mob wife Angie in Goodfellas (hoop earrings with sore on her face). "So, I told him, keep your fuckin' hands off me or I'll cut 'em off."
IMO there is a special place in hell for people who own an ahegao hoodie
Hi
Chuck Norris is known for Walker Texas Ranger. That show is genuinely campy and hilarious. Everyone knows the movies suck and Chuck Norris jokes are ironic. I really don't understand Will acting like tons of people are taking Chuck Norris seriously.
Most people don't take him or his movies seriously but a lot of people take his message and the spirit of his movies very seriously. He's a kind of lens a lot of people look thru, it's all very macho and homoerotic and militaristic but that's Americans for you
1021 episodes and not 1 second spent discussing Cuba …
reddit r/lies
Hogs 100% told these jokes in earnest
Anyone else feel like Will didn't understand Chuck Norris jokes? He was explaining that Chuck Norris was never a bad ass and the jokes would make more sense for Stallone or Segal, but I'm sitting and thinking, "isn't that exactly the point of the jokes?" It's like an ironic kayfabe where the person telling the joke and the person laughing at it pretend that Chuck Norris' pale immitation of action stars more capable of actually giving badass vibes was in fact the most successful of all of them. I mean, the jokes are played out. The idea of telling these jokes in 2026 is ridiculous, but I always though that point was that Chuck Norris was a laughable avatar for bassery and it was funny to pretend he really was a badass.
That's how it started but doesn't account for the bulk of its usage
Menaker is such a little debutant.
Do you know what word means
Felix=oblivious 17 Year old Dead Dog Walking getting special treatment & Chris= Weekend War observation. Chef’s Kiss.
The hatred of men in shorts on this podcast is palpable and I’m not sure I can tolerate it any further.
Chuck Norris would have loved Edo Japan. You could be executed for leavIng your domain without permission.
Why are nearly ALL of Felix's Sopranos references about AJ? Is there's something he's not telling us?
The "thank you for attention" thing really drives me nuts.
After college, I dated a guy named Erik. My good friend was married to a guy named Eric. In a Seinfeldian fashion, I took to calling my guy Walker, Texas Ranger because that was his favorite show at the time. After we broke up, he became Compulsive Liar Ex-Boyfriend.
1:01:18 whats wrong with flip flops and running shorts. I need to make a lots of business trips. I wear flip flops and running shorts cause they used to (and in some cases still do ) make us take our belts and shoes off. I would have my chinos and my polos in my laptop bag for them meetings. Also I dont wanna get my nuts squished so I wear something comfortable like running shorts .
Because bare feet on a plane is fuckin nasty, not to mention if you have to take off your nasty ass flip flops to go thru security you’re walking around bare foot and are contracting or spreading athletes foot
I mean 1776 was a leap year lmao
I won’t hate on Chuck because without him there wouldn’t be a clip of Hailey Joel Osment saying “Walker says I have AIDS” which might be the funniest thing i ever saw on network TV
greatest pronunciation of ahegao i've ever heard chris
some of the worst meals i've eaten in my entire life were navy galley-prepared lobster
more in person eps this is a banger
I love this rich people idea of replacing Noblesse Oblige with "being the biggest asshole possible at all time"
Haven’t you heard? Being grateful for what you have is just for poor people now.
I study at a nursing school in Vienna Austria for a bsc. On an info day at the start of this semester in february there were to people from JÖH which is the (zionist) student body for jewish students .They explained bc of rising antisemitism the state offers an all inclusive 3 day trip to Auschwitz Poland to learn about the holocaust. (note all austrian highschool students visit a concentraition camp at least once it is mandatory school curriculum) Not one of our 297 students signed up. It ended in a shouting match, in which the lady from the jewish org told an indian born student from punjab, she is antisemitic for not accepting that she too, is bc of her austrian citizenship guilty of the holocaust. Good Times!
About antisemitism, in austria's main 'liberal' newspaper (of course owned by an israeli austrian dual citizen) they trodded out 96 year old holocaust survivor, former journalist and professor who wrote: it is an antisemitic conspiracy theory to say the iran war was started bc of israel. Or that israel pressured the Us admin and Trump personally to start it.
The only reaction i had to chuck norris was to maybe log into wow classic and see if people were doing memes in barrens chat... then i just kept on living my life
Chris was the mvp of this ep even w his limited minutes. Felix and esp will are kinda washed lately they ought to be benched for Chris until at least one of them is fit again
Felix needs to introduce his new Societal Buddy System that pairs the Stupids with like a ceramics major from Reed, thus canceling out each others harm on society
The irony wasn't lost on me with the timing of his dying. The fact that he was a symbol for American machismo, and we are eating absolute shit right now in west Asia. Great stuff.
Bro this username caused me a psychotic episode
An all-time great episode to welcome the end times. Nice job yall.
I can’t wear shorts on the plane now? FUCK YOU
I hate to say it but Musk absolutely would call the ARFID Dino nuggies people “based” and also say he wants an “autistic goth baddie” while quote tweeting a video of a 20 year old woman acting like a child in public
What is that move in the end?
This is all because of fucking Hitler.
Name and shame!
The very first time I ever took mescaline I sat down and watched an entire dvd box set of walker Texas ranger, also something I experienced for the very first time. It literally changed my life in a way that I don't really know how to put into words. I think that's when I first clicked that most of the world is completely full of shit and run by morons and anyone who takes anything America does seriously is a fucking idiot
Lol
Chuck Norris jokes were the first time I realized the internet made people lame. Formative experience
That and the moment I realized that the bear Walker, Texas ranger, was fist fighting was a man in a bear suit
*jennifer rubin voice* The "Elon" looks nice and the son seems to have eaten his milk and ham burger!
Chris was barely allowed to breathe
When I first encountered Chuck Norris jokes, they were about Keifer Sutherland's character Jack Bauer from 24, and I thought they were funny because they made fun of how much the show worships his character. This was in 2006 or 2007.
The guy who published Chuck Norris Facts as a book talked to my friend at SXSW years ago and she rizzed me up to him for some reason (I was not present) and he apparently wanted to marry me 💀
Did you do it
Lindsey Graham is excited because he heard Kharg Island as "Hard Guy Land".
Try hard
Will’s east coast bias showing with his flip flop comment.
Only a person who pronounces “rather” like one of the women from grey gardens or Katherine Hepburn would have such a regressive view of men wearing shorts.
you guys were praising Corbyn for refusing to do nuclear reprisals but you're wishing china and russia would retaliate against Israel which is obviously going to start the big one ... can we decide if nuclear deterrence is good or bad and stick with it
I think it’s fair to say the UK (as a part of NATO and a stooge of the US) is much less of an independent player in nuclear deterrence than Russia or China are now.
I fucking love First Blood
The more Zohran fucks up the better my chances with Rama. Keep it up dumb dumb.
DMing her “I would never do that to you, Queen.”
The Labrador analogy was tooooo funny
Will is so mad online on this episode but he’s cooking 🍳
Not a lot of good things to say about Chuck you gotta hand it to him for givinf Dennis Farina his start in Code of Silence
Michael Mann gave Farina his start. He cast him in Thief years before Chuck did Code of Silence
Just getting into this ep but I would love you guys to cover the Afroman trial lol I know a bit but not the depths
me too
Zohran's only dumb if it isn't his whole intention on this issue to trade his credibility for a berth in Democratic politics.
My theory about the Chuck Norris meme is that it caught on because Sidekicks was Karate Kid for Millenials.
The full on catharsis I needed, but less messy than actually vomiting. In other developments, both on your show with Chris talking more and on Trueanon with Yung C. talking more, in these days of incompetent derangement it is extra reassuring to hear more words from the guys behind the equipment .... thank you again because nothing makes sense
We love producers don’t we folks
Will going full Dourif followed by Felixs dismay at Fettermans drivel. Glorious.
I audibly yelled when will said that Saxon is 20 years old
The Octagon rules because it's chuck norris's seagal movie, where he's a crazy ass white boy who was raised japanese and knows the way of the sword
the diverse terror group in invasion USA sounds like they ran into the multiethnic yakuza from the takeshi kitano movie Brother
Chuck Norris jokes just ripped off Bill Brasky jokes.
Is the era of the Movie Star over?
SAXON!?!?!? I love naming my son “ruling class”
Name your kid Norman just to one-up him
Chuck was a hall of fame dork of course but he was a legit martial artist, that’s why Bruce Lee wanted to work with him, it launched his career.. the funny part is that he had a career beyond that instead of a failed attempt as a lead action star, going back home as a dude with a dojo telling his students what it was like to fight Bruce
Joe Kent looks like a Dominican zoomer asked Grok to make him white
Chuck Norris makes Seagal look like Marlon Brando
Time to bust out my Invasion USA edit https://youtu.be/DOfulY4-wMg?si=a9iDai1scejS1lUH
It absolutely is time to fully enjoy this mix!
you two are like Raekwon and Ghostface the way you both absolutely cooked this episode
Virgil “U-God” Texas
“Son of beast” didn’t get the laughs it deserved
Why would Israel complain to the UN? I thought UN was Khamas?
Shoutout to Hasan Piker for broadcasting from Cuba, it's a shame that the Chapo fellas couldn't hop on his stream while they're in La
City Girls catching strays
Regarding Iwo Jima: the largest single day loss for the USMC since Iwo Jima was…..the Beirut truck bombing. Also, not mentioning “The Delta Force” starring Chuck Norris is a bit of an oversight.
love how Will still calls citi field shea stadium. a true fan of america’s past time
Who's gonna explain the joke about kids dressing like the parents in The Seventh Continent?
Felix: I believe Joe Kent is actually a hairpiece situation, not a perm. Can’t tell whether it’s just a topper or a full wig, but I clocked it the moment I saw him. I have spent a great deal of time on wigtok and I think the giveaway is how it stays perfectly intact even as he moves his head vigorously. It’s a pretty good wig on the whole - the choice of salt and pepper rather than straight black makes it more believable and the hairline is great - though I think it could have at least some amount of synthetic hair mixed in due to the shine.
Perhaps a permed hairpiece like Big Worm from Friday
Chuck Norris: Enforce serfdom now!
As a Navy veteran I can assure you that the laundry fire was intentional.
it's amazing how vulnerable these hunks of steel are to small fires
Who’s the one guy that was on almost every episode for months? Anyway please make that guy third mic
Spencer?
Some great cathartic smack talk in the airport update TY boys 👍
Am I insane or did they say First Blood was conservative? The first one is AGGRESSIVELY left wing when he’s single handedly gunning down an entire state’s national guard because they don’t support him with any social resources and continually oppress him because he doesn’t have a job.
It's right wing libertarian
Kent does have a Soul Glo thing going on ✨️
The steak and lobster dinner thing in military social media circles is as good an indicator of global war risk as the pizza delivery index around the Pentagon. It's exactly how you convince a toddler or small animal to do something you want, something that they won't like. You give them a tasty treat. I wonder if cattle are given a special meal before the slaughter?
Silly fun fact: Lobster as fine cuisine is largely a post-WWII notion. Earlier in history. lobster was seen as food fit only for prisoners.
Elon uses “based” in place of “retarded”
I am begging you guys to cut some treble from the intro theme tune. It's so unbelievably harsh and piercing on the ear.
Coward
Petition for Chris to be permanent third mic until if/when Matt comes back!
I always thought the chuck norris jokes were mocking him, not creating a legend.
Considering he basically he b tier van dam an already b tier actor this is the only sane reason to understand why people made so many memes about him. I mean he's basically Steven c gall but you know not fat and in the public eye
They made Chuck Norris gain fat before having Bruce Lee kill him. Owned
Chuck Norris was such a badass that he ordered a cheeseburger at a high end sushi restaurant (doesn't even let you order extra soy sauce)!
The continued fact that the US administration seems to have been completely blindsided by the idea that Iran might leverage its oil power as a weapon feels like invading Russia and being told by a general "Dude get those winter coats out of here, the Russians keep retreating inwards so this war is gonna be done before winter anyways"
The only thing that needs to end sooner than this war is the extended metaphor.
I love the gas station metaphor and I hope Columbia University hires Felix to teach at SIPA. It's how the median American perceives themselves in the world, anyway. No, the American subject is not a rational actor in a dark forest. It is a sugar addicted teenager in an endless parking lot, dotted with RVs, strip malls, Wawa's, and raiding bands of cousins.
The army steak and lobster looks identical to a last meal on death row
wtf with the jab against Matt, criticizing flip flops and shorts
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Way of the Dragon with the Bruce Lee Chuck Norris fight was probably the only one I ever watched
Donald Trump has lots of Uncles from Nintendo feeding him info in exchange for lap dances from Canadian girlfriends
Why is every chapo commenter autistic. Not me though
Will ripped a curb bit lol
The transformation of “based” from Lil B to right-wing Nazi lingo one of the more jarring linguistic shifts I’ve experienced.
Every time I hear it this same thought goes through my head. It makes no sense.
they invented business jew jitsu
I remember having the Forest Gump-esque experience of bumbling my way into a generation-defining moment by just happening to be in Norfolk / Virginia Beach when the Gerald Ford launched. And something about seeing it on the horizon of the grey Atlantic hit me with the Philip K Dick Pink Beam blasting the thought straight into my head "Oh. This is our Bismark. This is our Yamato. This is our oversized piece of shit white elephant we trade our empire for that future generations will look at and say 'wow it was so large and impressive and stupid. Why did they ever think that would work? Didn't they have bigger priories?' This is a liability we will never recover from."
American Vasa
you can't fight a war without money.
Trump is good at the raping part, but I can only give him a C+ in pillaging
My real tin hat theory is that the neocons retooled and run the show. Bush assembled the "smartest guys" and tried convincing legitimacy for Iraq and got screwed. I think they learned from that, and decided instead convincing people you're smart convince them you're stupid while pulling a fast one on them. Did it perfectly in Europe, they all increased their military budget while thinking it was their own idea. Got played so bad. If Trump pulled off the 3 peat of Venezuela, Iran, and what was gearing up in Cuba, his jersey would hang in the rafters at NeoCon Arena. Trouble is from the outside it's hard to decipher the smart stupid moves from the stupid stupid moves
I agree with you that he is in fact just serving up dishes from the Neocon Community Cookbook, but I really disagree on any of the ideas being “smart stupid”. It’s got the Hawk angle down, but all of the markets are just barreling towards a rapid and prolonged decline, so it’s not like it’s even necessarily gonna help the majority of the C-Suite base out. Just the guys who are already taking positions that benefit off Russian and Iranian oil being desanctioned or whatever.
For many Felix is jewish Lamont from ahx prison
Has felix never heard someone say bouillebaise?
I got excited about the thumbnail and thought were getting a special movie mindset for invasion USA
Ice is at the airport to prevent you from leaving. Get ready to get press ganged into ukraine or Iran
Chris on the mic! You love to hear it
Turn the Chris up in my headphones 💯
Mods asleep. Post your smooth Saxons.
he's making George W. Bush look like Mike Ehrmantraut by comparison
What about the gays of hormuz
🥁
I am the median voter and I want Chris on mic more!!
They. Got. Hit.
Hormuz Efforts
You guys are my only friends. And I don’t want to quibble. But will, I would appreciate it if you introduced Chris with a little more reverence. He is a sweet and gentle man with a neat haircut.
Jesus
Mel Gibson is our greatest living filmmaker.
I'm old enough to remember that Chuck Norris memes were originally Vin Diesel memes
Also I like lone wolf mcquade lo
No dinergoth reading series??
The comments to likes ratio for Chapo on Patreon is excellent.
I actually like Code of Silence
what's the bet that the reason the invasion force in Invasion USA was heavily Chinese was because Chuck never got over getting killed by Bruce in Way of the Dragon
Great ep
“The crazy guy from Contact” in 2026 is approaching Dennis Miller-level obscurity.
I got it though
Tbh I though invasionusa was kinda cool in how outrageous it was
Joe Kent lost to Marie Glusenkamp-Perez…some real idiocy up there in vantucky / Portland suburbs…
I love how Trump is now pretending Iran is in negotiations with him. He’s desperate to get them to open the Strait of Hormuz and bring gasoline prices down. Pretty soon it will be, “I got rid of the sanctions against Iran. Nobody was able to do it before me.”
That was pure market manipulation. It did its job of juicing the index numbers yesterday.
Joe Kent didnt say shit when jewlani showed up to the white house.
Abulhawa ain't the epic leftist hero people think she is. Fuck Zionists who whine about "aNtiSeMiTiSm from the left", but she's no leftist, she's a reactionary terf whose terminally online groyper politics are closer to Carlson, Musk or Fuentes than someone like Mohammed El-Kurd or Edward Said. She's a total simp for Christian Zionism and committed to absolving it of its complicity in Israel's crimes. Yes, far too fucking many Jewish people support Israel but ffs she seems to think American Christianity and white supremacy has nothing to do with it. Honestly she seems like some kind of Mossad plant, she's trying her hardest to speed run every single anti-Palestinian canard the Israelis have lobbed their way for the better part of a century, whilst simultaneously trying to drag the Palestine movement into line with a pro-capital pro-white-supremacy populism. The "socialism of fools" is really coming true rn
That's just not true at all but go off I guess
The best part of Lone Wolf McQade is in the end credits they have John Milius credited as 'Spiritual Advisor'. It's probably Chuck's best movie and it's still not very good.
USS Gerald Ford's pronouns are she/her. That's woke.
I’ve seen things you goyim wouldn’t believe… mids trucks on fire off the shoulder of Hormuz. I watched Zog-beams glitter in the dark near the Xerxes Gate. All those moments will be lost in time.
Jesus Christ, Felix knows the name of the largest fire in navel ship history…
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he’s dead.
The Navy has a habit of fucking up maintenance/logistics/training for its ships and then when there’s a catastrophic accident they say some sailor went crazy and caused the whole issue. Now they are saying Sabatoge on the Ford? I doubt it. The toilets clogged from the shitty steak and lobster they feed the grunts before combat.
There were definitely grunts involved
Actually might believe Trump when he says they're negotiating but can't say with who. He obviously wants to bail but Israel loves killing negotiators, so they have to do it in secret. Can't say it will work but does line up.
This honestly seems possible to me. He has to realize how much of a disaster this is right? Or is he fully in senile Brandon mode?
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haven’t started but hoping for some Felix jet fighter talk in this ep bc i’ve been re-playing AC7
The fact that we've gotten NO mention of AC8 Wings of Thieve being a huge joke on Ghost of Kiev, or that it's the 20th anniversary of The Belkan War. C'mon man give us an Ace Combat Players Zone!
As far as the gas station analogy goes, I would think of this as a mafia boss and his capo -- a bit of a loose cannon -- doing a shakedown scheme. Almost all the convenience stores and gas station owners pay up. However, there is one independent operator who is causing problems. Capo does a hit kills the owner convincing the mafia boss that this is the way to get it done (the capo's motivations aren't strictly about money, he's also a big time racist with his own ambitions to take over the entire operation). Instead of paying up, the sons and their buddies start blowing up the entire protection racket network. Mafia boss starts to panic, as his entire "business" operation is being put in jeopardy. There are spillover effects too, to other local mafias, since the big boss's blundering is undermining their own operations.
yeah i remember the walker texas ranger level on conan too, will
My grandmother’s dryer lint paranoia, which led her to yell at anyone who left a navel’s worth in the trap and stop and clean it mid-cycle, now seems entirely normal and sane.
1974 gas crisis but the government thinks gas rationing is "gay" and "retarded"
the stupid bullshit microcar craze of the 70's oil shocks is a fave topic of mine, and the current day equivalent is for dudes to try to commute to work on the Xiaonming Freedom Eagle 500W e-scooter the higher gas goes the more likely it is you're going to see dudes riding the highway on the Baoshang Trail Master 2000 Pro Deluxe E-Fatbike
49:20 Will’s lying. Literally a Washington Post poll said that more American Jews are against Israel’s war in Gaza than support it. And 50% of 18-34 year old American Jews think Israel is committing a genocide. Will is such a CUCK. I bet he’s going to kiss the ass of that Susan c—— later in the episode. I bet he would have justified Israeli terrorist attacks if this was the 1940s bc hey Arabs unanimously hate you what can you do. Edit: Oh and it’s only 35% of American Jews that identify as Zionists. I swear to god these guys think they’re such special snowflakes. Like how much of an iron f—— do you have to be to think this doesn’t deserve to fall on evangelicals so much harder in the case of America. Will is still an insufferable new atheist.
The takes can be reductive at times but tbh I think that's what I'm here for.
The Chuck Norris original memes were funny exactly because he was so obviously the lamest pussy to bless basic cable TNT afternoon programming
Octagon was a pretty fun movie though
Fuck TSA, absolute goofball agency. You cut out fake security infrastructure from airports and efficiency will skyrocket.
They've had like 8 stretches of time where they weren't paid and nothing happened. It's so aggravating that there's still people pretending they do anything.
Good job cutting Felix off before he keeps talking about Soulja boy
Zohran Mamdani out here like: "Trying to balance my budget and just can't figure it out! I've got $3 going to public libraries, $40 to schools, $20 to public health, and 6.5 BILLION DOLLARS to pay 30,000 NYPD officers to stand around playing Candy Crush while pretending to ignore those screams for help we all hear. Also my wife just left me for Abbas Araghchi. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!"
Dude I’m going to fuck his wife if he doesn’t stop with the apology tour bs.
Chapo, please invest in my movie about Pete Hegseth and the war in Iran. It is set to release in 2041, the working title is “Weekend Warrior,” and it will make Salo feel patriotic by comparison
We love our adventures in the middle east and our $5 gas, don’t we folks?
Lou Gossett carried Firewalker
I just got off the phone with my mother who is visiting my aunt in Australia and she told me that it’s on the news there that everyone should be taking public transport to work because farms are going to be needing the fuel to power their machines. Everything is going great!
It's going so great here in Australia. One of the first idiots to say they support everything the US and Israel is doing... 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Omfg, I heard the story about Elon’s son and I just assumed this was a three year old. Milk? Cheeseburger? This is a toddler at a restaurant trying to act like a big kid.
Will on a streak for mentioning jet fighters again, Lockheed Martin F-35 ‘Lightning II’ at 18:27
also, I keep hearing F-35s flying about from the nearby RAAF base, a good sign!!
Will, how dare you say no one watched my movie Code of Silence.
A 15 yr old got shot and killed by an 18 yr old (both white and wealthy) by the gas station I go to a few day ago. It was about some beef at high school not drugs or money
Ok
Is assume Hesse was so inconsolable over Chuck Norris’s death that she couldn’t agree to comment on the In Memoriam.
Norris endorsed Netanyahu, showing the weakness in his soul. And just like that, Lady Grinning Death had her in
Death to America and Israel. I hope Iran uses more cluster bombs on the zionist entity and its burger rave restaurants
As a veteran of several hick town 'Sconi Kwik Trip parking lot skirmishes involving many a cousin and uncle, this bit really resonates with me.
RIP to all our beautiful cousins and uncles 🙏
eventually there's gonna be a nuclear war that kills everyone. amd THAT episode of chapo is gonna be awesome
🤞
did chuck norris die in iran?
chuck norris died from trying to set the world record for most penises sucked at one time
Fuck that Labrador retriever bit had me laughing good
Iran is escalating this conflict beyond the point where it can be compromised to a permanent end.
I miss Matt :(
Only 25 min in and it's already a banger.
The USS Gerald R. Ford is not only the largest aircraft carrier in the world, it is in fact the largest and most expensive warship ever built in human history
The Vasa walked so the Ford could shit
The gas station bit is like if an entire episode-long CumTown bit wasn’t funny
Im sorry your Uncle molested you. 😕
I am farting and sometimes shittinh
literally so excited to listen to this i’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight
😂 gotta save the slop for that first cup of coffee tomorrow morning
all i wanna be is first comment
Keep up your training, there's probably an app you can download to monitor your progress; good luck!
https://youtu.be/9DePijWJ5lE?si=PJZ6SYrf1hrehBBC
Pls only chris on mic
It’s so crazy how Trump can just say something and it has major implications for the global economy in one direction then the next day he can say something else and the winds of magic then blow in the other direction. What a great system!!
Saw an interview with Quinn Slobodian and Ben Tarnoff and their new book ‘Muskism’ which feels like it’s talking about this smash-and-grab. The new Naomi Klein book also seems like it will be about this
Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 28 seconds today
All I wanna be is
Damn son
I've been thinking we need a Chris on Mic Episode so bad
Any Chris, really
Wait, are we the gay guys?
Brian, are we gay?
FARTS!
Farts
Pls no more Chris mic
Chris on mic is good
No, IM FIRST!!!
FIRST
firts