997 - Moment For 25 To Life (12/23/25)
To round out a very dark year, Will and Felix take a look at some grim stories: the Brown shooter’s identity, another Epstein drop, Bari Weiss’s promotion to Regime Censor, and Jelly Roll being pardoned. We then turn to the TPUSA conference where the fight for Charlie Kirk’s legacy continues, with Nicki Minaj joining the fray and JD Vance working overtime to hold together a splintering coalition. Finally, we dive into a City Journal panel on the state of the modern right, where we learn what Gen Z conservatives think about Jews, Hitler, and marriage.
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Comments (145)
He wasn’t working on cold fusion he ran MITs fusion department which is the brain of the fusion start up Commonwealth fusion
Oh man, Davis Aurini is a throwback
My ~situatuonship (maybe a humiliationship for me smh) her family is WASPed tf out and she is God's strongest lib while I'm first gen American and our family is every point of the political spectrum.
sorry but does anyone know the pond fight video they’re referencing? the only result i seem to find is one of a golfer getting his shit rocked
I dont like the weddings Obama blew up but he was a great orator....
I think nick fuentes is a sociopath because I don’t understand how someone can be that much of a loud and proud dweeb. his sense of shame and embarrassment is not like a normal persons
The corncob rape is in Sanctuary, not Absalom! Absalom! And Temple Drake actually is from an aristocratic Mississippi family. Get your fucking facts straight, Will.
Southern gothic strategy
it's crazy how much thinking women deserve equal rights helps with the getting a girlfriend problem
As a fellow graduate of an elite women’s boarding school in the south… woodberry Forrest or EHS? STAB? I must know
"Second mic at this point" That hurt.
Yeah that was rough
Hey Bari Weiss is not entirely talentless: 1. Look up the actor Clark Duke who was in Hot Tub Time Machine, that's Bari's 2nd gig and she plays a dude convincingly. 2. She encourages blackmailed Matt Taibbi to write paenes to her brilliance as an "entrepreneur" despite the fact that her "Free Press" bilgewater never got more than a few thousand views. But pimping genocide for the Ellison family is a gift that keeps on giving.
My Mayflower descendent ass subscribes to Chapo Trap House so I really haven’t done much with my life
If Will hadn't stepped on it, Felix's joke about Biden's Ruckenstoß would be meme-worthy
Trueanons Brace Belden?
I don't think there are two Braces.?
I don't like that will or Felix give the groypers any credit for claiming to be mad about Gaza genocide
If they help us nuke Israel. We need all the help we can get
Ok
Love the Will Wisconsin arc
I used to teach public speaking at a uni and a comm college. and I thought it was funny: every semester, a student would come in my class-- at least one-- and say something along the lines of hitler was a great public speaker or leader, even though he was so bad. now that all the people that can't go to college are saying it, i'm starting to think that maybe those people shouldn't have been at a college or university. like, maybe the admissions test to a modern post?Primary education should just be. "Do you think hitler had any redeeming qualities?" just like, are you smart enough to know we don't say that s***?
They stole this “decrecio” character from fawlty towers
L N P Mopknokom M Kmokop mmm on pop okkkokoo
I'm always saying this
I'm glad there's another guy with an eating disorder named Felix out there
look, I'm going to be controversial here, I agree with Barri Weiss that the reporting standard on the Torture Murder Dungeon is profoundly lacking. I think she, Bari Weiss, should be sentenced to be Forever Tortured, and she should write back how exquisitely terrifying it is for her, and how the level of pain is absolutely unrivaled, for her, and she should send missives up about that
Will, I am a communist and descended from cattle-thieving Scottish border trash. Do better
Will: “You are a gay homosexual”. Wow, I suddenly feel very called out. 😓
theres a phenomenon where the native american population has apparently tripled or something over the past century, a tiny bit from actual population recovery but mostly from an increase of americans self-reporting native ancestry... the lib version of "heritage american"
After the coverage of the tpusa/young republican of nyc events I got this week, this piece about the conservative Gen Z kids actually made me feel much better
how so those guys are freaks
Everyone I've met that went to Southern public schools was taught WW2 with the "Hitler was bad but was a great leader" shit. That's like what everyone who ever taught WW2 to me ever said until I got to college.
I majored in history at a college in the south and the civil war-era American history profs had to make a very pointed comment at the start of the semester that the civil war was indeed about slavery
Omg that is literally brace belden hahaha
lol the tent would be like the sixth floor museum having a mock up of the presidential limo and you can take a ride in it down elm street
Spencer’s Gen Z updates are a wonderful new spice added to the mix
Once again have to call the people you don't like "gay" while they're actively trying to make being trans illegal. Y'all should write for John Oliver.
mr shrek can you chill about calling people gay to demean them? this is actually not funny
“I-D-POL” takes me out everytime
My family got tossed from Scotland for stealing sheep, not cows.
Yeah, sure. "Stealing"
Protestants want to be Catholics so fucking badly but are too lazy to go through the rites.
If someone has one ancestor 11 generations back who was on the mayflower, it means 1 of their 2048 grandparents
Should have gotten Rick ta Life as a guest
Spencer a Woodberry Forest alum?
I’m legit so curious myself as I too am the product of an “elite southern boarding school”
Put some respect on Stalins name
Everything is sold out on the store, damn. Thats what I get for shopping late
Why aren’t young republicans coming out in support of Keemstar’s presidential bid?
Does anybody wonder if Felix listens to the Joe Budden Podcast? It’s definitely my favorite hip hop related podcast and he is fond of Unk culture.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
As a Mayflower decendant myself: deport all white people
Damn how do you find out if you are one
There are 20 million mayflower descendants in America currently
saying drinkkkkkk another whiskey poppppppp another pill. moneyyyyy makes you happy heavennnnnn isn’t real
imagine the blowey bunny gave jelly when he got that pardon
Decreccio is just Manuel from Fawltey Towers?
I wish they would get amber back in the rotation at least once in a while. I also think Roth should be a more regular fixture.
Fucking "Alt-Right Dogs" pull got me feeling ancient.
My theory that JD is a closeted trans woman started as a joke but every day I get closer to actually full throated believing it
The eyeliner, the strange amount he knows about trans people, the pics from college where he's dressed like a girl and looks happy, how uncomfortable in his skin he constantly appears. The trans equivalent of Larry Craig
Chapo hat arrived yesterday I love my Chapo hat!
in France and Montreal they call it the Chapeau Trap House
Shout out to Rick at lyfe, 25 ta lyfe New York hardcore they suck and Rick is a Nazi freak but um Crown of Thornz is still sick better band 💯
Most offensive thing said is that pauka nauka is suspended, don't put that evil in the universe. This is fansty football championship week
my vote for Felix’s Nicki would obvs be Asian Doll. I feel like he probably has summoned her by saying King Von’s name so many times
What’s the movie will mentions early in the episode
Not gonna lie the comment on there only being two mics now hit me harder than I was anticipating.
The Left needs its own Car Talk
nostalgia for groyp
Happy Holidays Everyone
The twist is this guys YouTube channel is actually about the SDI
i had to google what cardi b looks like for some reason... turns out its because she looks like nicki manji but bernie, etc.
Sometimes I wish Will would ask felix “what are you referencing” cuz felix will name-drop the son of a Czech prime minister like we would have any clue lmao
Mayflower descendants should have to name their kids shit like "Goody" and "Humility" if they want to brag about it
Absolutely love Father John Misty so much. Get him on the pod!
Bad Santa is NOT that good!
Haha I was calling out "Decretio!!" as soon they said "Portugese" real chapo Mk I shit. Maybe Caleb will do some wild shit too. What about the Baseball Crank? Has he committed suicide yet, or is he still around?
I hope Caleb writes a thinly veiled autobiographical screenplay
im gay
"Gay" is the "straight" of lgbtqi+
I'm in Milwaukee and watching a plastic bag drift down the grungy alley outside my windows, truly 2 kinds of Wisconsin winter
Felix mentioning the Lane Bryant Shooting invoked a uniquely American experience of someone referencing a mass shooting event that I have never once heard of.
Bari Weiss is too busy dialing in a drone strike on Kermit. She’s got no time to bias a newsroom!!!
jellyroll is the official music of family court
Nashville has been far too influential in the last few years. It’s Texas for Ben Shapiro.
great episode guys, the gen z conservatives segment was so fucking funny
AAAALLLLLT RIGHT They Were The Young Americans
Bari Weiss looks like Stav with long hair.
Don’t talk about stav like that!
I can guarantee that JD's Ulster Scots ancestors HATE him for converting to Papism
As much as the chuds hate him for marrying Usha?
It’s the great Bovine Barry folks. Trashy CBS is now hotter than ever because of her great personality and wit!!
1 last month of this
Happy Holidays to the podcasters in my phone 💕
who would be steve bannon’s randy?
Ohhhh noooo sirs
i went on a date with a tr4nny chaser who was friends with nick fuentes. he was really funny and cool at first, before he told me that. what sucks is he was hot af, and 6’3. he told me race science while complaining about his latina baby mama. he liked tr4nnys because theyre hyper feminine (he thought id be his tgirl trad wife) and one time he defended me when a cis girl called me a man. when i told him i cant be groyper because half of them post those horrifying tr00n on a noose memes. he told me “lmao thats not about you. you’re beautiful.” lol he was genuine but nah they hate us all. i hope he finds the deranged /tttt/ girl of his dreams. lol ill have to read that article. (edit: oh shit the conference was literally in my town..)
Genuinely insane how common this is. A lot of the men who’ve been interested in me were Conservative/Groyper types or PMC.
I want to write an essay on the white nationalists I work with and the pretzels they are tying to vote for Vivek. Crazy rumor too is Vivek wanted to marry usha, but she picked jd for better political opportunity.
I like the idea that JD Vance is just, like, the dumb version of Jude Law from the Young Pope who ISN’T aware he’s made his absentee parent his God
“Niki Minaj made a surprise appearance” Of course she did - her making an appearance anywhere is a surprise because nobody even knew she’s still alive.
48:35 😞😞
would die to hear Lil Durks thoughts on Ben Sasse and some troop movie from 2006
when Will said second mic at this point i almost cried 💔
"Hitler was a strong leader" come the fuck on dude read anything about him he was a moron
If you want your country led towards crippling defeat, national embarrassment, and shame, you can't do any better than Hitler
The “intellectual right” aren’t the only ones trying to drop a turd in the punch bowl on the Epstein disclosures, Matt Taibbi and Michael Tracey have both been calling the scandal a “hoax.”
Taibbi ain’t no intellectual. Tarnished brand he is.
Ramaswmay literally said 'the great replacement is real' on national television. He doesn't get to complain
All of us heritage Americans had great grandfather's that were bootleggers named stuff like Francis O'Brien or Ben Weinberg
Nicki Minaj over here like 'i wasn't going to join until they called themselves Rapepublicans'
Bari Weiss shouldn't be a household name but Liberals just can't ignore her like the giant corporate Simpson's brand logo monster she is. "Just don't look" and she'll go away.
bovine bari is a weapon of mass destruction
My buddy worked at a body shop in New Jersey and farted in Nicki Minaj's SUV when they brought it in for repairs. Some say the fart lingers in the upholstery to this day.
i love being a gay homosexual
Jeremy Irons doing loveline as the 4th clone of snake is a true opus, for the record.
Oh shit is Rick Ta Life the third mic on this episode?
Lolllll I was really confused by the title myself
skitzofranik. got it.
The brown "shooter" killed the MIT professor to protect oil interests. We are too close to sustainable fusion.
lol
one more hour and i was gonna do as the undercover fbi agent instructed me
Erika Kirk, may I meet you?
(scowling) just stop.
16th and gay
You guys think Erika is having a nice Christmas season this year?
Merry Christman you filthy animals
Just in time for my flight home. Thanks fellas
I hope you had good sky
Where's my Gawd Damn porn round up?!?
Merry Christmas to the Marxists, the Anarchists, the Radical Leftists, and the people who, in many cases, have no idea what in the hell they are doing.
Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 22 seconds
need to know the boys opinion on Avatar 3
Will tweeted about it
We are Charlie Kirk
I'm gay
Merry Christmas y'old savings and loners xx
Rick Ta Life mentioned?
The darkest time of year!
SMH LATE FUCKERS
#1
Second :(
Great ep guys