995 - The Numerology Guys feat. Alex Nichols (12/15/25)
Alex joins us to talk about Bari Weiss’s bizarre interview with Erika Kirk, Trump’s #PACKWATCH response to Rob Reiner’s death, and Candace Owens’ feud with just about every single member of Con Inc. over her bestie’s legacy. After a brief grab bag of new Epstein photos, we finally stage an intervention for Rod Dreher, who is currently having his artistic voice deteriorated by the stuffy losers at The Free Press.
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https://youtu.be/KyHLHhIr0y8?si=_SBnLL11-AIxVzX8
Can you please hire Alex full time 🥺?
delightful
louis ck described his fathers uncircumcised B=D as ‘primative root’ around the same time.. i wonder who bit whom
Gunther von Hagens did Body Worlds (Bodies was the Chinese one). He almost had an internship at my grad school program but our director was too creeped out lol.
Wtf is that song in the middle of the episode? I must know
Vito mentioned 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
78 years old. He was a fuckin kid.
When did they start saying Con Inc lol
Interesting take on affirmative action, Alex. 🤔
His take? Or regurgiating a tragically common line of thinking/ propaganda? Ive heard this knee jerk reaction from over a dozen people across the country. Granted most of em were older NewsMax types but still heard this in multiple states/regions. I dont think said with much convicrion or background but still
A bit surprised Felix didn't bring up the Eminem verse dissing Candace Owens from last year, feel like that really sums up her mileu
I think Erika Kirk bachelorette is an obvious one. She could cause drama by playfully stealing Tim Pools hat. I also think taking Kid Rocks donkey dick has been a hallowed right of passage for many rightwing women for decades.
Yeah but that old dick is suppurating and gross after over-use.
Love you guys merry Christmas everyone
Gen X conservatives and libs have become worse than Boomers. We can blame trauma but it’s willful ignorance.
I know it's been said, but it's still pretty funny the Kirk thing was called a "town hall"
Personally I’d like to see Rod get into syncretic Afro-Caribbean folk religion like Santeria or Vodou. Curating shrines/offerings would be a good way to keep busy. A constructive hobby. He could link w Azealia Banks, broaden his horizons a bit.
They're both hateful, possibly unwell people. It gives less a "I can fix her" situation, more "she can make me worse" type arrangement
Instagram reels community reaction to this was “This chopped ho think she Thanos”
EriKaKirK is saying deteriorate so much cause she just played Halo 4 for the fist time, I did the same thing when I was 12
There is circumcised and there is normal penis. There is no un-circumcised.
Normal penis gross tho
@1:01:27 Nick Fuentes is the Zillennials' Tom Cruise
Love that Felix is up on Angie Harmon lore. My personal fav is that she attended HP high school in Dallas at the same time as SVU’s Stephanie march!
something important about the ai "we are charlie kirk" music video (the one where jd sings) creator is that she (im assuming here) is SUPER obsessed with making AI songs sung by elon's kid X and barron trump. she heavily ships barron with princess leonor of spain (heir to the throne) too. everything gets millions of views, it's so awesome. the youtube channel is @ ViVO tunes.
Really appreciate this information
The Big Lebowski quote is so funny because in the film its so clearly just some dumb bullshit Walter is saying to try and sound smart and Rod heard it and was like "hmm, yes, very insightful 🤔"
The boys sound like they're over this shit
It's the holidays, our ancestors holed up with salted meats and various preserves to wait for spring, no one demanded slop from them every Tuesday
I only talk to God when I need a flavor
Biden would be right to say “another dago down” whenever an Italian dies.
CBS news kept referring to the Kirk interview as a “town hall” which makes zero fucking sense
They took questions from people in the audience, I guess? Whatever. It just adds to the pomposity.
In support of gas station drugs!
The first edition of No Pasaran had several typos; have you fixed/found all those? I could email Chris about it if not
Tyler Robinson also didn’t finish his Kirk clip
This my last year online 20, 2, 6… look it up
they should give charlie kirks body to the sharks like they did with osama bin laden
Out of respect for traditional, shark based Evangelical burial practices
"we can rule for a century" damn, serious downgrade from the thousand year reich
YKS shoutout we love to see it
4, 26 and 8 are some good numbers though.
11:47 the only person who comes to mind is Hale Boggs.
Cringe setup for what the article’s about, but don’t see how that wasn’t exactly Walter’s point in the Big Lebowski “At least its an ethos” meaning at least its a set of beliefs unlike nihilism which is below even that. Thats the joke, a true observation that prompts the audience and the dude to think “why the fuck does this matter Walter”
Stupid argument but nihilism is a rejection of inherent, greater Meaning, Truth etc in the world. It’s still a cogent philosophy that philosophers have had to deal with for like a century. Nobody really struggles to deal with nazi shit philosophically. It’s not just “the joker”. That and anarchism, nobody ever gets them right at all. Related, blessed is the flame
The Mitski fans that voted for Trump are probably all in Dimes Square
Was really hoping Rod would at least call Zohran a cutie
I still think his neck just did that.
Shingy... haven't thought about that guy in a LONG time
Rod is completely depleted smh.
Y’all gotta check out Gary the number guys lmao
Julian Feeld is levitating
I just can't get into Bob Dylan. He's so tedious.
Hadn’t heard about this WWF-style showdown on the Right 😂 thanks for the update on the lunacy
Chapo Gay House
It was extremely funny to me when Felix said Candace Owens' audience is dumb women who are addicted to things at the gas station because whenever I think of Candace I think of the goofy mid-thirties Invader Zim hoodie woman who used to work at the gas station near my house who would try to hit on me in a super socially awkward way and always had Candace Owens playing on a tablet leaned up against the wall.
My first thought is mean leftist gays who watch her for the lolz, but I know that's probably a small percentage
Thank you for reminding me about the “primitive root wiener”
thought leader whose thoughts you are not allowed to reference or quote
Thot Leader
Rod Dreher: “Pluralistic liberal democracy is terrible. And the left is making the portions too small.”
The idea that it's young people who have been brainwashed by the Internet would come as a surprise to anyone who's been on Facebook lately.
The man. Has. Syphilis.
i wonder if felix includes david krumholtz's Numb3rs in his TV lexicon
What’s the timestamp when Felix first speaks?
I didn't know this Dylan song, nice one
I finished the Sopranos for the first time early this year, and it feels like every week since, Will and Felix have brought up Vito and the Jonny Cakes arc. I'm very grateful for this personalised programming!
Never thought I would feel grateful for Candace Owens but I'm glad someone out there is effectively driving all these people insane
My copy of Matt's book got lost in the mail, can I get a replacement? lol
Felix with the shrieking and interrupting right out the gate
responding to the woman getting tens of millions of views on YouTube by spinning stories about the French government, the Stanford Prison Experiment, and the biggest political assassination since JFK by going on a show that gets seventy thousand views at the worst time slot of the week and saying nothing but stop is so awesome. i’d pay a trillion dollars for a book of erika kirk in conversation with john fetterman
That would be like the worst episode of Love on the Spectrum.
what a fucking world where tucker carlson and candance owens are the only ones offering any opposition against trump while the democrats do what exactly? when’s the last time anyone’s even heard from any major member of the party? we are in the eighth layer of hell
literally the only thing i can even think of that they did this year was try to stop Zohran and refuse to congratulate him
Got a good hearty laugh from Alex Nichols' joke about linguists needing to make languages
chia pet commercial in the big 25 is crazy
i was at an orgy and we started when bari and erika came on
how great would it have been if that lib kid asked erika kirk if she had her husband killed
has there been a single thing that’s happened since charlie kirk got killed that hasn’t made you think the trump administration ordered it as a false flag in a desperate reach to save its plummeting popularity?
Will’s absolutely right. it’s so funny how they thought this would turn charlie into MLK but it actually tuned him into bad luck brian. Maybe if they didn’t attack George Floyd as a fentanyl addict and turn him into their own meme things might’ve tuned out differently. Oh well!
nice of erika kirk and bovine bari to bond over ordering assassinations on guys with large followings
at this point trump is both a literal and metaphoric stand in for israel. everyone’s sick of him but we all know he’s not going anywhere so you can either follow every move he makes and drive yourself crazy or try to tune him out and pretend he’s not there destroying the world and making everyone hate us.
I’m looking forward to the new Chapo spinoff show, “Erika Kirk in Mathemagic Land”
Need 💯
Very excited about this based on the promise of the title. I’ve often said that the leading signs that someone has completely lost their fucking mind are interests in numerology, symbology and backronyms.
“He loved excellence” They should let the shooter go, I can only imagine Charlie’s self harm ideation if that statement is true. He wasn’t even excellent at being a reactionary dipshit. He was getting lapped by Nick Fuentes. It’s like if you wanted to hurt the 96 bulls and gunned down the dude MJ played quarters with.
MAGA Mitski stans be like “todayyy I will wearrr my red trucker hat”
YAY Alex 🥳 made my Tuesday and it hasn’t even started yet
The fuck did Alex just say?
Alex is wrong about affirmative action. Race-based hiring quotas are illegal and are not the point of affirmative action in the US
Well then I have no idea what the point of it is, to be fair
How do you quote the "at least it's an ethos scene" without noting that he was contrasting Nazis with nihilists?
Hey Chris are you familiar with the Iron Knowledge song “Show Stopper?” Very Chapo coded. It’s ostensibly an anti-war song but actually about how great cocaine is.
Rogan just described Dipset's catalog
The funny thing about Tim pool getting shot at was he lives in rural West Virginia, and it's deer season, so he 1) lacks pattern recognition and 2) is a big wuss
The Fred Sanford Prison Experiment
This is the craziest way to find out I share the same state as Tim Pool.
Alex Nichols best guest. My vote for third mic when Matt is not on
Yeah. No. X
Charlie has actually been turned into one sentence
Deterioration is a deteriorative condition
“look in the mirror and reflect” NO THAT’S THE MIRROR’S JOB
Stop in the name of God and honor Black Sabbath.
Obviously what Trump said about Reiner is nuts but you know the libs are gonna go wild when Trump dies!
I agree that the US president and Muller she wrote should be held to the same standards
🦅 Kakkirk! Kakkirk!
Erika kirk is trying to hide that she sold her husband's body to a medical warehouse for 50 dollars
Charlie’s favorite word now is “urn.”
Unfortunately the 50 cent AI soul cover is actually good
The angel number 1111 does kind of look like the trois couleurs.
Chapo forgot about Dre. (Forgot About Dre - 1950's Soul Version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCLJErY8ar4
How much do you want to bet that the wave of books with titles like How To Be An Anti-Woke Leftist are part of the same infrastructure as Fuentes? I don’t think one is cover for the other: I think it’s something else entirely. Some Rand analyst probably determined that high speed rail can only be rolled out by a red-brown alliance.
Ugandan twelver lives matter is poised for a big year
Rod’s not even trying anymore it’s kinda sad
The Erika Kirk and Bari Weiss thing made me cringe because I knew I was wacthign bad acting. Practiced theater kid shit.
Someone please tell Joe Rogan that what he’s seeking is Purple Haze by Cam’ron
"Saturday Night's All Right For Orgies... Get A Little Action In"
A Candace Owens watch-along podcast of the hit 2005 math based crime show "Numb3rs"
If I remember correctly, when AOC won her primary against the Dem incumbent in 2018, Trump also wrote a post taking credit, as if AOC was an open MAGA enthusiast.
lol this is just their version of force the vote
The seventh day adventists had got to Charlie Kirk confirmed. was showing a bunch of insanely long and boring SDA movies about Ellen White at TPUSA
I could honestly see Felix going to orgies. I think he'd spend a large part of his time sampling and commenting on all the sodas they have setup on the island
*the kitchen island, not that island
The Mitski fan Trump voter is probably just her State Department dad
Felix coming in with the Rizzoli & Isles references as a true anthropologist of lesbians
Felix needs to stop attacking all the proud Chapo minithins users out here.
you guys know this is the homemade goatse guy, right?
When Rod Dreher and people like him talk about “identity politics” they mean non white people doing politics. I think Dreher is being heavily edited by the Free Press. There’s some of his stuff there, but it is clearly being reworked.
weimar germany is when gay people have fun
Is it me or does Erika talk like Taylor Tomlinson's comedy delivery. Except it's just deadass. I expect a punchline after she deadpans something biblical only to prairie dog stare into "praise jesus".
America Kirk
In Australia, the current leader of the opposition changed her given name, Susan, to Sussan on the strength of wisdom gleaned from numerology. She admitted this on national TV with no obvious sense of embarrassment.
Charlie Kirk's ex wife Erika
She left him after he suffered a life-changing injury 💔
Un deux trois is so fucking funny
Happy that Alex from the main show (chapo fym) was able to take time out of his schedule to chop it up with the boyz. Hoping Tom and Outlaw can come on next week to squash the beef
everyone is family here at Gas Digital
Candace Owens is an auteur. I am not rooting for her, but I'm always excited to see what she does next
More like "urn" am I right?
Rest in Power King. Rob Reiner's a true legend
Avatar 3 content when, boys?
Erika Kirk talking about “excellence” and people “earning” what they have while doing an interview with Bari Weiss is something.
What if the deep state-led breeding program had Erika Kirk mate with Gavin Newsom to produce the American Kwisatz Haderach? Just asking questions. I hate all of these people
I like Alex's affect, I think he's funny, and it doesn't matter if he laughs actually
The Erica Kirk interview was straight out of To Die For, if Nicole Kidman was 30 lb heavier but just as stupid. Are we sure the gunman wasn't some mentally handicapped troubled youth that she sucked off to get him to shoot Charlie in the neck?
been locked tf in all week since I saw that Rod was writing for Bari's blog, it's such a wonderful conjunction of some of my favourite Chapo topics
Bari Weiss-Erika Kirk girl-on-girl when????
Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 31 seconds
You should start logging when Felix says “Tree of Life memory” or “that’s like season three of Goliath”
always a funny fella.
first!