993 - From the Columbia River to the Sea feat. Andrew Hudson (12/8/25)

love pausing a podcast 10 minutes in and going down a serial killer wiki hole for an hour bc i googled a stupid joke reference

"You got tubi and kanopy, you're good" is the most relatable thing I've ever heard anyone say on a podcast

The sea lion segment had me rolling.

Billy Bob telling actors to stay out of politics while performing in the right wing propaganda dogshit that is Yellowstone and Landman.

Props to NYC Buffalo reintroduction

I love Felix's running bit about Goliath, because I may be the only other person who watched two seasons of that show years ago. The William Hurt Cooperman reference kills for me.

Will's been sitting on that QT impression. Also, I was a certified Matthew Lillard hater when I was in high school in the 90's (he annoyed the fuck out of me in Scream), but even I admit, he was fucking great in "that one scene in the Descendants."

Zahler should be directing the Blood Meridian movie not Hillcoat.

Thank you for calling out all the Goliath references nobody asked for

They can’t keep taking our chubby boys from us. It needs to stop.

Really funny for Andrew to list the people he thinks will save the film industry---Cameron, Spielberg, and Scorsese---and they're all 70+ years old

We need to give the sea lions guns

I farm on 1.3 acres mostly solo. I'm the Matthew Lillard of farmers, and ya'll are Taranteening.

That guy needs to update his Trump impression. It’s not 2016 Trump, he speaks with “sh” sounds a lot from dentures falling out and his voice is raspier

Maybe now we can finally talk about how racist and misogynistic QT’s movies are

Stellar Sea Lions mugged me in Gold Bay

L guest, don’t ever speak of S. Zahler like that

My co-worker is an extra in Marty Supreme. He's a pro table tennis player who knew Marty and played with him. He probably should have retired from working in education by now but he loves hanging out with kids and telling stories, I mean, counseling them.

Felix gets weird when someone is funnier then him. Chill, bro. We still like you

I can't believe I'm saying this but Markiplier is exactly the person Will is saying he is looking for in terms of a filmmaker fighting to release movies in theaters.

Luther Vandeoss box set

Cute chemistry with the guest

reminder that QT really liked The Newsroom

NEW ZEALAND MENTIONED. incredible accent will

famers remind me of defense contractors… farmers fulfill government contracts for food i guess. and if an independent landlord cant manage that contract or farm. a property management or corporation will buy the farm and fulfill that contract for corn or whatever.

Did they sneak a Bone Tomahawk endorsement in there? Eugh...

I’m the only one who caught the Richie Aprile reference?

Cloud was great. Wizard of Oz type shit.

Did anyone else always assume that Jonathan Demme was European

section about the fish is forced and cringe, like of course the biome of the salish sea is fucked after we killed all the whales

Reservoir Dogs is very good. Pulp fiction is kinda good. Every other Tarantino movie is dogshit and this hack is the most overrated director there is

Brutal episode

being a washingtonian, this episode really reminds me that podcasters sound smart until they talk about anything you actually personally have knowledge of

Buckshot!!

Ranchers are gonna keep flatlining their family Wirehaired Pointers unless we let them hunt wolves

Will please let Kath ask for your hand in marriage, and please have the whole event done in Bravo-Vision. It’s all my little daughter Miss Noodles the Cat wished for Christmas.

Quentin Tarantino sucks ass and hasn't done shit since Jackie Brown. I don't care if this is a smoothbrain movie opinion, it's true. Also, the only good take that Tarantino ever had is that Chris Tucker is the funniest American alive, which is absolutely true.

All the ads I saw for One Battle After Another made it look like a movie made explicitly for dumb people. "I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS WOKE STUFF BUT THEY GOT MY DATTER!" Pass

the best thing about living in Seattle is that you can go to the beach and see a sea lion swim insanely fast and blow raspberries like a giant swimming dog. I think they should build them a barge with activities on it.

Will endorsing One Battle After Another is as devastating as when AOC voted for Iron Dome funding. Maybe it’s time to end the show…

There’s something poetic about them ending an episode where they (rightfully) make fun of QT and his manic filmtakes with them drooling over all the “evil” movies they love.

I had a friend in high school and during our Sophomore year in 2016, he catfished Milo to send him dick pics. It’s a lot bigger than you would think, but it’s not necessarily massive

We're sending Will to the country side

Farmers don't think about you at all

5 bags… must be a Greg head

I know he’s a cartoon, but I was in love with Gambit before they changed his voice. 💔

MSJ just lost the title for worst kiwi accent. Much love from Aotearoa

the antivax eugenics thing got me thinking about that report which has been going around predicting 4 billion deaths from global warming by 2050, mostly due to agricultural collapse. it occurs to me that from the ruling class perspective people who are dying of measles are probably more manageable than people who are dying of starvation, so maybe they're trying to thin us out with disease as much as possible before we all realize the food is gone and get mad about it.

More seal sounds please.

My current dnd character is based off of Matthew Lillard's character in Hackers. Loved SLC Punk in college and rewatched it many times.

Hey! Cool it on the farmers, that is the food you eat!

Felix you are beautiful at any size and shape

S Craig Zahler fuckin rocks man.. cant wait for "The Bookie & The Bruiser"

Willamette *Flats*, Mr Menaker? Somebody clearly hasn't been to the most-visited natural tourist attraction in the Pacific Northwest

Surprised Alex Karp didn't show off his karate

Benny Johnson suing Milo Yiannopoulos for calling him gay would be a the biggest legal blunder since Jerry Falwell sued Larry Flynt for that fake liquor ad which implied Falwell committed incest with his mother.

Shoutout Kanopy. Tons of quality movies/TV/Docs. Check if your local library provides it (and also Libby for ebooks)

The rapist class build joke was solid gold

Eddington has me puzzled but the sea lion call center bit had me barking

Too many people commented “Felix Biggerman” on that YouTube interview and now he has a complex 😭

Felix has so much energy after conquering obesity

From the river to the sea, seals and sea lions will be free!!

karp actually does xc skiing, a sport i played until i has self awareness then immediately became suicidal for years. great sport for unathletic rich people

It costs taxpayers $35,000 to bribe a single sea lion to leave the river

Here’s a clip that cracked me up back in the day of Billy Bob getting pissed bc someone didn’t respect his band enough. I love that Felix has referenced BBT’s weirdness about how people address his music. Specifically “Hillary Clinton talks about her book the way Billy Bob talks about his music”-Felix. 😂 https://youtu.be/x-CemT8ifdQ?si=II0bVzZHuw1CwMCk

Sea Lion meat is probably delicious, no? All that marbling. What! What’d I say! I didn’t kill anyone!

Bad Santa giving a Jesus’ Son vibe is peak felix. thank you :..

chinese dao haters in my crosshairs and i got the green light

I have seen the sea lions running for political office AI slop, and I was not fooled!

Malick's final film, the Fat Red Fine

Really hate seeing the unfrozen caveman lawyer looking Ellison son everywhere all of a sudden, what vat of opaque goo did he spawn from?

The pinniped discussion has the PNW wildlife-knowers rending their Patagonias

at the nautical museum in Astoria, Oregon (dope, must visit) there's an exhibit that shows an old sign that advises new sailors to only pack duffel bags because only farmers carry suitcases. calling fishers farmers is fighting words.

As a proud descendant of a many centuries spanning line of austrian peasants, I found Wills example for peasant brain being Romani people in the middle ages very offensive, or how would you explain the morons like my ancestors who bought the miracle healing talismans ointments and potions from travellers, be they romani sinti or jewish?

Only OG grey wolves got that Jason Miller reference

I don't usually care about the pronunciation flubs people love to point out but "Shirley Crish-holm" is insane lol

I watched four rooms the other night on CC, holy shit QT is unbearable

You gotta give Karp credit: at Palantir, the Neurodivergent Fellowship is genuinely not a diversity initiative

In Chapo's communism, the reeducation camps will stream movie mindset and ep1 episodes directly to the landlords nueral links.

Alex Karp doing stabbing motions with a scimitar. The stab attack on that thing would be terrible it is a slash weapon. Bet he’s wearing boots that give a range strength bonus. Fuckin clown’s build is terrible

Proudly raising my children to be sea lions not sheep

I just gotta say.....sorry Will NY sucks except for Zohran

Eddington is dogshit if you’re under the age of 40

Re: death of film— The novel hasn’t died yet. Weren’t the last few years the best ever for novel sales?

Tarantino's always been a goblin of a human but a world class creative. I don't think that holds up anymore after he spliced footage of CGI Uma Thurman shouting at the Fortnite banana man into the final cut of Kill Bill.

Bad Santa is NOT a Coen brothers movie

wishing Felix the best of luck with his eating disorder

https://www.namanet.org/what-we-do/active-campaigns/block-corporate-salmon/

What tier to see Felix's cum gutters? Asking for a friend.

The sea lion is four feet shorter and 500 lb lighter than a Corolla, what’s her point?

Not a very christmassy thing to say, but shepherd assholes over here have been making a huge stink about recovering wolf numbers, flanked by the right-wing press who are practising for refugees, no doubt. After all, arent't they both born predators coming here to ravish our white innocents? Which is our privilege? Exactly. And the EU commission keeps relaxing hunting rules to appease these bastards.

Cloud sucked!

I am honestly surprised by how myopic the commentary on the death of movies is in this ep. There is a whole world out there making movies, if these mergers are centralizing the slop, it was already slop anyways. Who gives a shit about Justice League and Space Jam 2? And even then, even Netflix has a 1/20 ratio of good and bad stuff coming out, which is better than Disney at this point. Of course these mergers are egregious and everyone involved should be videogamed, but movies as an art form won't die because some billionaire cunts want to monopolize it. Even A24, which is straight up a private equity, will still exist outside of the monopoly.

Tarantino’s reputational market correction is loooooong overdue.

SONIC’S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE

Salmon are pretty important. We can bump their numbers by protecting estuaries and spawning habitat, setting sustainable commercial fishing quotas and installing fish ladders at dams and weirs. Once proper management gets the stocks up, the way to keep them healthy is to BLAST those honk-ass fatties when they get cute and try to clean out a net. Anyone else in East coast media wanna yell a better way to do it at us from across the country?

Will’s taxing sports betting to fund movies idea is almost as good as his two streaming platforms one called movies and one called tv that has everything ever idea. I wish he owned everything Larry Ellison does

Inglorious Basterds will always be good, but Tarantino is past his expiration date. He's all moldy now.

Couldn’t agree with Andrew’s Tarantino take any more (nor his bad Santa being proto Jody hill). His movies were great in your early 20s. I have zero interest in rewatching reservoir dogs or pulp, Django, inglorious and I have even less interest in seeing once upon a time or hateful 8 or anything new he does even once. Him being closer to spiritual brothers with dano/lillard than Clooney is objectively true in every universe and time line that has ever existed. What a fucking loser qt is. Big Andrew fan. If there was a need to fill a third chair and it had to be the same guest for both chapo and mindset Andrew is the obvious winner

Bryce Harper tried to fight the commissioner of baseball for proposing a salary cap so he gets a pass on the raw milk shit

rat faced fuck jason miller!

“when something bad happens and it makes you a little retarded later” LMFAO

The dams give sea lions an unnatural advantage, while supplying clean renewable energy. The three states refuse to stop allowing commercial fishing on the Columbia. That should be the main point of criticism, ahead of increasing sea lion or dam removal. Sturgeon and endangered salmon are at risk, thanks to the human caused sea lion problem.

take a shot every time Felix mentions Goliath

Pinnipeds have a right to defend themselves ✊

Felix jokes getting stepped on :(

As a proud Washingtonian I say we must arm the people to confront this sea lion threat! Science classes should all have mandatory day trips in which teenagers are armed with AR-15s and permitted to swish cheese these lesser mammals!

Quentin is insufferable I agree. Most of his acting is bad, but his role in pulp fiction really brings out his grossness and seemed to fit in perfectly

We are the sea lion years for the salmon.

I had to google what a pinniped is and I gotta say, not what I was expecting.

Why aren’t you talking about Zohran abetting Venezuela regime change operations? 🧐

The only streaming service I need is The Tamisha Iman Network!

So we know Felix’s latest fixation

Maybe Charlie kirk is pulling a big boss and allowing kirkification to be his meme, his phantom

fuentes being an fbi informant makes so much sense

If theres an issue involving seals or sea lions, I'm always on the side of the seals or sea lions. Unless polar bears are also involved. Perhaps they should release a bunch of polar bears in the area to solve the problem?

It fucking rules that Benny Johnson dodges the gay allegations by Bushido posting about his duty to his family. I'm publishing the names of every political figure currently gangstalking me to prove that I'm mentally stable

milo’s right, eric kirk is sinister

I live in Washington and work in marine science out here - it's basically common knowledge that seal and sea lion predation has almost no effect on salmon population, and the real issue is dams destroying habitats. Dam removal is basically a non starter politically despite huge public support among even the most milquetoast tech liberals in Seattle, and some success with the Elwha river. But people with limited imagination and a great capacity for violence always come back to culling seals and sea lions rather than tackling the actual difficult solutions.

Julianne Moore's truly incredible performance in "Maps to the Stars" as a wealthy powerful woman unable to experience joy or any human connection, losing her grip on power, deeply contemptuous and suspicious of everyone around her, angry at underlings, and barely faking her way through standard social interactions is a spiritual biopic of Noem, Bondi, MTG, Mace and all the rest of these MAGA dead-zone women. Julianne's horrifying scene where she celebrates the drowning of a child because it opens up an acting gig for her is Noem or Bondi when one of the detained children die in custody!

If you came here to Patreon just to complain about the podcast not showing up in whatever other app you use, you're probably the same kind of person to start clubbing sea lions if you couldn't get the salmon you were expecting. Relax guys give it a day before you start whining at least

I don’t know how anyone can watch Chalamet with any suspension of disbelief. He acts at a level on par with Kevin in Home Alone.

ugh why did we have to build our team around the mormon freak who does blood withdrawals and can only have white, conservative teammates. i miss the ‘07-2011 Phillies so much

Really liked what Felix said on I think hasan's stream about how glosingkamp is the kind of person who acts like these effete urbanites don't understand what its like to have real problems, like having a bear in your yard. And sure, stand your ground, dump both of the 2 mags you have taped together jungle style in your Daniel defense AR-15 with an lpvo optic, foregrip, laser light module into that fucker if it tries to come in your house and get at your big ceramic jar of honey that says "honey" on it, a man's house is his castle, but come on dawg you got a big magical animal right at your window you ain't gotta go to the zoo or nothing, people who act like only jughooting countryfolk have real problems that are the rural equivalent of people who move into a brand new condo next to a bar thats been there for 80 years and bitch about the noise

Pinniped tech support is a pretty good bit.

Is Will not a Sinners fan? Excited for Marty Supreme but sinners is still my fav of the year so far

If sea lions are eating too many salmon, the obvious solution is to feed them karp

Everyone knows colder brains work better because the neurons are closer together.

Marie Gluten-Free Perez

*slaps toyota corolla* you can fit a whole sea lion's worth of salmon in this thing

glusen concentration camp perez is like if you took the most evil girl from your kindergarten class and put her in congress at age 6. at least she didn’t hold up a sign of hunter biden’s cock, i guess. what a bar we have established.

The way the reporter says "mmm" when Alex Karp said "I've spent a lot of time talking to Nazis" is the absolute height of professionalism

I agree so strongly with Felix that she has Elderly Parents vibes. Was devastated last ep when Will was like "...what?"

My family immigrated from Newfoundland. You should be able to go after pinnipeds but only if you are clubbing them

My favorite moment is when alex karp shows the woman his sword thrust and you see the shame wash over him

People have insane reverence for "farmers". I'm a farmer, in that my family has two LLCs for each of our family farms that distributes the profits that the guy renting our lands plants crops and harvests. This is what a typical "farmer" is in a country where 2% of the pop. is involved in agriculture.

Real quick: Megan Dugong

They're boating in Sea Lions from Inner Oceans into our neighborhood streams!

I like the theory that farmers are pushing the sea lions to eliminate natural salmon stocks to hurt the fisheries. Big Farma needs to be stopped.

I think we know what real Nazis Alex Karp has been talking to. *cough* Peter Thiel *cough* Elon Musk *cough* *cough*

once upon a time in hollywood fucking sucked, gotta make up for that one before you go after the goat matthew lillard pal

Anyone have a link the bong or pond fight Andrew and Felix are talking about? Can't find it and it's driving me crazy

Well this explains why I can't get steelhead trout in Pennsylvania anymore 😡 fuck those sea lions frfr 😤

Charlie is alive and Erika and TPUSA have him chained up in the basement and they're proliferating his DNA to sperm banks all over the country

RFK JR: we need to throw neurodivergent children to the wolves like the ancient Spartans did in that movie OSCILLATING BLUR CALLING ITSELF ALEX KARP: NOYOUDONTUNDERSTANDIMGOINGTOBEYOUROVERLORD

Alex Karp is definitely a menace to voles and also needs to have his own drones used on him

Have you ever seen Alex Karp and SammyClassicSonicFan in the same place???

Movie recommendations this ep: Bad Santa Marty supreme One battle after another Cloud No other choice Dragged across concrete Brawl in Cell block 99 Bone tomahawk Map to the stars Payback Paycheck And ofc Ed Edd and Eddington

Lol big upping the Bronx zoo. Isn't that the zoo that kept a human in captivity?

Stellar sea lions don’t prefer salmon, they prefer fatty fish like pollock which we also overfish like an insane amount in order to make… KRAB.

Excited to hear more about Felix's weight loss journey. Though I will never watch any of the shows he talks about.

She would have been sooooo much worse!

I don't see this one on the RSS feed

You know Alex Karp is one of those guys that used to shit his pants at school as a kid And you know he was extremely creepy to the girls at high school, one of those guys that would fixate on a girl and then get unreasonably angry when she expectedly rejected his weird advances. You don't revel in the roll out of AI murder software without having a seriously fucked up childhood

this episode isn’t showing up on pocketcasts — not the first time this has happened, and i’m not sure if it’s an RSS issue or what.

Sure they eat all the salmon but have you ever seen a sea lion pup sleep on top of a 1300 pound stellar sea lion? It’s adorable and you should be here for it.

Montanan here. Nothing turns me into a tyrant faster than seeing the very common “Save Montana. Smoke a pack a day” sticker that features a wolf in a sniper’s crosshairs. I would love to tell a man named Wyatt Larson that he must either submit to wolf re-education or be banned from naming his son “Stetson”.

Welcome to this world of fools, of pink champagne and swimming pools

Fun fact about Burn Notice. Bruce Campbell was backstage at wwe raw filming a skit the night the Benoit murders happened.

The Republican party is run by Nazi gays, from sloppy top to power bottom.

Felix with the, The Decendents deep cut reference, so good

Primus sucks!

A pinniped sneezed directly into my face one time.

Erm, excuse me, but Ted Turner's delightful Montana Grill brought back the noble bison. To eat.

Marie gluesniffer perez

Neal the Seal mention

I find it so cute how much Felix loves the descendants by Alexander Payne. Me too dude that movie rocks

Can I teach you guys how to say Willamette please

I dream of one day having to create a fellowship to cover for the PR crisis "people saw me"

Perez to stand on the roof of Pike Place Market with a gigantic flag with a blue trout on it

Not many things more annoying than life long east coast city boys talking about wildlife management on the west coast

Kulaks deserved it

Sea lions used to travel 50-70 miles up the Columbia, till they were over hunted and were absent from the river for 100+ years. This is actually a great conservation success

Alex karp be like “bitch, i might be”

link: https://youtu.be/qToHS07HoGw?si=bFvj4dFnC63rFq4C

Man I hope I'm the first one to tell Felix that there's a time where Billy Bob went on the CBC radio show "Q" and lost his fucking shit. Apparently it wasn't communicated to the host that Billy Bob doesn't wanna talk about acting he's just here to talk about the band, so he decided to be the worst interview ever. About 5:30 in, at first it looks like maybe Billy Bob is having a stroke when the host asks if he loved music as a kid and he replies "I subscribed to a magazine called famous monsters of filmland..."

thanks for this guys. my family won’t stop making fun of me for my membership to the pinniped fandom

Anyone else not having this load on Apple podcasts?

Ok but Andrew’s right, some girls aren’t clavicle girls

My favorite movie of the year was FNAF 2. I saw Eddington, it's a good movie, I did not have fun watching it and would never choose to go out of my way to watch it again. It was a wholely joyless experience. Five Nights at Freddy's 2, however, made me smile and remember that life is worth living. So which is really the "better movie"???

I unfortunately grew up a Nintendo kid, but have thankfully progressed past that point thanks to having a job and friends. I still occasionally check in with whatever the new releases are and I think nothing better exemplifies Felix’s anime club point more than the seemingly exact nerds Marvel quips were invented for are now declaring Jihad on Metroid Prime 4 for having the thing they were all soying themselves over a few years ago.

Killing sea lions so you can harvest more salmon is something the villains from avatar would do.

Y’all are forgetting the most important Salmon competitors, the OG GOATs, grizzly bears!! 🐻 Bring in some more grizzlies and have them duke it out with the sea lions 🦭

On a farm right now. You should absolutely hate farmers. The woman farmer on the farm opposite calls herself indigenous. She was born in Australia in the 50s.

Everybody’s just saying the word pinniped like that’s a thing we all know.

look the sea lion thing is kooky but at least she's moved on from her obsession with promoting the Washington Christmas Tree industry

fuck yeah Primus sting. i'll clap like a sea lion every time

God bless the boys for the rancher slander. I live in NM, they suck DICK

Marie G-P is a bird brain & prolly goes to political events / is in the same room w/members of the Doumit family / Cathlamet local democrats as well as fishing dynasty…maybe not quite Huey Long levels, but ain’t too hard to figure out? Plus, you got a lot of outer borough constituent ‘beautiful boaters’ and monied glampers up there in skamania to chat up at the local boat ramp &/or ATV trail… …maybe similar to Hochul talking to monied outer borough diner goers that have cars in NY canceling congestion pricing? At best they’re outer borough more contractor working class and commercial drivers absent rail infrastructure that probably do need to drive , but many are often fairly monied slumlords & small business tyrants / comfortable outer borough suburbanites on up to millionaires and billionaires? Hard to say what / who’s worse? Although, petroleum industry suck up current Louisiana political dynasty aside, if we had Kingfish / Longism corruption and everyone’s 8th cousin is named Long in no-work and no show jobs, idk that it’d be “worse” than whatever this monopoly-techno-facism mutant thing is that we have now? ‘Wil-uh-met’ to a local ahahahahhaa (is there a Gala idk about? Like the ‘Will-A-Met’ gala ahahahhaah) ‘Willaaaaaam-et’ ‘Oregone territory’ Ahahahahah

This episode gets my Seal of Approval

I am poop. I am pee. I am a fart. (Cuomo voice)

As a Washingtonian, id like to say thank you. Theres no such thing as bad press

Mitt Romney gonna have to cut back on his salmon burger and ketchup blinkos

Best part of this episode is where all three hosts imitate sea lions like Vincent Price's ass-kissing friends from Masque of the Red Death

Neil the seal is proudly Tasmanian thank you very much

Felix begins speaking at 2 minutes and 42 seconds

Hudson News Network

SLOP

Please don’t ban the anti-small penis vaccine please please please don’t ban it I need it I need it

First in line for the trough

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