989 - Butt Crappened feat. Sarah Squirm (11/24/25)

I always pictured the white house bowling alley looks like the one where Daniel Plainview bashed Sunday's head im

I will always appreciate how Felix days Doge correctly. The JIF pronunciation of GIF really won on Doge

Lmfao so glad felix mentioned Rattner's appearance on Entourage bc that is all I can think of when I hear his name: how on the show he's meant to be a cool badass but just comes off as a gross predator (and that's with Johnny Drama as his main adversary lol)

this is the worst guest and it's not even close

I wanted to like this but it's on 420 and I can't ruin that. So here's my thumbs up 👍

Chapo come to peoria we will show you an okay time

imo MTG’s decision to resign is the best decision she’s ever made. Since she’s legitimately stupid, she makes a really good MAGA, Q anon-style fanatical republican, but now that she’s breaking with the crazy contingent, she’s not at all savvy enough to be a regular republican talking about healthcare and shit so she just needs to be done

Chris Tucker also lived at Neverland Ranch for a while. He's ... One of the Guys

I think Trump just personally wants the mayor of New York on his side, for utterly nonpolitical purposes. He needs Venues for Spectacular Events. He needs Gorgeous-style Flashbulbs. He needs to hold up half of a 9,000-pound Reuben while an Orthodox rabbi holds up the other half

Critical support for Sarah Squirm

Thank you for shouting out Peoria,IL often Felix! Keeping that place in the collective consciousness. My connection to it was that the flight I was working on 9/11 diverted there on the way to Des Moines from ORD. Nicely done. The website you mentioned at the top made me think of HPJ or Fakedoor. Gotta have a reliable front

Sarah Squirm is the second least funny comedian guest after Girl God

So Many Virgins In Chat Its Ridiculous!

If Sarah “Squirm” And Felix B. Got Married They Would Be My Favorite Jewish Couple

Wait Am I Losing My Mind Or Is Snake Plisskin A Camo From Metal Gear Solid 3?? 😱

Horrible start, great finish.

I like that Felix takes multiple changes of clothes to the gym

“Ya’ll say you want a BPD art hoe but you can’t handle the real ones,” facts 🤣😆

As an ultra crapitalist, I'm currently awaiting approval on my swimming pool/sewage treatment plant combination technology. NOW ACCEPTING INVESTORS!!!

Sarah Squirm would be great for third mic! Wish Felix and Will didn’t interrupt her so much though

Drowning a rat in the white house pool, sounds like a chap episode title, the dry boys time traveled to make that bit real.

Didn't mind the guest. Could have done without 15 minutes of poop talk. Really don't want to hear anymore about Zoran because I don't live in NYC and I get the feeling a lot of Brooklyn based left media gives him passes they wouldn't give left pols from other areas of the country because they feel a personal connection to him.

Damn came here to hear people chime in about shitting themselves and got the good ole "I don't like this guest AND it's a WOMAN"

Trump looks at Zohran like he’s the son he wishes Don jr and Eric were

Surprised more people don’t make the brilliant combination of drinking several cups of coffee before going for a long run. Works every time.

Black Candy, Butt Crappening (1989)

This episode was delightful?? Wtf are y’all on about?? I tuned in thinking I was about to witness the absolute nadir of podcast history, and it’s literally just Chapo very normally hanging out with Sarah Sherman?

okay the bit of launching a podcast examining Pro Wrestling from a Marxist Angle in 2016 is pretty funny but there's really not enough said about how most blockbuster actors, a crop of new billionaires with weird ties to Gulf money and the fucking President are all WWE guys. In that sense Fighting in the Age of Loneliness only scratched the surface

Is being in charge of killing the president personal? Cause then you have to add that one to Poppy's body count.

Is hating on every woman guest in the comments a joke like “I’m gay” or are like 15% of chapo listeners actual misogynists?

Not the worst episode or guest, but certainly the most vacant

i have ALSO been getting a lot of 20 view videos recommended to me. they’re all religious/spiritual/inspirational

Dog shit guest.

r/peoplewhogiveashit would have a field day in the CTH comment section lmao

Y’ALL. JFK ASSAULTED HIS INTERN(S) IN THE POOL like EVERY DAY AFTER WORK (source: her memoir)

Chapo trying to make their terminal IBS audience sympathetic to Trump, not beating the fascist allegations

I’m sure big pussy wishes that Toni never “touched “a rat

Cool is under the Press room

45 minutes does not sound like enough time to sanitize a poop pool.

I've never shit myself

You have to applaud Marjorie for being the only politician in the country with any real integrity and conviction in her stated beliefs. And I think Will hit the nail on the head. Trump just liked Zohran’s handsome smile and clean suit. And he’s so well mannered. Trump hasn’t been introduced to anyone like him in two decades. Maybe if Zelensky wore a suit he wouldn’t have gotten yelled at.

There’s an awful lot of virgins in the comments on this episode!

Never want to hear this horrible woman on the show again unless shes on to do a public apology about her past appearances.

She’s so cool.

I've always, ALWAYS hated Brett Ratner, but gotta say, copping 25 mil for a doco on the first bitch? Well done Bretty boy, well done!

We have strayed from the light of our Lord Christman.

Its a different Chris Tucker

Hmmm, I don’t want to be rude. I guess I’ll shit my pants.

Me and my brother used to watch Bloodsport on repeat when we were kids, and we always fast forwarded thru the bits that weren't fighting scenes. I think I was between 8-10 years old when Bloodsport was one of my "every weekend" movies. I bet Trump loves the final fight against the big guy, Van Dam's final boss. The big bad guy, who repeatedly seriously wounds fighters throughout the film, throws sand into JCVD's eyes and JCVD has to find his zen and fight the boss blind. I bet Trump loves that shit. So cool.

FDR still the only president with a screenwriting (story) credit

Don’t know who this is, but how does someone this conversationally unfunny get an HBO comedy special? What’s her deal? I don’t get it.

What is the opinion on sharts? It's not the same as fully shitting your pants and you just breezed right past that...

I believe this is the first time in the shows history that Ocean City (NJ) was mentioned! Shout out everyone’s favorite family friendly dry island on the Jersey shore

Don’t forget MTG was a big defender of Gaetz after his pedo stuff and she made 26 million from insider trading.

The comments read like they’re all from John hinckley jrs for ms squirm

You guys might be the only millennials that do not miss the Rush Hour movies haha (or I’m the only one who does 🤷‍♂️)

Obnoxious, birdbrain whore

Trump's happy because Zohran rolled over during their private meeting and promised a bunch of concessions. Oh, but it must be Zohran's SMILE and his CHARM and yadda yadda yadda... *sounds of politicians' dicks being sucked* JFC you're all pathetic! So cool to run for office promising to oppose Trump and claiming that your opponent was working with Trump and allied to Trump while you would stand up to him and protect people from him and then... immediately meet with Trump and announce your intention to partner with him. Like, apparently we're all supposed to be pro-Trump now? Everyone's MAGA because standing up for anything besides your own personal self-enrichment is lame? Sincerely: fuck this country and I can't wait for the rest of America to get their comeuppance for what they do to poor people and minorities. Trump's rearing to invade Venezuela, murdering dozens of fishermen in the Caribbean at a time, and his Gaza plan is just more ethnic cleansing, but he's good now because DSA and Zohran Mamdani say so. Totally not a cult, I'm sure. I mean, he's gonna do the exact same policy Bill de Blasio did a decade ago! Woo! Socialism! And given how "successful" every previous DSA elected has been, I'm sure he'll do very well at sending money to Israel and Saudi Arabia while simultaneously condemning them.

Chinese hillbilly elegy is an incredible bit

what happened at the white house is that game recognized game

One time I had to sprint from my apartment to make the Seattle commuter ferry, and the moment I borded and stopped running my ass fell out of me and I shit myself. So I had to sit in my shit unable to go anywhere else or get off the boat for an hour, then penguin walk my doodoo ass and pants (sans my underwear that I chucked in the bathroom garbage) all the way uphill to the city Target to hotswap my outfit. Then I still had to go to my internship where I got reprimanded for being late but didn't want to tell them it was because I shit my pants because I was already the youngest guy working there and wanted people to take my poopy ass seriously.

Stoked for big Z but he is NOT 6 feet tall. Love my short king

Didnt JFK and his secretary staff famously have naked pool parties in there all the time

Felix shitting himself and staying in the gym is absolutely insane lmao

I was not expecting that conversation

Ocean City mentioned 🥳

The world would be better off if Trump were actually a jock. Since he was tall and incredibly unathletic, even as a youth, it created a lifelong complex

Chris coming in hot with the Hell on Earth callback got me feeling nostalgic for Matt and Chris's historical limited series.

Sarah’s cool but why is she “errmmmmm okay edgy joke alert!”-ing Felix at the beginning? Riff, girl!

The good earth is basically Chinese hillbilly elegy

The Rush Hour movies rule this is an embarrassing take

Jesus Christ - be warned if relentless talk about shit/shitting gives you the ick avoid this one. Fuck sake I was eating my dinner goddamit.

Kick ass and chew bubblegum is a John Nada line from They Live not snake plissken. Do better Sarah

The rat story basically confirms everything about his personality that was never openly displayed. It wouldn't surprise me if it was their foreplay. Way too much fecal fixation. It stops at 48:00. MTG surely was blackmailed. Probably about her stock trading or roast beef or some stupid shit. Sad to see her go as she actually became actually useful.

Golden opportunity for Clay Higgins staffers to stage getting beat up

“Two most incontinent demographics.” Great line.

Felix always talking about Spears

Zohran keeps funding himself among sex offenders doesn't he hmmmm

Zohran isn't quite bear, he's cub. I saw someone suggest they just bonded over hating all the same people.

Nobody cried for me when the ad executives at armor hotdog carved the whole jingle on my back!

Not a good one to eat to folks, lots of shit talking.

I remember seeing Sarah at the Paper Machete at the Green Mill in like 2016, look how far she’s come!

not nearly enough poop talk on this one unfortunately

Eric Adams as the Chris Tucker recast

VANGELIS THE GOAT Blade runner soundtrack is OP

I think that staged hate crime might also have been a fetish thing

Sarah is hilarious. It’s crazy that they let an actual funny person on SNL.

I shit myself in left field at a baseball tournament in 110 degree July Arizona heat. When questioned by my teammates I tried to play it off as a dirt stain, but they weren’t really buying it because I hadn’t gotten on base that game and would’ve had no reason to slide on the infield dirt.

Shes funny?

I just went to NYC and saw a PC Richard's! We said ah, Politically correct Richard, and his brother Non PC Dick - I like sarah I'm always jealous and disassociate when I see her next to beautiful pop divas on SNL cause I'm like wait that's the girl from the podcasts...

Since the exit of Heidi Gardner, Sarah is by far my favorite on SNL

Never forget when the Bloomberg 2020 campaign coordinated vandalizing their own offices in like 3 different cities.

Had to confess to my nine year-old that *seconds* after I chided him for his incessant poop talk, I listehed to adults tell poo stories for several minutes. Thanks for the parenting L

Ok sometimes there are great guests and sometimes there are meh guests, this is a pretty meh guest. I'm sorry, I know, it sounds judgemental. But everytime she opened her mouth something pretty cringy came out and I was not a fan of the way she spoke. The times when Chapo has a guest on who misses are few and far between, but this is sadly one of those time. Much love though

Something funny re: pro wrestling. From 2021 until now-ish there was a rightward cultural backlash. It may have been overstated by most people across the spectrum, but it was real. But in WWE we didn’t really see it at all. It kept diversifying, having a more inclusive roster of stars, etc. It’s one part of the pop culture landscape where woke didn’t lose steam

Felix and Squirm, ohhhhhhh hachi machi!

Three antifa held me down and pooped in my pants

Roman Polanski is in rush hour 3 which probably should have clued us in to Ratner

You joke about pro wrestling formerly being Leftists. Believe it or not, a poll in 2010 found that wrestling fans were the most Democratic leaning set of sports fans outside of the WNBA. They actually voted the very least of any fanbase though. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sports-viewers-skew-republican-but-nba-fans-lean-blue/

He was showing the rat a little something he learned in the CIA.

There’s a story about LBJ suddenly jumping up from a meeting in the Oval Office, stripping naked and then striding to the pool while the rest of the meeting followed along trying desperately to hold his attention.

Goddam man, Felix cannot help himself whenever there is an opportunity to say that it was okay for aziz ansari to repeatedly ignore his date saying ‘no’. I think you can probably let this one go man

Can't believe you forgot to mention that Polanski was also in the 3rd Rush Hour movie...

Pretty trivial banter.

I feel gay, I feel black, I feel Trump’s Whore

Nooo where is Matt

Hard Target 2027, shot for shot, same cast, cgi for anyone dead

The Late Great Snake Pliskin!

On the Mamdani-Trump meeting, I think one of Trump’s comments that has flown under the radar is his riff about how he has always wanted to be mayor of New York. I think there’s a deep part of Trump that, during the whole meeting with Zohran, was just thinking “man, if I had been elected mayor at 32 I would have gotten so much pussy AND I would have gotten to rub my dad’s nose in it.”

It's kinda funny that Felix keeps bringing up the babe.net Aziz Ansari thing from 7 years ago as a go-to example of a stupid article, when the author came on the show twice last year and he didn't notice.

Fuck u mr. Chapo. Fell asleep listening to stories about soiling oneself and woke up covered in piss

MTG bounced as soon as she gets a pension.

I didn't watch the full press conference, but I can't be the only one that thinks that Trump sounds _way_ more coherent than usual in the clips l saw. (As opposed to, e.g., any statement he made around the time of the Charlie Kirk memorial)

Chapo scatchat.

What is Felix’s squat PR

What’s hilarious about Trump’s desire for more classic machismo action films from Paramount is that Paramount literally JUST RELEASED an action film with a classic looking leading man in The Running Man which is stumbling at the box office. It’s amazing how poorly his timing and desires can be.

Blaks Rool!

The theory that trump likes handsome young men - this is correct. This is why he loves rush hour. Trump hates women, which is why he doesn’t watch things with women in them, re Sarah Squirm’s comment.

I only know who Jeff Van Drew is because last year Felix said he looks like someone whose wife cheats on him with a middle schooler

I’m standing here at the dog park, the coffee is starting to work and all they’re talking about is shitting your pants. I hope power of suggestion doesn’t take over

79th let's gooooooooo

Will, recognizing his guest’s expertise: so back to shitting…

I'd watch a rush hour with bowen yang and Donald glover

"Left is Best"

Everyone shits themselves and I’m tired of pretending otherwise

Natalie Greene, wouldn’t date her but you know 🐱 🔥

Trump's not a jock, he's a mean girl.

Sarah is so right that shitting your pants is like having your period. as an alcoholic it's basically the same thing: i'm hungover as hell so i'm in a horrible mood, my entire abdomen hurts, and it happens about once a month

I know the person who did the MAGA stunt in OC. she was my supervisor at my summer job and made fun of me for being a virgin when i was 16, but now i’m fuckin and she’s going to jail #packwatch

Sarah Squirt

Sarah is cool

The doo doo conversation of course came while I was drinking coffee

Trump is surrounded by freaks. The press pool they’ve created is filled with homeschooled mutants with names like Stratford and Burpley. Of course Trump is going to fawn over a guy who actually fucks.

H.W drowning a rat was probably CIA instincts.

Medami is thumps Agadore Spartacus sexual fantasy

Can we please mention that Sara was recently murdered by GWAR and she’s is a real 1

Bush Sr. Grabbed the rat, shoved it under water and said 'this is what we do to backstabbers'

I was wondering how he was a 19 year-old "developer." Looks like Brilyn Hollyhand's family is primarily in public housing development. They love to get that government money, while complaining about welfare. https://www.hollyhand.com/development

Trump likes handsome winners

Oi where can I get these poems

I enjoyed this episode of Chapo Trap House

Is Zohran anti-establishment or not? This epic Zohran shit is so lame. It’s okay for him to retain Tisch and fill his transition team with DNC staffers because he had epic alpha chad rizz in his meeting with Trump? Like what are we doing here. Idk Would anyone operate with this weird detached irony if Zohran met with and was praised by Netanyahu?

i just want you guys to know that you have nothing to be ashamed of. i nearly shit myself 5 times a week for 7 months because i didn't know zero sugar caramel was bad for me and i had it in my coffee before work.

Zohran appointed that Zionist Jessica Tisch as chief of the NYPD. Why don't they ever talk about that?

You east coaster elites need to step off bowling. Throwing a big stone at sticks is so awesome when You just drank 10 beers that only cost 15 dollars

Is it spelled "Breighlinn"?

Her?

If the DNC was competent enough to ratfuck Bernie sanders out of the nomination twice what stopped them from doing so for a mayor? The power of good vibes? Or maybe he wasn’t a threat to the establishment in the way we thought

Sarahhhhh!!

SARAH!! 🤡❤️

Finally an episode where I have some expertise on the topic: So first, when someone pooped the pool the 45 min thing is because of the strong chemicals they’d use to “shock” aka sterilize the pool. Second, my personal trainer’s husband is a retired secret service agent. He always claimed the worst job during the second Obama administration was being on “Biden pool duty” because Biden loved skinny dipping in it and they were required to watch him in there at all times.

Replace Chris Tucker with the baiju tornado guy it’s now an odd couple buddy comedy with Jackie Chan joining some like schlubby suzhou inspector

We have the New York City Mayor Elect, Zohran Madami. He had a fantastic win over Andrew Cuomo. I think we’re let you going to see him.

I would bet my life that when Trump showed Zohran the FDR pick Zohran said something like “ I thought Obama would’ve found and put that picture up.” They bonded over shitting on Obama. I can’t prove it, but I know with all my heart that it’s true.

Excuse me but i bowl at the white house with my grandma every Wednesday

IBS kings

Sarah is right. Trump was definitely flexing NYC uncle magic with Zohran.

That Bloodsport anecdote is basically just the gorilla channel tweet but real.

If you’re in between the lines of what Trump says, it sounds like Zoran appeal to Trump in the way that was flattering. I didn’t. It probably started out with something along the lines of an agreement that they wanted something positive in terms of messaging coming out instead of all the negativity which pretty much predominates Any narrative around Trump right now. Then you move on and you hear that they talk about how Ron wants a safe city without crime. He doesn’t want crime. Not talking about ice and enforcement with federal troops, but they both agree that crime is bad. And there was a key phrase in his speech that I heard where he said as long as somebody is incredibly alleged to have committed a crime then that’s bad indicating a little side step around the random detaining of anyone working at Home Depot. And somehow Zoran managed to spin the affordability agenda to affect positively on Trump as well evidenced by the statement about bringing oil prices down being good for New Yorkers because it improved the affordability/cost of living. Also tied into that was the housing initiative to build more houses and if Trump is anything, he’s a real estate guy.

Trump loves winners and despises losers, it’s really that simple; Zohran dominated so Trump felt the need to immediately show him his belly

Y'all are missing out on an in depth discussion of Felix shitting his pants Edit: there were about 15 more minutes of pants shitting talk than I expected

Felix begins speaking about child pornography at 0:58.

Roman Polanski plays Detective Lee and Detective Carter’s French counterpart in Rush Hour 3. Follow the rich white man.

Annoying woman alert

Chinese Hillbilly Effigy is going to be set in Dongbei.

Brilyn Hollyhand is absolutely the name of a less well known hobbit

Sarah Squirm was a high ranking member of Al-Shabaab before joining SNL in October 2021.

Oof

I love her

Many losers and haters it’s disappointing to see. Let some joy into your life

thanks guys

Hard pass

felix is in a good mood - lfg!

A coincidence that Sarah got SNL after the Equilibrium review? I think not.

Felix begins speaking at 55 seconds!

What

I can tell by the audio squirm is wearing a whimsical overalls

8==D

Ohhhh nooooo not herrrr

Pass