💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
July 15, 2025

951 - My Boys And In Some Cases Gals feat. Alex Nichols (7/14/25)

Alex back on the show today to look at the continuing fallout of Trump’s attempts to wash his hands of Epstein. From the baffled & betrayed Trump-curious internet trend-seekers, to the dyed-in-the-wool loyalists, the admin seems to have picked the absolute worst way to disarm this bomb. Plus: Greg Abbott makes a why-even-bother play to cover up Musk’s bribery, and Biden gives a why-even-bother explanation for his diminished capacity pardons.

Pre-Order YEAR ZERO: A Chapo Trap House Comic Anthology at badegg.co/products/year-zero-1

Comments (103)

R
Reece Coren · January 29, 2026

LMAOOO i’m so glad you decided to trust your friends in the administration, charlie! 🥳

P
Paul Nakis · August 24, 2025

“Why didn’t Biden release the list” because Trump shredded it in 2019 after he killed Epstein. There you go, done. Oh what, is that too conspiratorial? Lol

L
Luke B · July 19, 2025

Did the Grey Wolf feed red logo get replaced? I’ve been using this RSS for years and it switched back to the blue Chapo logo this last week.

Y
Yusof Nazari · July 18, 2025

Alex is the GOAT guest

s
sailor corellia · July 18, 2025

More history jokes please!

e
etienne · July 17, 2025

we will release the thursday episode on thursday the thursday episode is on my desktop the thursday episode doesn't exist the only people who care about the thursday episode are losers and frauds the thursday episode was too horrifying to release the thursday episode was made up by Pod Save America to smear us stop talking about the thursday episode

S
Surfs up · July 17, 2025

Alex is painfully unfunny

A
AD Rasko · July 17, 2025

wrong

R
Rooti Tooti Giuliani · July 17, 2025

Why did they jump to Corey Booker being the secretly gay politician and not JD Vance?

H
HarshMalarkey · July 18, 2025

It's offensive. JD Vance is actually gay.

b
bruce · July 17, 2025

lev parnas mentioned

G
Gubriel · July 17, 2025

Jibjab was the Chapo of Bush-era elementary schoolers. We were singing those on the playground

R
Reece Coren · July 17, 2025

leave it to the American press to watch biden pardon the cash for kids judge and only ask him about using an auto pen to do it

J
Jason · July 16, 2025

Really wouldn’t mind Alex being third mic. Always enjoy his appearances

J
Jingle Jangler · July 17, 2025

Definitely one of the guests that fits naturally into the pod. Very funny guy

A
Adam Hauck · July 16, 2025

If Biden tried to pardon the January 6 defendants, they would not have accepted the pardons. Just like those folks in Kerr County didn’t want to take that Biden money. They would cut off their dicks and shove them up their asses if AOC offered a handy. Edit: I posted this before hearing about Boston Corbett’s final solution. Happy birthday to me.

J
Jonboi 0115 · July 16, 2025

My 19yr old cousin is definitely one of those dumb zoomers that thinks P. Diddy got arrested for being gay and not for human trafficking.

k
king_von_diesel · July 16, 2025

The median voter would wage endless genocide on the world if it guaranteed low cost Costco memberships, support gay rights, and realign their entire political world view 7 months later.

R
Reece Coren · July 16, 2025

Alex is the greatest. His point about the zyn voters saying they don’t mind gay people in one conversation then think they should be killed for violating christianity in another was so real. I’m in tears

R
Reece Coren · July 16, 2025

literally had to pull over when he did Biden saying “that’s love just like any other” I was laughing so hard

D
Dani · July 16, 2025

Haha did Jesse Farrar get “Kiss On My List” on your head all week too, Chris?

I
I.P. Freely · July 16, 2025

Alex is great

A
Adam Urato · July 16, 2025

The silly show Veep was based on the silly show The Thick Of It, another British show whose first star was convicted of possessing explicit CSAM

k
king_von_diesel · July 16, 2025

Not peter capaldi????

T
Tea for the Tillerman · July 16, 2025

I love the line from serious journalists/dem politicos watching Trump defensively screeching about Epstein like “wow…maybe there’s something there?” when it’s been reported for years that Virginia giuffre met ghislane when she was 16 at literally Trump’s house.

k
king_von_diesel · July 16, 2025

God, Obama choosing Biden in 2008 is up there with Lincoln choosing Johnson as far as World changing moments of contingency

D
Dustin Nelson · July 16, 2025

Worth noting the comic is $45 before shipping

I
Isaac · July 17, 2025

I’m confused about that part, is it $45 for the whole collection, or $45 for each one?

R
Return of The Mac 2nite · July 16, 2025

Don’t do as Dirk Don’t Does

S
Sam · July 16, 2025

Depressing that Andrew Shultz “the Republicans are the cool ones now” thing didnt kill his career. Even if youre a Trump guy how do you see a 46 year old talk in earnest about which party is cool without reflexively recoiling.

a
absoluteboi · July 16, 2025

was thinking about how long it's been since an alex episode. too long!

n
niceman · July 16, 2025

There's no replacing Matt but Alex is as close as it gets

n
nick schultz · July 16, 2025

You oughta had looked into the Don Seigelman case before sounding off about it, it made you look like a bunch dumbasses. A Dem somehow accidentally got elected in Alabama and ended up in jail. It was part of a Karl Rove ratfuck operation,; he used Republican AG's to go after Dem politicians all over the country, and the ones who wouldn't make up crimes got fired, it was an actual scandal, but 9/11 and Iraq distracted everyone. The so-called crime he committed was reappointing someone to some commission that he was already serving on and had been for several years when he took office, and whoever it was gave campaign money to something that wasn't even directly related to Seigelman.. Dude did some fucking hard time for it too. This was back in the "good republican" era that we all miss so much.

p
parker · July 16, 2025

I mean idk if they sounded off they just mocked that most of these cases they were out of prison and that people even cared lol. I mean they literally complained that people were even mad at Biden about any of this lol.

c
chronye · July 16, 2025

excellent episode name i was like tf when i heard that … i always listen to alex Nichols eps like 3 times inna row

R
Reece Coren · July 16, 2025

wasn’t there a video from like a month ago where andrew schulz said he voted for trump because he’s cool and gets pussy?

J
Jimmy McMillan · July 16, 2025

Trump could release the files, remind his fans that he used to be democrat, tell them he's repented his sins since becoming a born again Christian, and pardon himself. I guess his only problem would be getting murdered by other people on Epstein's client list. It would definitely work on his conservatives Christian fans though. They'll forgive anything if it's convenient for them

F
FeloniousUnc · July 16, 2025

My buddy teaches English to teens in Vietnam, and he sent me a photo of the “team names” they chose for some competition: “Diddy Party” vs “Baby Oil”…and a sentence that a kid had written on the board “Why are you going to the Diddy Party at 6 o clock?”

S
Special Adeline · July 15, 2025

Loving the Jibjab references lately

D
Daniel Daughhetee · July 15, 2025

DON SIEGELMAN INNOCENT His wife is a regular at my library and she is very nice to me, Biden fucked up not pardoning her husband

e
enter_krzysz · July 15, 2025

Love Alex

c
cornholio · July 15, 2025

Alex favorite chapo returning guest

s
syd · July 15, 2025

Boston Corbett didn't cut his dick off, he cut his scrotum open and ripped those suckers out. He was so happy about the results of this self surgery that he re-named himself after the town he did it in, Boston

I
Isaac · July 17, 2025

That makes way more sense. Apparently that’s how sterilization is, once you’re no longer making the horny chemicals you don’t regret it because you just don’t care about sex at all, you don’t even miss it, you’re just like…meh it’s whatever

B
Blurple · July 15, 2025

I can't believe that Larry David's roommate is this tied into Epstein

M
Michael · July 15, 2025

Naftali Bennett’s denial about Jeffrey Epstein’s Mossad connections are hilariously timed given the CIA recent admissions surrounding George Joannides.

N
Naked Shitter · July 15, 2025

I just read all the comments and it was good. 👍🏻

m
mary catherine · July 15, 2025

I hate when this guy gets on the podcast cause he always talks about women’s bodies and sexual violence and really uncomfortable and unfunny ways :-(

C
Chris T · July 15, 2025

How does one talk about sexual violence in a funny way?

D
DarylBarenziah · July 15, 2025

I really feel the heaviness here-Liz. Like this is going to turn corporations into neo feudal fiefs that compete over their coins. How are we not going to get cross-county corpo sabotage and private shakedowns with neo mafia states with this kind of economic directive. You’re already seeing it with the wallet shakedowns. This is going to get 14th century reeeeallly quick. brb I’m a peasant in Alsace

n
nick · July 15, 2025

Democrats can moan and cry about how terrible it is to cover up and/or excuse a vast operation for trafficking minors, and yet go radio silent about Biden’s commutation of the Kids for Cash judge.

1
12345 · July 15, 2025

Cutting my dick off and tamponading it with a cock ring so I dont do anything freaky.

t
ts_babyjane · July 15, 2025

girly stop youre sooo stealing my vibe

A
Alex Thorne · July 15, 2025

Biden pardoning John Wilkes booth for shooting a republican would be savvy unity play

E
Ed O'Brien · July 15, 2025

auto pen ever better

M
Michael Branes · July 15, 2025

dems maybe didn't want the epstein stuff backfiring on them, with clinton being a big part of it... just a thought

p
parker · July 15, 2025

Clintons maybe like 8 or 9th biggest pedo on the list. He might be the most recognized person on it but Leon black and the other hedge fund guys and alot of academic guys were definitely bigger parts of it.

P
P A · July 15, 2025

https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/15/kevin-spacey-demands-release-epstein-files/

K
K H · July 15, 2025

Lmao

M
Michael Ouderkirk · July 15, 2025

Felix mentions flight simulators at 1:04:14

N
Natalie · July 15, 2025

I'd buy the comic book but my Matt book got lost in the mail and I think I'm too traumatized to try again...death to ontrac

p
parker · July 15, 2025

My uss liberty cruise shirt just got refunded and I was told it was oversold lol

H
Hog_bawls · July 15, 2025

“Welp, someone needs to take out Bidens cartridge and blow it out”

P
Pædiekeix · July 15, 2025

hey yall I noticed a lot of you are still following cushbomb even tho he keeps platforming John Wilkes Booth. kinda gross my dude ://

R
Reed · July 15, 2025

It’s a shame how they framed that innocent man Jeffrey Epstein

K
K H · July 15, 2025

He loved children and science!

D
Damen Irving · July 15, 2025

Jibjab mentioned twice in as many episodes? Hot damn

M
Mike Penix · July 15, 2025

Hot dog

J
Jim Chapman · July 15, 2025

Trump already got elected. Of course he’s going to betray his supporters. He doesn’t need them any more. As Felix pointed out wrt Elon a few episodes ago, he’s only done this wrt subcontractors et al. 40,000 times.

M
Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice · July 15, 2025

This is my fault I hacked the government to find their hidden photos of red-haired giants the army fought in Afghanistan and accidentally deleted a file called EpsteinSecretChildSexBlackmailList.doc

N
Noah · July 15, 2025

You kid, but I'm old enough to remember when a terror cell was reported to be in possession of a file called KillPresidentBush.exe.

M
Matelda · July 15, 2025

I still don't know who Nellie Orr is, or who Lev Parnas is.

T
The Pissler · July 15, 2025

I have refused to learn. There is no world in which I have run out of other things to learn and get bored enough to read about Lev Parnas

F
Flesh Colored Subaru · July 15, 2025

The entire Boston Corbett story is incredible

H
HuffingGasInTheShed · July 15, 2025

Weed and cocaine were universally legal in the late 19th century. At least our ancestors didn’t have to beat off with whisky dick

t
thicchatlogan · July 15, 2025

john fetterman is invited to the island and acts all excited about doing epstein stuff but then just ends up sulking in his room the whole trip like chris moltisanti shooting up in the hotel instead of going to mount vesuvius

T
The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude · July 15, 2025

Fetterman Chris Benoits the family because his wife asks him to dress up a little bit for the elite pedophiles. “If I can’t fucking wear shorts on an Island, where the FUCK am I supposed to wear them!?!?”

M
Mungo Franczak · July 15, 2025

Ngl, I thought, up until Felix said his name this ep, that Lev Parness was the name of a character in Succession

W
WizLizGiz · July 15, 2025

As soon as I saw ‘Boys, and in some cases ‘Gals,’ I was like, BLOOD IN THE WATER.

Z
Zen Ben · July 15, 2025

As a member of the '60s generation, I can correct Mr. Gen Alpha, Alex Nichols. 18:52 The West Coast cultural revolutionaries did not flip sides; we did not go fash. We ended up dead, in prison, or living in a remote area in a commune. We got our asses kicked by the forces of Capital. We weren't ready for what they were willing to do. And guess what, smart-ass? Is your generation putting up as much fight as we did? STFU

T
The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude · July 15, 2025

Those in the civil rights movement got mowed down by capital. Stop trying to equivocate the two. You dorks just got high and can not shut the fuck up about Woodstock. No one is thanking you for accomplishing nothing.

F
Filius Fob · July 15, 2025

42:24 "Those type of self-serving idiots, they would sign off on that". Yeah, that's called "middle-classed". Welcome to why we can't have nice things.

T
Travis · July 15, 2025

Felix begins speaking at 2 minutes and 11 seconds this Monday night

c
christoph.s · July 15, 2025

Great Choice for dems especially dem leaning media, demanding the release of the Diddy files. I am sure the Midas touch guys would love to report about the abuses their dad’s client did.

D
Dick Must Bust · July 15, 2025

“We’re gonna put you in a Roomba” 😂

O
October · July 15, 2025

Trump should have just told his followers that Rosie O'Donnell ate the Epstein list.

Q
Quadabyte · July 15, 2025

The boys are back in town (to not kill you).

T
Talcum Gladwell · July 15, 2025

Felix talks about Jib-Jab at 5:27

T
Talcum Gladwell · July 15, 2025

Felix talks about South Side hip-hop beef-turned-murder at 11:24

J
Joshua · July 15, 2025

It’s not just cutting off Clinton. It’s indicting the past 5 administrations whose intelligence agencies have allowed Epstein’s operations to continue. Every ruling government in the west would face immense backlash. There’s simply no way the Israeli and British agencies did not know either.

z
zach · July 15, 2025

Joe Biden has a stutter, it’s not cool to make fun of him

C
Casey S · July 15, 2025

CornPop? Is that you?

D
Declan Kennedy · July 15, 2025

was thinking of ordering the Chapo comics but BadEgg sounds like a sex toy manufacturer and my wife checks my bank statements 😔

A
Agent Grange · July 15, 2025

At the risk of getting cancelled I do love how Trumps language has gotten more queeny as he gets older and the walls close in. (I.e. our country being the HOTTEST vs DEAD)

j
justdave · July 15, 2025

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you- Thank you for your attention to this matter

M
Marcel Szabo · July 15, 2025

Folks we love an Alex ep don't we.

J
JD Nonce · July 15, 2025

It will be so cool if this empire comes crashing down because of the ghost of a dead pedophile. Not holding my breath but it really would be perfect if this is the big rupture that so many people thought the confusing Ukraine stuff was going to be in 2018

d
dfumps · July 15, 2025

Alex Nichols

P
Pædiekeix · July 15, 2025

Loanoption

L
LowEndLem · July 15, 2025

Hell yeah Chapo time

A
Aaron Friedland · July 15, 2025

Perfect time for my bedtime stories

J
J.P. McD. · July 15, 2025

Me?

J
J.P. McD. · July 15, 2025

Look at how much time I have to myself here