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March 28, 2025

Official CushVlog Transcription Project for Matt's Second Book

Hello everyone!

Chris here. I’m excited to announce that we are going to be working on a new book! This one is going to be a compilation of essays based on Matt Christman’s CushVlogs. We’re currently in the process of putting together a sample chapter and pitching the project to various agents and publishers, but we’re also going to be asking you all for help.

In brief, we need a team of volunteers to help us transcribe/catalogue/organize Matt’s vlogs so an editor can turn them into a book. If that sounds like something you would want to be a part of, feel free to fill out this Google Form. However, please keep a few things in mind: (1) this project will be controlled top-down by myself and our assistant, (2) transcription can be tedious work, and (3) while we will give any volunteers some type of compensation—at least a free book (custom-signed by Matt?) and credits within the book itself—we can’t promise anything incredible. Maybe something more when we determine how this project will progress. If this is a dealbreaker, that’s totally fine!

We will figure out how many volunteers we have and divide the vlogs accordingly. Your job will be not only to generate accurate transcriptions, but also, most importantly, to tag the transcriptions by topic & timestamp to create a manageable text database to generate a manuscript from. This is why we’re asking for human volunteers rather than just relying on automated services to do this. As you can see by the guide document, we’ve already put together a workflow we feel comfortable and confident with, so please refrain from submitting suggestions on process.


If you’re still down to get involved, fill out the Google Form. If you have any more questions, check out this guide document or shoot me an email at cush@chapotraphouse.com.

UPDATE: Already more than enough people interested, submission form is now closed! Thank you so much to everyone who submitted, you'll be hearing from us soon. Looking forward to putting this all together. 

Comments (130)

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djpmac007 · May 13, 2025

I have some old notes with timecodes for various quotes if that helps. I sent them to Matt a long time ago on Twitter when he first mentioned writing a book, so he may still have them, but I can send again if it helps you filter thru episodes.

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Michael Balls Penis · April 10, 2025

If you use AI to do your transcriptions for you please proof read it after folks thank you. We love proofreading don’t we folks.

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叔叔六十四 (Uncle64) · April 1, 2025

Can't believe I'll get to read the first draft of the Orange Catholic Bible

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Taylor Wingett · April 1, 2025

294

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Alex B · March 31, 2025

Did anyone get the first book yet? Not sure if it was sent out yet.

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The 42 Project · March 31, 2025

Real Amanda Palmer "hey do unpaid labor for me but leftistly" moment

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Jack · April 1, 2025

This is worthwhile labor to do I think, good for the soul of the participant

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Luke H. · March 31, 2025

Sad to have missed the application window! Would still be keen to help if there is an opportunity so do let us know. Cheers

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Jan S. · March 30, 2025

Damn, looks like no more applications are accepted. Good luck to everyone involved. I'm extremely excited about this project and I'm looking forward to buying the book. Love you, Matt.

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Peter · March 30, 2025

“Do my job for me for free”

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SoConfused · March 31, 2025

It's volunteer work, not like you are being forced

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Matthew Krueger · March 30, 2025

Goddamn it. You actually have a busy life for two days and you miss out... Not at all surprised about the volunteer volume though. Lots of folks get it :D A big fat lol to those folks to those bitching about the compensation end of this. Lots of folks don't get it.

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Zach H. · March 30, 2025

It would be neat to get some ibids and footnotes from Matt now, if there were anything he might be able to add in hindsight.

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Dick Van Sexel · March 30, 2025

Please let me work for free!

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Jake Dickman · March 30, 2025

Lmfao asking for free labour

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Khemith · March 30, 2025

A labor of love.

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Anomalie · March 30, 2025

Please make sure to include the chat messages Matt directly responds to in the book, as he responded to one of mine in one of the few streams I was able to catch live

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Tom Aitken · March 29, 2025

You don’t need to do this manually, it can be done with AI programs now

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Zander Fowwaanu · March 30, 2025

Half the volunteers will probably do this, because they have the expertise as transcriptionists to turn walls of text the AI churns out into formatted and useful rough draft documents

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Brian · March 29, 2025

Check out whisper.cpp on github, it's crazy fast for transcribing especially on Mac Silicon

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Stinkamus · March 29, 2025

What a crazy ask- free labor for socialist bros that make like 200k a month. Pathetic

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Khemith · March 30, 2025

What? First of all socialism is not about paying everyone for every labor action performed, its distributing good in humane rational way. Socialism would be a society that you COULD help another without need for payment because you've are already taken care of. Free labor would be much more common in a socialist society. Also have you ever thought maybe they are letting us transcribe so we can feel that we're a part of something? Why do I get the feeling your from RedScare or whatever woo reactionary podcast you sub to?

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Excelsis Caeli · March 29, 2025

If there's anything else I can do, these vlogs kept me going during the pandemic

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Khemith · March 30, 2025

They were something special. Matt predicted alot of stuff.

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Excelsis Caeli · March 29, 2025

Dang, missed it

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memorymachine · March 29, 2025

By the way. The two or three of you who Reply All'ed the project acceptance email with an unfunny meme/dick joke are lower than dirt

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Dutch · March 29, 2025

There should also be an accompanying playlist of all the songs he mumble sings to at the beginning of each stream

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Nick · March 29, 2025

Damn that closed fast. I don't suppose there's a waitlist? Glad you got such a positive response though!

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S.E. Nyarady · March 29, 2025

I came across a website where someone had already transcribed most of them, might want to reach out to that person. Also I still haven't received No Pasaran but I assume they're still being shipped out?

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Jeremy · March 30, 2025

I just received mine today. Think the last batch of signed copies were a bit slow.

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The Master · March 29, 2025

Open the google forms

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Mac daddy · March 29, 2025

Dont have time to transcribe but highly recommend doing it to the House Delegate video "Cushvlog President's vlog" or something like that. Lot of great christman rants in there, esp about Andrew Johnson and Lincoln

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chairman bs · March 29, 2025

Sooooo stoked this is happening.

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Ham Stroker’s Jackula · March 29, 2025

I’m doing my part

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Jabroni Ludd · March 29, 2025

Chris/Mr. Chapo: I would be willing to contribute art. A run of Matt flavored gulf war style trading cards but updated for our shitty times would be sick

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EM B · March 30, 2025

If this happened I would pay for a printed pack.

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Jared Sarnie · March 29, 2025

This sounds like an exciting project, but you've got to pay people for this. Editing a book, transcribing, that is an actual job and you should pay people for their work

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Brian · March 29, 2025

have done some audiobook work and subtitling in the past, it is incredibly onerous, mindless and unrewarding

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Art Traynor · March 29, 2025

https://www.shrm.org/topics-tools/tools/how-to-guides/how-to-determine-individual-volunteer-employee

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Maxwelle · March 28, 2025

I think it’s awesome so many people love this program and Matt enough to do this, but I also think it’s pretty tone deaf for Chapo to call upon its fans in this way. Of course we’re willing to do anything for our guys, but that doesn’t change the fact that this is like a real job with real work that someone should get paid to do. If the reason is that they “haven’t figured the project out” yet, then I feel like they need to take a beat and do that before taking applications and providing a pretty well-thought out SOP for the task. Regardless of intentions, they need to realize that in the end, they’re going to have a lot of people who make a lot less money than them doing very tedious labor for the “opportunity to contribute.” I’ve loved these guys for years and years and think they’re probably genuinely good people, but this post seriously bummed me out.

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Maxwelle · March 29, 2025

I really get that man. I feel the same way, and I think a lot of other people here, even those who feel a little miffed by this, do too. I think that level of gratitude and enthusiastic fandom is also why our Chapos feel okay or even excited about opening this up to the community, and maybe misread the reality of what they’re asking for, and what position they are in versus the position of those they’re requesting this from are in. Obviously I (and all of us, I hope) love Matt and would do basically whatever we’re capable of for his benefit, but when you look at their resources vs. what they’re asking for here, it just feels like they’re overreaching, and maybe taking their fanbase for granted. From what we can see, Chapo has immense resources compared to the vast majority of us and is asking us to do something fairly laborious and banking on our desire to “be involved” to contribute what appears to be pretty dry, tedious work that they could easily pay people in need of work to do. I respect their decision to generally stay closed off about their finances, and trust and hope that they do good things with the money, but at the end of the day, I’m looking at a figure that comes down to over $2 million a year, and just can’t reconcile that with this work getting done for free by people who surely have much, much smaller incomes. I hope it comes across that I’m not approaching this at all in bad faith or looking to be a hater, and really believe this is just a real lack of perspective and maybe a bit of inconsideration on their part.

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MatzahNaut · March 28, 2025

just use Virgil’s monthly payments to fund the transcripts

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Tyler MacCready · March 28, 2025

I still haven’t got my book :(

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Joe · March 28, 2025

i'm so sad i missed applying for this too, i regularly go back and listen thru

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Miles Taylor Winchester (GreatLakesFeatherCo) · March 28, 2025

I am so sad I missed applying for this

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CuthbertCortwright · March 28, 2025

Hell yea brother

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Tony Millionaire · March 28, 2025

I’ve been thinking for years that this would be a good idea.

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Jtdre · March 28, 2025

By the time I found about this it was already closed sadly. I’ll just say that the vlog titled Fibonacci Sniper is one of his best imo, out of this whole library it’s the one that stands out the most

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DS · March 28, 2025

Seconded. Also, the Voteball Origins episodes.

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Dylan Murphy · March 28, 2025

Your reserve troops are ready to serve 🫡

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kiefer robinson · March 28, 2025

Anyone know if the first book is still shipping?

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Alex Thorne · March 28, 2025

Just got a shipping notice for mine a few days ago. No book yet but hopefully soon.

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Sean Culottes · March 28, 2025

Ahh man sorry I missed the opportunity

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C. Andrew · March 28, 2025

Chris if you need me to prove my chops I can write 500 words on when Matt fell out of that chair.

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DS · March 28, 2025

I laughed way, way, way too hard at that moment. Physical comedy is still king.

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Marcus · March 28, 2025

If you need a dumb guy to do some dumb guy stuff I'd be glad to help.

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SoConfused · March 28, 2025

I got around to signing up just a bit after the form was taken down :( but am glad to know that there's so many people passionate enough to take this on. Let us know if you need any more volunteers

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kyle keating · March 28, 2025

Still kicking myself for not buying No Pasaran. Please do a reprint 🙏

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drizzly_november · March 28, 2025

Matt putting out more new content than the Tupac estate

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Chapo Trap House · March 28, 2025

Replied to someone below but posting here for visibility and clarity: I've had dozens of requests from people over the years to do exactly this and I wanted it done quickly by people who know & are passionate about the material. I'll almost certainly work out some kind of profit share for volunteers if this makes it to sale, just no idea what the form or timeline of that will be right now. More than enough people are interested, will figure out something reasonable with our final team. Thanks to everyone for who submitted!

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Emily Richardson · March 28, 2025

If I get selected I’d like my profit share to go to Matt, plz and thx.

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Patrick Allen · March 28, 2025

Progressive Pod Seeks Unpaid Interns. Inquire Within.

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Maxwell Spiegel · March 28, 2025

You guys make a lot of money to not at least compensate people somewhat fairly for what’s going to be hours of tedious labor

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Aaron Friedland · March 29, 2025

Life isn’t always about money

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Cary Confino · March 28, 2025

*Takes long pull from joint* *Chugs polar* *Takes gingerly sip from White Claw* *Turns over hotdog on Weber grill* Dont be an asshole or dont be a pussy. Those are the two camps

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Pete Seeger · March 28, 2025

Hey, I work at an Archive and transcribe oral histories almost daily. I came here first thing this morning after listening to the pod and all spots are already filled up. I’ve been listening to chapo since 2017 and was an avid listener of the vlogs from day one. I am very motivated to help, so please feel free to reach out should you require assistance and seek any more volunteers.

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Metal Gear Brandon · March 28, 2025

Just filled out a volunteer form. Really excited for this.

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Columbo Would've Caught OJ · March 28, 2025

Would love to lend a hand if the form reopens.

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Andrea · March 28, 2025

YES! I've been hoping for this for years! I guess I missed the chance to volunteer...

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Jon Barry · March 28, 2025

Aww I missed the chance! I’ve done a ton of transcribing interviews so would love to lend a hand

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owen · March 28, 2025

Getting ready to have to spell ‘insouciance’ properly

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Tea for the Tillerman · March 28, 2025

01/20/2021 to 10/7/2023 (mm/dd/yyyy) feels like a total black hole in my political memory, this will be a great historical project in that sense. As with other causes, I’ll support monetarily.

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Ben Chisholm · March 28, 2025

Been dreaming about this book.

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C. Andrew · March 28, 2025

At your service, Mr. Chapo.

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Jack Ross · March 28, 2025

i'm foaming at the mouth and retarded for this

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Rorke Hardy · March 28, 2025

LETS GOOOOOO

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B · March 28, 2025

Would be cool if we could get the first book. I feel like I bought an NFT

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Michael · March 28, 2025

Dog shoot them an email I think everyone has gotten their book

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Callum · March 28, 2025

2 million dollars in revenue per year and you can’t pay someone for such tedious work?

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Hocho · March 28, 2025

Guessing you're 12 if you're unable to understand how that after taxes divided by 7 people at least doesn't make them teeming with wealth.

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otis · March 28, 2025

I remember asking Matt how to avoid becoming blackpilled. He responded, but if anyone comes across it please @ me, if you don't mind.

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Pete Seeger · March 28, 2025

The future is up for grabs

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Mr Tu Damn Quoque · March 28, 2025

Amazing. This is something I imagined myself doing in some fever dream episodes where I imagined I wasn't a lazy feckless slug who had the autist tendency to get obsessed enough about something to do this sort of thing. The cushvlogs are a repository of some amazing thought processes that had a huge influence (on me dropping the fuck out of the grad program I was enrolled in at the time lol)

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arnonaut · March 28, 2025

If a million guys could do this for Cum Town on the YouTube comments section, I'm sure it can be done again.

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CemeteryDrive · March 28, 2025

bad lieutenant port of call new orleans 💯‼️

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Yacobum · March 28, 2025

We’re not gonna love this…. But this is a perfect job for AI

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helvetica.hottie · March 28, 2025

No. It's not. We use an AI transcriber at the archive where I work and we still have to go through and manually correct and edit the transcripts. AI is fine for the first draft but blows for every other step.

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Garrett Wilkins · March 28, 2025

Let's go

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Droobie · March 28, 2025

Cushvlogs are actually my favorite Chapo universe content. Looking forward to this.

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Erik Amundsen · March 28, 2025

I volunteer as tribute. Let's fucking goooo

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y0y0bomb · March 28, 2025

i miss Matt so much that i have rewatched cushvlog so many times now. Great idea

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Ketan Ketan · March 28, 2025

Same.

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caseman · March 28, 2025

I thought many times that this should be done, and I've transcribed passages from cushvlogs before just for personal use. There's an incredible amount of wisdom in those videos. Count me the hell in.

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DS · March 28, 2025

Brilliant idea/

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Thomas Mullane · March 28, 2025

What is the timeline for when this would start? I know you're still peddling the project, but as a teacher getting crushed in the middle of the year, I know I'll have time over the summer.

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Major Powers · March 28, 2025

This is pretty fucking sick and I'm super glad it's happening. I only saw a small fraction of the Cushvlogs but heard so much dope shit when I did, Matt is truly an intellectual giant. The way he puts huge ideas together while being thoughtful but also talking shit is one of my favorite things. I'm curious who is going to take the episode where his chair broke (I was laughing my ass off; I caught that live)

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Lo Pan · March 28, 2025

thank you in advance to the volunteers ❤️

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Kevin A · March 28, 2025

Awesome idea. Matt’s Cushvlogs helped inspire me to get more involved in socialist politics

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SparkSolidarity · March 28, 2025

This so cool.

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True Horror Productions · March 28, 2025

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ This sounds SICK and I am already wishing I had some time for a side project to fuck with this with you all lol, maybe so but regardless I am sure that the community around these vlogs knows the material VERY well and will find the best stuff

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Rory · March 28, 2025

I won't use AI

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Marduk · March 28, 2025

Please call it CushBook

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kallampero · March 28, 2025

Chris, you know about this, right? https://www.cushbomb.com/ZINES/TBOB.pdf

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David Atkins · March 28, 2025

Great idea, and a tyfys to the beautiful and/or handsome volunteers

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notme · March 28, 2025

I can automate like 85-90% of this with my speech diarization software, including the topic analysis/time stamps. I reached out, I can get you most of the way there. Theres also companies whose software is even better than mine and will get it done for a fee 100% accurate for not all that much.

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DRV · March 28, 2025

Like they're going to trust some gayguy

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T K · March 28, 2025

Lmfao “volunteer”? Is this a Something Awful forum project?

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buttface · March 28, 2025

the cushvlogs won't be nearly as enjoyable if you can't see/hear matt sweating profusely and tripping on acid

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Marduk · March 28, 2025

*sips la croix while humming 1970s soft rock*

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James Blackmon · March 28, 2025

I'll be waiting by my mailbox.

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Matt James Rich · March 28, 2025

Looking forward to this, Chris.

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Stim Scrounger · March 28, 2025

very pleased to hear about this, i’ve always thought this would be a fun idea

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Alex Owen · March 28, 2025

Would be a pleasure to help out

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theSmokingGun · March 28, 2025

I immediately offered to automate the process without reading your message all the way. I was just excited to use AI for something useful for once. But if that's not the way you want to do it then so be it. If you wanted to automate you'd still want to have people rewatch and read the transcription. There would still need to be a human element. But if that's not the way you want to do it then forget I said anything.

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notme · March 28, 2025

I mean it can be 100% accurate exactly as a human good with good techniques (not using llms/chat gpt) speech diarization is for accessibility not for AI nerds, but sure, get your followers to do free labor for you instead of spending $500-1k, which people would also just do for free.

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Franklin Shepard Inc. · March 28, 2025

I would do anything for my big moist boi

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Terrible Dirigible · March 28, 2025

I love this idea. I always found his vlog to be deeply inspirational and driven by the kind of electricity that I aspire to in my most ecstatic moment.

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ilkash · March 28, 2025

“Volunteer”? You guys make millions, why the fuck can’t you pay for labor?

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Alberto Rosen · March 28, 2025

Chris confirmed in that Vanity Fair article they're still paying Virgil a small share. Have him do it

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Agent Grange · March 28, 2025

I humbly volunteer myself as a cleric in the Christman Scriptorium

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Rory · March 28, 2025

Excited for this! Any word on when the courier is picking up more copies of no pasarán? I’m still waiting on mine.

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Rory · March 28, 2025

Damn bruh I thought you was me for a second

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Alexander · March 28, 2025

You make two million a year you can afford to pay people.

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GolfBaller · March 28, 2025

You are literally 19 years old

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Migz · March 28, 2025

A lot of the extant YouTube compilations would be a great resource for topic organization if you didn’t already have ideas. Acid Marxist and Forbidden Fruit are the best clippers that aren’t on the Cumtown beat

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Andrew Carmichael · March 28, 2025

Hell yeah!

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Brock Heinz · March 28, 2025

This should be a good starting point for anyone interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/cushvlog/s/UP9YXrUSsZ

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Nicholas p · March 28, 2025

Those streams are dearly missed, so excited to read this

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Richard Platzman · March 28, 2025

Can we get a hell yeah Chris going in the chat?

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Trey Cook · March 28, 2025

Hell yeah Chris