852 - Do the Dew feat. Hasan Piker (7/23/24)
We’re joined by streamer Hasan Piker for an honestly unprecedented news round-up. Joe Biden is OUT of the Presidential race (and possibly dead??), and Kamala Harris is now the presumptive nominee. Mere days after avoiding getting his head blown off by millimeters, it appears Donald Trump has LOST the mandate of heaven. And Trump’s VP pick, as recently as last week a symbolic football-spike in a race presumed already won, is rapidly deflating when put in front of real people. All that plus Lord of the Rings and Aarons Sorkin reading series inside!
Watch Hasan daily on Twitch at: https://www.twitch.tv/hasanabi
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Comments (271)
god hearing piker explain why hill billy elegy is bad just reminded me how much of a poser everyone online is. obviously did not read nor had any interesting to say, not that he should. and everyone else was like.. “ehh ok more on.” 9 years and still the only good podcast every one bitching is just coping
Dry Boy-era quality, loved it
Best non Matt ep ever
Not really a fan of Hassan. He kind of comes off similar to AOC and a few other newer progressive leaning libs. Can be informative, but only worth listening if you are in a subject they know very well. He tends to talk about subjects he knows very little about, even acknowledging he doesn't care enough to do the research. Then gets extremely opinionated on said subject to only be completely off about it and backpedal if someone points it out to him. Then rinse repeat. Just comes off as obnoxious in some ways.
Funny to say he has no idea what he's talking about when you act as if he's a liberal
respect for the 1:23:45 ep length
Am I missing something or are ya gonna discuss Cornel West’s campaign at any point?
I think the show is funny enough.
Love the fire alarm low on battery sound throughout the show, reminds me of home
Cc z
I enjoy the "Biden's ok because of the infrastructure bill" take in the same way I see the trains running on time as reasonable compensation for war and genocide in a previous generation. Cue the Kraftwerk Autobahn song, Chris!
the genocide is a-ok cuz biden fixed my potholes. thank u sir!
What have the republicans EVER DONE FOR US? For all of you cynical dolts crapping on the infrastructure spending, JUST VOTE TRUMP. We all know you want that. You don’t care about those of us who actually depend on the ACA for our healthcare or have received nice new roads and bridges that make our towns safer. Just buy your MAGA hats and meme all day. The rest of us will be out here working to defeat Trump and the fascists
I think this podcast may not be the one for u
It's easy to laugh at the party apparatus, but don't underestimate the power of fear in motivating voters. I have friends, family, coworkers right now who are absolutely HYSTERICAL about concentration camps and fascism dropping if Trump gets elected
Worst Chapo ep ever! Hasan sucks, is a grifter/unfunny/streamers are untouchable etc… also the anti-electoralism schtick coming from these trust fund patreon guys is starting to get really evil - Especially when they refuse to do or even learn anything (Felix: “I don’t even know what’s in the infrastructure bill”)
Cope
Anyone got the @ for the “troubled man” who’s riding with Biden? Can’t find it anywhere on twitter
Y'all need to have faith in the normal whites. They'll come out big for Harris
every late ep makes we worry bout matt… aslo the half way crooks diet mtn dew line was 🔑
Hasan defense force invading the chat for this episode looks like. No need to be insecure.
There’s nothing to defend him about. His politics align with Chapo’s about 99%. So you either dislike Hasan and Will and Felix etc, or you only dislike Hasan…for some reason.
JD Vance as White Uncle Rukus is absolute gold
Hasan is more ernest in his delivery than the Chapos. For example, Hasan wouldn't have done Will's bit about supporting Biden no matter what. Or one of Felix's "I love that guy"-s after describing a horrible person. But Hasan knows to laugh at this, so give him a break.
Hasan absolutely does the same thing on his channel.
Realizing now that Chapo and Stav have both had Hasan episodes fresh after the Kamala and JD Vance news. But TAFS has had a Hasan episode "in the can" for a month that will probably turn out to be about Biden and pre-assassination attempt Trump. And it'll probably get released after the election has already happened. It's amazing what a disaster TAFS has been.
Hasan episodes are always the worst though. Simping after someone younger who is vastly less funny or intelligent because theyre anxious about getting old?
Desperately need a supercut of Felix reacting to terrible Rubicon analogies.
Re: Joe Biden's resignation. A Mafiosa named Pelosi told Joe 'We can do it the hard way or we can do it the easy way." That was Biden's 'Goldwater meets Nixon in the Rose Garden ' moment. When two decade long speaker/minority leader needs to get it done, she gets results. She has 100+W's and 0 L's. Never lost a vote she called. Retire next year and we will grow fond of you in our sepia-toned memory.
If you weren't an altar boy and get slightly molested then you're not catholic. FULL STOP. Hands off my culture weirdos
Bill Smokes Crackerman 😂🤣😅
Usually see 20 "I'm gay!" comments on an episode. But now, when the guest is a genuine hottie like Hasan, it's mostly crickets and even animosity... starting to think those "I'm gay!" posts are just a bit.
Did an influx of new people become subscribers after getting black pilled during the debate? I keep seeing comments from people who I cannot fathom ever listened to the show seriously. Defending Aaron Sorkin? Thinking Will would vote blue no matter who? Viciously hating Hasan? I can not believe they're actually a Chapo fan and into this shit, they gotta be some weird other thing. I think if they listened to Death is Just Around the Corner they would immediately die.
That Sparky guy who’s always going after Will for saying he’s not voting blue no matter who, it’s like….do you know what this show even is, man??
The amount of Hasan hate in these comments has me convinced that if Fidel Castro himself were on this show back during his younger years people would have called him a dipshit nepo baby meat head just because he was a swarthy charismatic dude and not an awkward white cynical Poindexter like them.
Exactly
An absolute lamo for not being down enough to fuck with a song in a book. Come on now have a little imagination
imagine reading a proper book
Another bad week, another good Chapo episode, another comments section filled with weirdos who are upset that THEY are not the guest.
how can i shoot women and children? hah! easy, just don't lead 'em so much. ain't war hell!
The thing about Kamala is that she speedran her own personal Century of Humiliation in four years acting as Biden's VP. Also, totally unrelated, listening to the boys talk about Tolkien reminds me of the episode of Time for My Stories where Matt told Felix he's too Jewish to understand the small-minded pastoral anglo mindset of Lord of the Rings.
God I miss Matt
Hey Hasan haters, we get it. You’re insecure. No need to scream it at us.
Felix saying George RR Martin is from the Brits country 😔.
Surely BRICS countries?
Pap schmear
Perfect on a bagel
No it actually turned a dangerous three lane road into a wide four lane with normal turning lanes. I know your elitist ass wouldn’t understand how important this is. My town has TWO main roads. So get bent
Yes you're totally dependent on the crumbs you get and you're pissed at your fellow proles for demanding more, even hypothetically in discussion. That's some deep despair. Of course you'll settle for the quality of represention and results as you're defending.
If Trump wins the Presidency it puts a Catholic a heartbeat away from the White House. This is why we must fight.
I have some terrible, terrible news for you...
Felix accidentally saying "pap shmear" might be one of the funniest mispronounciations on this pod
The last time Felix touched a vagina was the day he was born
That Biden call is giving the post-mortem Livia Soprano scene
What is the deal with Starbucks saying they didn't support the rnc when they still let their logo be a sponsor? https://mke2024host.org/ The PR control articles are funny
Me breaking the news for my boomer dad in a way he’ll understand: “President Biden has decided not to seek his party’s nomination for president.”
Is it possible to think that Hasan does a good thing by giving Wikipedia-level explanations of Leftism to children AND think he’s a himbo who’s not that entertaining to listen to? Not sure if anybody’s brain is powerful enough to hold both ideas at the same time.
Shut up lol
Thank you, 45 year old millennial William Chesterfield Menaker for your brave activism ♥️ I’m too cowardly to single-handedly stop the Gaza genocide by abstaining from voting 😢 You’re right that I never seriously cared about it, which is why I am tepidly excited for Kamala and the early indications that she might be meaningfully better than THE Mr. Goy Zionist himself, Genocide Joe. This was all just an affectation for me, unlike a committed political actor like yourself.
You're definitely taking a point about her politics and electoralism too personally dude. I agree that Will is officially too old and jaded to understand that Kamala is, in fact, brat summer and also passes the vibe check.
Look. A cat.
What Trump did by picking someone like J.D.’s Hobbit-looking ass is pure, unfettered Tolkienism
Listening to them tear down Vance’s looks, right next to Will, reminds me of Patrick describing how hideous Frankendoodle is TO SpongeBob.
Will is a professional. He can take it as hard as he dishes it out.
Friend of the show China Mieville is a great alternative to Tolkien-nerdery
Felix was so on point when he said people treat the Infrastructure bill like it’s the Civil Rights Act 😭
Fo'real.. Several peeps in the comments with Biden Bridge Boners. Like signing a bipartisan bill with universal appeal is somehow "heroic." We are so starved for good governance as to applaud crumbs.
The diet Mountain Dew clip is so bad I actually felt anger when they made me listen to it again.
It's like when a football player has a really gross-looking injury and they keep showing a replay of it 🤢
I feel like it was journalistic malpractice to not call out Hasan’s hypocrisy and mention that socialism means no house and no job for bad company. Really letting the comment section down guys. Edit: just did some research and this hasan guy might support 9/11?? 😧
Reminds me of when Will said ~'You need to have money. No broke-boys. You can't be of good character if you don't have good credit.'
I have been rocking with the first Earthsea book pretty hard. Zero songs or poems so far and Ursula lets you fill in the blanks with the worldbuilding.
Be ware there are some chanting style songs in the second one I believe
I'll take y'alls point that when Conservatives (presumably white) point out that actual black people don't accept Kamala as black it's a bit hypocritical. However when actual Lefty black voices like the guys from RBN & Garland Nixon say the same thing, it shows that it's true, irrespective.
If those black people knew you were listening they might not have said that. Some non-white people play around with identity politics when they think white people aren't around to hear it and use it against them like you just did.
Kamala DeSantis 2024
Fall Out of the Meatball Tree '24
It’s like Freeform jazz when these dudes get together and riff, beautiful stuff
Hello, I'm Joe Biden and I feel [unintelligible] to be Conan O'Brien's friend.
I really puked in my mouth a bit when I heard Kamala declaiming her love for Joe & Dr. Jill (crack boy Hunter too?)!! These people are deeply sick, trying to feign human emotions & luurv!
But that's her boss and his family so there's the workplace power imbalance, even for the VP.
Matt Gaetz just looks like a gender swapped Cruella Deville now
*opens Final Draft
Maybe Kamala will remind Philadelphia’s Greatest Son that October 7 exists in the context of all in which we live and all that came before us
Can’t really explain why, but I feel like this ep, and last week’s after Trump got shot, just didn’t quite have the JUICE. They just fell kinda flat to me.
No matt
"If I were China, I would invade taiwan tomorrow!" You would be that stupid wouldnt you
"Diet mountain dew!! Haha!! I'm playing at the Funny Factory tomorrow if you guys wanna stop by!"
Wartime physiognomy in 1865 was being 5'4" and having rickets.
"the Cola wars??"
The running time is 12345. That is so metal.
That's amazing, I've got the same combination on my luggage!
I wish we had a not quite as racist version of Lime in the Coconut to enjoy as a society, it always has me bopping
How is the episode title not "Propagandalf"?
JD Vances rap name would be V.P.. da Molesta.
I remember hearing that MF Doom died when I was coming down off coke on New Years a couple years ago. 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
Hm, this ain't showing up in my Pocketcasts feed
That's weird. It showed in mine.
“5’7” fruitcake dressed up like Nightman”
Since nobody else is pointing it out Felix was correct about the 2021 kneecapping incident. Unfortunately Hasan was also right about the 2018 crippling
I hate that I enjoy chess and Tolkien and history. Everything I like attracts the sweatiest nazis. I should have chosen a different politics. Could be living my best life instead I’m stuck with “chapo trap house”
Chapo is also Nazi though
George RR Martin and One Piece are the official BRICS picks
Bring on Hasan more. He really agros the aggressive dorks. Many others have mentioned if you think Hasan Piker is divisive you are probably being a cunt.
i dont mind hasan's politics. what annoys me about him is that he's a content farm and his 'style' of speaking is to explain the thing, that is already understood, to the viewer like they're five. he adds nothing to me.
don’t let the gooners hear kamala’s guatemala speech
Chat, is this real?
I hear a bat signal... At 42:12+ the name Rene Girard is invoked. Back in the 2000-2012 era, I listened to about 1,000 hours of a local spiritual adept,Gil Bailie, who left his entire collection of cassette tapes of his lectures on Rene Girard over about seven years as a gift to the St. Leo's Church library. I was the most frequent patron of that little alcove library. I am in the top 1% of those who can properly assess the authenticity of this man's claim to a convenient conversion. Stay tuned. My analytical phasers are locked and on alert.
Willfully unconstructive omnidirectional bile spewage no better than Sorkin's Romney take. Do better.
Thanks for my new dating bio
Tolkien nerds are so passe, and being a Geoge RR Martin guy has been the same since the show went downhill. Meanwhile the real sickos are reading Robert Jordan
Those people are mentally unwell. 15000 pages for literally nothing. It seems like the franchise of poly nerds who like Obama.
whos this hasan kid he’s a dud
Jd Vance looks like a creepy coworker, who you never the less invite to your wedding along with all other coworkers. There he toasts you and your bride, and two hours later he strangles your mum in a closet bc she walked in on him raping a child.
Hasanabi W
Now presenting, JD Vance and the Big Bad DoDew Daddies
Damnit, I still got "Elvira" stuck in my head from last week.
El-vi-RA El-vi-RA
Great ep that was worth the wait
Anyone else over the people using "the rubicon" in political analysis? I'm as done as Felix is.
We've crossed the rubicon, rubicon.
The way these guys are shitting on Biden makes them sound like the out of touch “bi coastal elites.“ Because here in my small town in East Tennessee, the infrastructure bill got us a new bridge to replace the badly damage one that was a major route for traffic and a brand new four-lane highway through the middle of town that is much safer than the old one. I know it’s funny and profitable to be hateful and cynical, but I wish the Chapo guys would actually go to the places they say that they love like here in Appalachia.
Not sure Biden should get credit for that.
I have never ever seen a normal person hate on Hasan. He is our sweet socialist Himbo and we should cherish him tbh. Even if he is wrong sometimes he doesn’t refute criticism when it comes from the left.
All the hate I've seen have come from sketchy people like Destiny/Vaush ,their weird goblinoid fanbase, and Kick PDF file streamers. Definitely bad company to be around.
Always enjoy the chemistry between Hasan and the crew. Wish they had him on more often!
JD Vance is going for gasps
🤣 I literally thought this exact same thing when Felix mentioned Nightman
im in full agreement with Felix. the American prole stands with GRRM.
what a waste of a guest for an episode everyone was excited for. boooo
Cringe
GUYS LOOK AT THE EPISODE LENGTH
Hasaaaan Pikeeeeeeeer! I'm coming for you! I'm going to come to your house, stalk you, obsess with you, look through your window, sneak in, wear your clothes and put on your makeup! The Candy Man haunts your dreams!
All Sam Hyde fans should get the wall
Chapo finally crossed the Rubicon
The funny thing about Mitt Romney is that he was historically unpopular amongst Republicans in 2012, he was the equivalent of Joe Manchin winning the Dem nomination today. A complete fluke moving against the historical trends of his own party.
I just went and looked at the Wikipedia page from the 2012 Republican Presidential Primaries. After Romney the candidate with the second most delegates was Rick Santorum, followed by Ron Paul with Newt Gingrich rounding out the top four. Talk about being the tallest kid in kindergarten…
This election is now a battle between incels repped by Kamala and uncels repped by Trump: "Do Not Come" vs "I'm Gonna Come!"
No it's volcels vs gooners
Hasan thank you for mentioning Pakistan
Follow the train Kamala!
Thank you, Chris. I will falsely take credit for this collab finally happening again by presuming it was my pestering in the comments that made it so.
please refer to don jr and eric as "rictus and scrotus", beavis and butthead are far too likeable
Hasan haters are pathological. No way you could have even vaguely left politics and hate the guy like this.
Yeah but unfortunately there's a lot of pathological left leaning peps online
In Iraq JD Vance was apparently a “corespondent.” He basically had the same job as the main character in Full Metal Jacket.
“You gotta be shittin me Joker! You think you’re Micky Spillane?”
hasan is fun
Rod Dreher wants to be Catholic so fucking bad omg. He loathes being Ortho so much
Reconversion imminent.
Pot to Kettle: "What do you even believe in?"
What if I have no strong feelings about Hasan and barely know who he is? 🤔 Is he like Destiny or something?
He's definitely not Destiny, I don't get the strong hate. Think of him as Christman's younger, better-looking brother who absorbed half of what he heard. He's raised millions of dollars for Palestinian aid, so that should forgive most sins that people seem to think he has.
I wanted to hear more bashing of the “based Israel supporting isolationists.” Tulsi Gabbard is just as contemptible as JD Vance and also created the most annoying online supporters, second only to Ron Paul. Truly high crimes.
JD Vances wartime physiography is Paul Giamatti in saving private Ryan
"Atlantis" got me lol
Hasan is a hunk, always feel like it's an L to do an audio-only podcast with him. They're taking away his himbo powers (also he just doesn't contribute that much lol)
A lot of ettengermentum heads freaking out on Substack about this ep lmfao
Wow!
Chapocels are so fucking stupid about Hasan. Shut the fuck up freaks.
Just curious, is your avatar a sketch of the Cum Town boys? Cuz it totally could be. 😆
today is my birthday fuck you for having this guy on
hey, it's Mr. Cool himself
I'M GONNA COME
Tolkien’s works rock and it’s entirely your fault if you can’t read them without becoming an Odinazi. I’m glad I don’t know how to spell that.
Hasan collab POG
Trump Vance aka Fat Pussy Nerd VP 2024
FINALLY ANOTHER HASAN EPISODE
Do the dew before the dew does you
Do Dew, in a can 💩
Love how even your simp fanbase hates Hassan
Even these simps can see through that fraud
The greatest achievement in marketing history is rebranding pee as squirt
The greatest trick the devil ever played
It was 2018!
We all know what the title of the Matt Christman book should be
Felix against Tokin.
“Jd Vance has a wartime physiognomy” “The cola wars?”
Ugh, as an Ohioan, JD Vance makes my skin crawl.
wtf is this temu ass christman doing on twitter- get him outta here
This whole chat is the parent sitting in the barcalounge in the dark, waiting for Chapo to sneak in the door. “Just where have you been, young man? You couldn’t even call?!”
Enjoying this episode with a cold can of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero… am I racist???
will is always shitting on the dems like it’s radical or something. like, dude yeah i get it they suck, but the left has managed to push them on some issues and what are we all gonna do? politics are what they are. he’s got that dumb guy doomer take about voting and participating in any manner like it’s some moral exercise or some virtue signal thing instead of a stragetic calculation, as grim as it is. love chapo but these freshman year takes are dumb.
Lmfao. What a simp
I lose it whenever they drop the Shire theme
Frodo and Sam know all about each other’s hobbit holes
Hasan is such a shithead. One of the least Marxian Marxists. I hope Matt gets healthy again so we can hear from a true dude. I love you guys and essentially all of your guests, but Hasan is beneath you.
Damn dude, sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon
Vance has grown Campbell's soup kid physiognomy
How are there whiners about every single guest on this show? Like what cross section of people still subs to chapo but hates everyone on the left and the hosts?
80% of chapo listeners are cunts, and not the Australian kind. Not me though
NANCY MOTHERFUCKING REAGAN IS THE REAL THROAT GOAT!
Vance has the physiognomy of Mr Beast
my fav felixism ever is "the king of mountain dew." forgot who it is, don't care
Alex Jones had conspiracy theories about how the Dems were going to push out Biden. It's funny how the right weren't afraid of Biden at all but horrified by the idea of having to compete with anyone else
2018 Felix you bastard
It was also when they tried to run that bullshit that a kid flying a flag was flying the swastika or some such and that was why hundreds of kneecaps needed to be blown off
Does the app keep crashing for anyone else? The deep state doesn’t want me to listen.
Some people believe there is a difference between Kamala and Biden on Israel, even if it’s very small. And that she’s be better than Trump (unlike Biden). I don’t think you can discount anyone who believes that as not seriously caring about the issue.
you can discount them as irredeemably stupid
I swear Joe is going to turn up dead in a few hours now after this is posted
Hasan haters make no sense. He’s actively bringing young people to the left and people hate him bc he has a house
The guy spent months debunking Zionist propaganda in real time to a massive audience of young people, it is really cool to have one of the largest creators on a platform doing something like that
Hasan is dumb and not very entertaining. No offense.
ok
Slop time!
Imagine Bernie bros getting owned so hard in 2020 that they have to support Kamala in 2024 🤣
They lost so hard they think the chuds winning is going to bring social democracy
This is one is sweeet like honey
We’re spinning the block on Harry Sisson
The Chapos need to get Harry on! It would send me and give me life!!
No, no- you guys needed to find a SMART guy for a third mic, not a really dumb one
I’m sitting my ass down and listening.
San Francisco democratic machine with the biggest coup W in recent times. gruesome Gavin is next, we will be living in the great california emporium in 15 years LFG. time to anex manchester england is near
Ugh Hasan sucks
Why?
Guys we can push Kopmala left! We are fighting fascism!!!!!!!!!
OMG Hasanabi on the only two good pods in the same week
stavvy baby supremacy
The mental images I'm seeing after hearing "pap schmear"
Tbf the cervix is kinda bagel shaped
Chapo crossed the Rubicon to bring us our delicious slop
Hasan! Now the comment section is going to be full of the Oogie Boogie club.
Why everyone keep crossing this goddamn Italian river all of a sudden
Traffic backed up on the rubicon bridge rn fr
Gas daddy thank u Chris u can hit anytime you want
Should not of let him on until he did tafs as promised
He did tafs, they just haven't released it for *~*reasons*~*
Holy shit, we’re so fucking back
Mission to Mars mentioned
When mom finds the poop drawer
POV
Dew Boyz
Slop is back on the menu, hogs!
BRRRAT
Actually unsubbed last week, waiting for it to run out and this has to be the best confirmation of my decision
who cares
I’ll give Hasan one more listen. If he sucks as much as he has in the past, I’m canceling my subscription.
What's gonna change lol he's so unlikeable it hurts😂 will and he have a nepo baby thing
Hell yeah baby
Fight Sam hyde pussy!!!
😴
LETS GOOOOOO 🤩🤩🤩
Haven't listened yet, don't care, massive HasW, fuck the haters, let's go
Give us this week our twice weekly slop. 🙏
Glorious slop
Eager for slop
Fight Sam Hyde or at least punt Etan over a fence. I will be your personal trainer. He’s 39 and bloated
FINALLY you have him back after like 5 years
Felix has been on his twitch stream like 10 times since he moved to LA. Also Will the few times he's visited. The clips are on YouTube going back a good year or more. Get your SLOP!!
When I saw that sorkin piece I KNEW it would be on the next ep lol
Mmm troughs full
Finally I can start work
I’m getting so parasocial rn
Hasan x chapo is out before Hasan x Adam Friedland show
Tafs is the Shelbyville of talk show podcasts
good morning beautiful
All my lovers together
No mine
Favorite nephew incoming
too late I’m already dead of slop starvation
Masterful Gambit sir, aging and dying before our eyes
on time as ever we love our slop
I am gay
Do the Dew
Imagine if it was only 54 minutes long…
Man that would suck
I was thinking we’d have to wait until Joe resigns tonight to get the slop.
Right when I get off work fml
Sloppy time
Slop