842 - Fleet Weak feat. Alex Nichols (6/17/24)
Featured player Alex Nichols returns to look at the creeping criminalization of the “edgar” haircut in Tekkkxas, the jomney sun-ization of the U.S. Navy, the state of the American “young” fascist movement, and Joe Biden’s floundering celebrity outreach program.
Keep an eye out on our Patreon for a new series of Vic Berger videos covering Trump’s time away from the White House in Mar-a-Lago, premiering exclusively at pateron.com/chapotraphouse starting June 18.
Comments (106)
I'm going to say that a single tweet about having more children is not going to change anyone's mind, but those tweets are part of an effort to shape opinions, esp. on the RWs that aren't too deranged to hold onto an relationship. It's not like Quiverfull families are somehow genetically predisposed to have more children; someone sold them on the idea, and it wasn't via a single tweet.
Is anyone else studying for the bar exam right now and laughing / crying about perfect tender
Were you able to pass?
gotta keep alex on permentanlty this guy is hilarious.
HERESY! The emperor protects
lmao at Felix riffing on old-fashioned workouts and “you put on a big turtleneck sweater and throw medicine balls at your friends”
Obama got a lot of support in 2008, not because people were dumber. It wasn’t as simple as “he was cool and knew how to speak.” He actually ran on a populist agenda. Everyone wants to re-write their past relationships to political campaigns as if they should have known better. But it’s dishonest and frankly unkind to people who could clearly see the daylight between Obama and Clinton.
This ep had me rollin I was so happy when you brought up the point that raising a kid to be conservative doesn't mean they'll be your conservative puppet like what a dumb fucking idea!!!
who the fuck is melodie mac and why is everyone talking about her nonstop
It sucks that the most subversive host is no longer contributing. I really hope he can return.
Me too but I think he loves what he does and would want to come back if/when he could
Also, lol "pateron.com"
Came on here just to say that Alex Nichols is a treasure. No one can fill Matt's seat, but an Alex feat. is always a treat.
Boomers : "kids these days don't pay attention to politics, they think it's useless" Also Boomers :" well since free college and health care are stupid ideas, why won't kids just vote for what their favorite pop star says?'
Sadly this woke writer with pronouns did get replaced by AI :(
I’d be game if Biden was even older. It would be sic if first dibs went to the oldest living person before going to a vote.
Technically The Edgar isn't against army hair cut regs if it avoids two things. 1. The front doesn't present as unkempt or excessively long. 2. The cut doesn't present as faddish or not in keeping with army uniform standards for grooming and hygiene. Also it can't interfere with your gear.
Cant fuckin believe I missed the groyper meetup in Detroit, I have some tomatoes going bad that I need to throw at someone
Give Alex a permanent seat on the show. Funny MF.
“I’ve never seen sugar do that Edgar”
Apparently Chaya Raichik is only 29? You wouldn't know it by looking at her
my parents are both raging conservatives and my sibling and I ended up as gay leftists… good luck outbreeding the left u fucks!
I believe the whole issue of religion on the right can just be resolved if they all converted to Zoroastrianism
Gen MacArthur was a ghoul no doubt (nuking red china in 1950, wtf....) however while at West Point he got hazed so bad he got sent to the infirmary and NEVER named names. Graduated #1 and when he became superintendent he changed the curriculum so no one could ever top him a smary asshole. Little known fact he was the only American to become a Field Marshal, of the Philippines but still counts. All this info proves I didn't screw in high school, just read......
Edgarmentum
As a 25 year San Antonio resident: banning Edgars would effectively bar a quarter of the city
I've heard it referred to as the marbach mop
***Freeing hostages in Gaza
I'd consider voting for Biden if he got the coveted Braulio Montelongo endorsement
He’s done a complete 180 on Mexico, who knows how else he’ll flip flop this election season.
Biden’s campaign team went from “Taylor Swift will imminently back us” to taking literally anyone who’s ever appeared on TV and is under 40. Idk if their arrogance is more pathetic or hilarious.
I’d also like to point out that Biden is outwardly and randomly mean in the same way Feinstein was in the year leading to her death. Not that he was ever a good guy obviously but the hostility isn’t even veiled anymore.
I think Vinny Mac would be a strong influencer for the Biden campaign to partner with
if only amber lovedoll were still with us to offer her endorsement
i want a show on tv where alex nichols customizes and races cars. it can be fiction like low budget fast and furious or it can be reality like pimp my ride or top gear but either way i want it
Comment says “Pateron” instead of “Patreon” in link
if you guys bring back Carl Diggler to help Biden go viral, I will sign back up to Twitter (I'll also donate $100 to one of the families trying to leave Gaza)
I've read there has a been a significant drop in birthrates of Mormons because the cost of living has made it prohibitive to have a ton of kids on a single income. Good luck with the new right wing or whatever. If the mormons are struggling they will too lol
There is also a significant retention problem in Mormonism due to Gen-X having access to the internet. The church sorta juices its numbers by counting baptism records instead of attendance records
I think there's a bit of well-meaning historical revisionism about the SS. Like there's a lot of media that out of needing to demonstrate their depravity will portray them as humorless dour mechanical freaks made of polished steel. And certainly some of them were. But I think they even more horrifying truth is that they were also not so different from the officers of today. Complete dweebs that service a genocide while smiling like a fuckin moron. Himmler would have ABSOLUTELY been posting iFunny memes to the waffen SS Twitter asking brave aryans "Which chicken are you?? Tag yourself or someone who likes schnitzel!"
Also if Matt were here he would say "Old Chaos" Mad Dog Mattis was the last MacArthur style general we'll ever have. He was our opportunity to find a queeny guy on a horse to lead us and we squandered it. We will never see the likes of him again, short of a Nasser-esque young officers coup.
What’s funny is all the people I know who came from big, conservative families are fanatically left wing.
I'm a lady with a short black bob and while sitting at the salon, a group of teen with Edgar cuts walked by stopped, soyfaced, and Leo Pointed at me.
As someone from a massive catholic family, 8 kids is fucking rookie numbers. We don’t consider a family “big” until you break a dozen
3:20 what was the “melee”?
We love Alex Nichols don't we folks
Miss our beautiful boy and hope he takes as much time as he wants to recover and be with his family. Really do love the third mic rotation tho, Alex is great and I’m enjoying the frequent pod crossovers. Striking a nice balance, noticed it even before Matt was out.
re crazy maga lady that got popular saying the n-word: these people literally think children are pets, so when they say grooming, they think that teaching their kids the ways of life always works 100% of the time. just completely delusional and dumb af
Really liking Alex as third mic. Very funny and while he doesn't offer Matt's level of critique (who can, really?) he banters very well with the rest of Chapo.
NO BIG HAIR!
it rules how we had this one incredibly well mediatized war that basically proved that the US doctrine was only good for 6 months of combat tops and they're still stepping on that rake again and again and again
My entire family is right wing, from slightly extreme to extreme. Grew up in a Reagnite 80s home. They loved Bush and now they are mostly full MAGA. Except my mother who is a never Trump Republican. She likes FRK Jr (she's the slightly extreme one). My ideology swung left from the moment I developed one. I think a based layer of a hatred of racistism had me gravitate towards listening to Public Enemy. Hip Hop really was some of our education. Otherwise, I don't know what happened to me but yeah... Anyhoo. We're indeed out here.
you never can tell. my mom was married in a communist wedding(former yugoslavia) and my aunt married this absolute d-bag who loved dubbya more than his kids. He even started talking like him during the early 2000s.
That Lily grifter gal rules. The first video went viral because she was wearing an apron and talking about getting knocked up. but the groypers found out she has A cups and dresses like Yung Gravy and immediately started transvestigating her.
WEDGE ANTILLES DAY
I would unirronically like to see an interview with Biden. Possibly with Adam Friedland, but only if it is an Erik and Andresque style show to convey the confusion and terror I think are the norm for Joe before he gets his time chemicals. Like if the secret service don't draw their weapon it will be a missed vibe and a failure.
A bunch of these worthless groypers are going to go on killing sprees when they realize theyll never "breed", much less with anybody they find attractive.
"C-I-W-S..." "seawiz 🌊🧙♂️🪄"
Evo’s is closer to Tim Allen in Tool Time
Petition to change it from “Edgar” to “Lloyd Christmas”
Being able to be normal as a person w leftist views among a church or community group of center right to center left (depending on the phase of the moon and the topic of discussion) regular people who don't think about politics much is a far better strategy than "breeding" lmao. Seriously, join a church or community org, show up regularly and show you enjoy doing shit for other people and you'll get a fuck lot further.
There's an entire Southern Baptist Church that knows they have a communist doing their sound and slides lmao, it's not impossible
Can’t believe you covered Edgar but didn’t even check Foos Gone Wild
The spenglarian racial decline of white nationalists…. Truly the west has fallen
Biden: “Those Mexican kids, they’re gettin’ haircuts like they’re 14th century knights. Had a couple a cholo’s hanging out the other day, called me a fat-kidneyed coxcomb, started swearing up and down the bones a St. John like you wouldn’t believe!”
Edgar haircut? Fuck that - Edgar suit instead! https://youtu.be/LIPMzxivv6k?si=77HscNXuXf09Km5V
Just give Lyin‘ Ted an Edgar cut and ruin it for everyone
Tedgar cut
I live in San Antonio and all those restaurants suck and overpriced. It cater's to Mexican MAGAS
Vic Berger 🫡🫡🫡
It’s a play on “perfect 10” like grading a person. Strip club in Austin called PERFECT 10
Alex is good. I don’t watch Twitch so ChapoFYP isn’t my thing, but he’s always gold on the pod
Alex is sick, he should be on the show for at least one ep a week
If Trump hasn’t, I want him to start having beef with de nero. I want to hear truths like, “unhinged former actor Robert too old to act ”
Pretty sure that was a cumtown bit from way back.
El Camino translates more closely to "the path" than "the way" if anyone cares
It means road jfk
I have two kids, planning on more. Every night I read them the works of Mao. I'm doing my part 💪
They'll grow up to be Dengists
Mob Psycho 100 joke opportunity missed ._.
All modern non-SPEC flag officers are just that guy: wanna be motivational influencers who, probably 6 months before they retire, have a 300k “consultant” job for some MIC or wannabe MIC company where they make 3 phone calls, secure a 5 billion dollar non-bid at their last command, than spend the rest of their life almost getting caught by kick.com pedo hunters.
If your hair's too long, there's sin in your heart.
measurehead is real? 👀
Great episode 💕
I can't believe these guys have never seen the memes of Pinocchio and Aloysius O'Hare with edgar cuts
When butt-cuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have butt-cuts.
They keep saying the Navy was woke or gay. It’s soy, top to bottom soy. The CO baking cookies and soy facing. I keep imagining Matt yelling it’s soy, STFU.
The Edgar is the simple jack haircut
say what you want, but a restaurant called Besame run by a Mexican who's racist against Mexicans ... if you've lived in Texas, you know that's gonna be absolute fire
We love Alex don't we folks?
Alex rocks
I was hoping for “feet week.” Post them toesie woesies, please! I like ‘em covered in crud!
"we are going to detonate this temu vessel." Go ahead. I don't ship here.
Taking off all of my clothes and renting a little row boat and taking it into the middle of a pond to listen to this episode
The edgar haircut is cultural appropriation of white european squire hair dos.
Can we promote Alex Nichols to being a full time Chapo?
Can we sacrifice Felix to the Ancient Ones and get Alex+Amber once a week?
Vic Berger HYPE.
opening with the discourse about the Henry V haircut
Yes, Pavement!
this is secret confirmation that Chris is an elder millenial or has an older sibling, not sure which
"Students led an effort..." Wait, what?!
I like this show, it's good.
Fuck yeah, another Alex episode. Definitely my current favorite guest if you can call the Chapo fym guys “guests”.
Me and my wife’s boyfriend have secret gay sex listening to Chapo, shhhhh don’t tell her 🤫
No quema cuh suppression smh