834 - Weakness Will Get You Nowhere feat. Pendejo Time (5/20/24)

my main problem with the Missouri secretary of state candidate is that she's really hot.

Wop wop wop wop wop wop wop 😂

Damn, I guess one thing Hamas, Israeli Fundamentalists, frat bros, lib protesters and Chapo incels have in common is a soy hate for gay people. I would have preferred unity on healthcare, or a ceasefire or something cool like that. Main character syndrome strikes again I guess.

Former Texas resident here; the Texas politics bashing could’ve gone way harder. It’s fucking lunacy there nowadays (even more than usual) Whichever Pendejo guy who talked more is kind of a waste of space (not particularly funny or on-point/focused) Video games/martial arts are both right up there with hearing about somebody’s fantasy football team/ordinary workday on the list of most boring conversation topics imaginable

I don’t know, maybe I’m not a very good gay, but I didn’t detect any bashing. Not sure what everyone’s freaking out about. I thought it was a good, funny episode.

ah, a gay bashing episode

The Krav Maga comments are on point. In Canada, K.M. instruction is a ridiculous rip off.

Even with all the homophobia, thinking it takes 6-12 hours to run 22 miles is the most offensive to gay people listening.

I'm really getting the sense that Jake is unironically homophobic.

Losing my mind at Jake remembering Rachel Millman’s red ball bathtub creep tweet.

I liked Thomas tryna join in on being a Pearl Jam hater but then singing a melody from Yellow Ledbetter - a non-album fan favourite song

Good ep, love these guys

Yeeess. Been waiting forever to hear Felix riff on krav maga.

Not gay, just disappointed

Will has an F word pass from going to bear week smh he is allowed to say it

This guy is homophobic as fuck

So now the kicker is gay😂 guys…. Gays LOVE women..!! It doesn’t add up!

Red lobster bust out

they don’t realise running red lights has nothing to do with traffic and is code for going vamp. It’s peak unaware yt humor and i say that in the best way possible.

It takes 12 hours to run 22 miles

Whats the best resource for watching Israeli tanks get shit on?

JewBelong . Com was another one of those annoying ass billboard ad companies

Pendejo time is a good guest and this was a very funny episode aside from the extremely cringe video game references (I am an epic gamer myself so I'm allowed to say this)

I've heard Rick Perry is a "Cummer," per Donnie T.

The one pendejo boy who is constantly talking and doing material has to be one of my least favorite Chapo guests ever. The other one who lays back and just chimes in every 10 minutes with a killer one liner has to be one of my favorites. Less is more folks.

The microphone volume "stuttering" on one of the hosts mics makes some episodes unbearable to listen to for me. I'm not sure if it's just way too strict noise cancelling tech lowering the volume or something, but it's very difficult to listen to. I very much love the content of the show, but it's hard for me make out the words sometimes.

The boys are right, Greg Abbott will never be president. He’ll make an amazing Secretary of Transportation in the fourth Trump administration. #trains

Did he call him “the black R Kelly”

Weekend Gay

hell yeah great ep

Did I hear Mozambique Drill? https://youtu.be/RQWLTqlTmrE?si=SeMEEtBuEnVQ1cxc

People make fun of it a lot, but just a couple guys who know Krav Maga can take out a whole hospital full of 10-year-olds and pregnant women barehanded

additionally: I cannot tell a lie. I have very actively participated in every "AYCE" event hosted by Red Lobster resulting in near bankruptcy. Crab. Crab. Shrimp. Shrimp. And the most recent shrimp. I am viscerally upset that black people are being blamed for this or given credit. Firstly, no matter what base we lived at, my dad would always find the fish or shellfish spot the black guys told him about and take us out--even in asia. Black people just have better seafood taste. Red Lobster is some buppy shit compared to the place at the far end of MLK Jr Blvd. As a corollary point, I just wanna say, it's probably the folks that think mayo is spicy that even spend money at Red Lobster. And the place is decorated all New England-y. Put two and two together: the racist southerners asking for hot sauce at a Cape Cod style restaurant are playing the oldest trick in the book: 'always say the other side is doing what you are.' The South has conspired to bankrupt the Yankee Red Lobster franchise for decades and nobody is noticing these repeated attempts to rise again. I just want to point out the crimes against the ocean I committed were solely for love of sweet, Leviticus haram shellfish. I want shrimp now.

idk why I would expect Will and Felix to know much about martial arts but... as a guy that got into Krav because it was using the BJJ and Muay Thai I already studied in interesting combinations. To be real, I am pretty sure the first "mixed" martial art in modernity was Jeet Kun Do and Krav was the next. There are bullshido artists in 80% of dojos, tbf. The only thing that really makes Krav feel different is the whole "I deserve to live more than care about rules." It is uniquely Israeli. But my redneck biker kickboxing champ instructor never said one word about any of that. And Krav is definitely not the only school teaching disarms--I learned that in Jiu Jitsu. Honestly, I bet it's a New York thing... the only things in New York that dont suck are imported and generally somebody's stepping on that bag, anyway.

Licorice Pizza will never hit the same

Link to the shitty animation?

The low rent Cum town crew

Love the French tips on toe nails lmao

I hate Jake. I love Thomas.

The guest said he has friends who are evil cocksucker disgusting garbage people. Idk, that’s just a really funny statement.

I hope Red Lobster remains in Canada, like Toys R Us has.

It’s a little weird y’all seem to think Hamas isn’t a terrorist organization. I agree isreal has taken their response too far and should stop, but Hamas isn’t a peaceful organization. Would also be cool if you all got some new topics or diverse guests so you’re not just constantly agreeing with yourselves.

I enjoyed the episode except for when Will went on the 5 minute rant that had multiple “hard R’s” and F-slurs. See you boys next week.

Lmao “they were hanging out with the black r kelly”

Pussy is terrific.

Great sports talk this ep between MMA, NFL and Dallas Mavs but I was hoping id get 10 minutes of Amber bullying Will over the Knicks series. Also maybe Felix can say something about the White Sox' hot start next ep

Anyone know the song at the end? Hilarious!

We need to impose sanctions on the ICC so they can never go to Buc-Ees again.

I love how Texans and Louisianans pronounce the Bolivar Peninsula as "bolluver."

Krav Maga is definitely the specialty for the Sperm Retrieval Unit

I appreciate the Jesuit school caveat Will 😂 go Zags

all Palestinian children know gun kata. Felix taught them

Omg I’m so glad Valentina Gomez came up, her brother works for the mayor of Jersey City. The mayor is running for governor and I want her to destroy his campaign

I appreciate Will telling the truth that Serbians aren’t white. Coming from Croat immigrants myself, everybody knows that Yugoslavia was the Mexico of Europe

Kat Williams slurs unnecessary.

Damn Jake rlly got a sexy singing voice. Grown n sexy mhmmm

Yeah when I saw the video of Valentina Gomez with the flamethrower talking about "dís grumín buks" in my grandmother's exact accent I realized how lucky I am that Latin evangelicals were still fringe when she came here.

Love it. Serbians. :) we always seam to creep into conversations.

I’ll just feel so much safer if Bee Bee Net and Yahoo is taken off the streets. Get that arrest warrant!

Saying Krav Maga doesn’t work is antisemitism

You can’t get Boones Farm in NYC

I’m getting all of yall fired from Jimmy John’s

Dei head ranch 🤌

crazy to hear deep sea diver brought up. saw them years ago in a tiny venue. put on an amazing set

the icc prosecutor did exactly what was expected: name two "israeli" occupation leaders (which will have no effect), then name three palestinians... including Ismail Haniyeh who is conducting ceasefire talks in Doha and Cairo... how convenient if you want to sabotage any possibility to stop "Israel"/USA's destruction of Gaza

Pendejo episodes best episodes

I have it on good authority thag Harrison Butler fucked a male cheerleader while at GT.

Once upon a time there were pervasive complaints of slave labor on both fishing vessels and shrimp farms linked to Thai Union.

Can’t believe they referenced Bolivar peninsula! I used to fish around there as a kid other wise even I as a houstonian wouldn’t know wtf it is

1:07:40 yes that friend of mine watches every kill Tony, I think if ppl like my friend just got prescribed a studio room to riff slur jokes for 15 minutes straight to some AI version of Tony Hinchcliffe that kind of goes along with it and validates his experience, he would feel some type of post-nut clarity that would get it all out of his system for a few days so he can live life normal again

Hilarious episode.

Tried something, hopefully the rss issue should be fixed, let me know if it's still not working.

Love me some Schulz hate

This one really dragged

So ‘Equilibrium’ but it’s young Bale circa Empire of the Sun.

Just as a little cherry on top- tons of Hebrew is literally made up, because there weren't words for modern things in the ancient dead language. And you get shit like Banana being the same word, but pronounced like someone doing a fake isreali accent.

Who was the big Twitter account talking about Not Like Us?

I'm in a group chat with some of the guys I still talk to from when I played college football at Indiana State and one of the dudes played for GT with Butker before that dude transferred to ISU. He said every football party they had that Butker went to, Harrison would always make out with and tried to fuck at least 3 dudes. After my buddy transferred between our junior and senior year (me, Butker and my friend were in the same graduation year). I guess Butker's girlfriend, now wife, made him go to conversion therapy and I guess it made him super fucking Catholic.

I'm breaking my posting limit but this ep has too many JPM (jokes per minute) so fuck you But what if the "saudi arabia did 9/11" is related to the govt saying aliens are real Is this all a psyop or is the govt run by schizophrenics now Or am I the schizophrenic idk

MTG looks like Lee Corso in bad drag

As Dingus has said, this also isn't on my RSS

No rss :(

My assumption that the "30,000 killed in gaza" is based on how many have been killed by weapons, but israel has said over and over that famine, drought and disease were going to do most of the legwork this time, so it absolutely must be at least 250,000. Not to fetishize numbers or do genocide Olympics but seriously, theres no way that 30k is based on all types of deaths.

No person running for congress can do more than 5mi at one time

Of the 1200-1400 people killed on oct 7, roughly half of them have military ranks preceding their names on the memorial lists, so there is a huge chance that the 10 year old with a COD4 kill streak killed at least a few of those guys This is why you cant let your kids play titanfall 2 The wall jumping makes you too good for overwatch and that translates to the real world Edit: "black people ate too much shrimp" reminds me of the eco fascists who tried to blame all climate change on immigrants shitting in the streets and throwing candy wrappers in the river. Way too dependent on random acts by individuals who all share a single ID

Preach sis, thank you for modeling strong Republican gayness

If anyone cares, as a gay catholic communist from the area near Benedictine and a life long chiefs fan I have a little extra info, butker was in a Latin rite cult, he's a CINO as far as a lot of people are concerned, the nuns have disavowed his speech, Benedictine is actually an ok school with pretty mixed politics, butker has has had shitty politics for years so it's only shocking that this is the thing he's said that's gone viral

“Gavelston” where all international justices go to vacation

we love the pendejo boys don’t we folks

As a Texas State student, I appreciate the shoutout lol

The Democrats only chance in 2024 is assembling a team of Ron Perlman, Stephen King, Eddie Vedder, the liberal driller, and the entire Dropkick Murphy’s to take out every Republican voter (mostly via live performance and social media clap backs).

This is not showing up in my RSS feed. Is it just me or anyone else having this issue?

The Palestinian death toll stopped rising because the Gaza Ministry of Health, its personnel, and its infrastructure have ceased to exist.

"What's the sporting world coming to when we're talking about an idiot kicker?" -- Peyton Manning. Yeah, Manning's a dickhead, but he's not wrong.

Israelis basically invented gunkata but for real bro

The US isn’t a member of the ICC. It doesn’t get a say.

Bucee’s Brigade where are you?

Pendejo Boys are fucking awesome

weight vests are so funny. you mean to tell me i can have all the benefits of simulating extra weight on my joints, tendons and bones while running in a coat? sign me up!

I'm reading the Wheel of Time series and the sniper rifle forms hit me pretty good. Just imagining Rand shifting into "360 No Scope Headshot" form to relax but also stay frosty

Hell yeah, let's go Pendejo! Although is anyone else having trouble downloading this or is this just a me problem?

Gomez is vying to be the next Dana Loesch. I bet they hate each other, too, in that narcissism-of-minor-differences kind of way. I swear we're not all reactionary bitches in St. Louis.

Love me some Pendejo

Nice to see the Pendejo boys back !

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