Halloween Park Owner Horrors, Costumed Stalkers, Stupid Massages

IE: Bless Marsha Blackburn's heart. Translation: She's a c*nt.

I remember Googling James and Jimmie when I first started listening and some AI page said that Jimmie “lived happily with his wife and children in Arizona” and I was like “…well one of those things is definitely false.”

I always book my massages for 1.5 hours... need as long as possible - my muscles are all jacked

How did thos owner get Trump to write his responses...?

I laugh every time James says Creepy World

You do an ✨AMAZING JOB✨

I cant remember if it was this episode that talked about people using women and woman wrong but I live in south GA. People down here say dog pin instead of dog pen. It makes me nuts. They will write it that way so I know im not hearing them wrong.

Took my kids to Universal Horror Nights last year and they turn the ENTIRE park into a horror themed festival. So much different than what I imagine this man puts on 😆. Id say he needs to chill, but its too good.

You guys got me fucking CRYING at work with Jimmie’s “long balls from the back” story! My coworker just asked me if I was okay cuz she thought I was actually crying until she realized it was from laughing so hard!

I want that shirt. 😊

For the Christmas episodes: there's an attraction near me in ohio. Clifton Mill, they have a Christmas light display (and a bunch of other things) and its actually pretty cool. I bet the reviews are good (entertaining), its packed to the brim every night.

Darkness, Lemp Brewery, and Creepy World are all the same owners. I’d be interested in what the dude says about the other haunted houses.

I can’t wait for Larry Kirchner, the KING of St. Louis Halloween haunts to get wind of this!! 😂😂

https://fearworld.com/wordpress/tickets/

He isn’t wrong about East St Louis, Illinois. It’s like Mad Max in the prairie.

I think I stopped breathing from laughing at Jimmie's description of his reflection in his mirror! So honestly funny.

James’s “REE-SEE’s” pronunciation is fucking my head up

I love how James slipped further and further into a Trump impression 😆

Massage therapist here!! I love what I do. Helping people in pain feel better. Also that prenatal advice was completely inaccurate.

I am LOLing through this whole thing! Loving it!

I live for the Halloween attraction reviews 😂😂😂

To combine Jimmie's hatred of NM, and insane Halloween store stuffs: https://www.kob.com/new-mexico/video-shows-what-led-to-deadly-shooting-outside-spirit-halloween-store/

Jars are used in WI as they are pretty large. You do get to keep the jar but I’m sure they increase the price to include the expense of the jar. Saves having to give you a to go box. Bars that do it for beer will usually offer free refills.

From now on whenever James opens with the, “Welcome back to Your Stupid Opinions”, I need Jimmie to hit us with a “IRASSHAIMAS-HEYYYYY!!!”.

I haven’t lived in Nashville TN for over 10 years but they had a very scary Halloween hayride. One of the Hillbillies kept trying to pull my friend off hollering “Ma I want this one”. Scary and funny.

James, it’s pronounced hoe-bert, lmao I live in Oklahoma and had family around the area but no biggie just thought I would put that out there. 👍🏼

OMG the women/woman confusion drives me crazy too! 🤬

😅 Has a banana pudding jar from Slim Chickens last week.

The Halloween Express used to be a Sam Ash Music Store 😂

Fuck yeah! Better than coffee

When my son was small, he loved Barney. He was coming to Omaha and the tickets went on sell, with no cap on how many to sell. They sold over 5000 and the building only held maybe 2000. The Fire Marshall shut it down and Barney was escorted out. My son got to see him but it was a mad house. Shit we will do for our children.

Heeeey!!!

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