💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
July 27, 2026

Water Wars, Alleged Chicken Problems, Outback In The City

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a water park that seems to be mainly famous for being one of the worst rated, in the United States. A fried chicken restaurant, where the reviews seem to be a little more personal, and the chicken is either perfect, or terrible. An Australian motel, where bloody items are found, and the mice keep away the kangaroos & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!

Dont forget to rate & review!!

Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more

Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

Comments (40)

J
Jennifer S. · September 26, 2026

The houses in Pietragalla are gorgeous. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/parco-dei-palmenti-pietragalla

S
Savannah Malloy · August 18, 2026

I’m probably late to the party, but you have to have the exhaust fan for when you shower! Otherwise, the steam sets off fire alarms… Can confirm. My freshman year in college, I lived in the dorms. Whenever I go out drinking, I’d always come home and take a long, hot shower in the wee hours of the morning… that was until I set off the fire alarms in the entire building one night, and everybody knew who the culprit was when we were sitting outside in the grass, cause I was the only one with my hair wet and in just in a towel at 3:30 in the morning. The firemen were not impressed. Which is sad because Auburn firefighters are notoriously smoking hot.

A
Alyssa Bartoshevich · August 1, 2026

Drop the chicken recipe, Jimmie!

H
Hazel Tifiaeh · July 29, 2026

I used to have a charm bracelet. I went into a wave pool. Once I got out I had little hole from where the charms had been.

C
Caroline Thomas · July 29, 2026

Women aren’t quite so watertight, my friends. High water pressure can do some serious internal damage. Look up ‘female waterslide injuries’.

N
Nicole Alpeter · July 29, 2026

Jimmie- You could not be more wrong… We want that recipe!!! 🤣🤣🤣

J
Jay Little · July 29, 2026

I was chicken thigh when chicken thigh wasn't cool

E
Erika Fultz · July 29, 2026

Vaginas can be made watertight?!? 😂😂😂😂 First I've heard of this, despite being a lifelong vagina owner.

N
Nicole Alpeter · July 29, 2026

They are! Mostly. Sitting in water like a tub or pool, actively swimming, - you cinch up tight and water can get in more than just the surface level. We can even “seal” tightly enough to keep out the spray from a good quality garden hose. Alas, we cannot keep out intense water pressure, like a sudden rush of rapids water or high pressure hose/water source coming directly at you. This useless information brought to you by a female anatomy class I took on a lark in college! Learned that while in many ways, we get massively fucked by nature, we’re also given some pretty cool features and advantages.

M
Mike McNamer · July 28, 2026

Kohl's grocery stores were absolutely a thing in the U.S. (at least in Milwaukee), the same family founded the department and grocery store chains.

D
Demy Saldivar · July 28, 2026

As a Dominican, I screamed when I heard they were reviewing a restaurant from my island hahaha love this show so much 😂

J
Jazz C · July 28, 2026

Yes aldi is German but they're everywhere in Australia so I understand the confusion 😂

S
Stephen Watts · July 31, 2026

Everywhere in Ireland too Lidl too. Have seen Aldi in multiple places in Spain and Italy so must be worldwide

S
Sheila Garcia · July 28, 2026

They reviewed a pica pollo place! I love you guys even more!

L
Laura · July 27, 2026

I think we need a Theme Park Disasters: Waterpark Edition 😂

K
Kat Irving · July 27, 2026

Them talking about stores that we share with other countries My oldest daughter got to go to Spain for two weeks her senior year Cost me a small fortune. I told her to send me plenty of pictures of all the cool stuff she sees and I wake to 20 or pics of her at Aldi. Thats it. Just her shopping at Aldi. I was like girl don't send me another picture of you in stores we have in America. She also said there all there was a lot of Mexican food and when I asked her if she had fun she said it was alright. Typical 18 year old answer. She is planning to go to Vietnam for her honeymoon because that's were his family is from and I told her I didn't want to see any pictures of her in front of grocery stores

T
Tyler S. Haecherl · July 27, 2026

I would give stars if I could

H
Hot Dog Racing YouTube · July 27, 2026

You guys should do reviews from a PNW bikini coffee stand. I’m sure the reviews are WILD

E
Erika Fultz · July 29, 2026

I want to say they have before

C
Chas Williams · July 27, 2026

Snoke alarm whatnot! 😂😂😂😂

M
Matressa, Countess of Whorington · July 27, 2026

"You've got 🪳 cockroaches.....what is that, an insect?" ❤️ Love Jimmie!

L
Liz Rutherford · July 27, 2026

Yay!!!

M
Matressa, Countess of Whorington · July 27, 2026

I work at a casino that has an adjoining 4 star hotel. We do ask how many people are in the room for safety purposes ie if we need to evacuate for a fire we know how many people to account for

L
Laurie Bartlett · July 27, 2026

Llmm ok mnpj mm on’ ‘ ‘A Man N’ ‘Mnkjjjjjjjnmj. Jj j 0 Mmm Mmm M Mnkjjj j mmm mn j. K Mmm mmmmmm m’m

L
Liz Rutherford · July 27, 2026

Are...are you having a stroke? Do you need me to call 911?

N
NH Gin · July 27, 2026

If I could leave 5 stars, I would. 😁

C
Cara (Care-uh) · July 27, 2026

I think the smoke alarms were triggered by the heat from the showers, not those people's excrement 😂 I've set off a smoke alarm with a hot shower before lol

C
Crystal Shamsi · July 27, 2026

Whirlybird is a wind powered rotary roof vent used to pull hot air out of cargo area. I had to Google it myself 🤣

P
Penny · July 27, 2026

I only eat that the legs. Thanks for making my work day better. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

L
Lisa Tyler · July 27, 2026

And now introducing Monday!

G
Ginger Thomas · July 27, 2026

I can’t even tell you how much better Monday morning commuting is with this podcast!!! Love these guys! Also—ew.

W
Whitney Weisgerber · July 27, 2026

Now I want Jimmie’s air fryer drumstick recipe 🍗

N
Nicole Alpeter · July 29, 2026

Right? I paused it and opened my notes on my phone 🤣🤣🤣

L
Lia Azzolina · July 27, 2026

My husbands being a twat this is going to cheer me up 😆

S
Stacy DeJonge · July 27, 2026

The bestest!

K
Katy Clark · July 27, 2026

Please end all the episodes with extemporaneous song lyrics! I was dying!

B
Bob Dobs · July 27, 2026

Take that, Monday!

T
The Camo · July 27, 2026

Edgecliff is walking distance to Sydney CBD ("downtown") ... For $72/night ... the mouses don't take up much bed space ...

7
70Boss302 · July 27, 2026

YAAAAAYYY stupid opinions! 🤘

D
Don Nelson · July 28, 2026

Yay indeed, @70Boss302, yay indeed.