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July 13, 2026

Fish Beater Bat, Ball Pit Of Despair, Don't Be Rude To Grandma

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a laundromat & dry cleaner in Ireland, where your whites may end up pink & you will be left searching for that one missing sock. A product made for checking truck tires, but can also be used to beat your husband half to death. A trampoline center, where the babies wander free, the blood spatter tells a srory & the snack bar server will mock you. A gas station, where an attendent provides the service of uncomfortably staring at you & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Michael Hinchley · August 14, 2026

The gas price difference sounds like a grade difference. Maybe they wanted 87 octane but got 89 octane. As with those semi wheels, I hauled fuel. Trailer carries 13,500 gallons so has 5 axles, each with 4 tires. 20 tires on trailer, 10 on tractor, so 30 tires. There are 6 axle trailers too so 24 tires. It is a weight issue per axle and not a length of trailer issue.

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Steph Martin · August 1, 2026

You can't actually put a diesel pump into a gasoline vehicle. It's too big. Considering how "nice" they were, she has to be hot, or look really dumb. It's more common than you'd think for advertised gas prices to be wrong. The signs malfunction often and they have to be changed manually.

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Matt M. · July 25, 2026

A 34 tire truck would be heavy haul. Ive had 32 and more Just depends on weight

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Grace Luterek · July 18, 2026

Your Stupid Opinions is my favorite!

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Nunya_bsnss · July 16, 2026

Jumping around the episode because I can't afford/schedule attending live shows, I hear "Institutional Socks" 😂 rewind REWIND!

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Andrew Battaglini · July 15, 2026

“It aint called Urban Air & Grille” 🤣

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Kaye · July 15, 2026

As a Brit, I would 100% watch a reaction of you two re-watching The Inbetweeners 😆

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Melissa Pfeiffer · July 15, 2026

Please do a bonus on this season of Love After Lockup!!! I would especially love to hear what you guys think of the Damond/Bonita/GG situation.(Bonita is fucking hilarious) ❤️

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Michelle McColm · July 14, 2026

I always wonder if I have reviews calling me out somewhen online. I spent 15+ years in retail with increasing disdain for customers until my supervisor suggested maybe I try the graveyard shift 😂 customer service was not for me! Love this podcast!

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Lesley Zen Marx · July 14, 2026

I love the crossover events 😂

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Sarah Hargrove · July 14, 2026

My husband was on a jury where the guy used a tire checker or something similar to murder someone. ☠️🤣

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ENKC · July 14, 2026

Hey sam, where are you from? Is there a shell station there? 😂😂 maybe too niche or a different fandom than here.

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Heather · July 14, 2026

I picture George and Georgie as husband and wife mechanics. 😂

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Brigid Schabes · July 14, 2026

sock talk was incredible

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pale_emo_princess · July 14, 2026

I've never related harder to james & jimmy than this venting session about socks 😂 the amount of sock-based anxiety and frustration I've felt in my life is absurd, but at least I'm not alone 🤣

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Jason Faber · July 14, 2026

I have not heard a human being say the word accoutrement since the Winnebago man

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Gail 10-A · July 14, 2026

Excellent episode! Thank you James and Jimmie for the laughs

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Kramer and his Cougar MILF · July 14, 2026

"Two's a problem when you're North of 45", Jimmie??... I wasn't ready in the first 3 minutes 😂

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Chris Paterson · July 14, 2026

More Love after Lockup please.

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Uterus Arnold · July 14, 2026

Fobbed off is just being brushed off.

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Tasha · July 14, 2026

Omg I wish these were longer!

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Austin Petersen · July 14, 2026

Made my day in the first five minutes to hear that Love After Lockup will be making a comeback on the pod. Began watching that show just because of you guys so I’m always looking forward to hearing the recap 😂

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Chari · July 14, 2026

Ln .88)

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Jordyn Fahey · July 13, 2026

Yesssss need a Love After Lockup update 🙏 ❤️‍🔥

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Otis Spunkmyer · July 13, 2026

Omg. I’m crying again 🤣

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Hot Dog Racing YouTube · July 13, 2026

The fishing review about the thumper is true. Killing salmon humanely after catching them is hard and the most humane way is to hit them once on the skull really hard. I had no idea how hard it was to kill them humanely until I had to do it. A huge salmon is strong AF

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D Bigham · July 13, 2026

We referred to our fish club at The Priest (called in to give the fish last rites). I thought that was a family joke, turns out it's an actual term for the club used by poachers and fishermen.

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Max Wilson · July 13, 2026

Remember, you ain’t fully clean unless your Zest fully clean!

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Sound the Gjallarhorn! · July 13, 2026

Smock Boy!

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Lizzie · July 13, 2026

My little midwestern town's laundromat has a dry cleaner on one side and a place to buy meat on the other side, lol!

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Mary · July 13, 2026

Manly, yes, but I like it, too! ☘️

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Jebediah Marquis Wu · July 13, 2026

Such a great episode! I felt like they recently started this and thought maybe they were a year in…3 years already!? This is the best show and I could listen non-stop the whole day.

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Denali Hyatt · July 13, 2026

Today I learned not everyone whacks their fish after they catch them. My dad kept a wooden club in the boat to bash halibut after we pulled them up. That thing was scary looking with years of fish blood soaked into it.

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Jackie Beck · July 13, 2026

When I was little my dad didn’t have a club, so after I caught a fish he just started whacking it’s head over and over on the dock! I started screaming and have been forever traumatized.

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Jenna Augustine Atwater · July 13, 2026

'You know what Paisley looks like' 😆 🤣 😂

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Shannon DeSilva · July 14, 2026

💀

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Nash essman · July 13, 2026

And jizz? Kids be fuckin at the jumpzone?

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ALL Panic…NO Disco 🪩 · July 13, 2026

Please more Widows Bay content!!! Love that show. Possibly a tad obsessed. 😍

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Jenna Augustine Atwater · July 13, 2026

Omg girl same!!!!! I love that there's been a Widows Bay reference in almost every episode lately ❤️

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Shannon DeSilva · July 13, 2026

CAN YOU DESMOCK FOR A MIN AND GO GET A SLICE OF PIZZA?? I DIDNT THINK SO

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Zazzua · July 13, 2026

Its been 3 years already? Seems like yesterday!

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Jason Hopkins · July 13, 2026

Tire count could be soMe who drives a double or triple trailer

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Kristen Matheson · July 13, 2026

The rant about socks made me die 😂

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Manj Sangha · July 13, 2026

Those two minutes about Home Depot are podcast comedy gold 🤣🤣 these two are absolute fire today 🔥🔥

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Shannon DeSilva · July 13, 2026

Im crying

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Kira Nevaeh · July 13, 2026

'How do I not love thee, let me count the condescending ways...'

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Bob Dobs · July 13, 2026

Ah, something to make my Monday suck a little less. Thank you.

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Heather Martin · July 13, 2026

Yay indeed, it's Monday morning 🌄

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Aric · July 13, 2026

🎉🍒