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July 6, 2026

Toddler Dodgeball, The Great Crusty Unknown, Historical Whining

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a trampoline center, where you're not really allowed to do trampoline things, and yopur small children may be pelted with dodgeballs by teenagers. A historical site on a beautiful Italian hillside, where people are upset that the entry is free, and think there should be a gift shop. A movie theater where you hope that sticky stuff on your seat is soda, and the staff will take discipline your children for you & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Josh Buster · August 30, 2026

Bruh leave it to people is epic

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Bryana Freeman · August 18, 2026

I used to work at an Urban Air trampoline park back in 2022, when I lived in Florida. It was in our city mall. While I worked there, on shift, a kid fell 20 ft from the sky rider attraction and hit the concrete floor. The video is on YouTube unfortunately. Oh and please stay out of the ball pit 🫠🤢

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Gracey Edwards · August 9, 2026

This made me read the reviews for Enchanted Forest in Eugene OR and ppl were not enchanted

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Jazz C · July 31, 2026

This is my favourite episode so far, great job guys 🤣🤣🤣

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Cara Butcher · July 26, 2026

I was already laughing, but at 57:57 when James goes “..WHAT?!!”, I lost it lmao — because truly what in tarnation

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TiffnDs · July 26, 2026

The part about the kids in the movie theater, got me. If you can’t parent your children the way they should. Don’t take them into public. I have 7 children myself. I can take them out in public or a restaurant with no issues. Why? Because I’ve set the expectations of public behavior at a very young age. I will remove ALL of us from an establishment, if one child does something they shouldn’t. We don’t touch other people’s belonging. We don’t need to be loud so the whole place can hear the conversation. Clean up after yourself and just be a decent human being to the others around you. I think the manager handled it well. Since the “buck stops with me” 🤣

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Chad Litzinger · July 15, 2026

"I've always long firm held belief...?" Jimmie, are you ok? Hilarious mix of words.

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Milwaukee Nick · July 15, 2026

“Mannerable” might be my new favorite not a word word

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Benjamin Fleming · July 15, 2026

As someone who works customer service, I cheered when the theater manager told them to gtfo. I hate when parents refuse to do their jobs and keep their kids in line.

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Brandon Beilfuss · July 13, 2026

Jimmy was absolutely right, they charged nothing for the "a-list" and were actually losing quite a bit if money on the whole deal, i think they made a doc recently about it.

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Thomas Pielli · July 10, 2026

Movie theaters get 50%

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Not a scientist · July 9, 2026

Norwegian here. Our taxes is not 55%, haha

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Bob Marcus · July 8, 2026

Terrific episode! As far as boys being boys, I just got back from a day at the beach where I witnessed 10-12 older teenage boys standing about waist deep in the surf, having a pretty intense slap fight! Loud, wet, slaps to the face, back and chest accompanied by laughs, screams and exaggerated flops into the water. People were actually moving their kids away from the area. Loads of fun

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Kellie Gillespie · July 7, 2026

I’m crying at “ediot” 🤣

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Michele Kiggins · July 7, 2026

The people that are complaining about Italy need to pay for the people that would enjoy the sites.

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J Iller · July 7, 2026

A trampoline park is equivalent in chaos to spaceballs evacuation of mega maid

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Alicia C · July 7, 2026

Racisted!!! LOL 😂

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Just Jamie · July 7, 2026

I'm sure the guys name is Rajit... rha-jeet

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Asia Redgrave · July 7, 2026

Demon Slayer is NOT a kids show. It’s an adult anime with gore and swearing and some heavy adult themes.

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Samuel Katz · July 7, 2026

Yeah I was cracking up with that review calling it a kids movie

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Farrah R · July 6, 2026

I see a gap in the market for disposable AMC theater seat covers. 🤢

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biggidy2555 · July 6, 2026

Who would wear political attire to a kids bday party....? Oh yeah, cult members following their 33% approval rating daddy 😂😂😂😂

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AndrewsPsyche · July 6, 2026

"as she was well within her right too" (-Jimmie on shit parenting & black momming FTW!). I was raised by black parents so maybe I'm biased but FUCK no! I've got 2 teenage boys that would have never DREAMED of acting like that INFRONT of me. And you get me called out in public for acting a fool? lol What happened to my other son, you say?? Thank you guys for clearing up the concession stand pricing/movie pricing sitch- former projection booth worker here (when you actually spliced shit lol).

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Hot Dog Racing YouTube · July 6, 2026

Any review starting with “I’m not sure if this is racist or not…” is going to be absolute gold. I love this episode so much 😭

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Samuel Katz · July 6, 2026

lol “now let’s go someplace slightly less Italian than New Jersey—Italy!”

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Kramer and his Cougar MILF · July 6, 2026

Lucy getting drunk on Vitameatavegamin is my favorite childhood memory from Nick at Night 🥰

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Mgncapri · July 6, 2026

I worked in movie theaters for almost a decade. I guarantee that "putrid" smell is a dead rat. Every crummy theater I worked for struggled with rats, and they die in the walls. There's nothing you can do for that smell except time. Dark, food all over the floors, sewer access, lots of places to nest and hide...it's basically their ideal habitat. Anyways, enjoy that thought next time you go to the movies.

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Lilly Mongold · July 6, 2026

LMAO my husband and I are going to a Regal theater Wednesday to see masters of the universe. I'll keep this in mind 🥲

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Lizzie · July 6, 2026

I think those kids bought tickets to the wrong movie because K-pop Demonhunters is not R rated, lol

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Penny · July 6, 2026

My sister and I sat through Cocktails because we wanted the air conditioning, we did not have a/c at home. The a/c was the only thing good about that movie.

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Laura · July 6, 2026

As a fellow AMC A lister it’s $25 a month and you can see 4 movies a WEEK! It’s actually a great deal 😂.

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Unemployed_History_Major · July 6, 2026

Listening to this while on vacation in Arkansas is making me question my life choices lol

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Michele Kiggins · July 7, 2026

I would like to go to Arkansas and visit the Ozarks.

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Lilly Mongold · July 6, 2026

Man demon slayer is NOT a kids show/anime. Kids do enjoy it but i wouldn't necessarily call it for children.

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ENKC · July 6, 2026

I came to say this. Just because it's animated does *not* mean it's for kids lol